Fast pass system: beat BOSS, spread dog food!
Chapter 1 Help, Aunt Who Can Talk
Chapter 1 Help, Talking Aunt Towel
She has been in S City for seven years, and she works overtime every day, and has dark circles under her eyes for 365 days without any dead ends to accompany her.
As soon as I went to the capitalist to discuss a salary increase, the capitalist said that he wanted to lay off employees; the children of the two elementary school classmates who grew up together can hold hands, and she has never slept with a man; the house price here has soared from [-] to [-], and she Can't even afford a toilet...
Bai Xiaoyuan, oh Bai Xiaoyuan, why did you fail like this!
The new girl has been promoted to the manager, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bai Xiaoyuan was very angry, she slammed the toilet door shut with a bang, and sat on the toilet angrily, the internal fire made her whole body burn.
However, she is still in her menstrual period today, and her temper is very dry.
And I ran into two gossiping women gossiping about her in the bathroom, "Oh, Xiao Wang, have you heard? The newcomer Xiao Zhou has been promoted, and Bai Xiaoyuan has been with the company for seven years, and he is still the same."
"She, I heard that the salary has not been raised once. It seems that both of us have raised our salary twice."
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Bai Xiaoyuan was in a certain toilet cubicle behind the two gossiping women. She was furious when she heard it, but she didn't dare to rush out and tear her face.Yes, she is such an ostrich.
Every time she encounters such a thing, she can only complain silently in her heart, and cheer herself up by the way.
"The boss doesn't raise the salary! The husband was not born! The house can't be bought! The work is endless! I don't want to live such a life, I want a life that is different every day! The world wants to be wonderful because of me! I! Yes! Come on! Come on! "
After shouting these few words in his heart, Bai Xiaoyuan lowered his head in resignation, planning to tear off the dirty aunt's towel and replace it with a new one.
But when her hand just touched the aunt's towel, she heard a strange roar!
【Stop, you dare to touch me!】
What?
Bai Xiaoyuan was stunned. This... this sound seemed to come from her aunt's scarf?
A bloody aunt's towel?
talking to her?
OMG, "Help!" Bai Xiaoyuan couldn't help but yelled.
【Are you crazy!Do you want everyone to watch you take off your pants and bleed? ] That strange voice sounded again.
Bai Xiaoyuan quickly covered her mouth, looked around, "You, who are you?" She poked her aunt's scarf, "Are you talking?"
[Yes, it's me. 】The sound is really 100% coming from the aunt's towel.
Bai Xiaoyuan's heartbeat almost stopped, help, monster!
[Don't be silly, I'm not a monster, I've heard what you just said, and the matching rate is 95%, so I bound you. 】
"What... what do you mean?"
[Stupid, don't talk, you can communicate with me with your thoughts. 】
"Thinking...thinking? I'm going crazy now, do I still have that thing?" After Bai Xiaoyuan finished speaking, he realized that his voice was too loud, so he closed his eyes and silently recited what he wanted to say in his heart.
[...I feel like I've misjudged it, damn it, the binding procedure is irreversible, so hurry up and start acting. 】The strange and distorted voice rang in Bai Xiaoyuan's mind again.
"Move, wait, why are you binding me?"
[You are a single dog, you said you want to live a different life every day, I am such a wonderful daily harvesting male god tailor-made system for single dogs, do you have any problems binding you? 】
"How...how was it bound?"
【Blood. 】
"Ahem, blood." Bai Xiaoyuan pointed to his bloody aunt's towel, "So that's it. So you are a system, so can I throw the aunt's towel into the trash can now?"
【Stupid, if you want to carry this all the time, I don't mind. 】
"..." This system is a bit poisonous.
"Then if I bind you, what price will I have to pay for living a wonderful life?" Bai Xiaoyuan worried that he had jumped into a pit of fire.
【cost?The rewards obtained by completing tasks in my system can be used in real life, but they will be destroyed if they fail to complete the tasks. Do you think this is a price? 】
"My grass...can you unbind it?" Bai Xiaoyuan said silently in her heart.
[Sorry, the binding procedure is irreversible.Don't talk nonsense, start quickly, I'm in a hurry, finish the task early, so that I can pass the test early and officially put it on the shelves. 】
My mother, this is still a test suit... Bai Xiaoyuan burst into tears.
... Supplement, upgrade the text, the world is from easy to difficult, I hope everyone will be patient.There will not be a particularly difficult BOSS at the beginning
Every time you open a new article, it's like starting a new round of single-player journey, please interact, angels!
