God-level soldier
Chapter 584 The Thief Who Steals Underwear
Chapter 584 The Thief Who Steals Underwear
"I don't believe it, that guy can only speak ill of others behind their backs." Yang smiled and pouted, shaking the wine glass in his hand: "I think you are very pleasing to the eye, uncle, would you like to have a drink with me?"
"Big, uncle?" Zhao Bao stuttered, he was only two years older than Yang Xiaoxiao, how did he become an uncle?This is too unfair.
"Isn't it?" Yang smiled and blinked Shuiling's eyes curiously, "You should be 20 years old, right?"
Zhao Bao looked sad and angry: "Brother, I'm only eighteen!"
"Ah, I really didn't see it." Yang smiled and covered his mouth with a look of surprise: "It's really hard for you, why are you so old?"
Zhao Bao was silent for a moment. He had met many girls, even if it was a girl like Cai Qingci, at most he just felt a little awkward.
But the little girl in front of her has such a poisonous mouth. How did she become an uncle when she was a good young man?
"Are you angry?" Yang smiled and looked at Zhao Bao. He had to say that this girl had a sweet smile and was very pretty, especially the two little dimples beside her, which were very cute.
"No." Zhao Bao shook his head, his face full of sunshine: "Why would I be angry with you little girl?"
"You say I'm a little girl?" Yang smiled and puffed up his chest immediately, with a look of displeasure on his face: "Where am I so young?"
Zhao Bao glanced at Yang Xiaoxiao's unremarkable chest, and smiled playfully: "Everything is small, but the little butt is very sticky."
Yang's smile froze immediately, she stayed for a few seconds before she came back to her senses, gritted her teeth and said, "You look down on me?"
"I'm telling the truth." Zhao Bao glanced at Yang's smiling buttocks, with an honest face: "The biggest shortcoming of me is that I'm honest, and I'm quite distressed about this."
Hearing this, Yang Xiaoxiao immediately rolled her eyes. In her opinion, Zhao Bao's face was too thick, but Zhao Bao didn't chat with this chick any more. Although she was very beautiful and cute, Zhao Bao didn't like She's really not interested.
At that moment, Zhao Bao took Qin Shuai around for a while, and the two returned together at night.
After this day of getting along, Qin Shuai changed from being unimpressed with Zhao Bao at the beginning to admiring Zhao Bao now. Now Zhao Bao is like a god in Qin Shuai's heart, with a terrifyingly high status.
Zhao Bao returned home, took a shower, and soon fell asleep. Because a lot of things happened today, he didn't even notice that Cai Qingci was chatting with Li Meijia in the living room.
When Zhao Bao got up the next day and came to the living room, he suddenly found Cai Qingci and Li Meijia together, as if they were discussing something.
"What are you talking about?" Zhao Bao walked over and asked curiously.
As soon as they heard Zhao Bao's voice, Cai Qingci and Cai Qingci looked over together, their eyes were very strange.
"What's wrong? Is there something dirty on my face?" Zhao Bao touched his face in wonder.
Li Meijia's face was red, while Cai Qingci glared at Zhao Bao angrily, and said, "Zhao Bao, I didn't realize that you actually have such a hobby."
"What hobby?" Zhao Bao was confused, "What are you talking about? Why don't I understand?"
"Still pretending." Cai Qingci gritted his teeth, and said coldly, "You'd better confess to me! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"
Li Meijia took a soft look at Zhao Bao, and said with a blushing face, "Zhao Bao, Qinghu and I's underwear was stolen."
Zhao Bao was taken aback for a moment, then pointed at himself angrily: "You don't think I stole it, do you?"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't you? You are the only man in this family!" Cai Qingci looked determined, and Li Meijia also nodded.
Zhao Bao rolled his eyes: "I said you two don't slander good people, I really didn't steal it, and what do I want that thing for?"
Cai Qingci and Li Meijia glanced at each other, and then said in unison: "Use it to masturbate!"
Zhao Bao: "..."
At this moment, Nini's door opened, revealing a sleepy little face: "What are you arguing about so early in the morning?"
