Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 13 Anhui Volume: Time Is Passing (2)
You saw those days rush by, time passed like a stream, and the clearest part of this stream I saw was the tears you shed for me.

I really have nothing, time passes like an hourglass, I'm stuck in this quicksand, I can't get out.

Time is passing, and what is passing is my dream.

At that time I was obsessed with white skirts, and my dream was to be a nurse.Nurses are angels in white, and angels in white are the most respected, and they can bloom their beauty in the intoxicating night.

I saw the ship that so often appeared in my dreams galloping towards me.

The flutes and drums sounded on the hull of the boat slowly approaching. Teacher, I was actually nervous. I don’t know what to write now.I was influenced by my Chinese teacher.I am the school belle of Xuancheng No. [-] Middle School, and people usually call me a talented girl, but I really don’t know what’s wrong here, I can’t write anything... time is passing.

So embarrassing.Time is passing.

Time is passing, sister, what is passing is not time, what is passing is mine, loneliness.

Comments: The writing is acceptable, but incomprehensible.

time is passing Ⅲ
OMG!Time is passing!After a while, you have changed from a pink and tender young lady to a super wretched uncle!It's heartbreaking...

When you were 1 year old, your chin was dripping all over your face, and your giggles sounded very obscene... What?You said you are two years older than me?Oh yes, I didn't seem to be born at that time, did I?But how clever I am!Through your current wretched state, I saw your scene more than ten years ago... Well, you still tried your best to eat your mother's tofu at that time!Hmm, she really has the potential of a wretched uncle!
When you were 3 years old, you staggered when you walked, and liked to run under the skirts of beautiful aunts and look up for a long time... Sure enough, your wretched nature began to play a role at that time?From this point of view, your becoming the current wretched uncle is indeed an inevitable result!

When you were 5 years old, you always made other people's little sister cry, and then pretended to comfort her and went over to grab the oil... Ah!I can't help it, did anyone see your wretched nature at that time?There is wood!What's wrong?You don't admit it?I have proof!Look, this is a photo of dried shrimps?Oops, want to snatch it?Miss Ben, I will not let you succeed!

Drink some water to moisten your throat and continue talking!
When you were 7 years old, you entered elementary school, and you became even more arrogant in elementary school!Even a beautiful teacher dares to covet her!Going to the office every day to ask the teacher to punish you to stand, I really wonder if your head was caught by the door at that time?It really looks like someone who escaped from the green hills!Am I right?

When you were 9 years old, you became obsessed with Japanese manga because your drawing skills are good and bold!Whenever you stare at the beautiful girls in the comics with your little eyes full of love, I believe that many people will be smiling and watching your foolishness!Poor kid...

At the age of 11, you finally know how to start studying!Chinese is your favorite, right?I also like to write some very hypocritical sentences, such as "Oh! The wind is strong... I won't be blown away", or "Today the spring breeze blows into my heart... My heart is numb..." Let me tell you, my miss, I am also numb!Mushy!
When you were 15 years old, you were admitted to the middle school where Ms. Ben was, and you became colleagues with Ms. Ben!At this time, you always like to eat girls' tofu!That salty pig's hand rested on the shoulders of all the girls for a long time!With an innocent expression on his face?sorry!Miss Ben won't eat this set!A fist came over, Hula!
At 18, you're finally laid off!Miss Ben and all the girls cheered happily, and at the same time warned the freshmen to be ruthless when they meet such a boy!Don't give him tofu for nothing!You didn't deny it, it seems that we really guessed right!You are a wretched uncle who is experienced to the bone!
From 1 year old to now 18 years old, I really have to sigh, time is passing!

What?You said you have never experienced it?what!normal!I didn't even know such a wretched fake uncle like you back then!

Forehead?You ask me where did I hear these things?Ha, I must have made this up!Whoa!
Comments: No rumors allowed!

Time is passing IV
——It is better to study PP than to study stereotyped writing
Time is passing, and in a blink of an eye I have ushered in the third college entrance examination in my life.The first time I lost my name to Sun Shan, Sun Shan had just arrived at the second special line, but he didn't fill in the second special course, so he chose him for the repeat study, and he chose to accompany me for the second college entrance examination.The second time I was also named Luosun Shan, but this time I fell a little far, but it's not my fault: he got the second book, and I was still one point away from the second special line.The class teacher praised me for the extraordinarily stable grades, unlike Sun Shan who fluctuated more.I am proud, and I also think that I am more reliable than Sun Shan, but unfortunately, the post-90s MMs in the class are unwilling to lean on my shoulders.Smart eyes know heroes, how many women can have smart eyes?Not only a pair of mortal eyes, but also a pair of colored contact lenses or sunglasses at most.

