Don't laugh, I'm a zero score composition in the college entrance examination

Chapter 17 Liaoning Roll: Apple (1)
Read the following material and write an article of no less than 800 words as required:

A philosopher held up an apple and said to his students: "I just picked this apple from the orchard. Do you smell its fragrance?" : Smell it.

The philosopher went up to the students again and asked them to smell it.Some said they smelled it, and some said they smelled it without smelling it. Only three students remained silent.The philosopher said: "What's the matter with you?" One of the students smelled it again and said: "I don't smell anything." Another student came up and touched it and said: "What kind of apple is this?" He said lazily, "Teacher, I caught a cold today."

The philosopher showed the apple to the students, and it turned out to be a fake apple made of wax.

It is required to choose a good angle, clarify the concept, and determine the style of writing. Do not deviate from the scope of the materials given, do not copy, and do not plagiarize.

The most deceitful of philosophers

Such a philosopher had better not be seen by me.

I'm one of the people who hates such secretive, shy philosophers the most.

He can smell whatever he wants you to smell, and he can smell whatever he wants you to smell.Then he said that three people didn't say anything, one said it had no smell, one touched it and said what kind of apple it was, and one said he had a cold.

What does this topic mean?
Why are the people on this proposition so confused? With so many people, who should I use as an entry point to write about?
It is also necessary to choose a good angle and clarify the concept.I think there is a big problem with your conception of this topic!
"That time you cried and said to me that philosophers are all liars." I thought so too. When I was young, I studied Socrates. Socrates was my father's idol, but my father said Socrates was very wise. , is to ask us to know ourselves, and I feel that I have never known myself.

But Socrates had a tragic ending. He was voted to death by their elders. Hey, tell me, why is democracy so horrible!A student of Socrates was Plato at that time. Plato said, Master, you should run away, and I will help you.Socrates said, I want to respect democracy, then he drank the poison and died.

You say that philosophers are not lying.

So two, don't even want your own life, why give people apples.Or candle dripping apples!
Socrates said, I know I don't know, so I am the wisest.When I was young, my father wanted to cultivate my philosophical thinking, so he taught me all these thoughts of Socrates. He asked me to memorize them by rote, and said that I should lay a solid foundation. Step by step, philosophers come down one by one to cultivate me. become a philosopher.

These examples of Socrates are awesome. It took me a year to remember them. As a result, I only remember three people, Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle.

Later, my father gave up the idea of ​​raising me to be a philosopher.I asked him why he educated me that way back then, and he said, "That's how I caught up with your mother!"

I thought it was plausible, so I also mentioned Socrates to a girl I had been secretly in love with, but she didn’t even look at me, she only liked "Bronze", my rotten girls were ruthlessly despised.

This is not the only sad reminder. Since my memory was overused when I was a child, I no longer want to spend energy on studying. Up to now, those three people are the most impressive in my mind.Philosophers are really evil.

The flowers are fragrant and the willows are green. In the second year of high school, I was diagnosed as "imaginary schizophrenia". My father's eyes lit up and he said, there is a play, and he bought me a lot of painting tools. He asked me to paint. He said Fan?Gao is a schizophrenic.He said that painting is very popular now, girls don't have to chase after it, as long as you paint, they will gather together.

You said, my dad is annoying enough, even more annoying than that philosopher!

Comments: The mental state of this buddy needs to be verified.Although there are such objective reasons, his compositions cannot be treated specially.

apple, apple

When I see the word "apple", I feel very kind, whether it is the word "apple" in Chinese or "apple" in English, because my hometown is Yantai, as we all know, Yantai is rich in apples, as the saying goes Said that the mountains and rivers in my hometown are also beautiful.Yes, everyone loves their hometown, and I love mine, so when I see something related to Apple, I feel very close.So, I'm going to say it out loud, I love you, Apple.

