Divorced Women's Cheat Cultivation
Chapter 28
Chapter 28
The exam week was in full swing and passed by with lightning speed. In order to comfort the candidates who had lost their skin in the exam, the school decided to organize an event and visit the museum one by one. The event was huge and there were many people, so The school requires every teacher to take the students together to prevent any accidents.
In broad daylight, what could happen in a crowded place?
Yan Qing was forced to sacrifice a weekend to accompany the students to the museum.
Afraid that the cutie would be boring, Yan Qing also took him along and mixed in with the elementary school students, but he couldn't tell.
After making the school bus and arriving at the exhibition hall, Yan Qing was in charge of some of the students. It was enough for her to be optimistic about them, and the cuties were free to move about.
There are various historical relics of 5000 years on display in the museum. When Yan Qing came to the front of the exhibit, there was a black stone with abstract figures lying on it through the thick glass with dim display lights. The board, the exhibition board next to it introduces that the painting on the board is the story of the birth of Nuwa ten thousand years ago.
Next to this display is a statue of Nuwa of equal height... The stone statue has plump lips, eyes like lacquer, a graceful body and a snake tail with scales, which doesn't look like her at all.
"Are all these myths and legends true?" A girl next to her asked her boyfriend.
"How is it possible, it's all made up by people."
"I think it's true. If it's not true, why do people imagine her as a snake with the head of a human and nothing else? Also, look at these two documents, one is in the Yellow River Basin and the other is in the Yangtze River Basin. The legends are far apart but almost at the same time. appeared, what does this prove?"
The boy froze for a moment, "Whatever you say, it's been a long time and I can't verify it. Unless you let Nuwa stand in front of me, I won't believe it."
Yan Qingmo thought: I am standing next to you!boy!
At the end, when the time was up and all the students stood in line, Yan Qing counted the number of students and said to himself: "One is missing."
The teacher next to him also counted it again: "It's not bad, isn't it just right?"
"Teacher Wang Xia, take them away first, and I will go back to school by myself later."
"Hey! Teacher Yan, the number of people is correct. If you run away like this, your performance will be deducted."
——People have already run away.
There is still one person missing here, that's right, the person who is missing is the little cutie.
Yan Qing went in and went back and forth twice, but there was no sign of him. It was strange, he didn't know where he would go?
"Ding, ding, ding..." A series of old-fashioned and weird cell phone ringtones rang, and Yan Qing hurriedly picked up the phone. This is a ringtone exclusively for cuties.
"Cousin, I smell the trace of the nine-tailed fox that smelled on you last time! I'm afraid I can't defeat him alone, so come quickly."
Yan Qing lowered her voice, "What monster are you chasing after as a child, where are you now?"
"Hmm... cute, I'm... ah! I know this is a latrine!"
What?bathroom!Yan Qing continued to whisper: "Isn't it the men's toilet?"
"Of course, the nine-tailed foxes are all men, and the appearance of the dragon and yang is more beautiful than a goddess. I don't know how many people have been bewitched throughout the ages."
It's really a men's toilet!Yan Qing felt that her reputation in this life would be ruined today!
"Wait, I'll be right there!"
Yan Qing quickly moved to the door of the toilet, picked up her bag to cover her face and head, and rushed in.
"Ah!" Several male comrades screamed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Yan Qing closed her eyes and apologized, "I came in to find my cousin, you guys continue, do what you want."
The men who had urinated didn't want to take it easy anymore, cursed a few times and ran out of the toilet, Yan Qing put down the bag when she heard no footsteps, took out a sign from under the sink and put it on the door of the toilet: under maintenance.
"Little cutie, where is the nine-tailed fox?"
The little cutie folded her hands, stared at one of the compartments with a serious expression, looked at Yan Qing and pointed to this compartment.
I heard that the nine-tailed fox came from ancient times. I heard that he is not only powerful in Taoism but also has nine lives...
Yan Qing thought of the news that was pushed last night, the recent heart-wrenching and perverted killer could not be the Nine-Tailed Fox!In the painted skin, isn't the fox demon played by Brother Xun just by eating people's hearts to maintain his human appearance? ! ! !