Time is passing, we are sailing on the river of time, and floating corpses float down from the upper reaches.This one is Qinhuang, that one is Hanwu; this one is Yuhuan, and that one is Feiyan.Those who can retell their genealogy become historians, and those who tell a few paragraphs of their stories become writers.Then these folks made up teaching materials and made up test papers to make things difficult for us. I think this is really fucking nonsense, and it makes me really sick.Those who know the genealogy of Emperor Qin, Han and Wu are obviously themselves, but I have never heard that they were historians.They are also the ones who are most familiar with the romantic affairs of Huanfei Yanshou, but I have never heard of them calling themselves writers.I was so angry that I closed my eyes, but I was delighted to see that Wu XX was also among them.Why can't such a people's artist who is deeply loved by the masses appear in the college entrance examination paper?Do not pay attention to these subjects that are closely related to the happiness of people's lives, but engage in some dispensable crooked ways, human beings, don't you think you are ridiculous?I really want to shout loudly: It is better to study PP than to study stereotyped essays for exams.But thinking that this slogan also has stereotyped lingering poison, I gave up with a long sigh.

Time is passing, there are only 10 minutes left in a Chinese test, and I have written almost 600 words, and I plan to make up another 400 words.Some people say that time is like a woman's breast, there will always be a squeeze.It would be even more perfect if it could be poured with some water.

The emperor was the biggest rapist, against the will of so many women, forcibly selected them into the palace.The most hateful thing is that many beauties spent their youth in the palace in vain, without even getting a chance to rape them.So I think that what determines the difference between everyone is not whether they are hooligans or not, but their status.

Time is passing, the final exam bell is about to ring, I look at the invigilator, and the invigilator also looks at me, both of them have happy smiles on their faces, she has been invigilating me for three years, and we are all looking forward to it again next year Meet in the examination room.Don't say anything, this is the legendary ape dung.

Comments: Study PP?Why not study stereotyped essays!

time is passing
Over the years, I have become less and less concerned about doing things. Sometimes I feel that I am already old when I am so young?I thought probably not.

When I was young, the crops in the field grew very well, one by one, passed through the hands of my parents. Although the children in the city did not understand, I knew that it was a year of hard work. .It’s different now, I’m gone, walking farther and farther, besides going to school, I’m constantly thinking about money, the future, what dreams are there to talk about?
Now, when I sit in this examination room and look at those nasty teachers walking around in front of me, I can't help being surprised.I remembered what the teacher said, after being tired in the third year of high school, when you go to college, you can play however you want!What kind of talk is this, I go to school just to play, the world is impermanent!
Think back to when I read Zhu Ziqing's "Hurrying", "The swallows have gone, and they will come again; the willows will wither, and they will be green again; the peach blossoms have faded, and they will bloom again. But, smart, you tell me, Why are our days gone forever?", I kept thinking, why is this life so beautiful, seeing these things every day.What are you still lamenting, be content, be content.I don't know how the old man will feel if he can see our life like this.

When I saw the topic of this composition, I felt very powerful. Time is like a cloud, and life is like this.Whatever it is, I think with time, I can go to my college and do my period.Come out to take an examination of a civil servant, call out to serve the people every day, and go deep into the fields...

As time goes by, I have to think about the house, think about my wife, think about my children!All of this will come with time. Without a house, no one wants to be with you. The housing prices are so high now.If I can control housing prices one day, I will clean up all these so-called predators in real estate, at least they must be able to afford houses.

People's hearts have also changed now, girlfriends are becoming more and more snobbish, people shouldn't be like this.Be simple, be sincere.Many of the girls in our class are dressed up beautifully. They are unfaithful with this one today and that one tomorrow!Think about the past, how important love is, it's all the fault of time, time has changed too much.

If I have a child, I must tell him well, child, this is not your fault, it is time.We human beings were not like this in the past. Human beings were very good in the past. Don’t get entangled and learn to face it!Because time will pass, time will change everything, just like the composition in front of you.

Finally, I would like to write a sentence: pay homage to time.

Comments: I salute you!

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