Master of Shushan

Chapter 811
Seeing that Lan Donkey was talking to the fake Bingfeng, Shisha Lan couldn't help being surprised again.Then he said to himself:
"This strange donkey can speak human language and bird language, and can talk to birds. Could it be a translator between players and monsters?"

"Gah!"

At this moment, the false ice phoenix suddenly opened its mouth, and spit out a whirlwind of white cold current at the chattering blue donkey.When the blue donkey was blown away in an instant, he couldn't help shivering all over his body, and condensed into ice slags.

"You little brat, how dare you do anything to your uncle donkey? I..."

The blue donkey was blown away by the fake ice phoenix, and was even frozen into ice slag.Immediately, he was furious, and was about to speak a few words with the fake Bingfeng, when he got mad at the same time.Ziyang has already opened his mouth to speak:

"Okay, don't say any more. It has a bad temper and just met you. You are such an old donkey, just let it go!"

After Ziyang finished speaking, he gave Shisha Lan a wink, and Shisha Lan greeted the fake Bingfeng at his feet.The fake ice phoenix has already spread its wings and flew straight to a mountain gate.

"Hmph! For Ziyang boy's sake, I won't be as knowledgeable as you little guy. Otherwise, I have to let you know how amazing you are!"

After Ziyang and the others left with their two pets, the blue donkey in the back murmured.Followed and left!
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"Several Taoist friends can come to me to participate in the ancestor's birthday banquet together, it really makes me flourish together!"

Just when Ziyang's three people and three demons flew towards Zhengyi, there were several Zhengdao celebrities talking with the people who were greeted by Zhengyi in front of the gate of Zhengyi.

One of them is a short, unshaven, slightly dirty old man, but he is not Ziyang's former uncle, the dwarf Zhu Mei, the head teacher of the Qingcheng School.And not far away from him, there is a nun with a terrifying appearance and only half of her head left, but isn't she the old nun who is the head teacher of the Wudang Sect?
The Zhengyi person who stood opposite the two of them was a middle-aged Taoist nun who thought she was wearing a well-fitting Taoist robe, revealing her graceful figure.This Taoist nun was none other than Xuan Ling, the current head teacher of Zhengyi who personally passed on the letter with a flying sword and invited Ziyang to Zhengyi to attend the birthday banquet.

Speaking of which, she, Xuan Ling, was able to become the head teacher of Zhengyi at this age, thanks to Ziyang.If Ziyang hadn't killed the former head teacher Xuan Zhuzi intentionally or unintentionally, Zheng Yiyi would have lost the head teacher.Her generation of head teachers directly succeeded to the throne.Even if her senior brother Xuan Zhuzi is taking care of her, it's probably not her turn to be the head teacher.Because she is not the best candidate to be a teacher no matter in terms of cultivation base or age experience.Above her, there are many brothers and sisters pressing her down.Even these brothers and sisters started earlier than Xuan Zhuzi.In this way, according to the normal situation, no matter what, she, Xuan Ling, would never even think about being the head teacher.As for the current head teacher at that time, although all the brothers and sisters were also unhappy and dissatisfied with her.But Xuan Zhuzi has tricks, and all the brothers and sisters obey Xuan Zhuzi.So when there were mysterious beads pressing on it, they naturally wouldn't say anything or were dissatisfied.But once the Xuanzhuzi disappeared, it would be different.

In this way, Xuan Ling is really lucky to be able to become the head teacher at this age.At her age, she also created the Guinness World Record for the age of a head teacher, and became the youngest head teacher in the entire cultivation world in one fell swoop.Of course, when Li Yingqiong of the Emei School became the head teacher, she was younger than she is now.But now Li Yingqiong is still making soy sauce in Emei pie.He has not been a head teacher yet, so the Guinness World Record for the age of the head teacher naturally has nothing to do with Li Yingqiong.

When Xuan Ling, the youngest head teacher who broke the Guinness World Record, succeeded to the throne, many seniors were very surprised.At that time, when the news about her succession as head teacher got out, it caused a lot of discussion in the whole comprehension world.Even the magic way is widely spread!

