Queen, go for hegemony

Chapter 4 The Frightened Guillotine
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After the prisoner robbery incident, probably the most important person has been robbed, leaving me as an insignificant little guy, Yan Ping no longer used the prison cart, bought a carriage, put me in it, and sat in it himself. Come in and accompany me all the way to Beijing.

Although, his complexion was not good along the way, and sometimes the gaze he stared at me was creepy, and I felt that this man's gentle temperament before became more and more gloomy, but looking at the knife on his waist that had never been drawn out of its sheath, I I secretly thought, if he pulls his saber at each other, what chance do I have of winning?Later, I found that the situation was greatly in my favor, so I started to eat and drink with confidence.

There is just one thing, no matter how many times I have asked him to take a bath and be a clean ghost, he always refused without mercy.

"Huangquan Road is pitch black, dirty and clean, what's the difference?" He asked with a half-smile.

I think his tone is malicious, and I understand that he has always loved cleanliness, but he was forced to stay in this stinky carriage all day long, so I am extremely sorry: "I am wronged, General Yan was smoked by me, I really am here No!"

But he stretched out his hand and patted my shoulder: "What kind of love is there between you and me? Back then, I was fake Phoenix, and even broke my sleeve once. When did I despise you again?"

I've always steered clear of people with poor memory.This kind of person speaks sweet words when he is not at all, and makes a backlash when he is in trouble. Others still remember the oath firmly, but he has already erased what he said before, which is the most disgusting.

This one in front of him is quite typical.

I shook my head, touched the hand on the shoulder with the oily hand that had gnawed on the chicken leg, and said with a smile: "General Yan is right!" Feeling that the cool skin under my hand never flinched, I secretly guessed: Could it be this? One also came for the soldier talisman?

It's just that stuff, how have I ever seen it?
Half a month passed by suddenly, and the capital was in sight.

After Daqi established the country, the capital was not moved, but the original Dachen Palace had a new owner.

I originally thought that a former court official like me would at most be dragged to the execution ground by an imperial decree from the emperor, and cut it off with a knife, but the eunuch at the gate of the palace announced the expressionless decree, and the emperor wanted to see me with his own eyes .

That's right.I and the current Emperor Daqi once faced swords on the battlefield. He was probably afraid that Yan Ping would randomly arrest someone to claim credit. As a qualified boss, it is necessary to check the achievements of his subordinates. means of deterrence.

Besides, in theory, I had already been buried in the fire in Jinxiu Pavilion of Chenwang Palace three years ago.

In fact, Feng Chaowen, the emperor of Daqi, is indeed a little strange. When he arrived at the door of the imperial study, the eunuch who announced the decree stopped Yan Ping with a blank expression: "Your Majesty has an order, General Yan is tired all the way, please go back to the mansion to rest, another day. You will be summoned by yourself. Your Majesty only summons General An!"

I stood blankly at the entrance of the hall, deeply hating Yan Ping for not letting me take a bath.

No matter how the dynasty changes, seeing His Majesty the Emperor will naturally have to take a bath and change clothes. Even if I am a prisoner, but my body stinks like this, if His Majesty is smoked, blood will be spattered three feet on the spot.I originally wanted to use him as a shield, to push all the blame on him...

After thinking about it, I had no choice but to bite the bullet and go in.

"General Chen Guangwu is presenting to His Majesty the Emperor of Qi!"

This meeting etiquette has not been practiced for a long time, and it is really quite unfamiliar.Sure enough, bowing your knees requires long-term training. My kneecap has not been bent for three years, and it is a little stiff today.

Looking up, the man in front of him has deep facial features, so gorgeous and handsome that he dare not look directly at him, and a pair of phoenix eyes glanced over coldly: "An Yi, you are so bold!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your compliment! Your Majesty, you are very wise and mighty!"

The times make heroes, and the times also make bears. It's not ashamed to be a bear once in a while. My father taught me this!

