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Chapter 348 Miserable, who is worse than me? (three more)

In other words, seeing the situation taking a turn for the worse, Biaozi was more like an angry bull, and was really fired by Chen Xiaotang.He roared angrily, and was about to rush over to fight Chen Xiaotang desperately.

"Okay! Don't hit me!" Li Tuanzhang, who was standing on the side, stopped abruptly, walked to Biaozi's side, and said, "I said, click until the end, you listen to the fart - go, while punishing Stand up!"

That Biaozi was full of reluctance, but he didn't dare to disobey the orders of his superiors. He stared and squatted down angrily.

Seeing that Biaozi was fined "Zhimabu", Chen Xiaotang breathed a sigh of relief, his uncle, it was so dangerous, he almost risked his life.

Although he understood the principle of using softness to overcome strength, and if he really wanted to fight, he might not be able to restrain the bully Biaozi.After all, people usually put in more effort than me, practicing in summer and winter in winter. To be precise, I can only be half a martial artist. Most of the time I spend singing and filming, twisting and twisting on the stage, showing off my butt~ coquettish, It's like people persevering, studying hard and practicing hard.The depth of kung fu can be seen from this.

Besides, at this time, Captain Li "admired" Chen Xiaotang.Originally, soldiers have the mentality of respecting the strong, not to mention that Chen Xiaotang is still a seemingly gentle actor, it is really not easy to have such skills.

Then Captain Li was also heroic, and no longer mentioned the fight just now, but just said: "It's cold, let's go, go drink!"

The army specially supplies baijiu with a high alcohol content.

If you take a match and throw it into a wine bowl, it will surely ignite a flame.

Therefore, this is not an ordinary special liquor, but a strong cocktail in disguise, and it is only a chicken feather.

Although the wine is strong, the people are even stronger——Tuan Li is overly enthusiastic, like the gangsters in Gu Long's martial arts novels, like the wild men in "Red Sorghum", bold and unrestrained, and you can't drink if you hold a big bowl .

Therefore, Chen Xiaotang, Xiao Sheng, and the old village chief drank very heartily and drippingly.

Especially Chen Xiaotang, who originally had a good capacity for alcohol, but couldn't hold back Captain Li's enthusiasm, and even drank a little too much under repeated toasts.

Then Captain Li patted his chest while drinking and promised that he would definitely help Chen Xiaotang and the others solve the problem of shooting tomorrow. Welcome these Hong Kong compatriots to come and invest in factories to shoot TV dramas
Hearing what he said, Chen Xiaotang and the others felt more at ease.So I drank even more excitedly.

Big bowl of wine, big mouthful of meat.

The host and guest are in harmony with each other, and they are full of pride.

Soon, Chen Xiaotang was the only one left on the whole wine table who was still sober.

In admiration of Chen Xiaotang's drinking capacity, Captain Li fell asleep holding a glass of wine; Xiao Sheng leaned on the old village chief and snored without distraction.The old village head, who had always been somewhat reserved, was drooling at this moment, sleeping soundly.

It was rare for Chen Xiaotang to relax, and he sat on the chair. After this competition, he recalled every move he had made with Biaozi just now. In terms of moves, he was much better than Biaozi, and he lost because of that guy's hard qigong. .

Hard work is really hard to break, if you face it head-on, you will probably be deflated.Thanks to God's blessing, I allowed myself to realize the principle of "softness overcomes rigidity".It can be regarded as "a blessing in disguise".

After figuring this out, Chen Xiaotang couldn't help laughing, unscrewed the cap of the wine bottle, raised his head and poured the spirits in his hand into his mouth, after a hot and choking feeling in his throat, his whole body warmed up immediately, and the expression on his face appeared again. With an evil smile, he dropped the wine bottle in his hand and got drunk...

Just when Chen Xiaotang and the others were eating and drinking and getting drunk.

Other members of the crew of "Looking for Qin Ji" were holding a big bowl of corn grits, not knowing how to swallow them.

Although they had been prepared for a long time, they knew that filming in other places would not be easy, and the food might be poor, but no one expected that it would be so bad.

One of the actors said: "Is this for people to eat? This kind of corn grits is used to feed pigs in the countryside in Yuen Long!"

Qin Pei is an old actor, so he said: "This is coarse food, it is nutritious enough to eat well."

Seeing that "uncles" like Qin Pei and Zeng Jiang all started to eat, Huang Rihua and other male actors had no choice but to hold back their stomachs and began to swallow.

Those actresses quit. Zhang Manyu, Liu Jialing, etc. just poured out the corn grits, and then washed them—washed over and over again—and then brewed instant noodles.

The children in the village were very curious about Hong Kong people like them. When they saw that they did not eat dinner but soaked cubed noodles in water, they all stared at them with wide eyes.

After a while, the instant noodles were soaked, and there was a burst of face. One of the children sucked his nose hard and looked at the soaked noodles pitifully.

