Invincible plug-in system

Chapter 127 The Perverted Monkey
The monkey screamed in fright, backed up again and again, looked at Liang Kuan vigilantly, and cursed angrily: "Fat pig, I've made a note of you, if you dare to touch me, I'll tell my master and let her Kill you!"

"Damn it, you dare to scold me?" Liang Kuan was completely annoyed, just as he took a step, the nasty monkey had already run up the tree, proudly made a face at Liang Kuan, and Liang Kuan was annoyed at the bottom Curse.

Xiao Ye was speechless, but seeing the monkey being so arrogant, he wondered who the master it was talking about was someone from the beast house.

Liang Kuan raised his head, looked at the monkey lying on the tree trunk, and said, "Little guy, I'll give you another chance, obediently give us the jade talisman."

"Don't even think about it!" Monkey refused without hesitation.

Xiao Ye shook his head, didn't say anything more, gathered strength with his left foot, and stomped on the ground again.

"boom!"

There was a loud noise, and the monkey was startled. It only felt the trunk shake violently, and in a hurry, it fell down from the tree again.

Liang Kuan seized the opportunity, his fat body rushed over in an instant, grabbed the monkey, and proudly said: "Monkey, this time you fall into my hands."

The monkey screamed in fright: "Fat pig, let me go!"

"Damn, you dare to be arrogant!" Liang Kuan was furious. He found a rope and tied the monkey to a tree. Then he got angry, looked at the proud monkey who would rather die than obey, and said lightly: "You If you don't call out the jade talisman again, we will take you to dinner tonight."

"How dare you!" the monkey glared at Liang Kuan, with a stern look and a fierce expression, but he was really afraid that Liang Kuan would roast him in a fit of anger.

"Hey!" Liang Kuan smiled coldly, ignored the monkey, turned to Xiao Ye, and said, "Boss, do you still remember the braised monkey brains in Fuman Garden in your hometown?"

Xiao Ye was stunned for a moment, then realized, nodded, swallowed cooperatively, and said, "Well, I haven't had it for a long time, and I kind of miss that taste."

Zhou Wen and Ke Ya were puzzled for a while, but Ke Ya looked at them and asked curiously, "What is stewed monkey brain?"

Liang Kuan glanced at the curious monkey, and explained: "Just fix a monkey on the shelf, pry off the top of the sky, then boil hot oil, pour it in directly, the monkey brain is so tender!"

Liang Kuan said while wiping his saliva.

"This, this is too cruel." Keya felt disgusted, took two steps back subconsciously, looked at the monkey tied to the tree, and said, "You guys, don't you want to eat this guy's monkey brain? ?”

Liang Kuan nodded, and said, "Of course, the brains of spirit monkeys should be delicious..."

"Woooo, I was wrong!" Before Liang Kuan finished speaking, the monkey burst into tears in fright, and said again and again: "I'll give you the jade talisman."

"Hmph. Liang Kuan felt complacent, stretched out his hand, and said, "Bring it here. "

"You help me untie it first." The monkey shrugged its shoulders, it was tied tightly, how could it be pulled out.

"You'd better not play tricks." Liang Kuan glared at it, and then untied the rope.

Feeling relieved, the monkey quickly took out a jade talisman from his bosom and handed it to Liang Kuan.

Liang Kuan took the jade talisman, patted the monkey's head triumphantly, and said, "Is this really good?"

Houzi lowered his head and scolded Liang Kuan all over his heart, but on the surface he was very obedient, ignored Liang Kuan, looked at Xiao Ye, and said, "Can you let me go this time?"

"Don't worry." Xiao Ye smiled slightly, pointed to the top of the tree, and said, "As long as you give us the things you just hid, we will let you go."

"No!" The monkey became impatient, shaking its head like a rattle: "That's the treasure I've collected over the years, don't even think about taking it away!"

"Baby?" Hearing what the monkey said, Liang Kuan and Zhou Wen's eyes lit up, and they surrounded him again and again, with mean smiles on their faces, not letting the monkey run away.

Monkey was about to cry, pointed at Xiao Ye and the others and cursed: "You are a bunch of robbers, do you want to steal by yourself!"

"Steal?" Several people were even more puzzled, Xiao Ye also looked over curiously, could it be the elixir, the body of Tiancai Lingbao?

Hou Zi nodded, and said, "It's in her body."

"Me?" Seeing the monkey pointing at her, Keya was confused. If she had any treasures, how could she not know.

"Stop talking nonsense!" Liang Kuan grabbed the monkey's tail and lifted it up, saying, "We don't want other people's, but yours!"

"Hey, you bandits, I'm going to tell the master!" The monkey was about to cry.

"I'll do it." Xiao Ye was also curious about what treasure the monkey was hiding, gathered strength with his left foot again, and stepped forward suddenly.

"Boom!"

There was a loud noise, the big tree shook violently, and a bird's nest the size of a head fell from the tree and hit the ground directly, but there were no birds inside, they were all brightly colored pieces of cloth.

The monkey looked at the fallen bird's nest, and stared at Xiao Ye fiercely, wishing to tear him to pieces.

"What is this?" Liang Kuan was confused, picked up a piece of lavender cloth, put it on his nose and smelled it, it was quite fragrant.

"You, pervert!" Ke Ya on the side suddenly blushed, cursed angrily, stomped her feet angrily, and turned around quickly.

Xiao Ye and Zhou Wen also looked at the things in Liang Kuan's hands, Xiao Ye scratched his head, a little familiar.

Zhou Wen swallowed, and said hesitantly, "It seems to be a woman's bellyband."

"Double?" Liang Kuan was startled, threw it away quickly, kicked the monkey lying on the ground pretending to be dead, and said angrily, "Hey, isn't this the baby you mentioned?"

"Otherwise?" Hou Zi was not shy at all, stood up directly from the ground, and glared at Liang Kuan: "I told you, that woman has it, and you came to snatch it from us!"

When Ke Ya heard this, her face turned red to the ears, and she wished she could kill this perverted monkey with a sword.

"Bah, what are you looking at?" Ke Ya noticed that Liang Kuan was staring at her chest, trembling with anger, stepped forward and kicked Liang Kuan's ass.

Liang Kuan fell to the ground with a cry of pain, Xiao Ye and his surroundings hurriedly looked away in fright, and coughed twice solemnly.

Liang Kuan didn't care, and quietly gave the monkey a thumbs up. This guy is definitely a role model for my generation.

Liang Kuan approached the monkey and asked in a low voice, "Monkey, let me ask you, these underwear don't belong to your master, do they?"

The monkey was putting away Liang Kuan's discarded apron, glanced at Liang Kuan, and nodded.

Liang Kuan was even more curious: "Is your master famous in the academy? What's his name?"

"Of course, my master is the beautiful teacher of the college. No matter where you go, you hairless monkeys can't help but peep. I despise you." width.

(End of this chapter)