The corner of his mouth twitched, he slapped the case suddenly, and gritted his teeth: "You're still alive?!"

With an "ouch", I sat back and fell on the thick palace blanket, "I'm sorry Your Majesty, An Yi is indeed still alive!" I simply stopped getting up and grinned flatteringly: "Your Majesty is wise Shenwu!" He hid his straw sandals with exposed toes under his patched robe.

In fact, this is not to blame me, to blame can only blame my father.

He asked someone to teach me literacy, reading, martial arts, guns, sticks, face, color, flattery, flattery, but he never taught me loyalty, etiquette, righteousness, and female red. Now that we can live well and not freeze to death and starve to death, it is already a blessing from God!

It's just that even though I've been flattering for a long time, it seems that the one sitting high on the throne still doesn't appreciate it.

I haven't seen him for a few years, but this man is even more terrifying, with a tense face, as if I am his biggest creditor, his eyes are like knives, ready to throw at me at any time.

I shuddered.

People are always ignorant and meaningless. When they are young, they are the bravest. As they get older, they become more afraid of suffering, tiredness and pain. Am I old?

On the way, although I had the heart to die, when I saw Feng Chaowen's face, I really wanted to die on the way!
Life is not as good as death, but it is much more miserable than the joy of death!
I stayed on the ground and refused to get up, seeing his face getting worse and worse, frowning, obviously trying to endure his anger: "An Yi, can you get up and talk?"

I shook my head and answered him honestly: "Your Majesty is so majestic, I was so frightened that the little minister's feet were weak and he couldn't get up." My father said that flattering is always right, but he was out of luck and died without success.

However, my luck was not as good as my father's. The country was ruined and the family was destroyed. I ran away with the little emperor. I hid outside for three years, eating chaff and vegetables, but I was caught and brought back with no money.

He finally couldn't bear it anymore, and the veins on his face became violent: "An Yi, do you really think I can't do anything about you?"

I don't care about spreading my hands: "Now that the four seas are at peace, thousands of miles of rivers and mountains are in His Majesty's hands, and An Yi is equal to the meat on your chopping board. Even if Your Majesty cooks and boils An Yi in a pot, who would dare to say half a word?"

The jar is broken, and it is probably me.

Thinking that Da Chen has perished, I should have felt sadness in my heart, but now I am not only not sad, but also very happy in my heart: Your bastard dynasty is finally over!Finally, Xiaoye doesn't have to hide his head and show his tail anymore.

When Da Chen was still alive, the rulers of the world were divided, Xiao Huang slept in the palace every day, the drooling elder, my father and Yan Ping's father were fighting to the death, everyone wanted to be the auxiliary minister, and he resorted to Eighteen martial arts.Yan Ping's father is quite capable, at least he has given birth to a son, and there are successors.My father, who doesn't have a son, also came to join in the fun. He couldn't hold his breath. He insisted on raising a girl like me as a son... It's not easy for a woman to pretend to be a man!
At that time, I really lived a very hard life... It was a bit sad to be with Xiao Huang every day, and to look at Yan Ping's son-in-law who looked like an orchid orchid and a jade tree.

Now I don’t have to hide my head and show my tail. I farm in the countryside every day, and my clothes are patched with layers of patches. I look like a beggar, but I feel that I am living a very satisfied life...

He smiled slightly, probably because he didn't usually laugh. I think if he stood in front of the two armies and smiled like this when the war between Daqi and Dachen was in full swing, Dachen would surely not resist, and the [-] heroes would be disarmed. !
——The killing intent in this smile is too deep, right?
He said: "An Yi, since you know that you are the meat on the cutting board, you better be honest!"

I'm honest doesn't mean I'm stupid!

After saying this, His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Qi Kingdom came down from the throne and took my knotted head, which I hadn't bathed for half a month, into his arms tightly, so that he could strangle me to death. hugged.

I was trembling in my heart, but I didn't dare to move, I just felt that the embrace was so scorching, I struggled again and again, his big palm clasped my head tightly, and then pulled my whole body into the embrace...