"Little cutie, I think that justice must be done while being considerate of yourself, do you understand?"
"It's the responsibility of a cultivator to eliminate demons and defend the way."
"What if he's squatting on a tuba..."
"After you hide behind me, I'll lure him out. If you sneak attack again, the chances of success are higher." Cutie is already thinking about tactics.
Yan Qing was powerless, "Even if you want to fight, don't say it so blatantly and loudly!"
"Heh..." There was a chuckle from inside.
Like being brushed by a feather against the skin, this sound can make every inch of a person's bones crisp, Yan Qing didn't think it was crispy, but felt horrible, this sound can only be made by a vixen.
The little cutie couldn't wait any longer, so with a snort, she kicked open the toilet door!
The inside was empty, and the cutie rushed in and looked left and right, and the laughter just now sounded from above Yan Qing's head, "Heh... interesting and interesting."
"Come out and fight." The little cutie straightened her small body, but her baby voice didn't frighten anyone.
Nine-tailed fox didn't respond, Yan Qing speculated, "He didn't leave, did he, is this the land shrinking technique?"
"This is shape-changing, sound transmission thousands of miles away, people may have fled hundreds of miles away. Huh..."
Yan Qing's mood is completely opposite to that of Xiaocuti's angry crown. It's a good thing to eliminate harm for the people, but her current level of cultivation is not enough for Nine Tails to plug her teeth. It would be good if those big monsters didn't come to drink her blood.
"Oh, you little cutie, how did you leak your words just now?" Yan Qing stared at the little cutie, although the little cutie immediately locked her mouth, but she had already seen it, "You are at the age of losing your teeth!"
The sad little cutie, no matter how big she is, has to go through the only way for every child: tooth replacement.
I remember that when I was changing my teeth, I couldn’t wait, and I couldn’t pull them off with my hands. When the time came, I would knock out a tooth when I ate an almond, and then my mother would pick up her fallen tooth and put it behind the door. The moral of the practice is that the teeth will grow as clean and tidy as doors.
So when the cutie lost his teeth, Yan Qing also put his teeth behind the door, the cutie asked the reason clearly, and said confidently: "If you don't have to be so cute, my teeth will grow well too." After finishing speaking proudly Jiao left.
Having said that, when he loses his teeth in the future, he will always give them to Yan Qing, and she will be shy like a child.
In addition to changing the teeth, the vegetables grown by Yanqing in the fairyland also grew. The speed is like taking a stimulant. The leaves are fat and healthy, and no pesticides are added.
Yan Qing immediately planted some vegetables and tomatoes, and she will eat egg noodles with tomatoes tonight, and she will send these vegetables to her mother tomorrow.
After happily ordering the noodles, Yan Qing put some simple seasonings on the table, and the cutie swayed over after smelling the smell, "What is this?"
"Noodles, tomato and egg noodles."
"……I want too……"
Yan Qing looked at him in surprise, "Aren't you a non-human being?"
"I just don't have the appetite, and it's okay to taste it once in a while. And you are the first person I've seen who grows vegetables in space. I've never eaten this kind of aura-filled vegetables."
"Modern people know how to use resources rationally." Instead of competing with her cousin for food, Yan Qing turned to get another bowl of noodles.
It was another night of hot tomato and egg noodles, sprinkled with chopped green onion, and the fragrance in the bowl rushed to the face. Yanqing moved his index finger, holding the chopsticks and ready to start.
"buckle"
The chopsticks stopped in the air, Yan Qing was speechless, and he would be kicked by the donkey if he disturbed others to eat.
Afraid that she hadn't heard, the person who knocked on the door knocked twice again, Yan Qing thought to herself, she just moved here and there is no acquaintance here, so it can't be the property again, right?Do you want to send it by courier?Or Yi Qingchou?Is it to check the water meter?
Yan Qing got up and went to open the door, there was an old man and a child outside.
After being confused for two seconds, Yan Qing realized that he must have knocked on the wrong door, "Excuse me, who are you?"
The poor-looking old man was wearing a Taoist robe, cupped his hands and said: "Master, I am Qingfeng, the hundredth generation descendant of the Tianqing Sect, and I am looking for the master in the name of the previous master."