Because of this, although Xuan Ling's cultivation base is not very good, her experience is even more average.It's even worse when dealing with people.However, by virtue of her title as the youngest head teacher, she gained a lot of limelight in the cultivation world, and also let all the monks of the orthodox and demons know that she is teaching Xuan Ling together.

This is also the reason why Shang Heyang stared at Xuan Ling when all the devils were rushing to the Righteous Dao Competition.Because he knew Xuan Ling a long time ago, and made an investigation on Xuan Ling a long time ago.Knowing all about Xuan Ling's information, he will focus on her immediately.

She was able to become the head teacher thanks to Ziyang, and she should really invite Ziyang to come to this birthday banquet, so that she can take this opportunity to thank Ziyang.But then again.The fact that Xuan Ling was able to hold the title of acting head teacher at that time was enough to prove that she had a good relationship with Xuan Zhuzi.If Xuan Ling knew that Zi Yang had not only killed her beloved senior brother, but also captured Xuan Zhuzi's beloved daughter Ding Wan and enslaved her as a fairy, she would be furious.It would be strange to chase and kill Ziyang if he didn't go to heaven and earth.

But don't look at Xuan Ling as the younger sister of Xuan Zhuzi's generation of disciples, think that Xuan Ling's strength is not very good.Even if it was really bad at the beginning, Xuan Ling is now the head teacher of Zhengyi.With the addition of positive luck, Xuan Ling's practice speed has been increased a hundredfold.There is an ancestral treasure that should be right next to you.That was to increase Xuan Ling's strength several times.Chasing and killing such a small player as Ziyang, that's a pinch.

"Headmaster Xuanling, you are being polite. You are celebrating the birthday of the elders together, and those of us like-minded people will naturally come to celebrate the birthday. Don't say that you specially sent someone to invite us, even if you didn't invite us, we would come uninvited Yes! It’s just that if we really came here uninvited, Master Xuan Ling, you wouldn’t have kicked us out!”

After hearing Xuan Ling's words, Zhu Mei laughed and said politely.

As soon as this sentence came out, Xuan Ling, who was relatively poor in dealing with things, was a little embarrassed, and she paused before saying:
"Headmaster Zhu was joking. You are an elder with high morals and high morals. Who doesn't know the three immortals and the elders? You are people who are frightened by the rumors of the devil. It is said that in the devil, you can stop children from crying at night. If there is a child of a devil monk who is disobedient and noisy , as long as you say the names of your three immortals and two elders, the child will stop crying immediately. It is said that, among them, your head teacher Zhu's lethality ranks first. Even Emei's head teacher Qi is It's still behind you!"

"Ok?"

Hearing Xuan Ling's sudden words, both Zhu Mei and the old nun who had been silent on the side were slightly taken aback.I was really confused by Xuan Ling's words.

At first glance, Xuan Ling's words seemed to be praising Zhu Mei and the three immortals and the two elders, there was nothing wrong with it.But if you listen carefully, why is it so unpleasant?It seems to be satirizing the three immortals and the two elders!

It can stop children from crying at night, which is used to describe bad people.But Xuanling actually used this sentence to describe the three immortals and the two elders.Is this simply satirizing the Three Immortals and the Two Elders in disguise?But Xuan Ling was talking about the way of the devil, and the reputation of the three immortals and the elders can stop children from crying at night in the way of the devil.Doesn't it just show that the deterrent power of the three immortals and the two elders in the magic way is great.Even children who are not very sensible know the fame of the Three Immortals and the Two Elders, and the horror of the Three Immortals and the Erlao.This is another word of praise for the three immortals and the two elders.

So as soon as Xuan Ling's contradictory words came out, the two head teachers, Zhu Mei and Banbian, were immediately taken aback.But he didn't know how to answer Xuan Ling.

You can say that you are angry, Xuan Ling didn't say anything excessive.It's just that the wording is inappropriate, which makes people feel a little awkward.But don't be angry and be happy, it feels awkward no matter what.

"This...haha! Headmaster Xuanling really knows how to tell jokes. How could our three immortals and two elders be so famous? Even the children of the devil know it? If this is the case, wouldn't it be possible for us to go to the devil? Are those demonic children belonging to my Taoist sect?"

