Modern Urban Cultivation Record

Chapter 286

When my roommates saw me pick up a mobile phone, they would go out of the restaurant to pick it up. They immediately guessed that I must have some ulterior secret, and this secret must be related to women.Especially Xu Ziling, watching me walk out of the restaurant at this time, stared at me with evil eyes, and said, "Bingwei, there must be something wrong, he dare not answer a mobile phone in front of us, I guess his kid must It was because he saw the phone call from his girlfriend, otherwise why would he avoid us when he answered the phone call?"

"That's right, boy Bingwei must be playing us. As soon as I entered the dormitory, he told me that he already had a girlfriend, and then he said no. I felt strange. He didn't introduce us to us if he had a girlfriend. , still don’t want to tell us that it’s even more abominable to pick up a mobile phone, and it’s really disrespectful to avoid us to pick it up.” Shi Kai also echoed Xu Ziling in my direction.

I didn't know that my roommates had already talked about my answering the phone, and complained about me one by one, and even suspected that I was not mean enough.I continued to walk two steps, found no one around, and then turned on the connection button, and Wuer's strange voice came from over there, "Husband, what were you doing just now, I have called you on the phone for so long, and I don't know what to do." I know how long it's been ringing, why did you answer it now, is there something wrong with you, or something happened to you, husband?"

"What can happen to your husband and me? I was just chatting with my roommates just now, so I came out to answer the phone. By the way, Wuer, can you call me?" Wuer cared about me, I I was very moved, and I really thank God for giving me such a lovely person. No, it should be said that I thank God for giving me two such perfect and flawless people.

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with me, Wu'er said her tiresome voice again, "Oh, husband, it's good that you have nothing to do, I'm really afraid that something will happen to you; I have nothing to do with you, just ask you Come and have lunch with us at the restaurant in front of the school, I, Simeng, Xia Xuan and three new sisters are all here, do you want to come and eat together? If so, I can order food."

"Uh, my husband isn't going. I'm having lunch with my five new dormmates at the school's cafeteria. Just order your food." I quickly rejected the previous intention, what a joke!I don't dare to become famous in Huaxia University on the first day. It's such a big deal for an ordinary-looking man to sit with three school beauties.Although Huaxia University's school flower list has not yet been released, Simeng, Wu'er, and Xia Xuan are all prettier in appearance and body than those two seniors, so it will be a matter of time before they enter the school flower list.If I eat it in the past, I will definitely become famous that day. Of course, some rotten toad wants to eat swan meat, an ugly man sits with a beautiful woman, or a flower protector comes to the door.

Wu'er probably guessed that I would not come before calling. Even if I was not with friends in the dormitory, I would basically not come. She knows my personality, but she still needs to call me to ask. .

I talked to Wu'er a few more times before I hung up the phone, and then hurried back to my roommate.I noticed that each of them looked at me with strange eyes, and the hair on my heart stood up when I looked directly at me, "What's wrong with you guys, are you all looking at me like this?"

"Damn, Bingwei, are you kidding us? A girlfriend also said no in front of my buddies. Are you looking for a draw? Tell us your girlfriend, what's her name, is she pretty, how tall is she, and what are her measurements? "Xu Ziling spoke so fast that he didn't even think about it. He almost said what his measurements were, and immediately asked Shi Kai to pat him on the shoulder. "Ziling, what are you talking about, that's Brother Bingwei My girlfriend, you dare to report your measurements, don’t you want to die.” After speaking, he laughed at me and said, “Haha, Bingwei, don’t mind, Ziling is such a bad boy, he wants women crazy, what is he I don’t know what to say or not to say.”

Only then did Xu Ziling realize that he had spoken too much, and immediately shut his mouth. Although he liked to joke, he still didn't dare to joke about his friend's girlfriend.I was in a hurry to find an excuse to lie now, and I didn't hear what they were talking about at all, but I quickly explained to myself, "You people, you can only think about these things, what else do you think about, it was my best friend who called me just now, What are you guessing! Better hurry up and eat your meals."

"Bingwei, I don't believe what you said. A big man calls you, but you dare not answer in front of us, and you have to go outside to answer it. It is impossible to be your best friend. It seems that you are still Why don’t you tell the truth to your roommates?” This caused Zhang Jiangxian to question, and then everyone nodded repeatedly, not believing my excuse at all, and asked me why I refused to tell them the truth.

How should I put it, it has developed to this point, and it is even more impossible for me to confess to them. I thought to myself that I really don’t want to lie to you, but for the sake of my beautiful university life in the future, I can only sacrifice my roommates. , anyway, it is neither harmful nor beneficial to them, but only harmful to me. I choose to lie very wisely about such things. Should you understand?"

