The God-defying girl, the world-defeating onmyoji
Chapter 5 It's Stupid and Fun
Chapter 5 It's Stupid and Fun
Although she couldn't grab Yan Qing's leg, she managed to grab the corner of his robe and was dragged away by him like a kite.
"Why are you looking for me?" Yan Qing looked down at the tattered kite in displeasure.
"I want to be your apprentice, Grandpa Immortal."
She flexes all the muscles on her face and puts on the most flattering smile she's had in seven years of her life.
"I don't accept disciples."
"You accept me!"
"No."
"I will wash your clothes and cook for you. The food I cook is delicious, and my clothes are very clean. I guarantee that you won't even see the oil marks from a year ago~~~~~~~~~ ~~”
"I don't need to eat, and I don't need clothes—" He was already a little dizzy.
"Ah, Grandpa Immortal, don't you wash your white clothes? It's so dirty, tsk tsk tsk."
"...Have you ever heard of gods washing clothes? You stupid—" Yan Qing was mad, but he is an ice god after all, how could the ice god call someone a stupid "B", so he was very calm He stopped his mouth lightly.
"Grandpa Immortal, you say I'm stupid. Being stupid is my strength. You will soon find out that I am stupid." She has already started talking nonsense...
"...You go back, I'm too lazy to meddle with you here."
"It's very pitiful for me to go back alone, and no one wants to play with me, and the children ignore me. Every day, there are only a bunch of brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts who have no heads, stick out their tongues, or float in the air looking for me viciously..."
Yan Qing sighed, and was surprised to find that she was aroused a little bit of sympathy by this sentence.
In addition, her eyes - with tears in her mouth, her dirty little face is extremely ugly, but it's still quite funny...
He coughed dryly and looked away, Nahan himself was really out of order today.
Finally, he thought about his principles all along, and said coldly, "I've already placed an exorcism seal on your eyebrows, and all demons, monsters, ghosts and ghosts will not be able to get close to you. Go back and live a good life by yourself. It's the best thing you can do."
"The best thing I can do is definitely to follow you to cultivate immortality, Grandpa Immortal, you are so powerful, I want to learn from you!!!!"
"..."
"I work very hard, I can assure you that I am a good apprentice~~~~~~~ Grandpa Immortal." The baby patted his small chest loudly.
"...I don't accept girls."
"Ah?!" The baby was taken aback for a moment. After all, she was a bit clever, and soon realized that Grandpa Immortal had lied at first, "Grandpa Immortal, you said you don't accept girls? That means you still accept apprentices!!"
Yan Qing waved his hands in frustration. He has never been caught lying. What is this little girl?
"You're a woman, so I won't accept it." He bent down and pointed at her long hair.
"Is there any difference between a woman and a man? I'm sure I can do better than a man...or you can think of me as a man..."
"Anyway, I won't accept it, so you can do it yourself." Yan Qing never looked at this rambunctious girl who was even thicker than that old fox.
Chanting a mantra lightly on his lips, his slender, handsome and shining figure became invisible in an instant.
But the girl who was ruthlessly tugging at the corner of his clothes was completely unaware that the thing she was holding in her hand would suddenly disappear, and her whole small body fell backwards alive.
I fell a solid buttock.
"Oh, it hurts so much..." The baby barely stood up with a lot of tears in his eyes, rubbed his buttocks, and muttered, "Grandpa Immortal is really cruel, he looks so good-looking, but his heart seems to be Like made of iron and stone..."
After staggering a few steps, he realized that he forgot to take the bag of precious sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
Her stomach was already empty, looking at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, the fragrance wafted out gradually.
She really wanted to eat it, but she held back her saliva.
The baby respectfully swept out a blade of grass in an open space, and put the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the big rock where he was sitting on just now.
Then I found three bamboo branches on the ground, which are the right incense.
The baby picked them up and bowed respectfully to the big rock and the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on it.
"Grandpa Immortal, the reason you refuse to accept me as a disciple is because you dislike my baby as a girl, but what's wrong with being a girl? Aren't girls necessarily inferior to boys? That's not necessarily..."