The little Taoist next to the old Taoist also made a bow, and said sweetly: "Hello, Master, I am the one hundred and zeroth generation descendant of the Tianqing School, Qingtian."
Yan Qing was considering whether to call the mental hospital, or whether she had strayed into the crew.
"Sorry, I don't know the head of your heavenly faction."
She chose to close the door and continue eating her noodles.
"Your surname is Yan and your name is Qing. You died on June 11, [-]. You have a pair of parents and no children. After a broken marriage, you were reborn by Xiu's chance. Now is the period of... your heartbeat."
Yan Qing looked at the old man, "Who are you?"
"I am Qingfeng, the [-]th generation successor of the Tianqing Sect, and I am looking for the head in the name of the previous head."
"Forget it, you guys come in first, the wind outside looks like it's going to rain." Yan Qing rubbed his forehead with a headache.
"There will be wind and no rain tonight, and there will be heavy rain tomorrow." The old man brought the little boy in and said the old god.
"Whatever..." She didn't care about that at all.
Xiao Daotong saw the noodles on the table and whispered in the old Dao's ear: "Master, I'm hungry..."
"I have wine here. Once I get drunk, I won't be hungry." Daoist Qingfeng said, taking out the wine gourd hanging from his waist.
Letting minors drink heavily and instilling the idea of an alcoholic, Yan Qing couldn't stand it and pushed his own noodles to Qingfeng, "Let your apprentice eat this, and I'll go get another bowl of noodles."
On the third dinner tonight, Yan Qing expressed her tired love. After she finished cooking, the little cutie was already interrogating the two unknown people, "Are you really Tianqing faction?"
The old man nodded, squinted his eyes and sized up the cutie, "It's genuine."
"Is there a token?"
The old Taoist took out another jade tablet from his waist, engraved with the word Tianqing, the pen was not very crooked, the little cutie just glanced at it and nodded, "It's her handwriting that's right, it's Tianqing school token."
Yan Qing was speechless, "Where is this trouble? Little cutie, how do you know what kind of Tianqing sect this is?"
(End of this chapter)
The exam week was in full swing and passed by with lightning speed. In order to comfort the candidates who had lost their skin in the exam, the school decided to organize an event and visit the museum one by one. The event was huge and there were many people, so The school requires every teacher to take the students together to prevent any accidents.
In broad daylight, what could happen in a crowded place?
Yan Qing was forced to sacrifice a weekend to accompany the students to the museum.
Afraid that the cutie would be boring, Yan Qing also took him along and mixed in with the elementary school students, but he couldn't tell.
After making the school bus and arriving at the exhibition hall, Yan Qing was in charge of some of the students. It was enough for her to be optimistic about them, and the cuties were free to move about.
There are various historical relics of 5000 years on display in the museum. When Yan Qing came to the front of the exhibit, there was a black stone with abstract figures lying on it through the thick glass with dim display lights. The board, the exhibition board next to it introduces that the painting on the board is the story of the birth of Nuwa ten thousand years ago.
Next to this display is a statue of Nuwa of equal height... The stone statue has plump lips, eyes like lacquer, a graceful body and a snake tail with scales, which doesn't look like her at all.
"Are all these myths and legends true?" A girl next to her asked her boyfriend.
"How is it possible, it's all made up by people."
"I think it's true. If it's not true, why do people imagine her as a snake with the head of a human and nothing else? Also, look at these two documents, one is in the Yellow River Basin and the other is in the Yangtze River Basin. The legends are far apart but almost at the same time. appeared, what does this prove?"
The boy froze for a moment, "Whatever you say, it's been a long time and I can't verify it. Unless you let Nuwa stand in front of me, I won't believe it."
Yan Qingmo thought: I am standing next to you!boy!
At the end, when the time was up and all the students stood in line, Yan Qing counted the number of students and said to himself: "One is missing."
The teacher next to him also counted it again: "It's not bad, isn't it just right?"
"Teacher Wang Xia, take them away first, and I will go back to school by myself later."
"Hey! Teacher Yan, the number of people is correct. If you run away like this, your performance will be deducted."
——People have already run away.
