National male god

Chapter 20 You Don't Know the Essence of the Bad Joke
"Actually, I can tell you a joke." Lu Mi said with a serious face, "For example, singing rap and typing a word on a tree or something."

"Let me tell you, cold jokes are one of the most indispensable things in this world, you woman who doesn't appreciate it." She said.

Liu Keqing threw a stack of exercise books in front of him: "You promised me that you would memorize your speeches carefully, big brother, men are really big pigs!"

"The report meeting will be in a while and you tell me you didn't watch it at all! Not at all! None! Watched?!"

Actually I am a woman.Lu Mi silently clarified.

Then she began to explain confidently: "This has nothing to do with me. Look at the speech yourself. Can it be written by a human being? What are five plans and three simulations? Do you just say this yourself? Will anyone listen?"

"Yes!" Liu Keqing was very sure.

"The confidence comes from you." Lu Mi: "I don't believe it!"

"Look at the face." Liu Keqing said in his heart that you still have too little experience as a young man: "You even have a support team now, do you know that?"

"No, I don't want to know." Lu Mi turned her head: "Please disband early, thank you."

"Oh, then you know now, whether you are happy or surprised or not."

"Why do you all like talking to yourself so much?" Lu Mi sighed: "Happy, pleasantly surprised, can you tell me how that magical organization came about?"

"Because of your face." Liu Keqing understands very well: "I'll tell you what they say about temperament, grades, and you don't believe it. They follow you because of your face."

"Okay, this reason is very hardcore." Lu Mi expressed her understanding: "By the way, do you know when a murder occurred in that area of ​​the square?"

"Murder?" Liu Keqing was confused.

"Or is it a robbery case? It's a case where someone was injured or died. Is there any?" Lu Mi added.

"No." Liu Keqing said.

"Really?" Lu Mi still wanted to ask, but she saw Liu Keqing standing up: "Hey, you can ask Young Master Su about the square. She knows where his house is. I I have to collect the homework and withdraw it first."

She turned around and took two steps, then turned around and reminded: "Remember to memorize the speech!"

"Oh." Lu Mi dealt with it casually, then began to look at the door of the class and wait for Su Ce to come over.

And Su Ce lived up to expectations and was late again.

"Brother Mi!" The man finally returned to his seat, and started to jump up again: "Can you pick a time to clarify to those professional bosses that I am really not your manager or something , don’t come to me to ask about your situation in the future, it’s really not a good habit to abuse food.”

"Oh, really, it's so pitiful." Lu Mi didn't pay attention to what he said at all: "By the way, help me recall, is there any case happened in the square?"

"Square?" Su Ce burst out laughing when he heard the ground, "It's impossible for any serious case to happen there." He said, "The city government is there, and the housing prices over there are so expensive, It can be said to be very scary, but the house is expensive, and the security system there is absolutely guaranteed."

"By the way, Brother Mi didn't suddenly ask about this matter? Could it be that someone provoked you? Who? Tell me, you, Brother Su, brought people to block him."

Su Ce was very domineering.

And Lu Mi looked at him helplessly: "Ah, then you are great, actually Shen Zhongchen provoked me, you go to block him?"

Su Ce: "...Forget it, forget it, I can't afford it, I still want to live, I'm still young and I have a future."

Lu Mi sighed, and stretched out her hand to rub the other party's hair: "Orangutan, seeing you, I feel more and more that what I said yesterday is really very reasonable?"

"What?" Su Ce was curious.

"Sometimes a fool is the happiest." Lu Mi said word by word: "Oh, maybe the root of my troubles is that I am a genius." She said this, and then asked Su Ce: "By the way, this Are you confident in the next exam? Didn’t Mr. Zhou say he would correct your exam papers himself?”

Su Ce covered his face: "Please don't mention it, we can pretend we don't know about it."

"If you keep pretending, you will have the college entrance examination." Lu Mi said that she had to mention it.

Wrathful woman, it's terrible.

Su Ce, who was angered... Oh, please have some sympathy.

However, as Lu Mi said, some things cannot be passed without mentioning them, such as the monthly exam in a few days, such as the report meeting this afternoon.

"There are unique skills in writing a good composition, and the most important thing is to love life. It is important to observe at ordinary times... Fuck, do I really want to read these things?"

Lu Mi looked at the manuscript in her hand with an expression of not being able to bear to look directly at it. What else is there: "If we want to learn mathematics well, we should prepare for the following points."

When the fuck did I get ready?Lu Mi thought so.Can I really say because I'm a genius?

As she walked forward with her head buried in this thought, she bumped into someone.

Familiar with a highly familiar touch.

And the familiar screams of a group of women.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" I'm standing in this pair from today!"

"Look carefully, they are really a good match!"

"You don't need to look carefully, I only stand for my appearance, and I can tell what the two of them are doing just because of their appearance!"

"Senior Shen Zhongchen's face is so pampering, that kind of gentle expression of Bingshan! I'm dead!"

Lu Mi raised her head: "Senior Shen Zhongchen, long time no see."

Shen Zhongchen's face was of course not the gentle and affectionate one in the legend.

It's not even a kind of anger or anything else. If I insist on describing it, it's probably a kind of "why is it you, why is it still you, why is it you again." Probably this kind of feeling.

And Lu Mi was actually quite helpless: "Senior, if you want to cover your buttocks, you can do so openly. I can pretend not to see it."

"Although I was actually the one who got my butt pinched last time!" Lu Mi added fuel.

"No, shut up." Shen Zhongchen's face quickly turned red.

"Wow, I didn't expect you, senior, to be such a person!" Lu Mi was still talking nonsense with a serious face: "Did you forget the things we used to do, senior? The past that makes people recall from time to time!"

Shen Zhongchen was anxious and even stammered a little: "You...you are a shameless person! Don't you have any self-esteem?"

Lu Mi was about to continue her bullshit when she was interrupted by the exclamation of girls around.

"Damn your circle is so chaotic, I want to become Chen Shen's belt and watch their past."

"You are a terrible person, and I think so too."

"Wow ladies, doesn't anyone want to tell me what all those past stories are?

(End of this chapter)