I heard that God likes me

Chapter 151 Ji Huai: "Next [Summer 0721], please give me more advice."

During the preparations for the World Championship, the popularity of the H&Q team was waterlooed in their careers because of all kinds of dirty stories about the leader Ji Huai.

Even though there are a lot of trolls on the Internet who are trying their best to clean up their crimes, they are still no match for the mindless spray of thousands of sunspots.

The H&Q team has always been capable and neat in doing things, but this time the scandal chose to avoid talking about it, and directly shut down the official and personal social accounts of the team in the name of preparing for the team.

No explanation, no answer, no statement.

Two ears don't ask about things outside the window, a little out of sight.

What's even more frightening is that the reputation of the H&Q team has been stigmatized, the team's state has declined, and its overall strength is facing the threat of collapse.

Four days have passed, and according to the statistics of the major data lists, the failure rate of the H&Q team is as high as 30.00%, which is the worst data since its establishment.

The World Championship is just around the corner, and the H&Q team, which was originally the favorite to win the championship, has plummeted and is basically falling out of the championship candidate team.

"Trash!" Xiaolu looked at himself who had been killed and turned into a box, and cursed in a low voice, "SHK's group of bad guys, I killed them with dirty tricks, go to the fuck!"

"Fuck, where is the knife? I'm still doing harm for the people, hacking to death those bastard turtles, the grandson of Nima." Dacheng gave up the treatment and directly exited the training interface.

Three minutes later, Shen He and Ji Huai were besieged, ending the game one after another.

"SHK's group of idiots are mentally retarded. After winning a few rounds, they show off their power and want the whole world to know? Why don't they go to the sky?" Dacheng was about to lose his composure.

"Weibo post bar doesn't even know what kind of dogs they call us." Xiaolu took off the headset.

"Boss, I can't hold on any longer." Dacheng turned his head and looked at Ji Huai, with a mouthful of resentment in his heart, "How long are we going to play with that group of idiots, I can't help but sharpen my knives and kill them people."

Stab in the back.

"Hold it." Ji Huai rubbed the space between his eyebrows.

"MG's pistol is good, but he is impatient and will get carried away. The sniper's plate is obviously weak, the overall situation is not enough, and the high point judgment is not the best. The other assault position JUI, to be honest, is seventy nights away. Thousands of miles away." Shen He watched the replay of the video and analyzed it seriously.

"How did this spicy chicken dish team enter the world championship?" Xiaolu rolled his eyes.

"It must have been shit luck, a big pie fell from the sky, and it happened to hit this group of evil pens." Dacheng hurriedly stepped on it.

Ji Huai turned on the replay, "Look at your own performance, Deer, you are in a hurry, as soon as you hear it is SHK, you rush forward with your gun, look at the positions of the three of SHK, and all of them are in ambush in the house, waiting for you to send your blood away!" head."

Lu Yi bowed his head, "..."

"There is also Dacheng, where the little deer gave away their heads, and you are still rushing forward foolishly, because you can't wait to prove yourself?" Ji Huai snorted softly.

Ling Cheng stopped talking.

Shen He opened his mouth, "Your excessive hatred will affect the state of the game, adjust well, don't rush forward without reason as soon as you hear SHK, and completely lose your mind."

"Boss, I can't do it anymore. If I don't train normally, I'll become a big dish." Xiaolu was about to lose his temper.

Dacheng grabbed a handful of hair in despair, "We are so mighty, why do we hide our strength? Why do we pretend to be food?"

"Do you understand what it means to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger?" Ji Huai asked.

"Hiding your strength is the best self-protection." Shen He said earnestly, "Too much light makes people jealous, so keep a low profile and do big things in a low voice."

"What's too bright, just Nifeng's ostentation, isn't it still good, I think SHK is deliberately displeasing us, tsk!" Xiao Lu complained.

Dacheng nodded agreeingly, "Brother Lu is right, that garbage team deliberately obstructs our eyes!"

"How do you know they are not against the wind?" Ji Huai asked suspiciously, "You are not SHK's undercover agents hiding in the team, are you?"

"..."

"..."

Ji Huai looked at Lu Yi and Ling Cheng who looked disgusted, and chuckled, "I'll give you three times as much as MG gave you."

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

"SHK is crazy with envious champions, will they keep their backs against the wind?" Shen He's face became serious.

"Should we notify Erha?" Lu Yi slammed the table down impatiently.

Ji Huai replied calmly, "No need."

