Modern Urban Cultivation Record
Chapter 299 Lesson 1
Chapter 299 The First Lesson
Today is the first day of the class report. Yesterday the wolf friends said that they would get up early today to go to their class to see the beautiful girls. I believed that they would wake up earlier than me, but it turned out not to be the case.When I woke up, I found that it was already dawn outside. Seeing that the wolf friends were still asleep, I thought it was only past six o'clock, but when I turned on my phone and saw it was eight o'clock, what!It's already 8 o'clock? ?day! 8:08 It's time for class. That's my first class in college. I don't dare to be late.Regardless of Sanqi 30, he got up from the bed, and while getting dressed, he called Zhengxiang's wolf friends who were sleeping to get up.
"I said fourth, are you full and have nothing to do? What are you doing waking us up so early?" The boss Shi Kai moved his eyes, then closed them again, lying on the bed and continuing to struggle with Duke Zhou.
After being woken up by me, Lao Liuziling also complained along with Shi Kai, "Yeah, I said fourth brother, what are you doing calling us up so early, you have ruined my dream, I was just swimming with Zhou Gong's daughter Woolen cloth."
"Okay, okay, okay! Since you love playing with Duke Zhou so much, then I won't bother you, but don't tell me if you're late for a while, it's 8 o'clock in the morning, half an hour later, the university The first class will begin." After I finished speaking, I didn't care what kind of reaction these boys had, I quickly ran to the shower room to wash my face and brush my teeth, it was their business that they were late, anyway, I dare not be late.
As soon as the wolf friends heard me say that it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and heard that today is the first day of the class report, they stood up quickly one by one, and the few wolf friends who slept on the upper bunk didn't care about Sanqi 21, They quickly jumped down from the top, still holding unfinished pants in their hands, but they couldn't control this, they quickly put on their clothes and rushed into the shower room, one by one began to grab places to brush their teeth and wash their faces, fortunately I got up early, and by the time they got dressed and came down, I had already done it, otherwise I would have to pay those wolf friends for the place to brush my teeth and wash my face.
The cleaning speed of these wolves is even more amazing, it can be described as the world's first speed, in less than 2 minutes, one by one has been cleaned.Seeing them come out of the shower room, I pointed at the wolf friends in surprise, and said in disbelief, "Guys, don't tell me you've got it all done? It only takes 2 minutes to brush your teeth and wash your face?"
Seeing the wolf friends nodding one by one to indicate that everything was done, I held my forehead and wobbled to the point of fainting, shouting in my heart, "Oh my god, what kind of people are there in my dormitory, what kind of people are there in 2 minutes? There is not enough time to squeeze the toothpaste and fill it with water, and these people can handle it all, I am completely speechless"
"Let's go, we have time, and the class will start in more than ten minutes." The boss, Shi Kai, took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He found that it was still early, so there was no need to worry, and he led everyone to the classroom of Class (5) of the Freshman Department of Economics. .After leaving the dormitory, the old Liu Ziling began to fantasize about beauties again, "Haha, I don't know how many beauties there are in our class. If there are beauties, then this university won't be too lonely."
"Lao Liu, I think you are hopelessly hopeless, so you started talking about girls before taking two steps. I really don't know how you got into Huaxia University because you think about beautiful women all the time." Under the pressure of his father, this boy Ling committed a serious obsession. Even if he was one, he couldn't be like this. He started talking about beautiful women as soon as he left the dormitory.
My words not only didn't hurt Ziling, but also made him proud to say, "A smart genius like this handsome guy can easily get into Huaxia even if he spends all his time among women, let alone just thinking about girls. "
"Ouch, vomit, vomit." Hearing Lao Liu Ziling's narcissistic words, more than half of the wolf friends started to vomit violently. Fortunately, they didn't eat breakfast in the morning, otherwise today's breakfast would be for nothing.
