Movie tycoon

Chapter 370 Genuine "King of Comedy" ([-]rd)

It is said that Fatty Wang Jing temporarily saved himself with a fart. At this moment, the tyrannosaur is very angry, and the consequences are very serious.

What to do, I'm afraid I can't escape this time! ! !
Just when the fat man was too nervous, Chen Xiaoxiao suddenly said loudly, "300 million! I have 300 million here! You can take it!"

Fatty fainted, silly girl, these people can't get enough to feed, aren't you taking advantage of them for nothing?
When the tyrannosaur heard this, he was obviously taken aback.

Originally, they listened to the bald man --- Brother Yong, and they wanted to blackmail that Chen Xiaotang for 500 million, but now this chick actually has 300 million?
Developed——!

Just when Tyrannosaurus was ecstatic, the electric bell attracted his attention.

"Ayu, go and have a look!" Tyrannosaurus was wary of the sudden electric bell.

"What?"

"Deliver, did you order takeaway?" The voice sounded so familiar, and the fat man's mind subconsciously appeared Chen Xiaotang who nearly lost his "fat chastity~fuck"!
If it wasn't for helping him send the 300 million check, I wouldn't have suffered so much.

But why did Ah Tang come here?Could it be that Ah Tang already knew where he was hiding? !The fat man couldn't figure it out.

In fact, when Chen Xiaotang found out that his sister had been kidnapped, his first thought was to call the police, but immediately, he vetoed this idea, because the kidnappers said that if they found out that the police were involved, they would tear up the ticket.What's more, both father Chen Fugui and mother Li Shuzhen were worried about their daughter's safety, so they were unwilling to report to the police.

There was no other way, Chen Xiaotang had no choice but to start from his own contacts - he directly found the seat of the East Star Club - Great White Shark.

This time, the East Star Club relied on Chen Xiaotang's investment to make a full 1000 million yuan, and the entire club had already regarded Chen Xiaotang as the God of Wealth.At this time, when they heard that Chen Xiaotang's sister had something to do, without saying a word, the whole club immediately mobilized.

As the saying goes, snakes have their way, and rats have their way.Many things that the police can't handle are put into the hands of these associations, and they are simply pediatrics.Originally, Hong Kong is such a big place, and everyone knows where there is a place to avoid the police raids.

Soon, Chen Xiaotang got the news that his younger sister Chen Xiaotang and the fat man Wang Jing were kidnapped in an abandoned factory near Yuen Long.

How to do?After getting the news, Chen Xiaotang's first thought was how to solve this matter? !

Immediately, a classic picture of a play emerged in Chen Xiaotang's mind --- "I told you, I'm delivering food!"

Yes, it is the classic "The King of Comedy" by Master Xing!
If I also pretend to be a "delivery guy" and save my sister and the fat man by surprise, will it be successful? !

Do it when you think of it!

If Chen Xiaotang played any role in the past, it was all acting. If he made a mistake, he could NG, and he could do it over and over again.But this time is different.As long as I make the slightest mistake, my sister and fat man will be in danger.

This is absolutely impossible!

Of course, it is also possible to let someone else play the role of the "delivery guy", but Chen Xiaotang is worried, and he feels at ease when he plays the role himself.

In order to play this role well and make those gangsters unsuspecting, Chen Xiaotang spent a lot of effort trying to figure out the character, memorizing "lines", memorizing "menu", being "price", and - makeup, or to be more precise It's "camouflage"!
First of all, as a popular star, Chen Xiaotang, as long as he is a Hongkonger, he will be known to some extent.Simple sticky beards and eyebrow drawing are impossible.As long as you are not a fool, you can see the flaws if you look closely.

So Chen Xiaotang invited the most famous makeup artist in Hong Kong to help her "plastic surgery".

His eyes are too big and too bright, so put on eye patches to make them smaller, and wear contact lenses to cover his deep eyes. Chen Xiaotang will use his acting skills to make his eyes a little more obscene——Learn from Wu Mengda in his previous life ;

Then use foundation and professional tools to trim Chen Xiaotang's sharp-edged face into a round shape; then, his nose, Chen Xiaotang's nose is straight and straight, in the eyes of ordinary makeup artists, the actor's nose is the most difficult " "plastic surgery", but the one invited by Chen Xiaotang has a great skill——he stuffed breathable cotton into Chen Xiaotang's nose, and then used red ink to mark out some spots, so the fresh "wine lees "Nose" came out.
Due to the stuffing of cotton in his nose, Chen Xiaotang's voice changed a little bit. In this way, even if Chen Xiaotang stood in front of an acquaintance and spoke, if he was not particularly intimate, it would be difficult to detect that this wretched-looking rosacea actually It's Hong Kong~Hong Kong's super handsome guy—Chen Xiaotang!
After finishing everything, Chen Xiaotang asked Along, Ahu, Wu Ya and others to ambush nearby, while he rode a motorcycle and carried a takeaway box to the place where the kidnappers were hiding.The doorbell was pressed, and the previous scene appeared.

