Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 11 Tianjin Volume: About Mirrors
The ancients said: "Using copper as a mirror, you can straighten your clothes; using the ancients as a mirror, you can know the ups and downs; using people as a mirror, you can understand the gains and losses." "Mirror" is another pair of eyes to understand oneself and the world.Today, more types of mirrors enrich the levels and colors of our perception: telescopes lead our sight to the distance, microscopes reveal the mystery of the microscopic world, reflective mirrors allow us to look forward and look back, and distorting mirrors transform a variety of ourselves , The prism set up a beautiful rainbow in front of us.These mirrors open up a multi-dimensional space for us, making our vision wider, our thoughts deeper and our hearts clearer.

Please choose at least two kinds of mirrors from telescopes, microscopes, mirrors, distorting mirrors, and prisms, and write an article based on your own insights.

God's Mirror Test

One day, God conducted an experiment with a special magnifying glass.He summoned a hundred teachers in China, looked at them with this special magnifying glass, and saw these mirror images——

The first teacher is a pig, the second teacher is a horse, the third teacher is a cow, the fourth teacher is a chicken, the fifth teacher is a duck, the sixth teacher is a cat, and the seventh teacher is a cow. The first teacher is a dog, the eighth teacher is a toad, the ninth teacher is a frog, the tenth teacher is a flea, No.11 is a salamander, No.12 is an earthworm, No.13 is a snake, No.14 is a parrot, No.15 is an owl, No.16 is a tiger, No.17 is a leopard, No.18 is a squirrel, No.19 is a wolf, No.20 It is a Tibetan mastiff, No.20 one is a Tibetan antelope, No.20 two are golden monkeys, No.20 three are hairy crabs, No.20 four are crabs, No.20 five are dung beetles, No.20 six One is a cockroach, No.20 seven is a fly, No.20 eight is a wasp, No.20 nine is a goose, No.30 is a white ant... No.40 is a yellow ant, No. No. 40, one is a pheasant, No. 40, two are elephants, No. 40, three are African lions, No. 40, four are hippopotamuses, No. 40, five are dolphins, No. 40, six are heads Polar bears, No.40 eight are crows, No.40 nine are magpies, one is a Congo water sloth, one is an Australian kangaroo, two are New Guinea singing dogs, three are African wild dogs, four One is a Bengal fox, five are raccoons, six are giant pandas, seven are sun bears, eight are Sulawesi raccoons, nine are African civets, and No.60 is an Ethiopian獛, No.60 one is a Canadian lynx, No.60 two are Taiwan monkeys, No.60 three are Mongolian wild donkeys, No.60 four are red pandas, No.60 five are pangolins, No.60 .60 six are green sea turtles, No.60 seven are mountain turtles, No.60 eight are big geckos, No.70 nine are tiger frogs, No.70 are leatherback turtles, No. No.70 is a giraffe, No.70 is two anteaters, No.70 is three African gorillas, No.70 is four manatees, No.70 is five civets, No.70 is six Dolphin, No.70 eight is a hedgehog, No.80 nine is an arctic fox, No.80 is a koala, No.80 is a hippopotamus, No.80 two is a whale, No.80 Three are ferrets, No.80 four are tail catfish, No.80 five are tail sharks, No.80 six are tail octopuses, No.80 seven are tail spines, No.80 eight are tail tails Freshwater fish, No.90 nine is a tail guppy, No.90 is a butterfly, No.90 one is a dragonfly, No.90 two is a scorpion, No.90 three is a coral, No.90 four One is a ciliate, No.90, five are leeches, No.90, six are crickets, No.90, seven are centipedes, N o.90 eight is a locust, No.[-] nine is a dinosaur, and the hundredth is a squid.

God came to this conclusion based on this experiment: the Chinese teacher, when zoomed in, is [-]% not human.

Comments: Brother, if you don't become a zoologist in the future, you will be blind for nothing.

mirror mirror

[roaring body]

Jie Nima is a mirror! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I'm clearly wearing a uniform, right? ! ! ! ! !
Damn, I am a beast in the mirror! ! ! !Why why! ! ! ! ! !

Is it because I am a city manager? ? ? ? ?Nima, our city manager, is also human! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
Just Nima relying on this skin! ! ! ! ! ! ! !After taking off this skin, we don't have any god horses! ! ! ! ! ! !have! ! ! ! !No! ! !have! ! ! ! !
【Major General】

Uh... What's the situation... It turns out that there are so many kinds of mirrors in the world... Mirrors... Eh... Various... Mirrors... In my world... Mirrors... are not important... In... My In the world... uh... mirrors... are actually clouds...

【Taobao Body】

Free shipping for all the mirrors in Tianjin, dear~!

Pro now buy a telescope to send a microscope oh dear ~!

It's valid if you take a photo~ If you don't take a photo, you won't give it away, dear~!

Remember to give a good review~!

