I heard that God likes me

Chapter 115 It feels so good to be pampered.

Ji Huai squinted his eyes, looked at the two guns pointed at him, smiled very gently, and his tone was full of flattery, "Ye Shen, let me tell you, my elementary school..."

"boom--"

【Headwind-Simple eliminated H&Q-Summer with S189】

Ji Huai didn't react, he was shot in the head by Jian Shu, and he was eliminated on the spot.

"Black-faced Jane, shit!" Ji Huai cursed sullenly.

Before he had time to get in touch with his brother-in-law, the game was over.

"Team, captain?" Ye Qi was a little confused by Jian Shu's manipulation.

He really didn't plan to kill the dog, he planned to gossip about it.

Jigou has a date?

Then why Mao still greeted him with care, trying to please him in every possible way?
That dog is really not a good dog!

The more Ye Qi thought about it, the more something was wrong, she really couldn't think of a reason, she wanted to take the opportunity to trick Ji Huai, but there was no chance.

Jian Shu loaded the gun in his hand with bullets, and replied without changing his face, "It accidentally went off."

Fire escape, nonexistent.

Captain Jian couldn't hear Ji Huai's gentle teasing laughter, and was gentle with his boyfriend. What does that dog want to do? !

He felt like there might be a little green on his head at any moment!
Really couldn't stand it, taking advantage of Jigou's inattention, Jian Shu directly shot the dog into a box, and then quickly removed it, so as not to have long nights and dreams.

"Oh." Ye Qi didn't think much about it.

"My elementary school..." Ye Qi thought of Ji Huai's words, snorted, and said gossipingly, "Captain, does Ji Gou's family run an elementary school?"

Jian Shu continued, "I don't know."

Whatever he drives, I just want to kill the dog.

All potential rivals in love must be eradicated.

"It's not like, that dog has a black heart and a belly full of bad water, so he doesn't look like an educator." Ye Qi frowned, and continued to complain, "The flowers of the motherland need positive energy to be watered, but they cannot withstand his destruction. "

Jian Shu's eyebrows moved slightly, and he pursed his lips.

"Captain." Ye Qi still felt that something was wrong, and continued to gossip with Jian Shu, "You said, Ji Huai's hot dog can really find a partner?"

He looks like an orphan!
Jian Shu's sneering voice came over, "Heh, which unlucky girl got into the pirate ship?"

"Tsk, it's probably too dark, she's blind, what a poor girl." Ye Qi felt distressed for three seconds.

"That girl is very benevolent and righteous. She has great love in her heart. Taking Jigou is to eliminate harm for the people." Jian Shu hurt others without mercy.

Ye Qi couldn't help laughing, and retorted, "Captain, I am also a benevolent man."

Jian Shu's brows and eyes softened, and he raised his eyebrows slightly, "Ye Shen, what do you mean?"

The benevolent and righteous Ye Qi rolled his eyes with a smile, and said triumphantly, "Although I didn't promote the development of the entire society and economy by myself, but I took in the frightening old Montenegro demon. Isn't that also for the safety of mankind?" Made a great contribution?"

Montenegro old demon, that is the nickname that bad friend gave to Jian Shu.

His face was too dark, too strict, and really too fierce.

"Oh, brat..."

"Captain, am I great?" Ye Qi was not acting obedient when he got the advantage.

There was a bit of sternness between Jian Shu's brows and eyes, and his low voice was threatening, "Do you start to dislike me?"

"Don't dare." It's too late to love you, how can you be willing to dislike you.

Ye Qi put the gun away, jumped around the two boxes with green lights, and said fondly, "Captain, I will take you flying, hurry up and lick the bag."

Of those two boxes, one was Ji Huai who was shot in the head, and the other was Shen He who was crushed to death by a frying pan. The boxes were full of supplies.

Jian Shu's eyes were filled with joy, and the corners of his lips curled slightly, "Okay."

It feels so good to be loved.

"Captain, since Jigou has a partner, my sister can give up completely."

Ye Qi looked at Jian Shu who was honestly licking her bag with satisfaction, and smiled very happily, "You don't know, Miss Qiao is fascinated by that old dog, she seems to be possessed, because she thinks that Jigou is the best in the world .”

Jian Shu: "..." Do you want to reveal the fact that I almost gave my girl to Ji Gou?

"As far as Miss Qiao's obsession with Ji Gou is concerned, Ji Gou will climb up on top of Master's head every minute and play wild." Ye Qi couldn't help but roll his eyes when he thought of the lofty Ji Huai, "Captain, that dog is really shameless."

Jian Shu asked calmly, "How?"

Ye Qi said indignantly, "Young Master reluctantly wanted to introduce Miss Qiao to him, but that dog even hung up on my phone, it's a coward!"

Jian Shu was speechless for a moment, "..."

He also hung up on me, and I offered to sell him for 100 million yuan, but was rejected.

"Heh, Ji Gou is not good enough for my sister!" Ye Qi snorted proudly, "I pulled the string mainly to let my sister recognize Ji Gou's true colors as soon as possible, jump into the pit as soon as possible, and everything will be fine."