Fortunately, the classroom was far away from our dormitory, so everyone walked and chatted, and soon came to Class (5) of the freshman Department of Economics, and saw that the classroom was basically full of people.It is estimated that the people in our dormitory 605 are the last to arrive in the class, and there are only a few tables behind the last row left unoccupied.There is a seat I like the most, that is the last window seat in the last row. As soon as I stepped into the classroom, I saw that it was empty at a glance, and no matter the boss and others were in front of me, I suddenly overtook the seat. The wolf friends who were slowly walking into the classroom quickly ran to the last seat and sat down.As soon as I sat down, I felt a very familiar feeling. It may be because I sat in the last window seat in the last row for three years in high school. I'm so infatuated with this position.
"Fourth, why are you so nervous all of a sudden? Is this seat really that important? It looks like you can't live without this seat." I don't know when the boss Shi Kai came over, sat next to me and smiled.
Hearing the boss made fun of me, I also justifiably smiled and said, "Haha, let me tell you, boss, I have been sitting on the last table by the window in the last row for three years in high school, and now I see such a seat How can I not be excited. Although this is not the same school, I feel very familiar in the same classroom, which may be called a special liking, haha."
Just as the boss, Shi Kai, was talking to me, a very familiar voice said "GOODMORING, students." At this moment, a rather handsome young man came in from the classroom.Walking like a leader, he waved to the classmates in the classroom.A few of our wolf friends immediately fainted on the table, because this kid is officially the old Liu Ziling. If we didn't know that he was a roommate in our class, we would have thought he was the teacher of our class!I saw this kid walk up to the podium, glanced at the classroom, and showed a charming smile. This kid thought he was handsome, damn it! "Good morning, students. My name is Xu Ziling. I just turned 18 years old this year. The law stipulates that I am an upright adult, and it is also the best age to fall in love. I am handsome, handsome, romantic, and my family has a small business. I have never talked about it so far. Love, if you are interested, please contact the mobile phone number 132XXXXXXXX. Well, I will introduce myself here first, and I am very happy to take classes with you in the next four years, thank you."
After the old Liu Ziling finished speaking, he put on a poss that he thought was very handsome, but fortunately, his mouth and movements were not in vain, and a few nympho screamed, "Wow, you are so handsome, you are so handsome!" He's my idol." Hearing the screams of a few girls, Ziling looked proudly at the place where the voices came from, only to see a few girls with peas all over their faces screaming, their faces full of peas. Not to mention, they were still a little fat, which made the boys sitting next to them start to vomit.Seeing this, Ziling didn't have the mood to stay on the podium, and ran to the table near us, and also started to vomit.
It made all of us laugh out loud, this kid deserves it, who told him to be handsome as soon as he came to school, haha.After Ziling vomited, he began to return to his true colors, and his thief eyes began to look around, and began to look for the beauties in our class. This beauty is so beautiful, compared with the little beauty I met yesterday, it should be said that each has a swing."
Just after Ziling finished speaking, the wolf friends in the dormitory all looked at the beautiful woman on the third table in the second row. Sure enough, there was a beautiful girl sitting there, and everyone began to salivate.At this time, the boss Shi Kai suddenly shouted first, "Hey, guys, I've decided now, I'm going to decide on that beauty, don't you guys argue with me."
"The boss just depends on your appearance? Let's save it, this beauty belongs to me, and I will chase after it." When the old Liu Ziling heard the boss's words, he immediately became unwilling. Well, there was such a beauty in his class, of course he couldn't let it go, and immediately gave the boss Shi Kai a head-on blow.
"Damn, you all save me, of course such beauties belong to me, you get the hell out of here." The second child Che Yuxiu didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he, who was always self-aware, actually started I came up with the idea of the big beauty in our class.
I saw that the wolf friends were all thinking about that beautiful woman, and I hurriedly stopped them from continuing to argue, "I said brothers, you all stop arguing, how about this, everyone competes fairly, and whoever can catch up will get it It's time for us to unite in the 605 dormitory, we are not the only ones chasing such beauties, not counting all the boys in our school, probably more than half of the boys in our class think like you."
"Well, what the fourth brother said is right. We are not the only ones chasing such a beauty. We have to unite and attack this beauty with one heart. I believe we can succeed, haha." Unexpectedly, the third brother Zhang Jiangxian said this Shi Ye agreed with what I said, it seems that the beauty of our class is really lethal, even an innocent virgin like Zuo Xiaoxing nodded, which is enough to prove the lethality of this girl.