(End of this chapter)
Although she couldn't grab Yan Qing's leg, she managed to grab the corner of his robe and was dragged away by him like a kite.
"Why are you looking for me?" Yan Qing looked down at the tattered kite in displeasure.
"I want to be your apprentice, Grandpa Immortal."
She flexes all the muscles on her face and puts on the most flattering smile she's had in seven years of her life.
"I don't accept disciples."
"You accept me!"
"No."
"I will wash your clothes and cook for you. The food I cook is delicious, and my clothes are very clean. I guarantee that you won't even see the oil marks from a year ago~~~~~~~~~ ~~”
"I don't need to eat, and I don't need clothes—" He was already a little dizzy.
"Ah, Grandpa Immortal, don't you wash your white clothes? It's so dirty, tsk tsk tsk."
"...Have you ever heard of gods washing clothes? You stupid—" Yan Qing was mad, but he is an ice god after all, how could the ice god call someone a stupid "B", so he was very calm He stopped his mouth lightly.
"Grandpa Immortal, you say I'm stupid. Being stupid is my strength. You will soon find out that I am stupid." She has already started talking nonsense...
"...You go back, I'm too lazy to meddle with you here."
"It's very pitiful for me to go back alone, and no one wants to play with me, and the children ignore me. Every day, there are only a bunch of brothers, sisters, uncles and aunts who have no heads, stick out their tongues, or float in the air looking for me viciously..."
Yan Qing sighed, and was surprised to find that she was aroused a little bit of sympathy by this sentence.
In addition, her eyes - with tears in her mouth, her dirty little face is extremely ugly, but it's still quite funny...
He coughed dryly and looked away, Nahan himself was really out of order today.
Finally, he thought about his principles all along, and said coldly, "I've already placed an exorcism seal on your eyebrows, and all demons, monsters, ghosts and ghosts will not be able to get close to you. Go back and live a good life by yourself. It's the best thing you can do."
"The best thing I can do is definitely to follow you to cultivate immortality, Grandpa Immortal, you are so powerful, I want to learn from you!!!!"
"..."
"I work very hard, I can assure you that I am a good apprentice~~~~~~~ Grandpa Immortal." The baby patted his small chest loudly.
"...I don't accept girls."
"Ah?!" The baby was taken aback for a moment. After all, she was a bit clever, and soon realized that Grandpa Immortal had lied at first, "Grandpa Immortal, you said you don't accept girls? That means you still accept apprentices!!"
Yan Qing waved his hands in frustration. He has never been caught lying. What is this little girl?
"You're a woman, so I won't accept it." He bent down and pointed at her long hair.
"Is there any difference between a woman and a man? I'm sure I can do better than a man...or you can think of me as a man..."
"Anyway, I won't accept it, so you can do it yourself." Yan Qing never looked at this rambunctious girl who was even thicker than that old fox.
Chanting a mantra lightly on his lips, his slender, handsome and shining figure became invisible in an instant.
But the girl who was ruthlessly tugging at the corner of his clothes was completely unaware that the thing she was holding in her hand would suddenly disappear, and her whole small body fell backwards alive.
I fell a solid buttock.
"Oh, it hurts so much..." The baby barely stood up with a lot of tears in his eyes, rubbed his buttocks, and muttered, "Grandpa Immortal is really cruel, he looks so good-looking, but his heart seems to be Like made of iron and stone..."
After staggering a few steps, he realized that he forgot to take the bag of precious sweet-scented osmanthus cake.
Her stomach was already empty, looking at the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, the fragrance wafted out gradually.
She really wanted to eat it, but she held back her saliva.
The baby respectfully swept out a blade of grass in an open space, and put the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on the big rock where he was sitting on just now.
Then I found three bamboo branches on the ground, which are the right incense.
The baby picked them up and bowed respectfully to the big rock and the sweet-scented osmanthus cake on it.
"Grandpa Immortal, the reason you refuse to accept me as a disciple is because you dislike my baby as a girl, but what's wrong with being a girl? Aren't girls necessarily inferior to boys? That's not necessarily..."
(End of this chapter)
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