While the old nun on the other side still didn't know how to speak, Zhu Mei on the other side was already laughing and speaking.He directly took Xuan Ling's words as a joke.In this way, Xuan Ling just made a joke with the two of them.You don't have to take what happened just now seriously.

Seeing that Zhu Mei reacted so quickly, the old nun couldn't help but nodded secretly.He thought to himself that this old ghost Zhu is indeed an old man who has lived for several lifetimes, and he really does not reveal himself!
However, at this moment, Xuan Ling on the opposite side spoke with a serious face and emphasized:

"Headmaster Zhu made a mistake. What I said just now was not a joke, but the truth I heard from the Demonic Dao. When my senior brother was still there, I went deep into the Demonic Dao to find the same astonishing magic medicine with him. In a village, I met a lot of demons who cultivated Taoism, and they all had children. If those children cried and made trouble, they used the names of the three immortals and the two elders to scare the children. Among them, Zhu Zhang taught you the name Most of the time. I even gave you a nickname, what is it called... Well, I remembered. It's Zhu Dagui!"

"Uh!"

After hearing Xuan Ling's true description, Zhu Mei's face darkened immediately.Once again, he and half of the old nun fell into silence.And the corners of the mouths of all the players in the welcoming team behind Xuan Ling twitched. They really had nothing to say about Xuan Ling, the uncle in charge.As for Xuan Ling's senior brothers and sisters who were present, they stared blankly.I really feel ashamed for Xuan Ling!It's just that Xuan Ling is the head teacher, especially on such occasions.They are not good at opening their mouths to say anything.

You say that Xuanling is stupid, but she must not be able to practice.But you say she is rape, but she said this.People like Zhu Mei are speechless.But he can be considered a god-level figure.

However, there is a very classic saying that does not mean that if you want to become a fairy, if you take it too seriously, you will lose.But Xuan Ling's simple to silly character fits this sentence exactly.In this way, as long as Xuan Ling is given enough time, Xuan Ling will definitely be able to ascend to immortality earlier than others when her cultivation level is reached.

"Teacher Zhu? What's wrong with you two? Why is your complexion not so good all of a sudden? Is it because you have been too busy with work recently and haven't had a good rest? I have here a pill that can nourish qi and blood, promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis, and relieve fatigue. What do you want? Don't eat some!"

Seeing the constipated faces of the two people opposite, she was so choked that she couldn't speak.Xuan Ling didn't know it, and thought that the two of them were exhausted.As he said that, he went to get the elixir by himself.

"It's okay! It's okay! We're okay!"

Seeing this, the old nun hurriedly waved his hand to stop, and then said:
"Junior Sister Xuanling, I heard that you are picking a few flat peaches from the depths of the East China Sea together for your birthday! Although I have practiced Taoism for a long time, I only know its name, but I have never had a chance to see flat peaches. Can you Let me open my eyes beforehand?"

As soon as the old nun's trick came out of his shell, Xuan Ling, who had a pure personality, really fell for it.Immediately nodded in agreement, completely forgetting that the flat peach is a beautiful thing.After bringing it back to the sect, it will be stored in a special place.Before using it, it is best not to turn on Seeing People.Because once it is opened, the immortal energy contained in the flat peach will drift away.The effect will also be reduced.

"Okay! Since Senior Sister wants to see it, I'll take you there!"

Speaking of this, Xuan Ling suddenly patted her forehead again, and said like a little girl:

"By the way, I forgot that I'm still here to welcome all fellow Taoists who came here. But I can't clone to take you there, Senior Sister, so I can only send someone to take you there!"

As Xuan Ling said, she stretched out her hand to recruit a senior brother, and asked him to take half of the old nun and Zhu Mei to see Pantao.

As for why Xuan Ling is called Senior Brother instead of Senior Sister.This is also simple, Xuan Ling is also a beauty after all.Men are generally not good at rejecting beautiful women.And Xuan Ling's brothers rarely reject Xuan Ling, unless it is a major matter related to their own interests, wealth and life.This is Xuanling's personal experience in Zhengyi for these years.Naturally know.So she is called Senior Brother, not Senior Sister!