(End of this chapter)
Today is the first day of the class report. Yesterday the wolf friends said that they would get up early today to go to their class to see the beautiful girls. I believed that they would wake up earlier than me, but it turned out not to be the case.When I woke up, I found that it was already dawn outside. Seeing that the wolf friends were still asleep, I thought it was only past six o'clock, but when I turned on my phone and saw it was eight o'clock, what!It's already 8 o'clock? ?day! 8:08 It's time for class. That's my first class in college. I don't dare to be late.Regardless of Sanqi 30, he got up from the bed, and while getting dressed, he called Zhengxiang's wolf friends who were sleeping to get up.
"I said fourth, are you full and have nothing to do? What are you doing waking us up so early?" The boss Shi Kai moved his eyes, then closed them again, lying on the bed and continuing to struggle with Duke Zhou.
After being woken up by me, Lao Liuziling also complained along with Shi Kai, "Yeah, I said fourth brother, what are you doing calling us up so early, you have ruined my dream, I was just swimming with Zhou Gong's daughter Woolen cloth."
"Okay, okay, okay! Since you love playing with Duke Zhou so much, then I won't bother you, but don't tell me if you're late for a while, it's 8 o'clock in the morning, half an hour later, the university The first class will begin." After I finished speaking, I didn't care what kind of reaction these boys had, I quickly ran to the shower room to wash my face and brush my teeth, it was their business that they were late, anyway, I dare not be late.
As soon as the wolf friends heard me say that it was already eight o'clock in the morning, and heard that today is the first day of the class report, they stood up quickly one by one, and the few wolf friends who slept on the upper bunk didn't care about Sanqi 21, They quickly jumped down from the top, still holding unfinished pants in their hands, but they couldn't control this, they quickly put on their clothes and rushed into the shower room, one by one began to grab places to brush their teeth and wash their faces, fortunately I got up early, and by the time they got dressed and came down, I had already done it, otherwise I would have to pay those wolf friends for the place to brush my teeth and wash my face.
The cleaning speed of these wolves is even more amazing, it can be described as the world's first speed, in less than 2 minutes, one by one has been cleaned.Seeing them come out of the shower room, I pointed at the wolf friends in surprise, and said in disbelief, "Guys, don't tell me you've got it all done? It only takes 2 minutes to brush your teeth and wash your face?"
Seeing the wolf friends nodding one by one to indicate that everything was done, I held my forehead and wobbled to the point of fainting, shouting in my heart, "Oh my god, what kind of people are there in my dormitory, what kind of people are there in 2 minutes? There is not enough time to squeeze the toothpaste and fill it with water, and these people can handle it all, I am completely speechless"
"Let's go, we have time, and the class will start in more than ten minutes." The boss, Shi Kai, took out his mobile phone and looked at it. He found that it was still early, so there was no need to worry, and he led everyone to the classroom of Class (5) of the Freshman Department of Economics. .After leaving the dormitory, the old Liu Ziling began to fantasize about beauties again, "Haha, I don't know how many beauties there are in our class. If there are beauties, then this university won't be too lonely."
"Lao Liu, I think you are hopelessly hopeless, so you started talking about girls before taking two steps. I really don't know how you got into Huaxia University because you think about beautiful women all the time." Under the pressure of his father, this boy Ling committed a serious obsession. Even if he was one, he couldn't be like this. He started talking about beautiful women as soon as he left the dormitory.
My words not only didn't hurt Ziling, but also made him proud to say, "A smart genius like this handsome guy can easily get into Huaxia even if he spends all his time among women, let alone just thinking about girls. "
"Ouch, vomit, vomit." Hearing Lao Liu Ziling's narcissistic words, more than half of the wolf friends started to vomit violently. Fortunately, they didn't eat breakfast in the morning, otherwise today's breakfast would be for nothing.
Fortunately, the classroom was far away from our dormitory, so everyone walked and chatted, and soon came to Class (5) of the freshman Department of Economics, and saw that the classroom was basically full of people.It is estimated that the people in our dormitory 605 are the last to arrive in the class, and there are only a few tables behind the last row left unoccupied.There is a seat I like the most, that is the last window seat in the last row. As soon as I stepped into the classroom, I saw that it was empty at a glance, and no matter the boss and others were in front of me, I suddenly overtook the seat. The wolf friends who were slowly walking into the classroom quickly ran to the last seat and sat down.As soon as I sat down, I felt a very familiar feeling. It may be because I sat in the last window seat in the last row for three years in high school. I'm so infatuated with this position.