"Boss, those sand sculptures in SHK are inhuman, if you don't tell the black-faced Jane, will they be hacked like us..." Dacheng was also anxious.

"No." Ji Huai shook his head impatiently, "You really think that the black-faced Jane is a vegetarian. If you have him against the wind, you won't fall."

Of the four major tacticians, Black-faced Jane is on the list.

Shen He's face was quite solemn, "We need to solve our internal problems first, we can pack food, but... multiple consecutive losses will really affect the state."

"How about... stop pretending? I have been suppressed for a few days, and I have long wanted to kill those sand sculptures of SHK!" Xiao Lu was filled with righteous indignation.

"Let's just pretend for the time being, it's good to be a non-threatening side dish team." Shen He thinks the dishes are pretty good.

"The villains in SHK have a lot of tricks. The enemy is in the open and we are in the dark. If we don't do anything, the situation is very dangerous. After all, we have been scolded, so let's continue to pretend." Dacheng exhaled.

"Instead of being wary of life-safety incidents such as poisoning, car accidents, and kidnapping every day, it's better to be harassed by the Internet. We have to restrain ourselves." Lu Yi also calmed down, and snorted, "Chenger, do you still remember, In the last World Championship, the group of sand sculptures in country F competed internally, and an jealous guy from RT put laxatives in the water dispenser of POI, and the whole team lay directly in the hospital to hang water."

"Tsk, despicable villain, what kind of rubbish can those sand sculptures of SHK pretend to be, even with their handicapped skills?" Lu Yi couldn't help cursing.

"The training time for the official account is reduced to two hours a day." Ji Huai lowered his head and played with his mobile phone, "Anyway, the outside world thinks that we have collapsed, so let's take the title of the garbage team, and ask the team's training time, and respond directly Internal discord."

"Then how to train?" Shen He asked.

Ji Huai replied, "Go to the trumpet."

"That's right, who doesn't have a few trumpets yet? Tsk!" Lu Yi recalled, "Brother, my trumpet is already at the ace rank, and it's just right for me to reach the Invincible God of War rank."

"My alias has been useless for more than two years, but my rank seems to be quite high." Dacheng had already begun to enter the account password.

"By the way, we haven't played with trumpets before. Today, we will form a cosmic wild king team and kill all directions. Brother, I have been aggrieved for several days. If I don't do a good job, it is really hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart! "Lu Yi is already gearing up.

"I've opened a room, and the invitation has been shared in the group, you go in directly." Ling Cheng was very fast, and everything was ready.

"okay!"

【Your boss dragged and frantically entered the room】

"Giao! Brother Lu, you are from the Department of Acting, right? Is this name a domineering president?" Dacheng was startled by the name of Fei Feifei.

A little bit of middle school.

"Go, your [little duck] is a hundred times lower than me."

In the next second, a light shone brightly.

"You two are the same." Shen He has already joined.

"Stupid Ah He?" Lu Yi couldn't hold back the urge to complain, "Master He, although you are quite stupid, don't say it!"

Dacheng is also a stickler, "Hahaha, it turns out that Master Crane also had a second year of middle school, the same world, the same you, me, and him."

Master He snorted, and said arrogantly, "You Shabi, wake up, my fiancee is called Daidai."

"Oh!"

"Oh!"

Lu Yi and Ling Cheng rolled their eyes to the sky.

"No, Lord He, didn't you get blocked again a few days ago? Didn't you almost feel depressed?" Lu Yi began to gossip.

Shen He was silent.

"Master He, girls just love to listen to sweet words. You can coax them a little bit more, don't be aggressive. Girls are petty fairies, so they should be pampered in the palm of your hand." Dacheng scratched his head helplessly, "Even I have always been a man who understands, you really deserve it." study."

"I..." Shen He felt aggrieved, paused, and said a little unnaturally, "I'm quite spoiled."

"Then why would they blackmail you?" Lu Yi shook his head with a bit of resentment, and clicked his tongue, "Master He, you have to remember that when you are in love, all mistakes are your fault!"

Shen He: "..." I'm already humble enough.

"Hey, Master He, this is all retribution. The tears you shed now are the water that got into your head when you said those cruel words about retiring the engagement." Lu Yi felt a little sympathetic to Master He, and sighed, "Everyone is chasing his wife at the crematorium. , our Lord Crane is the hell ground for chasing wives."

"Go, what do you two single dogs know? You're just jealous of me!" Master He said arrogantly once in a while, "Dadai is starting to worry about me eating instant noodles. She must like me."

