Queen, go for hegemony

Chapter 1 Encountering old knowledge in a foreign land, so knowing is an enemy

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The cause of the incident is actually like this. My little Huang stole a chicken leg from someone else's house, and I was sent to prison.

Well, of course, the process in the middle is quite tortuous.

The owner of the chicken leg was unrelenting and asked my Xiao Huang to compensate him for one of his own legs.
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By the way, my little yellow is not a little yellow dog, but a human.

How can chicken legs and human legs be compared?

Isn't the owner of the drumstick taking advantage of me?He is too dark!
But apparently the owner of the drumstick doesn't recognize this.He is just middle-aged and fat, with a belly as big as a basket, looking at him for seven or eight months, and looking like he is about to give birth.Holding his chin, he shook his head and shook his head: "The poor mountains and bad waters make troublesome people! It's better to hand it over to the county magistrate for trial!"

I rolled my eyes to the sky in disdain!Three years ago, Lao Tzu had to step up and kick him in the gut.Although this guy tried his best to pretend to be gentle, everyone knew that he was just a local ruffian. He sent his own sister and the county magistrate as a concubine, and this is how he has today's power.

In the final analysis, Lao Tzu is an authentic capitalist, and he is the troublemaker who grew up in poor mountains and rivers!His whole family is a scumbag!

It's a pity that Xiao Huang is not up to his expectations.He was driven by the cheap brother-in-law of the county's eldest man to rush towards him, but he held his head and looked like he was being beaten. In my ears, it was clearly: "Xiaoyi... help!"

There was a burst of sadness in my heart that was very out of line with this situation.I should have scolded him, and by the way, I went up and chopped off Xiao Huang's hand that stole the chicken leg, and then kicked him a few times and beat him into a pig's head, so that he couldn't even remember who his mother and father were.

If placed three years ago, facing the [-] imperial meals in the Grand Chen Palace, and having to pick three and four, Xiao Huang, who is reserved and refuses to put down his chopsticks, can predict the downfall of today, and I wonder if he will cherish those in the past. good day?
Therefore, Xiao Huang is actually Xiao Huang, surnamed Qin.

He is as miraculous as Emperor Hui of Jin who said in history, "The people have no chestnuts to satisfy their hunger, so why not eat minced meat?"

On the one hand, I cursed indignantly: Teach you to be greedy, teach you to steal, teach you that the food I cook is not delicious... Retribution, retribution!You must have known earlier that it would be reduced to this kind of day, why did the palace maid and eunuch wear out the mouth to persuade food?As he stepped forward, he kicked the householders one by one.

The mother-in-law of this cheap eldest brother-in-law, the county magistrate, is celebrating her [-]th birthday today. Although this eldest brother-in-law has brought his wife and children to the city for many years, his old lady has the simple idea of ​​returning to the roots, and has never moved her nest.

It was probably the county magistrate who favored his concubine so much that he invested in building a blue-brick and white-tiled house for the old lady in this countryside, just ten meters away from the earthen house where Xiao Huang and I lived.

The wind was just right today, we brought a plate of fried green vegetables to the table, and the smell of meat came in from our house with leaking walls... Xiao Huang ran away from home following the smell of meat.

When I took a few mouthfuls of half-cooked rice in a fit of anger and chased out, Xiao Huang had already succeeded, resulting in the current situation.

The eldest brother-in-law of the county magistrate has been quite arrogant in the county for the past two years. He probably has never suffered such a slack. Seeing me kicking over seven or eight family members neatly, a chubby face suddenly turned into a pig. Liver-colored, looking very festive, but the words he said were not very friendly.

"Go and call everyone in the house. If I don't put these two foreigners into the county jail today, I will write the word upside down!"

This cheap uncle's surname is He.

I was thinking about what character he should write upside down, while fighting bare-handedly with more than a dozen family members carrying sticks and knives.In fact, this is nothing. I think that what I faced on the battlefield back then was not so few stragglers, and it was not a long spear... Cough, it is too far for a hero to mention the bravery of the past.

Actually, it's my fault. I didn't read the almanac when I went out today--the poor don't even have money to eat, so how can I buy the almanac? Just as I started playing, I heard a "huh" in my ear, and I subconsciously avoided it and followed the instructions. Looking at the sound of arrows coming, he lost his soul for a while, and stood stupidly on the spot.

Immediately afterwards, I only felt an impulse on my head, the hair band fell off, and the hair was scattered, Xiao Huang screamed: "Xiao Yi..." A hot blood flowed down my forehead, By the way, it blinded my dog's eyes that I just wanted to be blinded.

The man who shot me an arrow is now striding towards me.Just like the appearance that once made my heart move many years ago, Zhuo Ran is like jade, and she walks gracefully.

I stood there dumbfounded and subconsciously touched my old face. After three years of baptism in the fields, I was much older than I expected.

Meeting old friends, it really adds a lot of embarrassment.

The dozen or so servants behind me took advantage of this opportunity to scuffle with sticks and knocked me to the ground.I swayed twice and fell into the dust. Half of my face was in the cold mud. I thought I was very embarrassed. In my sight, a pair of extremely finely made deerskin boots slowly approached.