A stone in Jian Shu's heart suddenly fell, "..."

Fortunately, I didn't succeed in introducing our sister to Jigou. Jigou can't be cheap!

"Young Master is really worried. Look left and right, but you don't see what's wrong with Ji Gou?" Ye Qi opened the chatterbox, and chatted with Jian Shu, "Captain, what do you think?"

Jian Shu was particularly cooperative, "That's not a good dog."

"exactly!"

In a second, Ye Qi turned into a master of Fengshui, fortune-telling and fortune-telling, doing all kinds of calculations.

"Jigou's eyebrows are indeed good-looking, but at first glance, he looks like a peach blossom. The peach blossoms blooming all the way must be philandering carrots, which are unreliable."

"Especially those gentle eyes, which look kind and harmless, but they are full of insidious tricks, hidden deep, they are a sharp weapon to deceive girls."

"And those thin lips, it is said that men with thin lips are the most fickle."

"To sum up, Jigou really can't do it!"

Jian Shu finally couldn't hold back any longer, his face darkened slightly, his lips moved slightly, "Ye, Qi!"

Ye Qi sensitively noticed that the captain's tone was a bit unhappy, so she said obediently, "Huh?"

Jian Shu frowned, cleared his throat deliberately, and said a little displeased, "Don't open your mouth and shut your mouth, you are a season dog..."

Performance CP is a hurdle in his heart.

To put it bluntly, it is inexplicably a little sour.

Boyfriend gets upset when he mentions a dog.

"Ah?" Ye Qi was in a daze for three seconds, and then couldn't help laughing out loud.

Jian Shu said in a deep tone, "What are you laughing at?"

"Captain." Ye Qi called softly.

Jian Shu's breathing became a little heavier, and she felt a little itchy in her heart, "Be honest."

He couldn't bear every soft captain's voice.

"There will be a race later, don't make trouble." Jian Shu reminded Ye Qi solemnly.

"With the captain leading me, I'm sure I'll be fine in the game." Ye Qi was still smiling smugly.

Jian Shu breathed out, and said angrily, "Yeqi, don't laugh."

"Okay, I won't laugh, huh..." Ye Qi couldn't hold back after all, "No, captain, huh, are you jealous?"

Jian Shu's expression remained the same, she pursed her lips, and did not answer.

"Ji dog..."

"To shut up."

"Oh, I won't talk about him anymore." The corners of Ye Qi's lips rose, and she couldn't hide her smile.

Captain, I'm jealous.

"Don't talk nonsense, the camera broadcast of the game is easy to cut into the broadcast studio."

When Jian Shu spoke, she always covered her mouth with her hand to avoid revealing the shape of her mouth, and the people who eat melons would pick it up.

"Don't be afraid." Ye Qi smiled brightly, "My camera is down, and I can only see the keyboard."

"Ah."

"Captain, you are the worst."

"how?"

Ye Qi rested her chin on one hand, her eyes were full of bright light, staring at the two little people in mini clothes on the computer screen, "Don't avoid suspicion, you deliberately asked me to come to Shuicheng, what do you want to do?"

"What do you think?" Jian Shu's eyebrows moved slightly, and the corners of his lips curled up, "Let you take me flying."

Ye Qi walked forward with a gun in his hand, and the special man said, "Captain, follow up, Ye Shen will take you to lie down."

"Okay~"

Jian Shu followed quickly, hiding behind Ye Qi, and dedicated herself to licking the bags he had unpacked.

Ji Huai, who was shot in the head, was still a little autistic, holding the AD calcium in his hand to play.

After turning off the camera, Ji Huai murmured softly, "Should I treat my brother-in-law better in the future? Hmm?"

For the elementary school girl, he is really able to bend and stretch!

broadcast room

The commentator was stunned, "What kind of operation is this? Solo Sai Ye Shen and Jian Shen are teaming up? What are they going to do after staying for a long time? Could it be a strategy that they have been talking about for a long time?"

The other commentator was also confused, and interjected, "What is Nifeng's tactics now? Are you planning to abandon the rigid style of play as before? Are you trying to fight to the end? No, our sniper master Jane What are you doing? He he he... licking the bag?"

"Jian Shen even took the airdrop AWM gun and picked up the high-power lens. He didn't look for the high point, and he didn't open the magnifying glass. He even jumped around behind Ye Shen. It's all in the finals. Jian Jian Jian God... ...Still licking the bag? Why?!!"

"My God, their performance... really is a family that loves each other!"

Xia Qiao stared blankly at Ye Qi and Jian Shu on the broadcast screen, also confused, felt that something was wrong, but couldn't tell what was wrong.

"Come on, girl, eat melon seeds."

Huo Ting, who was in the auditorium, happened to sit next to Xia Qiao, and kindly handed Xia Qiao the sunflower seeds.

He had discovered a shocking secret and urgently needed someone to talk to.

Xia Qiao turned her head and saw the non-mainstream yellow hair of the baby pig. Although she was wearing a peaked cap in a low-key manner, the yellow color was still eye-catching.

