Queen, go for hegemony

Chapter 51 The Life of His Royal Highness Qingjun

Chapter 51 The Life of His Royal Highness Qingjun

4 The life of His Royal Highness Qingjun (no responsibility spoof)
1 run away from home
His Royal Highness Qingjun kicked the gate of Anlehou Mansion, and a cold child's voice resounded through the courtyard: "Grandpa Tong, open the door!"

The guards behind him rushed forward to make amends: "Your Highness, be careful of your feet!" His little face was already wrinkled.

There is a big peculiarity in the Anlehou mansion. The old man, Uncle Tong, likes to guard the gate. The servants in the mansion are all transferred from the palace. Although he is not used to letting the master guard the gate, he has become accustomed to it over time.

The gate opened, and Tong Bo's arms bumped into a sturdy little body immediately. His Royal Highness raised his head and complained: "Grandfather Tong, the queen mother bullied me again. I will never go back to the palace again." The queen mother, only when facing the old man with white beard and hair in front of her, would she bow her head and listen to the training.

Although His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is only five years old, he has a deep understanding of this.

...is this a run away from home?

Tong Bo smiled and shook his head.

Although His Royal Highness and the Empress have different temperaments, they are angry in the palace, and they both like to run away from home. The destination of running away from home is very similar, and they both like to come to Anlehou Mansion.

"What's the matter today?"

Tong Bo took His Royal Highness Qingjun's little hand and asked him the reason while leading him into the mansion.

His Royal Highness pouted a small mouth like a flower petal, and looked quite angry: "The queen mother can't reason with me, so I will be punished for copying the book." "Nv's Rules", "Nv's Commandments", "The Legend of Martyrs" and the like.

The queen mother hugged her one-year-old younger sister, and glanced at him leisurely: "You have never forgotten the general collection of classics and history. Only by copying these troublesome things can you know the heavy shackles on your mother and make you filial. Empress..."

Where is he disobedient?
It's just that the queen mother is extremely bored and is just trying to torment him!
So Feng Qingjun skipped class one day, ran away from home, had lunch with Grandpa Tong at Anlehou Mansion, drank afternoon tea, and slept beautifully, guessing that Taifu Yanping would not be able to go back to the mansion. Only then did my uncle An Le wait to send him back to the palace.

An Lehou, who was forced to act as a coachman, made a bold guess: "Feng Qingjun, you didn't want to skip class. You found an excuse to make your mother go crazy and punished you. You took this opportunity to go out of the palace to have fun, right?"

Feng Qingjun: "Uncle, can you stop being so truthful?"

At least the mother can't see it at all...

After being left to hang out in the martial arts hall by His Royal Highness for an afternoon, Mrs. Yan, who had poured a belly of tea, went back to the mansion silently.

Complaining about this is completely useless.He had seen it long ago, even if the Empress ran after Her Royal Highness with a ring ruler and ran out of the palace gate a few feet away, she would not be able to take advantage of it in the end.

The see-saw station between their mother and son, why let him be a sandwich biscuit?
Grand Master Taifu wept silently: "The dead kid is really too difficult to deal with! Your Majesty, can I resign and quit?"

His Majesty the Emperor drifted past leisurely, and snorted coldly: "If you don't bring up a child for me, do you still miss my queen?"

Master Taifu Yan wiped the sweat from his forehead: "..."

Your Majesty, this kind of thing should be tacitly understood, why should it be put on the table?
(Originally it was a very small incident of His Royal Highness Qingjun running away from home, but in the end, the crooked building went to Siberia, and it turned into a conspiracy between His Majesty and Tai Tuo, but...there has always been only one ending, and that is His Majesty's complete victory !)

2 thinking about
One day, General Wu Ke went to look for His Majesty the Emperor to talk about official business, but was bullied by the Empress who happened to have nothing to do. His Majesty the Emperor refused to support General Wu Ke. Your Highness.

Feng Qingjun was about ten years old at the time, and when he saw General Wu Ke's eggplants being beaten by Shuang, he knew very well that he went up to kiss and comfort the general who had returned after a disastrous defeat: "My mother always bullied the weak and feared the hard, and you beat her back then. The hammer, she can't ask her father for it back, she can only pick up the soft one and squeeze it..."

Wu Ke's tearful eyes: I am a titan who fights on the battlefield...is it a soft persimmon?

Feng Qingjun patted his arm (General Wu Ke is too tall, he can't reach it if he wants to pat his shoulder), with a look of grievance on his face: "My mother always bullies me...Father only likes to sit by the side and have fun..."

General Wu Ke couldn't picture "His Majesty the Silly Emperor" in his mind, but for no reason he felt that His Highness Qingjun was pitiful to meet such an incomprehensible mother.

So his patriotism and loyalty to the monarch were aroused in his chest, and he patted his chest and assured: "I will protect His Royal Highness as a minister!"

His Royal Highness Qingjun: Father, don't blame me... General Wu Ke himself wanted to show his loyalty to me!
(It is said that it is a taboo for a subject to be loyal to His Royal Highness when His Majesty the Emperor is in good health!)
His Highness Qingjun looked grateful: "General Wu Ke, the emperor said that you are the most heroic! When this palace becomes the emperor, you will have to rely on the general to assist you!"

With the full trust of His Royal Highness, General Wu Ke left the palace in high spirits, forgetting all about the empress' bullying...

His Highness Qingjun silently watched him go away...

The father said: Appropriately showing weakness is a necessary means to win over people's hearts...

What's more... I heard that General Wu Ke smashed his mother with a hammer back then.