Well, three years ago, I also wore such a pair of well-made boots on my feet, but now I only wear a pair of straw sandals on my feet, and it is really not strong enough to kick people.No wonder I lost.

The man came closer, and bent down, the dark rush in his eyes changed a few moments, but he straightened up again, and said nonchalantly: "Wu County magistrate, this person is an important prisoner arrested above, and he will be taken back to the prison for good health care. , don't let her die!"

Behind him was the gray-haired Magistrate Wu who had a belly more than twice the size of Uncle He's. He came forward respectfully and said flatteringly, "Yes, my lord! I will order the general now." He puts it down!"

I heard that Daqi is now politically clear, and Haihe Yanqing.He is so old, fat and stupid, how can he be an official?I thought that there shouldn't be such a stupid person serving as an official under that person!
It can be seen that things are unpredictable!

I was grabbed by an arm from the two officers, and I picked it up unceremoniously. I was staggering two steps, and Xiao Huang licked and licked a very clean chicken bone in his hand. I threw it away, swooped in with two greasy hands, grabbed my shirt tightly, and shouted loudly, "Don't take Xiaoyi away, take her away, who will get me food?"

...I regret very much that when I left the Grand Chen Palace, I desperately tried to bring him out.

I was fighting with someone here for a chicken leg, but he watched the fight while gnawing on the chicken leg, and he never even had the idea to help.

He scrutinized Xiao Huang carefully, and finally came to a realization. He chuckled softly: "It turns out to be Your Majesty! The minister thought you were buried in the fire in the Chen Palace!"

When he laughed, those warm eyes were very beautiful, just as loving as looking at his own younger brother.

In fact, it's not his fault.He has always had an unforgettable ability, mainly because the person who raised him was not very competent. He raised a good white and fat young man with a yellow face and hunger and thinness. When he smelled the meat, his eyes turned green, and he couldn't help it.Coupled with the ragged clothes, it is difficult to imagine that this is the young emperor who once sat high on the dragon chair of the Dachen Palace.

After hearing this, Xiao Huang sized him up carefully. After a while, he exclaimed in surprise, "It's the elder brother of the Prime Minister's family! It's the elder brother Yan Ping of the Prime Minister's family!"

I am more and more ashamed!
How could he show a foolish look of encountering an old knowledge in a foreign land, and this old knowledge will surely save him from misfortune?
The end result is that both Xiao Huang and I are in prison.
In a small county town, the cell next to us was overcrowded. We were alone in a single room, and we could see each other face to face. Although the cell smelled the same, it was obviously considered VIP-level treatment in the cell.

Xiao Huang used to be picky about clothing, food, housing, and transportation. In the past three years, he has been strongly transformed by me, and has developed the virtue of being at ease with the situation. He ate the chicken legs again, and he was probably not too hungry, so he lay down on the pile of hay in the prison. For a long time, the snoring was so loud that even the mice in the prison who were looking for food at night were frightened by his snoring.

I have pity on my empty stomach, I was so hungry that I couldn't sleep. Although my head was roughly bandaged by soldiers, the hay under my body had an indescribable smell. I pinched my nose and looked back sadly. My father's expectations for me in the past were the best. Get the court, get the political party.Unexpectedly, it has now become a hall, and a prison cell.

I was thinking hard about the dishes on the dinner table at home three years ago, when footsteps in the distance came along the bluestone road in the prison. The footsteps were light and fast, but they were very familiar to me, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed.

The man was approaching, and I shouted again and again, overjoyed: "General Yan, General Yan, is starving to death, get some food quickly, you will not be able to do business if I starve to death."

He was walking at a stagnant pace, obviously unable to understand my humble desire, let alone where my surging enthusiasm came from.He just stared at me for a long time with a pair of deep eyes, probably feeling that I was really hopeless, and scolded with a cold face: "An Yi, can't you grow your brain?"

I looked at it blankly: "I can't eat, I'm going to starve to death, what's the use of my brain?"

There was a look of contempt on his face, clearly like the eyes I had when I looked at Xiao Huang, that two idiots.But because Xiao Huang doesn't really understand this look, when I looked at him like this in the past, he would jump up to me with joy, smear my face with saliva, regardless of my extremely corrupt, sincere, friendly and stupid expression With joy: "Xiao Yi, I knew you were the best!"

I wiped the saliva from my face in disgust, "Where am I?"

Knowing that he was actually clumsy and unable to say anything at all, he was still annoyed that he had taken advantage of him inadvertently.

His eyes lit up, and he turned his fingers to count one by one: "Without Xiaoyi, I would not be able to complete the homework assigned by the master. Without Xiaoyi, the hall would be empty, and I would be afraid to sleep at night. The most important thing is ...Xiao Yixiang is soft and comfortable to sleep with..."

Frustrated, I knocked hard on His Majesty's dragon head, and roared angrily: "Your Majesty, I am not a broken sleeve!"

He blinked a pair of big black and white eyes that were pure and innocent, and asked shamelessly, "Xiaoyi, what is a broken sleeve?"
(End of this chapter)