"Okay! I'll take the two headmasters there!"

Just as his senior brother agreed to go on, Zhu Mei and the two touched the cold sweat on their foreheads, and were about to turn around and leave.Suddenly there was a huge sound of wind and waves in the distance.Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of flapping wings, and it seemed that some huge bird was flapping its wings.Even the surrounding treetops shook.Apparently the flying birds were huge.

"Hoohoo!"

Zhu Mei and the old nuns stopped when they heard the words, and turned their heads to look over there with Xuan Ling.It also happened to see a very huge white figure flying over, covering the sky and covering the sun.And this figure is crystal clear, like jade.Seemingly transparent, yet opaque.The whole body is very crystal clear.When does it look beautiful!
"What kind of bird is this? How can it be so beautiful?"

Seeing this big crystal bird with fluttering wings, Xuan Ling, who had very little experience, was the first to ask questions.

"This big bird is rare, and I can't remember what it is in a hurry. But the fact that this big bird can appear here is obviously driven by people! I'm afraid there must be an expert coming!"

Zhu Mei shook her head when she heard the words, and said with narrowed eyes.

"Yes! This big bird is absolutely extraordinary, and the person who can drive this kind of big bird is by no means an ordinary person. It is very likely that it is an old senior who rarely comes out of the mountain!"

The old nun on the side also nodded in agreement.

"How do you say it's an old senior who rarely comes out of the mountain? Can't it be a figure of our peers or juniors?"

Xuan Ling couldn't help asking curiously when she heard the words.

Zhu Mei squinted at her when she heard the words, and then said:
"You don't know about this. This big bird is not an ordinary bird at first glance. It is powerful. It should be a bird with the blood of the phoenix, and birds with the blood of the phoenix are generally very proud. It is extremely difficult Tame. How can ordinary juniors be tamed? Even if it is a character like us, well, let’s not talk about others, let’s just talk about myself. I am not sure that I can be tamed. People like the real person can do it. And these birds with the blood of the phoenix are auspicious beasts, which rarely exist in the world. If you are not a lucky person, you will definitely not be able to meet them. Let alone tame them. Of course, it is also possible It was the senior who helped the younger generation to tame it. But I have never heard of any of our peers or juniors who have such a great bird!"

"So, this person who came here is very likely to be an expert of my generation?"

"Exactly!"

"Then we have to treat each other with courtesy!"

Xuan Ling bowed slightly when she heard the words, and turned towards Da Niao with the courtesy of a junior.Waiting for the big bird to come.Zhu Mei and half of the old nuns looked at each other, and also slightly bowed.The three headmasters are all like this, and the others behind are naturally no exception.

While everyone was waiting respectfully, the huge white crystal bird finally came close and landed towards the ground.And as the big bird landed, it was accompanied by a huge gust of wind.

As the wings of the big bird fluttered, huge wind and waves swept down one after another.It also blows the ground dusty, and the surrounding vegetation shakes.It felt like there were a lot of storms.As for everyone, their robes were fluttering, and their Taoist robes were dancing with the wind.

However, although the wind is strong, it can blow people away.But everyone here is a monk, even the players present are quite powerful.Naturally, I will not be afraid of such strong winds.

At this time, the big white bird finally landed on the ground in front of everyone, and then the sound of swords sounded, and a golden sword light flew down first.There is a purple and blue sword light on the left and right.

"Huh? Why is this sword light so familiar?"

Seeing the golden sword light that came first, Zhu Mei and half of the old nun frowned slightly, feeling that the color of this sword light was so familiar.It seems that once upon a time, I saw this sword light somewhere.And still pretty impressive.

It's just that they are all old monsters in the cultivation world and have lived for several lifetimes.The memory of this golden sword light in my mind is also too vague, but I couldn't remember the origin of this sword light for a while.As for saying that this sword light left a deep impression in their minds, this is not a lie.If it wasn't for the sword light that left a deep and sinister impression in their minds.They had long forgotten that they had seen this sword light before.

Because of this deep impression, they were able to immediately feel the golden sword light when they saw it, and felt that they had seen this sword light before.

(End of this chapter)