When Shi Kai, Xu Ziling, and Zuo Xiaoxing heard what I said, they deliberately moved away from me, and looked at me in surprise, "Bingwei, you can't be carrying a mountain on your back, right? You actually said something secret to a boy. "

There was a sound of "touch", and I fainted on the table. The people in my dormitory are full of people who can think of such things. I was so angry that I wanted to punch Xu Ziling, who was closest to me, and cursed. "I'm dizzy, I really regret that I met you bad friends, my thoughts are so dirty, I can say such things, you are the ones who are behind the mountain, my sexual orientation is very normal!"

"I said Bingwei, if you don't carry the mountain on your back, then you have to carry us on your back no matter how you connect the man's mobile phone, and you still talk about the secret between you men." Xu Ziling put on a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, and then Tell me.

"Khan, let me tell you, don't be so nasty, okay? Telling secrets between men is a back-and-forth? You guys are too good at thinking, you call the white ones black, and you call the black ones white Yes. Since you want to hear, I will tell you directly, so as to save you from talking nonsense, I am a daoist, and I am proficient in killing and arson, do you understand now?" These boys are really nasty, man Telling secrets between them is like backing up mountains. I really convinced them, and my thinking ability is really strong, so I had to take out another identity of myself and pretend to be the boss.

Of course, I don't have any tattoos. Although I look ordinary, I can't tell that I am a vicious person. Of course, they don't believe what I said.In the end, there was no other way, in order to completely eliminate their dirty thoughts, I had to call Aotian and ask the scalper to answer the phone.The scalper has such a coquettish voice, and I told him specially. When everyone heard his vulgar words, they already thought he was a gangster before saying that he was a gangster, and finally believed me What is said is true.

When I hung up the phone, these buddies actually worshiped me, and kept asking me about the things on the Tao, and I told them some things that only happen on the Tao. I didn’t expect that everyone except Zhang Jiangxian would listen. With relish, I forgot to eat the meal.

After lunch, the scorching sun that was hanging high in the sky disappeared at some point, and the weather began to turn a little bit cooler, so the six of them walked around the campus together, getting acquainted with the environment by the way.The rockeries, gazebos, lakes, trees, flowers, and green grass on the campus have decorated the entire Huaxia University into a beautiful garden. Along the way, male and female students in twos and threes are scattered among the gazebos, on the lawn, under the big trees, or Whispering or sketching on campus, a strong campus scholarly atmosphere blows over your face.From time to time, the young and beautiful girls from all over the country passed by the six people, all dressed up in fancy dresses, so gorgeous that they looked at Xu Ziling dizzyingly and howling like wolves, and everyone was scared to keep a safe distance of three meters from him. In order not to be misunderstood as the same kind of Xu Ziling's classmate---.

Although Shi Kai and Che Yuxiu are also older, they will only keep looking for beautiful women to seduce their eyes, but they definitely dare not howl like Xu Ziling. As for me, I am already immune to beautiful women, and most of what I look at is some scenery Jian Jian was just familiarizing himself with the campus, the most gentle Zhang Jiangxian always had his signature smiling face, I don't know what this kid is thinking; Zuo Xiaoxing is definitely a pure and innocent boy, seeing beautiful women passing by him, he also He blushed suddenly, causing everyone to laugh at him from time to time.

As soon as the six of them walked along the tree-lined path to the vicinity of the school's stadium, they heard bursts of orderly, loud, clear and melodious female voices, "Murong Yingying, come on! Murong Yingying, come on!"

The six of us followed the prestige, and the bustling scene immediately attracted all of us. There were only two boys on the ring, constantly competing with each other's martial arts moves; under the ring, there were groups of lively and lovely girls cheerleading The members waved their hands vigorously, and tirelessly cheered for the boy named Murong Yingying on the ring. Seeing the fierce competition scene on the ring, Shi Kai couldn't hold back his inner excitement and said, "It looks like they are having a sparring match." Competition, let's go, let's go and have a look!" After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the edge of the arena with big strides.The five of them looked at each other and quickly followed.

At this time, the spectators and cheerleaders watching the game had already surrounded the arena. In desperation, the six people could only stand on the edge of the arena to watch the cultivation game. Uh, maybe it should be five people, and A bitch named Xu Ziling was looking around at his pretty sister standing on the sidelines with his lewd eyes.

I cast my eyes on the ring, and saw that one person used a carbine back and the other used a Broken Rock Sword. The boy who was at a disadvantage tried to use his carbine back to save the situation that he was about to lose. Unfortunately, the long About 1.82 meters tall and very handsome, he used the Broken Rock Sword in Murong's sword technique, which happened to restrain the carbine attack this time.

　
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