Dear!
【Where the object】

Loves to fight, doesn't like to study, loves iron bars, and also loves rotten patrol cars.I'm not serious, I'm not like you, I'm a city manager.

【Qiong Yao style】

I really like, love, you are in my heart, you are like a mirror in my heart, you are like a happy and beautiful distorting mirror, in my heart, you are like a telescope with high vision, in my heart, you are like a small view Big microscope, in my heart, you are like a colorful prism, in my heart, you are like a beautiful and clear mirror...I really like you very much.

【School Body】

Everyone who looked in the mirror in the college entrance examination room was an angel with broken wings in his previous life. You can't afford to hurt someone who uses a microscope and a magnifying glass at the same time! !
Girl, if you meet a liberal arts man who can use a microscope, marry him... 5 things you must do before the college entrance examination: look at a distorting mirror, use a telescope, use a microscope, use a prism, and use a mirror...

【Show me online body】

Because of the mirror, it has personality.

Choose a personal life, starting from the mirror.

Design our mirrors and set my trends.

【Into the Science Body】

A family in a certain community received a mysterious package one day. The packaging was exquisite and gorgeous, but it was very light, not like something very expensive.But things are far from that simple... When the family opened the outer package, something unexpected happened. Inside the package was a face of KB, which frightened the family. Is it a prank or a threat?What will be inside?Please pay attention to "Approaching Science"...Conclusion: The package is a mirror, and the face of KB is the hostess of this family herself.

Comments: The last paragraph is the best.

Time flies like water, beautiful family like flowers

The world in the mirror is so beautiful, tranquil, sad and melancholy.

Looking at his sideburns like snow in the mirror, I couldn't help but sigh: "Hey, he really went with her."

And leave me alone.

The flowers fell into a pool of spring water. Shi Kun was 17 years old that year, and I was also 17 years old.In that late spring, he took off his clothes and slid slowly into the pool.

I was already inside, my body was flushed red, like a little rabbit, looking at him anxiously.

There are mirrors all around the pool.

Tall, bright, stern looking at us.

He was twice as tall as I was, and as slender as I was, with a curvy butt.

He walked over, and in a pool of dense water vapor, I heard the sound of water rushing over, and then those ripples slapped between my legs, wave after wave.I can't hold it anymore.

The ripples with his temperature, as if with magic power, went straight into my heart.

And in the mirror, I saw him push me down.

I just remember spinning and a dank smell hit my face.

I was seventeen that year, and Shi Kun was also seventeen.

My sister was fifteen that year.

"Brother, what are you thinking?" I was awakened by her, the wind outside the window smelled of buckwheat, and hibiscus bloomed dazzlingly.

The dust of summer, the wind of spring.

"Brother, what do you think of Shi Kun?" She actually asked him!

"Brother, I like him."

But, he was already with me.

The curtains fluttered, and another gust of wind came, but I was sweating profusely.

At that time, I was young, I didn't know how big the world was, and I was full of expectations.But now I can rely on my own efforts to realize every dream.

For example, Shi Kun.I can wrap around his neck and listen to his story of how he fought with the general in flower armor in Snow Country.His slender mouth and slightly rolled sideburns fascinated me.

There was a flash of resentment in the corridor.

is my sister.

I chased after him: "Yingning, you have to listen to my explanation."

She flung her hands away, covering her face and ran away.She cried sadly, and I was even more sad.

Turning around, Shi Kun was looking resentfully at Ying Ning who had disappeared into the magnolia bushes.

The mirrors were all cracked.On that gloomy morning.

I rushed out with disheveled hair, holding a letter in my hand, it was written by him who had been tender with me last night.He said he went with her.The letter also said that we were wrong: "Male and female are not distinguished..."

I stumbled to the place where we first met.

I see them.

He hugged her, and both of them had white hair.They were smiling, with strange faces.I can't wake up any of them.

The two people I love the most have left me like this.

Time is the knife.My tears are gone.

Sure enough, he still followed her.

what!I am full of God!

I picked up those broken mirrors and thrust them down my throat...

Comments: I have watched too much of Liao Zhai, and it seems that I have not woken up yet.The head teacher has long issued repeated orders: "Candidates are not allowed to watch TV before the college entrance examination, especially TV series such as "Liao Zhai" and "Huan Zhu Ge Ge", otherwise they will lose their minds in the examination room." But you just don't listen...

My eyes are a distorting mirror
A said that you should prepare well before the college entrance examination, and you can't relax all the time. After the college entrance examination, you can play freely.

B said that before the college entrance examination, he should be crazy, otherwise he would be nervous, wouldn't it be worse if he made a mistake in the exam?Therefore, the college entrance examination must relax, relax, and relax again.

Of the two extreme but equally plausible statements, I chose B and decided to do so.

I believe that most people are willing to choose B, but not many people dare to do so.

There are exactly seven days before the college entrance examination, which is also the day when the soul of the dead returns home in Chinese funeral customs.Is it too much to use this method to describe the college entrance examination?But I think it is very appropriate, because the college entrance examination = death.