"Fourth, why are you so nervous all of a sudden? Is this seat really that important? It looks like you can't live without this seat." I don't know when the boss Shi Kai came over, sat next to me and smiled.
Hearing the boss made fun of me, I also justifiably smiled and said, "Haha, let me tell you, boss, I have been sitting on the last table by the window in the last row for three years in high school, and now I see such a seat How can I not be excited. Although this is not the same school, I feel very familiar in the same classroom, which may be called a special liking, haha."
Just as the boss, Shi Kai, was talking to me, a very familiar voice said "GOODMORING, students." At this moment, a rather handsome young man came in from the classroom.Walking like a leader, he waved to the classmates in the classroom.A few of our wolf friends immediately fainted on the table, because this kid is officially the old Liu Ziling. If we didn't know that he was a roommate in our class, we would have thought he was the teacher of our class!I saw this kid walk up to the podium, glanced at the classroom, and showed a charming smile. This kid thought he was handsome, damn it! "Good morning, students. My name is Xu Ziling. I just turned 18 years old this year. The law stipulates that I am an upright adult, and it is also the best age to fall in love. I am handsome, handsome, romantic, and my family has a small business. I have never talked about it so far. Love, if you are interested, please contact the mobile phone number 132XXXXXXXX. Well, I will introduce myself here first, and I am very happy to take classes with you in the next four years, thank you."
After the old Liu Ziling finished speaking, he put on a poss that he thought was very handsome, but fortunately, his mouth and movements were not in vain, and a few nympho screamed, "Wow, you are so handsome, you are so handsome!" He's my idol." Hearing the screams of a few girls, Ziling looked proudly at the place where the voices came from, only to see a few girls with peas all over their faces screaming, their faces full of peas. Not to mention, they were still a little fat, which made the boys sitting next to them start to vomit.Seeing this, Ziling didn't have the mood to stay on the podium, and ran to the table near us, and also started to vomit.
It made all of us laugh out loud, this kid deserves it, who told him to be handsome as soon as he came to school, haha.After Ziling vomited, he began to return to his true colors, and his thief eyes began to look around, and began to look for the beauties in our class. This beauty is so beautiful, compared with the little beauty I met yesterday, it should be said that each has a swing."
Just after Ziling finished speaking, the wolf friends in the dormitory all looked at the beautiful woman on the third table in the second row. Sure enough, there was a beautiful girl sitting there, and everyone began to salivate.At this time, the boss Shi Kai suddenly shouted first, "Hey, guys, I've decided now, I'm going to decide on that beauty, don't you guys argue with me."
"The boss just depends on your appearance? Let's save it, this beauty belongs to me, and I will chase after it." When the old Liu Ziling heard the boss's words, he immediately became unwilling. Well, there was such a beauty in his class, of course he couldn't let it go, and immediately gave the boss Shi Kai a head-on blow.
"Damn, you all save me, of course such beauties belong to me, you get the hell out of here." The second child Che Yuxiu didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he, who was always self-aware, actually started I came up with the idea of the big beauty in our class.
I saw that the wolf friends were all thinking about that beautiful woman, and I hurriedly stopped them from continuing to argue, "I said brothers, you all stop arguing, how about this, everyone competes fairly, and whoever can catch up will get it It's time for us to unite in the 605 dormitory, we are not the only ones chasing such beauties, not counting all the boys in our school, probably more than half of the boys in our class think like you."
"Well, what the fourth brother said is right. We are not the only ones chasing such a beauty. We have to unite and attack this beauty with one heart. I believe we can succeed, haha." Unexpectedly, the third brother Zhang Jiangxian said this Shi Ye agreed with what I said, it seems that the beauty of our class is really lethal, even an innocent virgin like Zuo Xiaoxing nodded, which is enough to prove the lethality of this girl.
(End of this chapter)
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