I froze in fright.

His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Qi Kingdom has a very special taste. I recalled the war that year, when I was captured by him, covered in dust and sweat, and held tightly in his arms. Later...

What happened later, don't mention it.

Could it be that all the empresses and concubines in the Daqi harem are messed up and dirty in order to win His Majesty's favor?
I actually didn't have the guts to ask this question.

After a long time, he pushed me away with no expression on his face, and shouted: "Come on, take her down and wash it up." He turned around and threw two words at me: "It stinks!" Then he sat back on the throne.

I……

Could it be that I let you hug me?

However, I had to lower my head under the eaves. People from the two palaces came in at the door. I raised my head and smiled obsequiously at His Majesty the Emperor of Daqi, almost drooling: "Your Majesty, you smell so sweet!"

The two palace servants stared at me blankly, their facial nerves maintaining a shocked posture.

He was taking a teacup to drink water, and he sprayed it out with a puff. Fortunately, I was far away, and only sprayed one case. The above booklets and other things have suffered. Maybe tomorrow his important ministers will receive a spray from His Majesty the Emperor. After the tea is so mushy that you can't recognize the original book, you have to be in a state of fear and can't sleep for several nights, right?

——This person has always had a heavy heart to kill.

I was taken to the Bathing Hall by the palace servants, washed clean in the steaming white marble pool, put on a light blue female attire, and sent to the Chonghua Hall.In fact, I am familiar with the road between Yudian and Chonghuadian.

Three years ago, Xiao Huang took a bath here every day.

I... stand guard outside the door.

I fell asleep in Chonghua Hall several times. Xiao Huang couldn't finish his homework every day. He fell asleep by himself, so I had to stay up all night to write for him... Otherwise, the Taifu would check up the homework tomorrow, and if I didn't finish my study, I would be beaten.

So I fell asleep as I wrote, and woke up in Xiao Huang's dragon bed.

……

To be honest, Feng Chaowen is a strange emperor. He has lived in Chonghua Palace for more than two years, and the place is still the same as before. At most, some books have been added, but nothing else seems to be added.

Now he is sitting behind the desk, seeing me come in, he looks up, then lowers his head to review the papers.

The sunlight outside the palace was so strong that it was unreal. I washed it clean. Although the clothes on my body were a bit effeminate, they were better than comfortable. At this moment, all the palace people who followed behind me retreated... How is this the treatment of prisoners?

Seeing a plate of snacks on the round table in the hall, I sneaked around and stretched out my claws towards the plate of dim sum.

The process was very thrilling, as soon as Feng Chaowen coughed, I had to retract my paws, pretending to look around, the image of a country bumpkin entering the palace for the first time.It's really difficult to pretend this image, when the young master was making waves here, fooling the little emperor, and bullying the palace people, he didn't look like this.

But people are under the roof...

people under the roof...

I finally got the plate into my arms, I turned around, turned my back to him, and fed the snacks into my mouth.

The dim sum melted in your mouth and was delicious, just a bit dry.While regretting, a cup of hot tea was handed over to me. I took it and drank it down. I grabbed another piece of snack and passed it casually, "One more cup." After taking another bite of the snack, I suddenly noticed something: this temple, currently There are only two people.

One person is me.

Another person... His Majesty the Emperor of Daqi, Feng Chaowen...

I buried my face in the dim sum plate and deeply regretted it.

Dad said that when a tiger eats meat, it will keep one eye to watch for danger around it.

Daddy also said that the court is like a beast field, either you tore me apart, or I bit your throat...

...Dad, my daughter is ashamed of your teachings.

The cup was handed over flatly, and His Majesty the Emperor of Daqi went to pour a cup of tea in person. When I took it, my hands were a little trembling. This must be my last meal. People say that rice with severed heads is the best, Your Majesty the Emperor Pour me some tea, this decapitated meal is really worth it!
(End of this chapter)