"Oh, Master He, your love is all based on your imagination, right?" Dacheng's words were stabbed like a knife, "Let me tell you, Aunt Wang, who delivers food downstairs, likes me. Everyone told me that it’s not good to eat takeaway.”

"In this way, the uncle who serves vegetables in the canteen may have a crush on me. Every time I don't eat green vegetables, he will give me two or two spoonfuls, saying that I don't dare to be picky eaters." Lu Yi twirled his hair triumphantly, "So my brother's The charm is so irresistible, the uncle likes it."

"..." Shen He wanted to quit the team.

A group of people who don't know how to speak want to strangle them to death.

"So," Dacheng couldn't control the spirit of gossip, "Why did Miss Lin block you again?"

Shen He coughed twice, and said with a little embarrassment, "She told me that 999 is used up."

"Huh?" Lu Yi answered quickly, "Then buy it again, it's a trivial matter."

"I bought it, and then...no more." Shen He felt a little guilty, "I also bought two boxes."

"Is this okay? Is the quantity too small? Do you want the whole ten boxes?!" Dacheng was very straightforward, "Master He, you are a rich family. Isn't it too petty to send two boxes?"

"...I sent two boxes of Sanjiu Piyanping." Shen He coughed embarrassingly.

"Ah? 999, isn't it?" Xiao Lu was confused.

Shen He was silent.

"Hmm... Could it be Sanjiu Weitai?" Dacheng boldly guessed.

Shen He pouted.

"Oh, I guess it's a cold, 999 Ganmao Ling Granules, right?" Xiao Lu didn't even think about it, "Master Crane, we have a lot of money and power, let's ignore her, we have ten boxes of everything, that's right!"

Shen He was so angry that he almost fainted, he gritted his teeth, "...a terrible pen!"

If you listen to them, you will not find a wife sooner or later.

Xiaolu and Dacheng who were disliked: "..."

After a lively chat, Huo Ting came over to gossip, "Brother Cheng, what secrets are you talking about?"

Lu Yi was still confused, and raised his chin in the direction of Shen He, "Baby pig, Master He said 999, do you understand?"

Huo Ting became a salesman in a second, and he explained very neatly, "It's Dior's red lipstick, a must-have for beautiful women at home. I saw a beauty blogger recommending it, which lipstick is suitable... "

"Okay." Lu Yi's head hurt, "Pretend I didn't ask."

"I didn't ask either." Dacheng was also desperate.

"No, Brother Lu and Cheng, you have to learn!" Huo Ting turned into a small expert in carrying goods in a second, "Lipstick is a girl's favorite, and learning lipstick knowledge is equivalent to half of the success."

Lu Yi and Ling Cheng looked at each other: "..."

"Speaking of lipsticks, the categories are too complicated. Let me give you a brief introduction. Those suitable for yellow skin include reddish brown, rotten tomato, hawthorn, bean paste, and pumpkin. Those suitable for fair skin include cherry red, apple red, and cherries. red, red, etc. The 999 just mentioned is a red number." Huo Ting earnestly told the two ignorant teenagers to attend class.

"... What kind of stuff is this?" Lu Yi scratched his head in despair, with a confused look on his face.

Like Ling Cheng, he was dominated by a lot of color numbers, almost a bit of intensive phobia, and said unwillingly, "That thing...isn't it only red and pink?"

I can really get an A if I know a dead Barbie fan!
"Huh?!" Huo Ting knocked on Ling Cheng's head in despair, "It's over, brother Cheng... If your partner prefers orange in the future, you have to do it."

Ling Cheng shrugged, and said seriously, "I think half of my future will definitely like my personality."

Lu Yi stepped on it immediately, "Stop talking, I'm throwing up."

"Pig boy, what did you say about the lipstick? Continue talking?" Shen He asked abruptly.

Huo Ting got the guests to join the class and started the class with great enthusiasm, "Generally speaking, lipstick color can also reflect the girl's temperament. Nude color represents enthusiasm, reliability, down-to-earth, sweet, loving, and attractive, and pink represents easy-going , friendliness, enthusiasm, humor, cuteness, etc. Red represents confidence, courage, attractiveness, etc.”

Both Lu Yi and Ling Cheng's jaws dropped, "..."

"Pig pig, you are so eloquent when you're drunk, it would be a waste not to sell lipstick." Ling Cheng was convinced, and gave a thumbs up.

Lu Yi had never been convinced by anyone before, and he actually felt admiration in his heart after being manipulated by such a honey.

Shen He was silent.