Cai Qingci immediately ran over, with a look of resentment: "Nini, you must hide your underwear in the future. I didn't expect Zhao Bao to steal me and Meijia's underwear."
"Who stole it?" Zhao Bao finally couldn't help it, and said dissatisfied.
Cai Qingci was about to speak, but Nini carefully tugged on her sleeve, and said softly, "Did you lose your underwear?"
"That's right!" Cai Qingci nodded, with surprise in his eyes: "Could it be that your underwear was also stolen? Zhao Bao, I didn't expect you to be such a beast that you even stole your sister's underwear!"
Zhao Bao listened with black lines on his face, and at this moment Nini said weakly: "Actually, I took the underwear."
wow.
Now everyone looked at Nini, the little girl couldn't help shrinking her neck, and whispered: "I didn't mean it, I just wanted to see, which of the two of you is bigger."
"So you took it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Cai Qingci said with a look of love, "I thought your brother was so perverted, you should have told me earlier."
Zhao Bao wanted to cry when he heard that, what is differential treatment? This is a fucking fact.
After such an episode, Zhao Bao was full of depression. When eating breakfast, Li Meijia came over and said softly: "Zhao Bao, I'm sorry, I blamed you."
"It's okay." Zhao Bao waved his hand. Since the other party has apologized, he doesn't have to be careful.
Li Meijia chuckled lightly: "I knew you were a good person."
Zhao Bao said dumbfoundedly: "Don't send me a good person card in such a hurry, I will be very sad."
Li Meijia's pretty face flushed, she gave Zhao Bao a flirtatious look, and dealt with the breakfast seriously.
Sure enough, she is still such a good woman.Zhao Bao subconsciously glanced at Cai Qingci who was drinking porridge, look, this aunt can be so tough when she does something wrong, she has a thick skin.
"What do you see me doing?" Cai Qingci noticed Zhao Bao's gaze and glared at him.
"It's nothing." Zhao Bao smiled wryly, and it seemed that Cai Qingci would not admit his mistake.
After breakfast, Zhao Bao was about to go out when suddenly a gust of fragrant wind hit him. When he turned his head, Cai Qingci walked over with an unnatural expression.
"Well, Zhao Bao, I'm sorry just now." Cai Qingci twitched and said dryly.
Zhao Bao was stunned, what's going on?Miss Hua actually bowed her head to me?Is the sun out in the west today?
No, it should be the sun fucking falling!
"Why don't you talk? Are you still angry?" Cai Qingci hesitated for a moment, very unnaturally: "Hey, you are not so stingy, are you? You are a man."
Zhao Bao couldn't help being happy: "I'm not angry, don't worry."
Only then did Cai Qingci show a smile: "I just said you have a thick skin, and that girl Nini was worried about you being unhappy, so I said she was thinking too much, that's all right, you go to the company, and I'll watch TV. "
Seeing Cai Qingci leave in a heroic manner, Zhao Bao took a deep breath and walked out resolutely.
I don't trust Cai Qingci anymore!
Originally, Zhao Bao still wanted to go to the company, but Qin Shuai called him directly, saying that he wanted to let his group of buddies admire Zhao Bao's god-like posture. If Zhao Bao refused, this kid would still refuse.
Zhao Bao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only take a taxi to Qin Shuai's school.
As the class bell rang, a teacher with a staid face hurried in, while Zhao Bao stood at the window and glanced at Qin Shuai in the classroom, who was smiling flatteringly at him.
Zhao Bao suddenly smiled helplessly, and he turned his head to look at the name on the textbook prepared by the teacher.
Wang Hui.
The teacher named Wang Hui obviously also noticed Zhao Bao, he gave Zhao Bao a cold look, and quickly restrained himself.
After more than ten minutes passed like this, Zhao Bao didn't pay attention to Wang Hui who was talking freely on the stage, but gradually, he frowned.
Because Wang Hui has been talking about parents staying away from the classroom, and he also looks at Zhao Bao from time to time, obviously targeting Zhao Bao.