She knew this Huo Ting even when he turned into ashes.

He was the golden pig male god who tortured and killed her all over the world.

I thought the two were purely due online, but I didn't expect to be caught off guard in reality.

Xia Qiao took the melon seeds from Huo Ting's hand with a guilty conscience, and said thank you obediently.

Huo Ting's focus was on the game, and he didn't look at the people around him at all. He lowered his voice and said gossipingly, "Sister, do you see that these two men are a little different?"

Xia Qiao looked at Jian Shu who was still running behind Ye Qi in a daze.

A little familiar.

This routine operation is a replica of her and the master.

The master charged forward, and she happily licked the bag behind her.

"Sister, I tell you, this is love!" Huo Ting's eyes were piercing, and he saw it in a second. Pet."

Xia Qiao said softly, "Huh?"

Huo Ting gnawed a melon seed, and analyzed logically, "The two of them must have an affair!"

"No, no, no!" The passer-by in the front row couldn't take it any longer, turned his head slightly, and interjected directly, "This is all a routine, and the black-faced Jane is notoriously dirty in tactics, and the way she looks now is clearly a deceptive tactic , there must be a backhand."

"No!" Huo Ting quickly corrected, "Let me tell you, Jianshen and Yeshen...the relationship must be extraordinary!"

"Cut~" The passer-by boy expressed his dissatisfaction, "I watched the live broadcast for four years, and I have been a fan of the e-sports circle for so long. Jianshen and Yeshen are purer than pure water!"

I have seen everything with my eyes!
"Huh?" Huo Ting retorted anxiously, "You're not the person involved, why are you so sure?"

"Heh!" The little brother patted his chest and assured, "In the entire e-sports circle, Jane is the best in the world!"

Huo Ting was furious, "..."

"Brother, let me tell you, if Jianshen really wants to have something, it must be the original partner Yuhuabu!" The passerby shook his head sadly, "When I was young and innocent, I was still a fan of Magic CP (Jane Shu) X Yu Mo), and later jumped into the pit.”

"Why?" Xia Qiao finally interrupted.

"Because I got a fan performance CP!"

The little brother's eyes were all bright, "The number one sniper god and the first solo king, what kind of god match is this, the two men are so f*cking, Ji Shen is really a fancy pampering night god, what the hell am I Yesterday, I read the posts showing their affection until [-]:[-] in the morning, and I woke up at [-]:[-] this morning to catch up with the competition, I want to hold high the banner of performance CP for the rest of my life!!!!"

Xia Qiao fell into a deep silence, and somehow doubted life.

Performance CP... She also used it...

The passer-by brother announced solemnly, and even went all out, "Brother, I have been a detective for many years, and I solemnly assure you that if there is something wrong with Jianshen and Yezai, bro... bro, I will live broadcast Chixiang..."

Xia Qiao: "..."

This... If you slap in the face in the future, wouldn't it be a bit tasteful?

"Don't, brother, wake up, okay?" Huo Ting almost went crazy, and said anxiously, "I really think Jianshen and Yeshen..."

"Oh, brother, it's the 21st century now, we have internet now, maybe your village doesn't have a network cable?"

Huo Ting, who didn't pull the network cable in the village: "..."

"Even if you are blind, you can tell that Jane is really straight!"

Blind Huo Ting: "..."

"Look at Uncle Jane's face, it's very straight!"

Huo Ting, who can't read faces: "..." Brother, I beg you, wake up!
Xia Qiao couldn't hold it back any longer, bit her lip, and explained in a low voice persistently, "Brother, in fact... Ji Shen is also straight!"

No objection is accepted!
"..." The passer-by brother was silent for a moment, and replied decisively, "So Ji Shen is attacking, and Ye Shen is receiving!"

Performance CP has been locked.

Want me to take off fans, dream it!
Huo Ting let out a puff, a mouthful of old blood stagnated in his heart, and almost fainted out of breath.

"No, little brother, you, you, you...Look at Jianshen and Yeshen's coquettish operations, don't you...don't smell a little bit of love?" Huo Ting also tried to save his brother who had been poisoned too deeply.

To tell the truth, the sour smell of love is going to make pigs faint!
"No! I can't smell it! I can only smell the scent of melon seeds!" The little brother stared at the screen with Tongling's big eyes, and said seriously, "They are really just teammates!"

I don't care, Ye Zai is Jishen!

Huo Ting died and gave up struggling.

Xia Qiao lowered her head, collapsed like a rabbit that had been hit.

"Sister, what do you think?" Huo Ting felt that Xia Qiao could still be saved, after all, he could see that the boss was straight.

Xia Qiao looked sideways at Huo Ting weakly, "What?"

The four eyes met, a little embarrassed.

"Huh?" Huo Ting narrowed his eyes, as if he had discovered some amazing secret, staring at Xia Qiao's lips, he spoke in a hurry, "Sister, sister, your lipstick is... round tube No. 12?"

Xia Qiao blinked innocently, "Huh?"

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(End of this chapter)