Queen, go for hegemony

Chapter 7 The consequences of biting a dragon's claw
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The dragon bed of His Majesty the Emperor is wide and comfortable, and can sleep four or five people at the same time.

Feng Chaowen is also an extremely picky person. Although he can be slow in eating, it is only the aftermath of his military career for many years.A prince who can share weal and woe with the soldiers is always easier to make his subordinates willing to be loyal than a prince who is condescending.

But he has a bad problem. He has high standards and strict requirements on bedding. The bedding must be thick and soft, and the cover must be light and slippery to keep warm. To be able to take a nap on his dragon bed until the mouth is drooling is simply my favorite. luck.

It's just that it's not a wonderful experience to be woken up by His Majesty poking his cheek while he was in the middle of a good dream.

I haven't woken up yet, and I haven't even eaten the delicious food in my dream. At this moment, I just feel that the guy who disturbed my sleep is really hateful, but I forgot the terrible fact that it might be His Majesty the Emperor, so I slapped him and threatened me fiercely : "Little Huang, if you continue to make trouble, you won't be given dinner!"

In fact, the latter is also an emperor, but a subjugated emperor, so I dare to clap my hands confidently.

Look, my nature is actually very bullying, right? !

The voice of grinding teeth sounded in my ear: "An Yi, who did you say you wouldn't give dinner to?"

I was completely awake, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Feng Chaowen's phoenix pupils, and I got up in a shudder: "Your Majesty is wise! Of course I won't give myself dinner!" When there is no free time...

Feng Chaowen got closer again, with a livid color on his face: "Did you all eat and sleep with that Great Chen Subjugated Emperor?"

I was quite baffled by his unreasonable anger, and blurted out a sentence without thinking: "Your Majesty and I still eat and sleep together?!" The difference is that what we do is different from what we do It didn't happen to Xiao Huang, what's there to be angry about?
I have eaten and slept with Xiao Huang for many years, and I have never seen anyone come to ask a question.

"Still?" There was a sneer on his lips, and he bit my ear unceremoniously.

What kind of idleness is he doing?
Although the ear does not hurt, the feeling of being bitten is not good!

It is said that there are two ways to meet gangsters.One is to fight to the death with it, and the other is to scream loudly to attract crowds to watch and scare away the criminals.I was originally the defeated under Feng Chaowen, and I will definitely lose in the desperate fight, so I can only choose the latter.

Although I am shameless, I believe His Majesty the Emperor must be a very face-saving person.

Sure enough, he stopped and covered my mouth. My eyes rolled around in the hall. I was fortunate to admire the stunned and dumb expressions on the faces of the people in the palace. Dare to bite me again, dare to scream!

His majesty's phoenix eyes flickered, I thought it was a guilty conscience, I only felt that the enemy was showing signs of being defeated, and the situation was extremely favorable for us, so he took advantage of the victory and bit the dragon claw that was covering my mouth without fear of death.

I am a person who is not afraid of pain and does not know the severity of it. I have no energy left to bite this bite. When I tasted the taste of dragon blood, Feng Chaowen's face was already distorted.

Of course, His Majesty the Emperor wouldn't groan like me, but waved at the jaw-dropping courtiers, "Go down, all of you!"

Tian Bingqing, who was walking in the last one, was quite worried. His Majesty the Emperor looked at the dragon claw that I had bitten in his mouth several times. I had a good relationship with Xiaotian, so I let go of his face when I saw him, and promised him: " Don't worry, I will bandage for His Majesty the Emperor!"

Last night, when his waist was about to break, I wanted to take a bite!

This bite really relieves hatred!

Of course, if one can ignore the cold air on Feng Chao Wenjun's face, this biting is simply a wonderful event worth remembering from time to time.

It's a pity, if I know that I have bitten His Majesty's dragon claw, I will cause myself a big trouble, and I won't bite no matter what.

When I stopped Feng Chaowen's hand bandage, my head was finally fully awake, and I felt the seriousness of the situation for the first time facing the dragon's claw that was wrapped into a zongzi.
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Now I am still a prisoner of crimes!

I didn't do this kind of offense, didn't I?
Feng Chaowen said with a sarcastic smile, "An Yi, are you thinking of making excuses for yourself?"

The Jagged Emperor laughed horribly.

I stared blankly at him stretching his legs in front of me, his deep facial features carved like a knife with a natural awe-inspiring determination, and condemned him with one sentence: "There is no need to make excuses and reason, the whole palace has seen that you have offended me." Sheng Yan, just wait to be lingering!"

Ling Chi is said to be a high-skilled and high-risk criminal law that slices human flesh into slices as thin as a hot pot. It takes 99 slices to die.I once suspected that those who practiced this kind of criminal law were chefs with exceptional knife skills in the imperial dining room...

At that moment, I felt like a piece of beef or mutton on the chopping board... How could Feng Chaowen understand the pain of a lamb waiting to be slaughtered?He has had no disadvantages in this half of his life, and he has always held his head high...