"Apple" also reminds me of a movie, played by Fan Bingbing and Tong Dawei, the name is "Apple".Because Fan Bingbing is from Shandong, I have always liked her very much. When "Apple" was broadcast, I wanted to watch it. Later, the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television banned the broadcast because the movie was pornographic and violent.I have never understood what is very pornographic and violent. I am a very curious person, so I have always wanted to learn what is very pornographic and violent through this movie.So I searched the Internet every day, and every time I searched, it was an edited version. Until now, I don't know what it means to be very pornographic and violent.You said why it is so difficult for me to receive a "very pornographic and violent" basic education, so I wondered if there was a conflict between the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television and the Ministry of Education.

I still have an Apple mobile phone, and it is not a parallel import.I was the first one in our class to buy an iPhone, because in our small town, ordinary people are really reluctant to use Apple, let alone a student.I am the first one to use apples in our class, and I really think it is very face-saving.How should I put it, although my dad is not a coal boss or Li Gang, but my dad is a clerk who sells iPhones in a mobile phone store.I told my dad, Dad, I just want to take a look at the iPhone. Don’t you sell iPhones? You take a phone home and I’m satisfied after just one look.Didn't I take the college entrance examination this year?If you let me take a look, I will definitely be admitted to a good university, or I will show you a bad university.If I don't do well in the college entrance examination, the pressure to buy a house and marry a wife will be all on you.My dad is a famous university student, how could he bear such threats, so he took a mobile phone from the mobile phone store and showed it to me.And you can only look at it, not touch it.While he was not paying attention, I grabbed the apple in my hand and scratched it with a knife.My dad looked at it and said dumbfoundingly, son, I wanted to give you one after you finished the college entrance examination. I was afraid that it would delay your study now, but it’s okay if you have it now, just don’t forget to study. Sorry, I shouldn't have been so naughty.I wrote it today, and I feel a lot more comfortable.Dad, your son must work hard to repay your old man.

Finally, I would like to talk about Jobs. He is my idol. He said a word that I will always remember in my heart—the difference between a leader and a follower lies in innovation.So at any time, I have been pursuing innovation, so my composition today is also relatively innovative. No matter what, I must be different, so that it is meaningful to live, isn't it?

Comments: Must be different to be meaningful?

teacher fart
I still remember a long time ago, when I was still in the second year of high school, something like this happened in our class...

I was having a Chinese class that day, and our Chinese teacher was an old man who was nearly sixty years old. His hair was thin, white and black, and occasionally he smiled with a smell of cigarettes in his mouth.He is usually very kind to us, he keeps smiling when he sees us, and we are also very kind, holding back the smell of cigarettes and not breaking out.

It's not that we don't want to explode, we also want to tell the teacher, teacher, can you smoke two less cigarettes?
But we dare not, just like when the teacher farted that day, our whole class lied.

In the middle of the Chinese class, the teacher asked us to recite ancient poems by name. He randomly called names, and we stood up as needed.Almost when the fourth person stood up to recite, there was a crisp "flutter" sound in the classroom.

We didn't understand what was going on at first, I looked at you, you looked at me, and finally the teacher said a word, and we understood.

The Chinese teacher asked us: "Just now there was a fart in the classroom..."

A group of us pretended to be confused, and looked around the classroom with confused eyes, but we didn't dare to look at the teacher. We wanted to avoid evil, but how could we know that omens are hard to hide?

The teacher asked the person who was reciting ancient poems: "What did you hear? Did you smell something?"

The buddy who recited ancient poems shook his head: "Teacher, didn't you ask me to recite ancient poems?"

This buddy is ruthless enough, he just said what the teacher said, and he didn't blush when he lied. Everyone knows that our teacher likes farting, loud farts, and stinky farts.

The teacher thought for a while, then asked the buddy standing in front of me: "What about you?"

The buddy in front of me turned pale, jumped up and stood on his seat, lowered his head and looked around: "What is it?"

The teacher looked at the buddy twice, and then asked him to sit down. When he sat down, I saw his face twitching through his face showing his back, as if he was holding back something...

The teacher thought about it, but he still seemed a little unwilling, so he called my name again. I panicked at that time, NND, why did you call me?What kind of reason should I make up?

Deaf?Blind?Nose stuffed?
The teacher will definitely scold me, so what class do you still have?Go to the hospital to see a doctor!And I don't dare to use such an excuse, I'm afraid I'll laugh, and I'll reveal everything when I smile...

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