There is still one person missing here, that's right, the person who is missing is the little cutie.
Yan Qing went in and went back and forth twice, but there was no sign of him. It was strange, he didn't know where he would go?
"Ding, ding, ding..." A series of old-fashioned and weird cell phone ringtones rang, and Yan Qing hurriedly picked up the phone. This is a ringtone exclusively for cuties.
"Cousin, I smell the trace of the nine-tailed fox that smelled on you last time! I'm afraid I can't defeat him alone, so come quickly."
Yan Qing lowered her voice, "What monster are you chasing after as a child, where are you now?"
"Hmm... cute, I'm... ah! I know this is a latrine!"
What?bathroom!Yan Qing continued to whisper: "Isn't it the men's toilet?"
"Of course, the nine-tailed foxes are all men, and the appearance of the dragon and yang is more beautiful than a goddess. I don't know how many people have been bewitched throughout the ages."
It's really a men's toilet!Yan Qing felt that her reputation in this life would be ruined today!
"Wait, I'll be right there!"
Yan Qing quickly moved to the door of the toilet, picked up her bag to cover her face and head, and rushed in.
"Ah!" Several male comrades screamed.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Yan Qing closed her eyes and apologized, "I came in to find my cousin, you guys continue, do what you want."
The men who had urinated didn't want to take it easy anymore, cursed a few times and ran out of the toilet, Yan Qing put down the bag when she heard no footsteps, took out a sign from under the sink and put it on the door of the toilet: under maintenance.
"Little cutie, where is the nine-tailed fox?"
The little cutie folded her hands, stared at one of the compartments with a serious expression, looked at Yan Qing and pointed to this compartment.
I heard that the nine-tailed fox came from ancient times. I heard that he is not only powerful in Taoism but also has nine lives...
Yan Qing thought of the news that was pushed last night, the recent heart-wrenching and perverted killer could not be the Nine-Tailed Fox!In the painted skin, isn't the fox demon played by Brother Xun just by eating people's hearts to maintain his human appearance? ! ! !
"Little cutie, I think that justice must be done while being considerate of yourself, do you understand?"
"It's the responsibility of a cultivator to eliminate demons and defend the way."
"What if he's squatting on a tuba..."
"After you hide behind me, I'll lure him out. If you sneak attack again, the chances of success are higher." Cutie is already thinking about tactics.
Yan Qing was powerless, "Even if you want to fight, don't say it so blatantly and loudly!"
"Heh..." There was a chuckle from inside.
Like being brushed by a feather against the skin, this sound can make every inch of a person's bones crisp, Yan Qing didn't think it was crispy, but felt horrible, this sound can only be made by a vixen.
The little cutie couldn't wait any longer, so with a snort, she kicked open the toilet door!
The inside was empty, and the cutie rushed in and looked left and right, and the laughter just now sounded from above Yan Qing's head, "Heh... interesting and interesting."
"Come out and fight." The little cutie straightened her small body, but her baby voice didn't frighten anyone.
Nine-tailed fox didn't respond, Yan Qing speculated, "He didn't leave, did he, is this the land shrinking technique?"
"This is shape-changing, sound transmission thousands of miles away, people may have fled hundreds of miles away. Huh..."
Yan Qing's mood is completely opposite to that of Xiaocuti's angry crown. It's a good thing to eliminate harm for the people, but her current level of cultivation is not enough for Nine Tails to plug her teeth. It would be good if those big monsters didn't come to drink her blood.
"Oh, you little cutie, how did you leak your words just now?" Yan Qing stared at the little cutie, although the little cutie immediately locked her mouth, but she had already seen it, "You are at the age of losing your teeth!"
The sad little cutie, no matter how big she is, has to go through the only way for every child: tooth replacement.
I remember that when I was changing my teeth, I couldn’t wait, and I couldn’t pull them off with my hands. When the time came, I would knock out a tooth when I ate an almond, and then my mother would pick up her fallen tooth and put it behind the door. The moral of the practice is that the teeth will grow as clean and tidy as doors.
So when the cutie lost his teeth, Yan Qing also put his teeth behind the door, the cutie asked the reason clearly, and said confidently: "If you don't have to be so cute, my teeth will grow well too." After finishing speaking proudly Jiao left.