"Students, if a bandit suddenly attacks me but fails, what should you do as students?" Wang Hui asked loudly at this time, looking at Zhao Bao intentionally or unintentionally.
"Teacher, I will immediately gather my classmates to subdue the gangster, and then call the police." A boy stood up with a serious face.
Flatterer.Many students thought with disdain.
"Student Shi Yiguo said it very well." Wang Hui nodded in satisfaction, Shi Yiguo immediately smiled complacently, and even looked at Zhao Bao provocatively.
Wang Hui coughed at this moment, stared at Zhao Bao and said, "That young man standing at the window, why don't you express your opinion too."
"You really want me to tell?" Zhao Bao was startled for a moment, and then he came over with a smile on his lips.
"Of course, what to say!" Wang Hui waved his hand and said very generously. He obviously wanted to embarrass Zhao Bao.
"Well, since you have said so, Mr. Wang, then I will say it straight." Zhao Bao smiled and said slowly: "If the gangster doesn't succeed, if it were me, I would give him A bottle of pulsation."
"Why pulse?" Not only Wang Hui was stunned, but the whole class was also puzzled.
The corner of Zhao Bao's mouth was smiling: "Do you still remember the advertisement of Pulse? When you are out of shape at the critical moment, let's have a bottle of Pulse."
Wang Hui's complexion suddenly darkened, and strong anger flashed in his eyes.
Just when the whole class was holding back their laughter, Qin Shuai with dark circles under his eyes got up and said with a smile, "Mr. Wang, I also have something to say."
Wang Hui said stiffly: "Tell me, what will you do?"
Qin Shuai winked at Zhao Bao, and smiled: "If it were me, I would definitely not buy pulses for that gangster."
Wang Hui was taken aback for a moment, and his face looked a little better.
I didn't expect the students to be quite good at talking about this question.Wang Hui thought to himself.
But at this moment, Qin Shuai seemed to be holding back a laugh, and said loudly: "If it were me, I would definitely buy him a box of Xuanmai, so that he can't stop at all!"
(End of this chapter)
"I don't believe it, that guy can only speak ill of others behind their backs." Yang smiled and pouted, shaking the wine glass in his hand: "I think you are very pleasing to the eye, uncle, would you like to have a drink with me?"
"Big, uncle?" Zhao Bao stuttered, he was only two years older than Yang Xiaoxiao, how did he become an uncle?This is too unfair.
"Isn't it?" Yang smiled and blinked Shuiling's eyes curiously, "You should be 20 years old, right?"
Zhao Bao looked sad and angry: "Brother, I'm only eighteen!"
"Ah, I really didn't see it." Yang smiled and covered his mouth with a look of surprise: "It's really hard for you, why are you so old?"
Zhao Bao was silent for a moment. He had met many girls, even if it was a girl like Cai Qingci, at most he just felt a little awkward.
But the little girl in front of her has such a poisonous mouth. How did she become an uncle when she was a good young man?
"Are you angry?" Yang smiled and looked at Zhao Bao. He had to say that this girl had a sweet smile and was very pretty, especially the two little dimples beside her, which were very cute.
"No." Zhao Bao shook his head, his face full of sunshine: "Why would I be angry with you little girl?"
"You say I'm a little girl?" Yang smiled and puffed up his chest immediately, with a look of displeasure on his face: "Where am I so young?"
Zhao Bao glanced at Yang Xiaoxiao's unremarkable chest, and smiled playfully: "Everything is small, but the little butt is very sticky."
Yang's smile froze immediately, she stayed for a few seconds before she came back to her senses, gritted her teeth and said, "You look down on me?"
"I'm telling the truth." Zhao Bao glanced at Yang's smiling buttocks, with an honest face: "The biggest shortcoming of me is that I'm honest, and I'm quite distressed about this."
Hearing this, Yang Xiaoxiao immediately rolled her eyes. In her opinion, Zhao Bao's face was too thick, but Zhao Bao didn't chat with this chick any more. Although she was very beautiful and cute, Zhao Bao didn't like She's really not interested.