(End of this chapter)
She has been in S City for seven years, and she works overtime every day, and has dark circles under her eyes for 365 days without any dead ends to accompany her.
As soon as I went to the capitalist to discuss a salary increase, the capitalist said that he wanted to lay off employees; the children of the two elementary school classmates who grew up together can hold hands, and she has never slept with a man; the house price here has soared from [-] to [-], and she Can't even afford a toilet...
Bai Xiaoyuan, oh Bai Xiaoyuan, why did you fail like this!
The new girl has been promoted to the manager, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bai Xiaoyuan was very angry, she slammed the toilet door shut with a bang, and sat on the toilet angrily, the internal fire made her whole body burn.
However, she is still in her menstrual period today, and her temper is very dry.
And I ran into two gossiping women gossiping about her in the bathroom, "Oh, Xiao Wang, have you heard? The newcomer Xiao Zhou has been promoted, and Bai Xiaoyuan has been with the company for seven years, and he is still the same."
"She, I heard that the salary has not been raised once. It seems that both of us have raised our salary twice."
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Bai Xiaoyuan was in a certain toilet cubicle behind the two gossiping women. She was furious when she heard it, but she didn't dare to rush out and tear her face.Yes, she is such an ostrich.
Every time she encounters such a thing, she can only complain silently in her heart, and cheer herself up by the way.
"The boss doesn't raise the salary! The husband was not born! The house can't be bought! The work is endless! I don't want to live such a life, I want a life that is different every day! The world wants to be wonderful because of me! I! Yes! Come on! Come on! "
After shouting these few words in his heart, Bai Xiaoyuan lowered his head in resignation, planning to tear off the dirty aunt's towel and replace it with a new one.
But when her hand just touched the aunt's towel, she heard a strange roar!
【Stop, you dare to touch me!】
What?
Bai Xiaoyuan was stunned. This... this sound seemed to come from her aunt's scarf?
A bloody aunt's towel?
talking to her?
OMG, "Help!" Bai Xiaoyuan couldn't help but yelled.
【Are you crazy!Do you want everyone to watch you take off your pants and bleed? ] That strange voice sounded again.
Bai Xiaoyuan quickly covered her mouth, looked around, "You, who are you?" She poked her aunt's scarf, "Are you talking?"
[Yes, it's me. 】The sound is really 100% coming from the aunt's towel.
Bai Xiaoyuan's heartbeat almost stopped, help, monster!
[Don't be silly, I'm not a monster, I've heard what you just said, and the matching rate is 95%, so I bound you. 】
"What... what do you mean?"
[Stupid, don't talk, you can communicate with me with your thoughts. 】
"Thinking...thinking? I'm going crazy now, do I still have that thing?" After Bai Xiaoyuan finished speaking, he realized that his voice was too loud, so he closed his eyes and silently recited what he wanted to say in his heart.
[...I feel like I've misjudged it, damn it, the binding procedure is irreversible, so hurry up and start acting. 】The strange and distorted voice rang in Bai Xiaoyuan's mind again.
"Move, wait, why are you binding me?"
[You are a single dog, you said you want to live a different life every day, I am such a wonderful daily harvesting male god tailor-made system for single dogs, do you have any problems binding you? 】
"How...how was it bound?"
【Blood. 】
"Ahem, blood." Bai Xiaoyuan pointed to his bloody aunt's towel, "So that's it. So you are a system, so can I throw the aunt's towel into the trash can now?"
【Stupid, if you want to carry this all the time, I don't mind. 】
"..." This system is a bit poisonous.
"Then if I bind you, what price will I have to pay for living a wonderful life?" Bai Xiaoyuan worried that he had jumped into a pit of fire.
【cost?The rewards obtained by completing tasks in my system can be used in real life, but they will be destroyed if they fail to complete the tasks. Do you think this is a price? 】
"My grass...can you unbind it?" Bai Xiaoyuan said silently in her heart.
[Sorry, the binding procedure is irreversible.Don't talk nonsense, start quickly, I'm in a hurry, finish the task early, so that I can pass the test early and officially put it on the shelves. 】
My mother, this is still a test suit... Bai Xiaoyuan burst into tears.
... Supplement, upgrade the text, the world is from easy to difficult, I hope everyone will be patient.There will not be a particularly difficult BOSS at the beginning
Every time you open a new article, it's like starting a new round of single-player journey, please interact, angels!
(End of this chapter)
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