I picked up Easter eggs in the glory of the king

Chapter 83 Make them wait
After a brief greeting, Lin Xiang looked at the phone screen.

On the screen are the golden sentences of hate people found by Baidu.

Then, look at ten lines, exhale fragrance, without stopping.

The talent of photographic memory filled his mind with countless incisive summaries from netizens.

With amazing memory, Lin Xiang even had time to combine slightly repeated sentences...

"You guys don't want to waste precious resources. Your mouth is almost as good as a sophisticated fertilizer machine..."

"A group of fish that slipped through the net of quality education gathered together is like a large apology advertisement for Durex..."

"As long as your parents were careful at the time, there would not be so much garbage that needs to be sorted in today's society..."

Lin Xiang's tone was very flat, neither happy nor angry, and he didn't even deliberately modify his tone.

But just so, with the kind of indifference that frustrates trolls the most, and a sense of being factual.

This kind of context is considered to be a higher level in the human world.

Because the most fearful thing for scolders is that they cannot have an emotional effect.

Lin Xiang was fine, he was like a ball of cotton, and it was very hard to hit him.

And when he sprayed people, it was the kind of serious lecture from the teacher in the classroom, explaining one thing to the person sprayed-you are worthless, you are a piece of garbage.

Do not believe?

Do you think I'm joking?
Do you think I'm maliciously spreading rumors about you in anger?

no!
So, what I said is true...

The black fan with a bad mentality clicked on the chat box on the spot, the Jiugongge popped up, and typed a long paragraph of words to reply, only to realize that the live broadcast room was banned...

I'm so hasty! ! ! !

For them, the mute function is like a rope, which is firmly tied, and any attack method cannot be released, and can only be slaughtered by the enemy.

Now, they were slaughtered continuously and mercilessly by Lin Xiang for more than ten minutes.

There are almost no repeated sentences.

Every word is like a sharp knife, each sentence is a different sharp knife, scraping their eardrums and piercing their glass heart!

Enemies hurt, loved ones fast!

The old fans in Mengmeng's live broadcast room let out a bad breath once again.

During this period of time, the cuteness and softness really made them aggrieved to the extreme!
If Lin Shen had appeared earlier, how dare these trolls be so rampant!
This tone finally came out.

Millions of old fans collectively bought gifts.

Even a certain eight-year-old girl impulsively confessed to her parents that she secretly used the money in the card to swipe gifts, and asked her parents to let her swipe it again, this time she must swipe!
So, she was spanked.

But the little girl is very strong, even if she cries and admits her mistakes, she still has to watch the live broadcast. She also said that during this period of time, she was bullied by the Internet in the live broadcast room, and the idol is venting her anger on her behalf.

At this time, how could she back down?

She even expressed her feelings about this incident to her parents in a serious manner like writing a Chinese test paper: "Even if thousands of people scold me, I will not be angry. I will calmly improve myself, study hard, and learn something. Educate them!"

Her parents just stayed.

The two discussed it, and for the sake of the daughter's confession, the father decided to return the phone to her...

And the parents also thought of their responsibilities as parents. One put down the phone, the other turned off the TV, and leaned next to her daughter to listen to her excitedly telling the story of "Lin Shen"...

When the little girl was being beaten, Lin Xiang had already finished spamming.

The silence in the live broadcast room was unresolved.

The only sound is Mengmeng's occasional urging:

"Brother, are you finished? Xiao Ran is waiting for you..."

At first, Lin Xiang didn't return.

Because Lin Xiang's cousin returned to WeChat after get off work, and the siblings were chatting about the past, so they didn't have time to talk to Xiao Ran.

But the siblings really didn't have much in common. After a brief chat, Lin Xiang asked, "Sister, there is a certain sound on your phone, right?"

"The memory is not enough, so I uninstalled it, what's wrong?" asked the cousin.

"Download again, watch my live broadcast, and let you see how much money I am making, brother." Lin Xiang said proudly.

"Well, you wait."

Lin Xiang had a showdown with his cousin just now, saying that he is now working part-time as a live broadcast, which will not delay his studies and can also earn a lot of money.

Although the cousin knows that live broadcasting can make money, but if Lin Xiang is just starting out, she can earn several times the wages of her 12-hour hard work every day, she will not believe it anyway!

Isn't Dazhu doing something illegal?
No, no, you have to watch him!
(Lin Xiang was very thin since he was a child, so his family nicknamed him "Dazhu" as a kind gesture.)
……

Taking advantage of the time when his cousin downloaded a certain sound, Lin Xiang turned on the microphone again, with a hint of joy in his voice:
"It's okay, let him wait. If it's an opponent like Xiaoxie Guying, I will respect it. Forget about Xiao Ran."

Mengmeng has a helpless face.

Brother Lin has such a bad temper, what can I do?

Five minutes later, Mengmeng was pressured by Xiaoxie again.

"Cao Nima, labor and management represent our DMG team today! Not only labor and management, but also my brother and my coach are here, let him figure out who he is! Let us wait, is he qualified!"

When Mengmeng heard this, she was frightened.

The entire DMG team is no small matter, but they didn't expect things to become big.

So she hurriedly urged Lin Xiang: "Brother, the DMG team is waiting for you..."

"Huh? Isn't it a one-on-one fight with Xiao Ran?" Lin Xiang was puzzled.

"People are here to watch... Uh, no, I mean to let you hurry up."

Mengmeng was about to cry, what the hell was Brother Lin thinking, really he wasn't afraid of offending his entire team.

"Oh, it turned out to be a group of relatives and friends, so let them wait together." Lin Xiang smiled plainly.

Mengmeng: "They asked you how long it will take."

Lin Xiang: "Okay, my sister is here."

(Hearing this, Xiaoxie's heart skipped a beat. So she was waiting for his sister? Who is his sister? Could it be his backstage? I'll have to find out later!)

The cousin followed the simple steps taught by Lin Xiang and successfully logged into the live broadcast room. When she saw the number of online viewers, she was stunned.

At nine o'clock, the number of viewers quickly soared to 1000 million!
In just 8 minutes, another 200 million has been added!
Now, 1300!
Looking at the gifts that kept floating up, the cousin gritted her teeth and decided to charge 100 yuan to support her younger brother's career, just like how she used to buy stationery for him with the pocket money she had saved when her younger brother improved in the final exam...

After groping around, I found the reward entrance.

As a result, she silently closed the tipping interface.

Because a gift of 100 yuan is really hard for a family member of hers to offer. The cheapest gift displayed so far is 50 yuan each, and there is an "x168" symbol on the back of the gift.

Even an uneducated person can roughly calculate how much money fans have given away.

Her 100 yuan is at most enough to float "x2".

And this is the cheapest gift currently displayed.

The other big gifts are endless.

Cousin's head is buzzing now, and she seriously suspects that she is daydreaming!

At this time, Lin Xiang accepted the invitation and entered the 1v1 room.

"Super God actor" VS "Xiao Ran".

Lin Xiang was not nervous, and even took advantage of the hero selection time to cut out of the game interface and send a WeChat message to his cousin: "This guy wants to fight me one-on-one. If I win, it will be enough to pay a down payment in the city."

Well, let's vaccinate my cousin slowly first, lest I can't accept it all at once.

In fact, my cousin’s heart was already beating like a drum, and she asked the worker next to her in a nonchalant voice: “Is the live broadcast of a certain music really profitable?”

The worker persuaded in a preaching tone: "You earn money, don't listen to other people's nonsense, be careful to be deceived, and honestly work more overtime is the kingly way. If you work a lot of overtime this month, you will definitely get more than [-] yuan... "

(End of this chapter)