At that moment, Zhao Bao took Qin Shuai around for a while, and the two returned together at night.
After this day of getting along, Qin Shuai changed from being unimpressed with Zhao Bao at the beginning to admiring Zhao Bao now. Now Zhao Bao is like a god in Qin Shuai's heart, with a terrifyingly high status.
Zhao Bao returned home, took a shower, and soon fell asleep. Because a lot of things happened today, he didn't even notice that Cai Qingci was chatting with Li Meijia in the living room.
When Zhao Bao got up the next day and came to the living room, he suddenly found Cai Qingci and Li Meijia together, as if they were discussing something.
"What are you talking about?" Zhao Bao walked over and asked curiously.
As soon as they heard Zhao Bao's voice, Cai Qingci and Cai Qingci looked over together, their eyes were very strange.
"What's wrong? Is there something dirty on my face?" Zhao Bao touched his face in wonder.
Li Meijia's face was red, while Cai Qingci glared at Zhao Bao angrily, and said, "Zhao Bao, I didn't realize that you actually have such a hobby."
"What hobby?" Zhao Bao was confused, "What are you talking about? Why don't I understand?"
"Still pretending." Cai Qingci gritted his teeth, and said coldly, "You'd better confess to me! Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!"
Li Meijia took a soft look at Zhao Bao, and said with a blushing face, "Zhao Bao, Qinghu and I's underwear was stolen."
Zhao Bao was taken aback for a moment, then pointed at himself angrily: "You don't think I stole it, do you?"
"Who else could it be if it wasn't you? You are the only man in this family!" Cai Qingci looked determined, and Li Meijia also nodded.
Zhao Bao rolled his eyes: "I said you two don't slander good people, I really didn't steal it, and what do I want that thing for?"
Cai Qingci and Li Meijia glanced at each other, and then said in unison: "Use it to masturbate!"
Zhao Bao: "..."
At this moment, Nini's door opened, revealing a sleepy little face: "What are you arguing about so early in the morning?"
Cai Qingci immediately ran over, with a look of resentment: "Nini, you must hide your underwear in the future. I didn't expect Zhao Bao to steal me and Meijia's underwear."
"Who stole it?" Zhao Bao finally couldn't help it, and said dissatisfied.
Cai Qingci was about to speak, but Nini carefully tugged on her sleeve, and said softly, "Did you lose your underwear?"
"That's right!" Cai Qingci nodded, with surprise in his eyes: "Could it be that your underwear was also stolen? Zhao Bao, I didn't expect you to be such a beast that you even stole your sister's underwear!"
Zhao Bao listened with black lines on his face, and at this moment Nini said weakly: "Actually, I took the underwear."
wow.
Now everyone looked at Nini, the little girl couldn't help shrinking her neck, and whispered: "I didn't mean it, I just wanted to see, which of the two of you is bigger."
"So you took it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" Cai Qingci said with a look of love, "I thought your brother was so perverted, you should have told me earlier."
Zhao Bao wanted to cry when he heard that, what is differential treatment? This is a fucking fact.
After such an episode, Zhao Bao was full of depression. When eating breakfast, Li Meijia came over and said softly: "Zhao Bao, I'm sorry, I blamed you."
"It's okay." Zhao Bao waved his hand. Since the other party has apologized, he doesn't have to be careful.
Li Meijia chuckled lightly: "I knew you were a good person."
Zhao Bao said dumbfoundedly: "Don't send me a good person card in such a hurry, I will be very sad."
Li Meijia's pretty face flushed, she gave Zhao Bao a flirtatious look, and dealt with the breakfast seriously.
Sure enough, she is still such a good woman.Zhao Bao subconsciously glanced at Cai Qingci who was drinking porridge, look, this aunt can be so tough when she does something wrong, she has a thick skin.
"What do you see me doing?" Cai Qingci noticed Zhao Bao's gaze and glared at him.
"It's nothing." Zhao Bao smiled wryly, and it seemed that Cai Qingci would not admit his mistake.
