The sick prince is not easy to mess with

Chapter 30 Donkeys Can Fart

The brothel in the small town is not big, and the soliciting customers at the door are all women. Hua Xiaoli thought that there were no young ladies, so she was planning to leave after waving at the door. Unexpectedly, a seductive woman grabbed her, winked and walked her in. La, smiled and said, "Sister, there are old and young, men and women in our building, you are satisfied!"

Hua Xiaoli was startled, the owner of this brothel has a really advanced sense of service, he has taken into account any customers with special hobbies, even men and women, could it be the father-in-law who escaped from the palace?

"One upper room, and bring me the most handsome young lady here, and prepare good wine and good food!" Hua Xiaoli threw the money bag he robbed just now to the woman in a very grand manner, in this small town , just a few broken silver cars is already very generous.

The woman nodded repeatedly, and led the master and servant into a secluded upper room on the second floor.

As soon as Hua Xiaoli entered the door, she slumped lazily on the soft couch, took off her shoes and shook her sore feet quickly. Since the donkey ran away quietly while the two of them were napping yesterday, she could only Walking, even though Heihua is carrying her on her back most of the time, wearing embroidered shoes is really not suitable for walking on mountain roads. After a day, her feet are already sore.

Seeing Hei Hua standing aside silently, Hua Xiaoli joked, "Why don't I call you a servant too?"

Hei Hua shook her head in fright, and stammered, "No, no, no..."

"Are you afraid that Ming Er will mind if you come out to drink flower wine with me?"

"...Miss, you are married after all, so you still have to take your own reputation into consideration. If my uncle finds out about this, he will definitely be angry. You forgot last time..."

"Don't mention him to me," Hua Xiaoli snorted coldly, his little face suddenly collapsed, "he is accompanied by a beautiful woman at the moment, I'm afraid he won't want to leave, besides, he and I are just a nominal couple, why should I take him into consideration !"

Heihua knew she had said something wrong, so she lowered her eyebrows and drooped her eyes, and dared not say more.

At this moment, the door of the room was gently pushed open, and a hand with fine knuckles as white as jade stretched out, followed by the quiet fragrance of magnolia. Seeing a corner of the snow-clothed person, the figure is as good as a woman, with a slender waist and Hua Xiaoli is almost as good as Hua Xiaoli. When the beauty shows up, Hua Xiaoli is immediately surprised, with long eyebrows like willows and a face like a peach blossom, The almond eyes are smiling, and there is a tear mole at the end of the eyes. When she smiles, she reveals a neat row of milky white teeth, which is even more lovable than a woman.

"...Little Fuer? You...why are you here?" Hua Xiaoli jumped off the soft couch in shock, stepped forward to pull Bai Fu in, and frowned slightly, "Didn't I let someone give you Have you arranged a place to stay? How did you end up in this town's brothel?"

Bai Fu's face darkened, Ren Hua Xiaoli took his hand, and said in a soft voice, "My sister never came to see me, I was bored by myself, so I went for a walk on the street, but was beaten unconscious by the gangster , When I wake up, I will be here!"

Hua Xiaoli suddenly became furious, and someone dared to touch her people. The poor young man, living in this small brothel in a poor country, may have lost his innocence.

As if guessing what Hua Xiaoli was thinking, Bai Fu smiled at her reassuringly, "Sister, don't worry, Fu'er has only been robbed here these two days, and hasn't received guests yet, sister...is Fu'er's first A guest!"

Speaking of this, he lowered his eyes shyly, his long eyelashes trembling, Hua Xiaoli heaved a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but be glad that she came to the brothel tonight, and she threw all the money left on her body to Hei Hua, "Go, Redeem her with the madam, if she doesn't let her go, we will set fire to take Fu'er away tonight!"

Hei Hua left eagerly.

Bai Fu twitched the corners of her mouth, this little girl looked so delicate and weak, she was really cruel in her attacks, these two days he followed behind the master and servant, and it was not uncommon to see them cheating people everywhere.

However, this temperament suits his taste, and he doesn't mind teasing her when he's bored.

The old bustard had long been afraid of Bai Fu's "little boy" who came uninvited and hid his knife with a smile. Hei Hua got the forged contract of prostitution very smoothly, and Hua Xiaoli took Bai Fu on the road early the next morning.

Before leaving this town, because the money was all spent, Hua Xiaoli wandered the streets with Bai Fu, and sent Hei Hua to the bully Zhao Jinhu's house to steal the money.

As she was walking, Hua Xiaoli heard a familiar donkey braying, she pulled Bai Fu to follow the sound and turned into an alley, stopped in front of a dilapidated yard, and saw the other side of the yard sneaking through the gate The donkey was grinding the mill with a face full of reluctance, and the owner was watching behind with a whip, and when he saw it being lazy, he beat it hard. Yuan, as if seeing a savior, looked at her pitifully, almost wagging her tail behind her...

Hua Xiaoli swaggered into the courtyard under the watchful eyes of his master, looked at the donkey coldly, and sneered, "Stupid donkey, you deserve it for letting you run away! You're lucky if you don't get burned as donkey meat!"

The donkey barked plaintively, as if repenting with Hua Xiaoli, and lowered its head as if admitting its mistake. The owner of the yard glared at Hua Xiaoli and Bai Fu fiercely, and shouted impolitely, "Who are you? If you break into someone else's house, get lost..."

Seeing the donkey stop after speaking, he raised his hand and tried to whip the whip again. The donkey immediately kicked the man to the ground, kicking the man to the ground. The raccoon hid behind him, and rubbed the little raccoon's arm with the donkey's face flatteringly.

Bai Fu held her stomach and held back her laughter while watching. This donkey looked like a spirit, but it was as interesting as her mistress...

"This is my donkey. I would like to ask, why did it appear in your house? If you don't make it clear today, we will go to see the official!"

The owner of the small courtyard frowned, and said viciously, "Little girl, don't spit blood, what evidence do you have to prove that it is your donkey?"

"Oh, it's not easy, my donkey, of course it only listens to me," Hua Xiaoli looked at the donkey with a smile, with a hint of warning in his eyes, and then ordered, "Stupid donkey, give me a smile!"

The donkey was stunned for a moment, and after realizing it, he immediately bared his teeth at Hua Xiaoli, showing a very funny expression, and narrowed his eyes with a smile, seeing the owner of the courtyard stunned, before he could recover, Hua Xiaoli went on Commanded, "Get down!"

The donkey obediently fell down, and the little raccoon sat on its back. The donkey got up slowly, swung its buttocks and gave the owner a fart, and trotted out of the yard with the little raccoon on its back. I couldn't help laughing out loud, and turned to follow.

The owner of the house was probably frightened by the donkey's flirty maneuvers, but he didn't catch up. The two of them walked on the street with a donkey. Bai Fu looked at the donkey with great interest, and couldn't help laughing, "I just found out today." , it turns out donkeys can fart too!"

(End of this chapter)