It's time to die, and you're going to part ways with your best friends, so why pretend to be aloof?Well, I'm a rich girl, but I'm not a princess.

I wasn't prepared for it, but the worst wasn't me.

In order to escape the pressure, several male students in the class made an appointment together and bought a telescope to peek at the hotel near the school.That hotel is the most famous nightclub in the city, and you can be called a lady in a proper way, and those ladies who only wear a small cloth often appear near the hotel.

I really couldn't see it, so I patted a boy on the head and shouted: "You will turn 18 in a few days, you are an adult, if you want to see it, just go and see it, what kind of binoculars do you use, don't you lose face you?"

He looked at me with a pouty mouth, and wanted to refute, I patted him again, and continued to scold: "Seriously find a girl you like, can't you treat her well? Those girls have all turned into masks. Heavy makeup, do you think she must be beautiful? So what if she is beautiful? So what if she has a good figure? Do you like someone who approaches you for money?"

Finally, the classmate couldn't bear it any longer, so he covered my mouth and handed the binoculars in front of me: "Take a look before you talk!"

To convince him, I had to poke my head into the binoculars.The telescope did pull the line of sight far away, but a pair of strange eyes appeared not far away.I was taken aback immediately, but I had to stay calm, or I would lose my momentum.Looking carefully, these eyes actually moved with my eyeballs. I put the binoculars a little farther away, but saw my own face, a distorted and ugly face that belonged to me.

"Do you know what I'm looking at now?" The classmate didn't mean to make fun of me, but his voice was extremely low.

I nodded and blushed.

"So can you see what I see?" The classmate asked a deeper question, and everyone else looked puzzled, and some even laughed, but I knew they didn't understand what he said, but I did.

I saw it, seeing the distorted, truest self through the distorting mirror of the disguised telescope.

Well, I admit that I have a dirty mind and always think that men are obscene and shameful.Well, I also admit that Dad is here a lot, and the word "entertainment" has turned our cabin into a mansion, so the word has now been elevated to the status of grandeur.

When I found a "fourth-person" me in the distorting mirror, I realized that seeing the world in the fourth person is the most real, although it is painful, but happy.

On the day of the execution, I used this story to write a composition that I was very satisfied with, but maybe the teacher would give me a "zero score".

Comments: There is an extra person in the rigid composition, the fourth person is really great!
what i want is a flat mirror
In fact, what I want is different from what the teacher and I want. This problem does not exist every day or two.I don't want to do homework, the teacher gives us homework... and so on and so forth.

This time is the same. Among so many mirrors, I actually like the most ordinary, most common and most useful flat mirror.Do you know why?

In fact, there are many benefits of flat mirrors, because I am a boy, and I usually like to make shapes.Like me, seven days a week, six days I grab pomade, spray hairspray, and style my hair.Although the initial shape is good, but after a long time, it is always not so strong, and it will always soften.At this time, I need a plane mirror, and compare it with the mirror to reshape my hair.

Over time, I also gained a good reputation - the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up when going out!

You said, can telescopes, microscopes, mirrors, and distorting mirrors have such an effect?

I can only see the hairstyles of other people in the distance with a telescope, and I can only see the pores of the person in front of me with a microscope. I can use a reflector, but usually the reflector is installed on the car. If I use the reflector to trim my hairstyle, I will Worried about the wind outside the window... Not to mention the unreliable distorting mirror, my handsomeness is distorted by the mirror.

To sum up, I still hope to have an ordinary flat mirror, anytime, anywhere, I can take it out to make hairstyles, oh yeah!
Also, flat mirrors are also very useful when buying clothes.

You also know the group of clothes shoppers out there who always say: "Wow, handsome guy, this dress really suits you!" "You look so stylish in this dress!" "This dress was designed just for you." Woolen cloth."

Hehe, it’s okay to deceive those little boys who don’t often buy clothes with these things. As a senior shopper, I know the tricks, so when I buy clothes, I use a flat mirror to make judgments, so I don’t listen to the salesperson’s praise .

When I show up in front of the flat mirror in a new suit...

"Hey, this body is really handsome, it really suits me!"

"Going out can fascinate many girls again, and this is it."

"I look very mature in this dress, I like it so much..."

Only when I describe myself so modestly, I will spend money to buy clothes. After all, when buying clothes, you have to see it first, don’t you?
Brother, I don't want to spend these wronged money, let those fools spend the wronged money.

Now you know why I like plane mirrors. In front of plane mirrors, I am imposing and majestic.To hell with those dodgy mirrors!Let those crushes who admire me lean over!I'll sing you love songs at midnight...

Brother, I don't say "goodbye" to you, I never want to see you again!
Comments: The marking teacher said: "You don't want to see brother, but brother wants to see you. Brother give you a big duck egg, see you next year!"

(End of this chapter)