After breakfast, Zhao Bao was about to go out when suddenly a gust of fragrant wind hit him. When he turned his head, Cai Qingci walked over with an unnatural expression.
"Well, Zhao Bao, I'm sorry just now." Cai Qingci twitched and said dryly.
Zhao Bao was stunned, what's going on?Miss Hua actually bowed her head to me?Is the sun out in the west today?
No, it should be the sun fucking falling!
"Why don't you talk? Are you still angry?" Cai Qingci hesitated for a moment, very unnaturally: "Hey, you are not so stingy, are you? You are a man."
Zhao Bao couldn't help being happy: "I'm not angry, don't worry."
Only then did Cai Qingci show a smile: "I just said you have a thick skin, and that girl Nini was worried about you being unhappy, so I said she was thinking too much, that's all right, you go to the company, and I'll watch TV. "
Seeing Cai Qingci leave in a heroic manner, Zhao Bao took a deep breath and walked out resolutely.
I don't trust Cai Qingci anymore!
Originally, Zhao Bao still wanted to go to the company, but Qin Shuai called him directly, saying that he wanted to let his group of buddies admire Zhao Bao's god-like posture. If Zhao Bao refused, this kid would still refuse.
Zhao Bao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he could only take a taxi to Qin Shuai's school.
As the class bell rang, a teacher with a staid face hurried in, while Zhao Bao stood at the window and glanced at Qin Shuai in the classroom, who was smiling flatteringly at him.
Zhao Bao suddenly smiled helplessly, and he turned his head to look at the name on the textbook prepared by the teacher.
Wang Hui.
The teacher named Wang Hui obviously also noticed Zhao Bao, he gave Zhao Bao a cold look, and quickly restrained himself.
After more than ten minutes passed like this, Zhao Bao didn't pay attention to Wang Hui who was talking freely on the stage, but gradually, he frowned.
Because Wang Hui has been talking about parents staying away from the classroom, and he also looks at Zhao Bao from time to time, obviously targeting Zhao Bao.
"Students, if a bandit suddenly attacks me but fails, what should you do as students?" Wang Hui asked loudly at this time, looking at Zhao Bao intentionally or unintentionally.
"Teacher, I will immediately gather my classmates to subdue the gangster, and then call the police." A boy stood up with a serious face.
Flatterer.Many students thought with disdain.
"Student Shi Yiguo said it very well." Wang Hui nodded in satisfaction, Shi Yiguo immediately smiled complacently, and even looked at Zhao Bao provocatively.
Wang Hui coughed at this moment, stared at Zhao Bao and said, "That young man standing at the window, why don't you express your opinion too."
"You really want me to tell?" Zhao Bao was startled for a moment, and then he came over with a smile on his lips.
"Of course, what to say!" Wang Hui waved his hand and said very generously. He obviously wanted to embarrass Zhao Bao.
"Well, since you have said so, Mr. Wang, then I will say it straight." Zhao Bao smiled and said slowly: "If the gangster doesn't succeed, if it were me, I would give him A bottle of pulsation."
"Why pulse?" Not only Wang Hui was stunned, but the whole class was also puzzled.
The corner of Zhao Bao's mouth was smiling: "Do you still remember the advertisement of Pulse? When you are out of shape at the critical moment, let's have a bottle of Pulse."
Wang Hui's complexion suddenly darkened, and strong anger flashed in his eyes.
Just when the whole class was holding back their laughter, Qin Shuai with dark circles under his eyes got up and said with a smile, "Mr. Wang, I also have something to say."
Wang Hui said stiffly: "Tell me, what will you do?"
Qin Shuai winked at Zhao Bao, and smiled: "If it were me, I would definitely not buy pulses for that gangster."
Wang Hui was taken aback for a moment, and his face looked a little better.
I didn't expect the students to be quite good at talking about this question.Wang Hui thought to himself.
But at this moment, Qin Shuai seemed to be holding back a laugh, and said loudly: "If it were me, I would definitely buy him a box of Xuanmai, so that he can't stop at all!"
(End of this chapter)
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