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Chapter 22 Men are big pigs' hoofs
Chapter 22 Men are big pigs' hoofs
Although Lu Mi didn't quite understand what girls were thinking nowadays, it didn't prevent her from grasping the core idea very quickly.
"Okay, thank you, goodbye." Lu Mi said quickly and went on stage.
slip away.
There were people everywhere, and after Lu Mi took the stage, she showed a usual smile: "Hi everyone, I am the representative of the senior year, Lu Mi."
There was thunderous applause.Liu Keqing suddenly felt that his right eyelid was twitching crazily: "I always feel that something is going to happen, I hope this speech will end normally like this."
"The title of my speech this time is: "Why are everyone here are scumbags?" Lu Mi's voice is actually very gentle, and it can even be said to be a kind of enjoyment when he speaks slowly.
But Liu Keqing definitely didn't feel that way.
"Okay, I know this big pig's hoof is definitely not going to read according to the script I gave."
On the stage, Lu Mi continued to say: "Why? Because of IQ, this is the root of all problems. Some people sleep all day and still rank first in the class, while others study hard all day and become crazy! Learning to die! Still no improvement.
Why?The learning method is wrong.Or is it not very sensitive to learning?
Because of talent, some people's talent is focused on learning, and you can't help it. "
Liu Keqing: "..."
Damn can someone get her off the top for me?
Shen Zhongchen: "..."
Although this person does not seem to be a good person, some ideas are quite novel.
Su Ce: "..."
Fuck you, Brother Mi is so handsome!But this theory seems to be teaching me to drop out of school early?
On the stage, Lu Ce was still eloquently talking: "So, why do we need to study? Zhuangzi said, "My life has a limit, but my learning has no limit. If there is a limit to pursue the limitless, it will be over."
"We should really pursue what we are good at! This is the real quality education."
"My speech is over."
Lu Mi bowed and left.
Liu Keqing stood in front of the steps with a murderous look on her face: "Little brother?" She said, "Tell me?"
"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, don't talk about it." Lu Mi shook her head.
"Huh?" Liu Keqing slammed his fist on the wall beside him: "Where's my speech?"
"Forget it, I didn't recite it!" Lu Mi said confidently.
"Oh, man, big pig's hooves." Liu Keqing lowered his head and sighed: "Are you ready for sanctions?"
Lu Mi was still hahaha: "Stop making trouble, you're not Athena, by the way, what time does self-study start..."
"Fuck Liu Keqing, calm down!"
Many years from now on, Lu Mi still clearly remembers that afternoon when she was chased by Liu Keqing across the whole school, the beautiful sunset covered her body, and they were sweating youthfully under the sunset...
That day, the punks in the school who watched the whole scene finally remembered their fear of being dominated by Liu Keqing back then.
Anyway, when Lu Mi finally returned to the classroom, she was so tired that she didn't even have the strength to pick up her phone.
"Brother Mi, are you okay?" Su Ce asked with a very humanitarian spirit.
"Not very good." Lu Mi lay on the table, "Why didn't anyone tell me that Liu Keqing is the record holder of the city's underage women's team leader running."
Su Ce sighed, "Brother Mi, I'm sorry, that's a bug."
After school, the two walked out of the school together one after another.
Su Ce was still persevering and thought that he was very earnest in persuading Lu Mi: "Brother Mi, go play professionally and take me to fly!"
Lu Mi rolled her eyes, turned around and stretched out her hand to grab Su Ce's slender waist, "Didn't I tell you, little brother? If you agree to try it with me, I'll consider your proposal? "
She looked up at Su Ce: "How about it, think about it, baby."
Lu Mi said so and let go, and when she left Su Ce's waist, she patted Su Ce's buttocks: "My little brother is in good shape."
Su Ce: "Fuck you, you! Fuck me, me, me!"
Su Ce, dead.
Lu Mi smiled and said: "Forget it, student orangutan, I don't agree, naturally I have my own considerations in it."
As for Su Ce?
Su Ce had already lost his chance when Lu Mi's arms wrapped around his waist.
Fuck, brother Mi hugged me!
Fuck, Brother Mi has his arms around my waist!Fuck!
Brother Mi, don't be like this, I feel like I'm still a straight man of steel!