Having said that, when he loses his teeth in the future, he will always give them to Yan Qing, and she will be shy like a child.
In addition to changing the teeth, the vegetables grown by Yanqing in the fairyland also grew. The speed is like taking a stimulant. The leaves are fat and healthy, and no pesticides are added.
Yan Qing immediately planted some vegetables and tomatoes, and she will eat egg noodles with tomatoes tonight, and she will send these vegetables to her mother tomorrow.
After happily ordering the noodles, Yan Qing put some simple seasonings on the table, and the cutie swayed over after smelling the smell, "What is this?"
"Noodles, tomato and egg noodles."
"……I want too……"
Yan Qing looked at him in surprise, "Aren't you a non-human being?"
"I just don't have the appetite, and it's okay to taste it once in a while. And you are the first person I've seen who grows vegetables in space. I've never eaten this kind of aura-filled vegetables."
"Modern people know how to use resources rationally." Instead of competing with her cousin for food, Yan Qing turned to get another bowl of noodles.
It was another night of hot tomato and egg noodles, sprinkled with chopped green onion, and the fragrance in the bowl rushed to the face. Yanqing moved his index finger, holding the chopsticks and ready to start.
"buckle"
The chopsticks stopped in the air, Yan Qing was speechless, and he would be kicked by the donkey if he disturbed others to eat.
Afraid that she hadn't heard, the person who knocked on the door knocked twice again, Yan Qing thought to herself, she just moved here and there is no acquaintance here, so it can't be the property again, right?Do you want to send it by courier?Or Yi Qingchou?Is it to check the water meter?
Yan Qing got up and went to open the door, there was an old man and a child outside.
After being confused for two seconds, Yan Qing realized that he must have knocked on the wrong door, "Excuse me, who are you?"
The poor-looking old man was wearing a Taoist robe, cupped his hands and said: "Master, I am Qingfeng, the hundredth generation descendant of the Tianqing Sect, and I am looking for the master in the name of the previous master."
The little Taoist next to the old Taoist also made a bow, and said sweetly: "Hello, Master, I am the one hundred and zeroth generation descendant of the Tianqing School, Qingtian."
Yan Qing was considering whether to call the mental hospital, or whether she had strayed into the crew.
"Sorry, I don't know the head of your heavenly faction."
She chose to close the door and continue eating her noodles.
"Your surname is Yan and your name is Qing. You died on June 11, [-]. You have a pair of parents and no children. After a broken marriage, you were reborn by Xiu's chance. Now is the period of... your heartbeat."
Yan Qing looked at the old man, "Who are you?"
"I am Qingfeng, the [-]th generation successor of the Tianqing Sect, and I am looking for the head in the name of the previous head."
"Forget it, you guys come in first, the wind outside looks like it's going to rain." Yan Qing rubbed his forehead with a headache.
"There will be wind and no rain tonight, and there will be heavy rain tomorrow." The old man brought the little boy in and said the old god.
"Whatever..." She didn't care about that at all.
Xiao Daotong saw the noodles on the table and whispered in the old Dao's ear: "Master, I'm hungry..."
"I have wine here. Once I get drunk, I won't be hungry." Daoist Qingfeng said, taking out the wine gourd hanging from his waist.
Letting minors drink heavily and instilling the idea of an alcoholic, Yan Qing couldn't stand it and pushed his own noodles to Qingfeng, "Let your apprentice eat this, and I'll go get another bowl of noodles."
On the third dinner tonight, Yan Qing expressed her tired love. After she finished cooking, the little cutie was already interrogating the two unknown people, "Are you really Tianqing faction?"
The old man nodded, squinted his eyes and sized up the cutie, "It's genuine."
"Is there a token?"
The old Taoist took out another jade tablet from his waist, engraved with the word Tianqing, the pen was not very crooked, the little cutie just glanced at it and nodded, "It's her handwriting that's right, it's Tianqing school token."
Yan Qing was speechless, "Where is this trouble? Little cutie, how do you know what kind of Tianqing sect this is?"
(End of this chapter)
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