I deeply lowered my sinful head, simply because I had such a good mouth, when I bit down, His Majesty the Emperor saw blood and was ashamed... It's not that Your Majesty's skin is too thick, but my mouth is too good!
Even if your majesty the emperor, your skin is as thick as a city wall, I can still bite you so that your skin is broken and your hands hurt!
I knelt down in front of him with heartache and repented: "Your Majesty, you are wise and magnanimous, so don't bother with the sinner... The sinner was just sleepy for a while... It's really just sleepy..."

He took another good dragon paw and touched the top of my head twice, and gave a low laugh, "Let's leave this head with you for the time being!" !"

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Outside the door, Tian Bingqing must be leaning against the hall door and listening to the corner, and he agreed without hesitation, the hall door opened with a creak, and eight dishes of four cold and four hot dishes were put on the table, much richer than yesterday.

I watched His Majesty the Emperor walk to the table in two steps, and Shi Shiran sat down, but I still could only kneel on the ground, stretched my neck and looked towards the table, the smell of meat made my mouth water- There is actually braised pork.

He looked at his hands and gave me a cold look: "Come here soon?!"

As if I had been pardoned, I quickly got up and rushed towards the dining table. Before I lifted the silver chopsticks, he had already stretched out his right hand bitten by me directly in front of my eyes, and coughed softly.

The little maid standing behind him hurriedly bent over to serve him, and just as she picked up the chopsticks, she was so frightened that she almost burst into tears: "Bastard, who told you to do it?"

Tian Bingqing threw me a self-seeking look, and quietly retreated with a group of palace servants.

This dead eunuch dared to leave his post without authorization!

Feng Chaowen said lightly: "I'm hungry——"

Please eat if you are hungry!I really wanted to yell like this, but in the face of his cold eyes, I could only forcefully pull out a flattering smile, bowed my body and went forward, resigned to my fate to feed him with vegetables.

People sit and I stand, people eat and I watch... Is there anyone who can be more miserable than me?
I was thinking wildly, and then my eyes stopped on Feng Chaowen.

In fact, the man in Daqi is tall and handsome, especially this one in front of him, with broad shoulders, long legs, long waist and thin waist, even when he is sitting quietly, he has a formidable aura, as tall as I am standing bent over.His facial features are profound and his eyes are like stars. If you ignore the way he looks at me like meat on a chopping board, at the moment, he looks gentle and capable, which can be described as perfect.

Feng Chao heard that he would no longer be picky, and obediently ate the rice I fed into his mouth. Seeing that he was seven or eight percent full, when I was holding a piece of braised pork and was about to eat it, Tian Bingqing's sharp voice sounded : "Your Majesty, Concubine Yu please see me!"

This dead eunuch has been poking his head and looking in at the door of the temple, I know he is uneasy and kind!

Feng Chaowen didn't say he saw it or didn't see him, he glanced at me lightly: "An Yi, I heard that you had a dispute with Concubine Yu in Bitaolin this morning?"

Well, Concubine Yu has been beautiful and beautiful since she was a child. Whenever I have a dispute with her, I am always the one who is punished, but after so long, I have not learned to be good, so I asked, "Your Majesty, this is this. Do you want to support your beauty?" I regretted it after saying that!
Feng Chaowen took a sip of the tea brought in by the little maid, and his long eyebrows frowned slightly, I thought to myself: It's over, he must have made a murderous attempt... When death is imminent, let's eat more braised pork with chopsticks!

I just fed a piece of meat into my mouth, and he said lightly: "You and Concubine Yu have known each other before, how is Concubine Yu like?"

You are her pillow, don't you know how she is?
When the words came to my lips, I pressed them back again, and replied with a smile: "The beauties who can win His Majesty's favor and be selected into the palace must be extremely intelligent, with both ability and virtue!" One sentence: "It's really a blessing for the concubine Yu to serve His Majesty!"

What's more, I can wear a big green hat to your majesty, I am really looking forward to it and happy to see it happen!

He glanced at me with interest: "Are you boasting? Are you boasting that you are also extremely intelligent, with both ability and political integrity?"

I blushed and stared at him dumbfounded... Even an emperor can be so shameless!

Finally, he couldn't hide his grief and anger, and said angrily: "Your Majesty, your memory has deteriorated, and the sinner was arrested into the palace!" This is essentially different from those beauties who are willing to be sent to the door!

"Hearing your tone, are you complaining that my servants have arrested the wrong person? Shouldn't you be arrested?
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Can I refute His Majesty's remarks and accuse Yan Ping of not arresting me for this major work mistake?

He smiled faintly at me, his stomach was full and he was obviously in a good mood.

"Or are you going to clean up and send yourself to the palace?"

I really, really want to punch His Majesty's handsome face and give him a black eye!
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This mouth is too hateful!
It is said that historians write like knives, and Feng Chaowen's mouth is more powerful than knives. I broke my nostalgia for braised pork, and I could not wait to run out of the palace in tears.

The premise is that he is willing to open the palace door and pardon me.

(End of this chapter)