"We didn't order takeaway!" The person who opened the door refused and was about to close the door.

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his distiller's nose with his hands, took out a note from his pocket, looked at it, and said, "Yes, it's here, Yuen Long No. 103, and the takeaway you call is egg fried rice!!!"

"Did you tell me, why are you talking so much?" the boy named A Yu said easily.

If it is an ordinary takeaway boy, he will take the initiative to leave at this time, and then curse: "Pujie boy!"

But Chen Xiaotang couldn't just "return without success" like this, so he rubbed his rosacea again, and said, "Are there any mistakes? What the heck!"

"Brat, keep your mouth clean! Why are you not cursing?" Ayu, the younger brother, was a little annoyed. He was originally a young and Dangerous boy, and he would have repaired this useless wood in normal times.

Chen Xiaotang wanted to make things worse, so he put on a rascal face and said loudly: "What's wrong, you guys are wrong, if you don't want people to tell you, I'll take it out——If you don't want to be scolded, you'll pay for fried rice with eggs! "

Pick, I have seen rascals before, but I have never seen such a bold one, you are looking for death on your own!Little brother Ayu was about to start.

The tyrannosaur in the room had heard the noise long ago, and suddenly said: "Don't cause trouble, let him in!"

Things turned around, Chen Xiaotang secretly smiled.

This tune is what I want!

After hearing the boss's order, the younger brother, A Yu, gave Chen Xiaotang an uncomfortable look.Then open the door.

Chen Xiaotang rubbed his rosacea nose, muttered uncleanly, entered the door, and spit out a mouthful of phlegm.

In the room, only Tyrannosaurus was alone, and the other younger brother had already hidden Fatty and Chen Xiaoxiao.

At this moment, the big boss Tyrannosaurus crossed his legs and looked at Chen Xiaotang carefully.

Chen Xiaotang shook his body naked, and looked at the Tyrannosaurus resolutely, "Hey, pay the bill, what are you looking at, spit!"

This takeaway guy really deserves a beating!
Tyrannosaurus and Ayu have the same idea.

"Not in a hurry—" Tyrannosaurus looked at Chen Xiaotang, "Let me ask you, what do you have for takeaway today?"

Sure enough, the meat is here!
Chen Xiaotang rubbed his rosacea, "Egg tarts, shrimp dumplings, barbecued pork buns, barbecued pork rice, egg fried rice, mandarin duck milk tea, instant coffee—why, do you want more?"

"How much is the takeaway egg tart?"

"Ten yuan a piece!"

"Where are the shrimp dumplings?"

"Eight yuan a piece!"

"Char Siew Rice?"

"Do you want to increase the amount?"

"Increased volume!~"

"Add 25, don't add [-]!"

"How much is an egg tart and a barbecued pork rice?"

"Don't increase the amount by 35, increase the amount by [-]!"

"How about another cup of mandarin duck milk tea?"

"Another five yuan——Boss, what are you ordering? Why are you asking endlessly?!" Chen Xiaotang completely entered the role, pinched his nostrils, flicked the flick, and looked impatient.

Tyrannosaurus eyes narrowed.On the surface, Tyrannosaurus looks tall and big, but in fact it is very narrow-minded, which is also the characteristic of gays.

So he tried hard to see some clues from Chen Xiaotang.But Chen Xiaotang's acting was really "cheap", every move gave people a kind of indecent appearance.It made Tyrannosaurus a little impatient.

Could it be that this is really a food delivery service? !
Chen Xiaotang didn't give him a chance to think too much, and said: "Egg fried rice - 18 yuan, hurry up and pay the boss, help first!"

Tyrannosaurus: "Okay—I'll give it to you!" Then he took out a hundred-dollar bill.

Chen Xiaotang touched his body, "No change—!"

Tyrannosaurus sneered, showing his feet, and thought he was very smart and said: "You are a food delivery person, and you don't know how to put change, give change?!"

Very suspicious!

Chen Xiaotang thought to himself, it's not good!How could I forget this? !
One hundred secrets and one sparse.

But Chen Xiaotang didn't show any panic on the surface, he spat and said, "Why do you have so many things? Didn't you just ask you to give some change? Why are you asking so carefully?"

Tyrannosaurus sneered: "Don't be stubborn—give me a reason first?"

Chen Xiaotang shook his legs, and squinted at Brother Tyrannosaurus: "I forgot to bring it, how about it?" It was completely like you bit me.

This kid, I can't help it!

You have to beat him up!
A man as stable as Tyrannosaurus was also aroused by Chen Xiaotang's cheap bones.He stood up and raised his fist, "Boy, then I'll give you a longer memory!"

The younger brother Ayu next to him folded his arms and waited to watch the show.

Chen Xiaotang said "I'm up", squatted down, spread his hands, and put on a Bruce Lee pose, provocatively: "Don't think that we are easy to bully when delivering food——Come on, I'm an overnight porridge!!! "

The footsteps moved one by one, one by one, the whole shelf was loose, and it was obvious at first glance that it was strong on the outside and dry on the inside, and it was a piece of trash! !

(End of this chapter)