In fact, you really love me, I should have known.
Lu Mi smiled and looked at the young man who jumped up in front of him: "Oh boy, don't be shy, didn't I tell you that you are all pretty?"
Of course Lu Mi didn't know anything about his psychological activity of wanting to refuse and respond.
So as a human being, just be happy and don’t think too much.
At this time, Shen Zhongchen was still persistent in sending messages to Lu Mi.
"About your joining Huangchen, I hope you can continue to think about it. Before you refuse, maybe you can go to see our Huangchen's specific information. Looking forward to your reply."
Attached is Huang Chen's recruitment draft this year, as well as some previous interviews with Huang Chen.
Of course, these basically did not attract any temptation to Lu Mi.
Just as the two of them were walking back, they heard a little girl shouting from behind: "Senior! Senior Lu Mi!"
The little girl ran up to Lu Mi: "Senior, I am your little fan! Please allow me to follow you!" She said: "By the way, I wish you and Su Ce a happy life."
Then ran away.Ran.
Only two people were left messy in the wind.
Wait, come back, listen to my explanation!
"What the hell are you talking nonsense, didn't you say that we are just pure classmates?"
Lu Mi watched Su Ce come back to his senses, and when he heard this, he started yelling again.Halfway through the yelling, he glanced back at Lu Mi, and held back the rest of the words inexplicably: "Brother Mi, don't care about those people's nonsense, those little girls know nonsense without knowing anything."
Then, as if he suddenly remembered something, he changed the subject abruptly, and his voice became a little louder again: "By the way, why don't you go back and give me some math tutoring, otherwise Lao Zhou doesn't know how to hate me , By the way, there are also pesticides, I feel that I can't always rely on you, can I, haha. How about you come back and help me practice?"
"I don't." Lu Mi decisively shattered Su Ce's dream of becoming the strongest king: "I'm busy."
"Why, Brother Mi, you should just help out! It's okay to treat it as if you are helping the poor!"
Su Ce was determined to persevere.
Lu Mi smiled at him: "Let's talk about it later."
There are so many tomorrows tomorrow, and there are so many games to play if you don't study hard.
Lu Mi thought to herself.
(End of this chapter)
Although Lu Mi didn't quite understand what girls were thinking nowadays, it didn't prevent her from grasping the core idea very quickly.
"Okay, thank you, goodbye." Lu Mi said quickly and went on stage.
slip away.
There were people everywhere, and after Lu Mi took the stage, she showed a usual smile: "Hi everyone, I am the representative of the senior year, Lu Mi."
There was thunderous applause.Liu Keqing suddenly felt that his right eyelid was twitching crazily: "I always feel that something is going to happen, I hope this speech will end normally like this."
"The title of my speech this time is: "Why are everyone here are scumbags?" Lu Mi's voice is actually very gentle, and it can even be said to be a kind of enjoyment when he speaks slowly.
But Liu Keqing definitely didn't feel that way.
"Okay, I know this big pig's hoof is definitely not going to read according to the script I gave."
On the stage, Lu Mi continued to say: "Why? Because of IQ, this is the root of all problems. Some people sleep all day and still rank first in the class, while others study hard all day and become crazy! Learning to die! Still no improvement.
Why?The learning method is wrong.Or is it not very sensitive to learning?
Because of talent, some people's talent is focused on learning, and you can't help it. "
Liu Keqing: "..."
Damn can someone get her off the top for me?
Shen Zhongchen: "..."
Although this person does not seem to be a good person, some ideas are quite novel.
Su Ce: "..."
Fuck you, Brother Mi is so handsome!But this theory seems to be teaching me to drop out of school early?
On the stage, Lu Ce was still eloquently talking: "So, why do we need to study? Zhuangzi said, "My life has a limit, but my learning has no limit. If there is a limit to pursue the limitless, it will be over."
"We should really pursue what we are good at! This is the real quality education."
"My speech is over."
Lu Mi bowed and left.
Liu Keqing stood in front of the steps with a murderous look on her face: "Little brother?" She said, "Tell me?"
"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, don't talk about it." Lu Mi shook her head.
"Huh?" Liu Keqing slammed his fist on the wall beside him: "Where's my speech?"
"Forget it, I didn't recite it!" Lu Mi said confidently.