Zhang Manyu was kind, so she asked them, "Have you ever eaten instant noodles?"

The children shook their heads violently, their eyes fixed on the tempting instant noodles.

Zhang Manyu handed over the soaked noodles, "Do you want to try it?"

The children backed away timidly.

Liu Jialing murmured to Zhang Manyu, "What are you doing with them? We don't have enough noodles for ourselves! Hurry up and rest, we have to start filming tomorrow!"

As soon as those children heard Liu Jialing say this, they stuck out their tongues at her and made faces.

With a bang, Liu Jialing closed the door, keeping the group of little devils out.

Zhang Manyu couldn't bear it, so she secretly stuffed a pack of instant noodles in the past——
At first, the instant noodles stuffed under the crack of the door did not move.

Just when Zhang Manyu thought the children had left, with a sting, the instant noodles were pulled away.

Zhang Manyu saw this.Can't help laughing.

Outside the door, a child was holding instant noodles, looking left and right, studying.The other children surrounded him, looking at the instant noodles in his hand with greedy eyes.

"Brother Tie Dan, give me some to taste, see if it tastes good?"

"Brother Tiedan, I'll give you the slingshot, and you can share some with me!"

"Brother Tie Dan, I will let you be a policeman and I will be a thief in the future, so give me some points!"

.........

The children were completely overwhelmed by this pack of magical instant noodles.

Not to mention these rural children who have never seen the big world, because a pack of instant noodles changed many views of the world, and actresses such as Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing, after eating instant noodles, encountered another problem, that is, sleeping The problem.

In particular, Zhang Manyu grew up in a middle-class family and went to study in the UK, and has never suffered much.This time I came to mainland China to film a film and I felt very happy at the beginning, after all, I was able to come here with my beloved Chen Xiaotang, so happy and sweet.But now, she had to face the reality, poor food, poor living, and now - even bad sleep!
Is this still a bed?It is simply a thing built with door panels, four corners are padded with bricks, and a door panel is placed on top, which becomes a "bed"!
It feels stiff to sit on, let alone sleep on.

Zhang Manyu was speechless facing the bed.But Liu Jialing laughed, "It's for sleeping, not for watching. When I was in my hometown, I used to sleep on a hard bed. Sleeping too much is also good. At least it won't strain your lumbar muscles. At most, your back will be sore." pain!"

"Sister Ling, you're still in the mood to joke around at this point!"

"What's the matter, it's called—joy in the midst of suffering!"

Zhang Manyu wanted to speak again, but someone knocked on the door suddenly.

Zhang Manyu was taken aback, it's so late, who is it?

When I opened the door, I saw a black and strong woman. She smiled, showing her yellow teeth like a peasant, and said, "You two girls, our place is too simple, so you should live here first——this is our house." Cover the newly installed cotton quilts first!" It turned out that they were here to deliver the quilts.

Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing couldn't help being grateful, so they helped the black and strong woman spread the quilt.

Before leaving, the black and strong woman couldn't help but look at Zhang Manyu and Liu Jialing more, and said to herself, these two girls are so handsome, if they are left in the village, they will fascinate many young men.

Seeing the woman left, Zhang Manyu suddenly had an idea, so she spread the newly installed cotton quilt on the hard plank bed and used it as a mattress. Not to mention, it was more comfortable than before.

As soon as she finished her busy work, the door was knocked again, and when she opened it, it was still the same woman.Only this time, instead of holding the quilt, she carried a small red plastic bucket.

"Auntie, this is—"

"This is a urine pot. It's not convenient for you to go to the toilet when you get up in the middle of the night, so you can solve it by facing it—very convenient!"

"Ah——" Zhang Manyu opened his mouth wide, oh my god, is this okay? !

In the middle of the night, Zhang Manyu was lying on the bed and couldn't sleep. Although the "piss pot" had been scrubbed many times and it didn't smell too bad, it always made Zhang Manyu feel a little uncomfortable when it was placed in the room.On the contrary, Liu Jialing was too tired and fell asleep.

I don't know how long it took. Zhang Manyu thought about Chen Xiaotang for a while, and then about filming. Gradually, she felt a little uncomfortable in her stomach and wanted convenience.

Glancing at the small red plastic bucket, Zhang Manyu gritted her teeth and was willing to take off her pants and squat on it.Helpless, I had no choice but to put on my clothes and go to the toilet outside.

The night in the country was very cold, Zhang Manyu shivered, tightened her coat, and finally saw the big characters "toilet", she walked in happily, and then she was dumbfounded again——
I saw that there was no toilet at all, not even a squatting slot, there were only two enlarged red plastic buckets, one large and one small...

Zhang Manyu was about to faint, and in the end, she had to squat in the plastic bucket! ! !
God, what kind of world is this? !

Why is it worse than primitive society? !
(End of this chapter)