"Master He, are you stunned?" Ling Cheng said excitedly, "Hurry up and learn, but you won't be blocked if you don't send three nines to Pi Yanping."

Shen He handed it over with a cold look, "Shut up."

Ling Cheng didn't dare to say more.

Can't be bothered.

"Don't bother me to take notes." Shen He lowered his head and seriously wrote down the notes shared by Huo Ting on his mobile phone.

Lu Yi: "..."

Ling Cheng: "..."

This man is dead, and the notes are all written down.

"Master He, you don't need to remember too much." Huo Ting scratched his head in embarrassment, "Just pick the one that suits Miss Lin."

Without raising his head, Shen He said lightly, "That's right, I will open a lipstick factory directly, and I will produce whichever she wants."

The three of them looked stupid, "..."

Sure enough, rich people are so arrogant!
Although Shen He said so, he still worked hard to take notes.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the note was finished, the phone vibrated.

When it was opened, it was news from Ji Huai.

[Hehe, send me a copy of the notes. 】

Shen He: "..."

[Thanks, brother. 】

Shen He gritted his teeth, and reluctantly sent a copy to Ji Huai.

"Smelly shameless, rubbing notes." Shen He cursed in a low voice.

Ji Huai, who was reaping the benefits of being a fisherman, received Shen He's notes, and began to study color numbers in a serious manner.

After thinking about it, well, no matter which one the elementary school girls use, they are all little fairies.

Ji Huai was a little dazed, with a gentle smile hidden in his eyes, there was a soft place in his heart that belonged to her, and could only be hers.

"Boss, why are you in a daze?"

Xiaolu roared and rubbed his palms, "Hurry up and get on the trumpet, we have to have a serious game. I've been really crippled by the SHK group these days."

"Trumpet..." Ji Huai paused, put down the phone calmly, glanced at Shen He beside him, "Wait a minute, I'll log in."

"Quick, quick, I've never seen the boss's trumpet." Dacheng said with a gossipy face, smiling, "I thought that a serious person like the boss doesn't have a trumpet."

They are all straight-forward people, and fly directly to the tuba if they have nothing to do.

"Heh." Ji Huai chuckled lightly.

When I was playing trumpet, you were still naive.

"The boss is probably an invincible god of war, right?" Lu Yi hurriedly said, "At the level of our boss, you can play at the level of a god of war casually."

"I accept your words." Ji Huai smiled.

His slender fingers landed on the keyboard, and quickly entered a string of numbers in the account password.

Da da da, the sound of the mechanical keyboard is a bit nice.

Suddenly, a shining light came on, almost blinding the eyes.

[Summer 0721 enters the room]

"Go, it's God of War!"

When Lu Ding took a look, he couldn't hold back anymore, his eyeballs almost fell out, and he was so excited that he stuttered, "Damn, this, this, this...how did Xia Xia get in here?"

Ling Cheng also had a dazed look on his face, remembering all the deep hatred in the past, and immediately began to spit out a series of fragrant words, "My giao, Xia Xia, can you trash hear my brother and me? You are so hot that you got the money, don't you?" Adding friends caused us to be ridiculed for not having enough IQ for a month on the forum."

"I went to Nima, and I came here uninvited. God has eyes, and the sky net is not leaking. God thinks you should be struck by lightning." Lu Yi scolded together.

"To tell you the truth, you are not the undercover agent sent by those hot chickens from SHK, are you? You are really disgusting with your black heart." Ling Cheng also slashed.

Huo Ting also joined the camp, "MMP's, it's Xia Tian's evil pen, what the hell, the pig boy thinks he is a greasy middle-aged man in the Mediterranean, who deceives girls' feelings, and has the audacity to accept money and not give gifts, he is simply a scumbag Extreme scum, this one who is in the limelight is probably related to the SHK group..."

His tone froze and he paused.

Huo Ting walked behind Ji Huai and saw the computer interface clearly.

Suddenly Ling Chengmeng said, "No, strangers can't come in my room, right?"

Huo Ting was about to cry, but the tears almost didn't flow out. He pointed at the computer screen and stuttered, "Boss... Boss, you, you, you... Woo——"

I can't bear this grievance.

Ji Huai turned back calmly, glanced at the almost crazy pig boy, cleared his throat, and said loudly, "0721 next summer, please give me your advice."

Everyone with serious faces: "..."

I'm Giao!Fuck!What the hell am I!I... Nima!I... woooo T_T!

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Off topic:
I don’t know much about the color of lipstick, I just watch Baidu anchors and the like, it’s my fault T_T
good night~

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