"Oh, man, big pig's hooves." Liu Keqing lowered his head and sighed: "Are you ready for sanctions?"
Lu Mi was still hahaha: "Stop making trouble, you're not Athena, by the way, what time does self-study start..."
"Fuck Liu Keqing, calm down!"
Many years from now on, Lu Mi still clearly remembers that afternoon when she was chased by Liu Keqing across the whole school, the beautiful sunset covered her body, and they were sweating youthfully under the sunset...
That day, the punks in the school who watched the whole scene finally remembered their fear of being dominated by Liu Keqing back then.
Anyway, when Lu Mi finally returned to the classroom, she was so tired that she didn't even have the strength to pick up her phone.
"Brother Mi, are you okay?" Su Ce asked with a very humanitarian spirit.
"Not very good." Lu Mi lay on the table, "Why didn't anyone tell me that Liu Keqing is the record holder of the city's underage women's team leader running."
Su Ce sighed, "Brother Mi, I'm sorry, that's a bug."
After school, the two walked out of the school together one after another.
Su Ce was still persevering and thought that he was very earnest in persuading Lu Mi: "Brother Mi, go play professionally and take me to fly!"
Lu Mi rolled her eyes, turned around and stretched out her hand to grab Su Ce's slender waist, "Didn't I tell you, little brother? If you agree to try it with me, I'll consider your proposal? "
She looked up at Su Ce: "How about it, think about it, baby."
Lu Mi said so and let go, and when she left Su Ce's waist, she patted Su Ce's buttocks: "My little brother is in good shape."
Su Ce: "Fuck you, you! Fuck me, me, me!"
Su Ce, dead.
Lu Mi smiled and said: "Forget it, student orangutan, I don't agree, naturally I have my own considerations in it."
As for Su Ce?
Su Ce had already lost his chance when Lu Mi's arms wrapped around his waist.
Fuck, brother Mi hugged me!
Fuck, Brother Mi has his arms around my waist!Fuck!
Brother Mi, don't be like this, I feel like I'm still a straight man of steel!
In fact, you really love me, I should have known.
Lu Mi smiled and looked at the young man who jumped up in front of him: "Oh boy, don't be shy, didn't I tell you that you are all pretty?"
Of course Lu Mi didn't know anything about his psychological activity of wanting to refuse and respond.
So as a human being, just be happy and don’t think too much.
At this time, Shen Zhongchen was still persistent in sending messages to Lu Mi.
"About your joining Huangchen, I hope you can continue to think about it. Before you refuse, maybe you can go to see our Huangchen's specific information. Looking forward to your reply."
Attached is Huang Chen's recruitment draft this year, as well as some previous interviews with Huang Chen.
Of course, these basically did not attract any temptation to Lu Mi.
Just as the two of them were walking back, they heard a little girl shouting from behind: "Senior! Senior Lu Mi!"
The little girl ran up to Lu Mi: "Senior, I am your little fan! Please allow me to follow you!" She said: "By the way, I wish you and Su Ce a happy life."
Then ran away.Ran.
Only two people were left messy in the wind.
Wait, come back, listen to my explanation!
"What the hell are you talking nonsense, didn't you say that we are just pure classmates?"
Lu Mi watched Su Ce come back to his senses, and when he heard this, he started yelling again.Halfway through the yelling, he glanced back at Lu Mi, and held back the rest of the words inexplicably: "Brother Mi, don't care about those people's nonsense, those little girls know nonsense without knowing anything."
Then, as if he suddenly remembered something, he changed the subject abruptly, and his voice became a little louder again: "By the way, why don't you go back and give me some math tutoring, otherwise Lao Zhou doesn't know how to hate me , By the way, there are also pesticides, I feel that I can't always rely on you, can I, haha. How about you come back and help me practice?"
"I don't." Lu Mi decisively shattered Su Ce's dream of becoming the strongest king: "I'm busy."
"Why, Brother Mi, you should just help out! It's okay to treat it as if you are helping the poor!"
Su Ce was determined to persevere.
Lu Mi smiled at him: "Let's talk about it later."
There are so many tomorrows tomorrow, and there are so many games to play if you don't study hard.
Lu Mi thought to herself.
(End of this chapter)
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