Although my mother-in-law is a bit stupid, she can only allow me to be bullied. If someone bullies you, you must get it back ten times and a hundred times...

His Majesty the Emperor: "What if I bullied me?"

His Royal Highness Qingjun turned his head: "It's too windy, I didn't hear anything, Father..."

********I am when General Wu Ke knew the dividing line in the heart of His Royal Highness Prince's heart*****
General Wu Ke ran to the author at that time: "I beg you, my lord, let the empress hit me with a hammer... or ten hammers are fine, as long as you don't make His Royal Highness think about being a minister..."

It's really scary to be missed by His Highness the Crown Prince!

author:"……"

It is said that the highest realm of abuse is not to give him pleasure with a hammer, but to let him live in the shadow of fear at all times... His Royal Highness Qingjun has already understood the main points.

3 early love
His Royal Highness Qingjun was ten years old, he went to the Royal Academy to study, and by the way made friends with a group of powerful sons, laying the foundation for the next government team.

Followed by the reluctant little princess Xinrui, wearing a pink skirt and combing her hair.

Little Princess: "Brother, I'm going to study at the Royal Academy too."

His Royal Highness Qingjun: "Sister, the brothers of the Royal Academy are very bad. They can pull girls' hair and pinch girls' faces."

It's also a trouble for my sister to be too beautiful. If she is targeted by the wolf cubs of the Royal Academy early, it will be very bad...

——By the way, Your Highness, you are only ten years old, right?
——The wolf cubs in the Royal Academy are only older than you and not younger than you!

The little princess, (with a frightened look on her face): "Do you look like a mother?"

The little princess has grown so big that she is often pinched in the face by the queen's concubine. She has tears in her eyes when she is a little scared.

His Royal Highness Qingjun: "It hurts even more than my mother's pinching!"

——Except for the queen mother, who dares to do anything to Her Royal Highness, don't you want to live?
Little princess: "Brother, I won't go...I'd better go back and accompany my father!" (Why not accompany my mother?)
The empress, who was busy playing with His Highness Qing Yu, had a different opinion, and strongly demanded to defend: "I am not afraid of the little princess's puppy love?! According to the latest research paper published by some experts in Daqi—"The Queen's Empress's Puppy Love Is In-Depth The Research Report pointed out that if a girl was accompanied by her father's love when she was growing up, and she could always get her father's hug, then she would not be easy to fall in love at adolescence - she has generous and warm hugs from the opposite sex at any time, and that person is The father I trust the most, unless I meet a man who is better than his father... Otherwise, puppy love is not easy!"

——Empress, who else can fall in love earlier than you?

His Majesty the Emperor stretched out his arms eagerly: "Come on, baby Xinrui, give Father a hug!"

His majesty, who has a woman who is full of everything, glanced proudly at a group of little peas in the Royal Academy: "Which brat dares to stand up and say that he is better than me?"

The regent who had been sleeping in the coffin for many years got up and cast a cold glance at His Majesty the Emperor: "Damn boy, do you dare to say that you are better than this king?"

皇后娘娘抹一把冷汗,冒着被摄政王大人揍的危险,继续解说:“不过这样更容易造成女孩子恋父情结严重,将来很容易嫁不出去!”然后往摄政王坟头多供点三牲Fruity, dog-legged flattery: "Daddy, I think daddy is the best in this world, there is no man who can match daddy. I admit that I have love affair with my father."

*************The dividing line where the author has something to say**************************
Author: "Readers say I'm a father control... well I admit that I also have an Electra complex..."

Conclusion: behind every girl with Electra complex, there is a lovely old man.

(囧, isn't this chapter called puppy love? It's crooked again!)
3 uncle
The relationship between His Royal Highness Qingjun and his uncle An Lehou has always been good, and they can almost talk about everything.

His Highness Qingjun: "Uncle, I heard that you used to be an emperor?"

Of course, this kind of thing can't be advertised widely, it's just the news that leaked from the mouth of an empress who is very bored and likes to talk about "thinking about the past".

In the bedtime stories she tells her children, the first words at the beginning are: "Thinking back then..."

I think back then, there was a little fat paper who was an emperor...and there was a heroic prince of another country. The empress and the prince of another country fell in love at first sight, and finally crossed many obstacles and came together...

Usually, when hearing this, His Majesty the emperor sitting next to the imperial case and reviewing papers is very satisfied: Although the queen's amnesia is getting worse and worse, I can hear with my own ears that she has forgotten some people and certain things , he was still very happy to see what happened.

Thinking of the little fat paper emperor in those days, now he is so handsome that he made Xiaowu guard against night guards, so he guarded against the girl who climbed the bed sometime An Le, with a proud face: "That's it! Sitting on the throne every day and dozing off!"

His Royal Highness Qingjun: "I don't blame you for losing your country. It's so disrespectful! I've never seen my father dozing off while sitting on the throne!"

A certain time: "..." Damn boy, do you compare me to him? !
Your father, that rotten person, not only took my country, but also my beautiful sister, I was going to make her my queen...

Qingjun, pale with fright, jumped up and covered his uncle's mouth, and solemnly warned a certain waiter: "Uncle, don't say such things again, if your father hears... I'm afraid everyone in the palace will see you in the future." You don't have to come to the queen mother's banquet... You can also skip the visits during the holidays..."

At a certain time, he sincerely admitted his mistake: "...Don't say it again! Even if you think about it in your heart, you won't say it! Your father, the emperor, is a bit of a rotten person... But the reward has always been generous, so I'm happy to give him the money. , I can't provoke him either..."

(End of this chapter)

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