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Chapter 354 Master, what are you doing? 26
As the god of war, he must be very capable in that aspect, I don't know if Su Yi can bear it.

The queen mother waved her hand generously, "Qingyan, take your little lady back! No one will care about what happened today. We will treat you as having worshiped heaven and earth. However, I want to remind you, Shengtao's alcohol is very strong, and your little wife is a newcomer to immortality, so there is a high probability that she can't bear it, you...cough...you should postpone it at the moment of spring night!"

After the Queen Mother spoke, many Xian'e pursed their lips and snickered.

This is...too explicit, right?

Then, even more terrifying is yet to come.

Because, Qingyan followed the Queen Mother's words and said: "No problem. I believe in Shaoyao's luck."

That means, if Su Yi was lucky enough to be beaten into immortality by Cheng Cheng Yi's spear, and he was lucky enough to eat the holy peach from the Queen Mother, he must also be lucky enough to survive him, the god of war who has been abstinent for thousands of years First night!
……

"Liger..." After being drunk, Su Yi couldn't even speak clearly, but his two small hands still tightly grasped Qingyan's red groom's attire, "Master, why are your breasts so big..."

Su Yi poked it, and it was quite hard.

Qing Yan corrected her patiently, "That's pectoral muscles, not breasts."

"But yours is obviously bigger than mine. I'm so weird... A handsome man like Master, doesn't he want any kind of woman? Why isn't he married yet at such an old age?" Su Yi couldn't control his mouth at all, and said The words that come out do not go through the brain.

"Good. Mine isn't as big as yours.

Also, the deity does not get married because it is waiting for you. "

The first acquaintance with you is like returning from an old friend.

"Wait for me... Master, are you joking?"

"Maybe." Qing Yan nodded, "But this joke can last a lifetime."

"Hmm...Master...I'm so sleepy..."

"Don't sleep."

"why?"

"As a teacher, I still want to discuss bed kung fu with you."

……

After arriving at the wedding room, Qing Yan put Su Yi on the bed and got drunk... Um, no, Su Yi after drunk peach is completely different from Qing Yan, after she gets drunk, her IQ will double as usual.

"Master, I'm going to lie down, you..."

"It's also ready for the teacher."

"That's not what I meant." Su Yi shook his head, "You said yes, we are a fake marriage, if you stay here, you are plotting against me, you are lying to me, I will never forgive you for the rest of my life."

Qing Yan: "..."

It's all fake that you can fall down when you're drunk.Su Yi is easy to deal with when he is not drunk after being drunk.

"You're drunk, the teacher is worried about you. Don't worry, the teacher will sleep with your arms around you, and don't do other things. You said it, we are a fake marriage, of course we have to do enough superficial work and sleep together Make a bed, so as not to be gossiped by others, are you right?" Regarding Su Yi, Qing Yan always has endless routines.

But Su Yi, who was drunk, didn't take this at all, "What are you talking about, do you think I'm stupid? The Queen Mother said that they won't consummate the house these days. Master, are you out of your mind?"

Although Qing Yan didn't know what Xiu Dou meant, he could tell that it was not a good word.

The queen mother is a shit stirrer.

"Master, I'm worried about you..."

"Worried about your sister! You want to take advantage of me! Are you going to leave? Believe it or not, I'll beat you up if you don't leave?!" Su Yi grabbed the pillow beside him and made a gesture to throw it towards Qing Yan.

Qing Yan: "!!!"

Why are you so violent after drinking?
"Do you really have the heart to treat Master like this? Have you forgotten who picked you up from outside the mansion back then, who told you to absorb spiritual energy, and who has been teaching you sincerely..." Qingyan felt wronged, That small appearance really makes people feel distressed, as expected, a handsome person can do anything to look good. !
Su Yi was stunned for a moment, she was in a daze, her eyes blurred, but after a while, she returned to normal, shook her head vigorously, and threw the quilt in her hand towards Qingyan.

"Teach your sister! Have you ever seen an apprentice take off his clothes and run around the mansion? Have you ever seen a master who does not let go while holding his apprentice's bellyband? Relying on my age and good physical strength, I have been bullying me. Do you think I am really Would you be so stupid to have a master-student relationship with you that spanned thousands of years? Humph!" Having said this, Su Yi became even more angry.

When she was not drunk before, she still cared about Qing Yan's status and did not dare to do anything to him, but after eating the holy peach that would make people drunk, Su Yi wanted to say something, the logic was very clear.

The result of this is that after Su Yi finished speaking, he threw the clothes next to the bed towards Qingyan, as well as the wine glass, Xipa...

Qing Yan caught them one by one, with a very gloomy face.

His heart is roaring...

Peony! !You just like you because of your deity!
But on the surface, he still swallowed all his anger, with a look of empathy, "Master knows, it's all Master's fault, you forget about these, and stay by Master's side obediently in the future. Master will definitely love you yours!"

"Love" you well!

Su Yi stopped throwing things, "Then get out quickly."

Qing Yan: "..."

Sorry, completely defeated.

... We, Qing Yan, feel wronged.

Go out, at worst, when you fall asleep, the deity will sneak in again.

So, after Su Yi fell asleep, Qing Yan quietly walked in, climbed onto her bed, and hugged the little person whom she missed every day like three autumns, but did not dare to act rashly.

……

three days later.

Qingyan woke up and found that Su Yi was gone.

Where did his wife go?
Qing Yan searched for her in his mansion but couldn't find her. He stood at the entrance of the main hall with a cold face, looked at the fairies serving below, and asked, "I still refuse to say, where did Madam go?"

"Qingyan, the servants really don't know..." The celestial beings trembled, could it be that all married men's tempers would turn bad?
Then they are really miserable.

Originally Qing Yan was not easy to provoke, if this temper was a little bit more stinky, would they still be able to survive?

"No, it must be that she gave you some benefits, you are not willing to say." Qing Yan narrowed his eyes, he knew the little girl's tricks very well.

"Really not!" Xian'e wanted to cry but had no tears. How optimistic is Qingyan about her little wife, thinking that they will betray him for a little lady who just came in?

"We turned the house upside down, but the lady still hasn't found it. Qing Yan... Could it be that this is not our problem, but that the lady wants to leave?..."

"Presumptuous!" Qing Yan yelled, and the three or four Xian'e who had followed Qing Yan for tens of thousands of years were all frightened by him and dared not speak.

Rather than being angry, it's more like being afraid. What if the little girl really ran away because she was afraid of him?
After all, these days, he has really gone too far.

(End of this chapter)