Modern Urban Cultivation Record

Chapter 307 Funny Farce
But Yu Ting, who I didn't expect, was not angry, but still told me to stand up, so I quickly threw the novel into my schoolbag, seeing that my classmates were all looking at us, this time I lost face.I gave my deskmate next to me a hard look, but she looked up at me triumphantly, as if this was the end of offending her just now.If I hadn't considered that she was a beauty, I would have sent her flying out of the classroom long ago.

Yu Ting, 25 years old this year, is a new teacher assigned to Huaxia University after graduating from QH University last year. On the first day of school, she noticed the boy in front of her.However, when she originally thought that the benefactor who saved him might not be able to see him again for the rest of his life, he appeared, and he was still her student, which made Yu Ting feel flattered and surprised at the same time. .

Since that day when she left school and was going home, she met a group of hooligans on the way. They saw her beauty and wanted to insult herself.After a period of useless resistance, she found that her cultivation base was no match for those hooligans. She felt that she had reached the end of the road, and just when she was about to give up, a savior appeared.He was the boy in front of her, and the only boy in her heart that she could never forget.

Although I don't know what's going on with his face during this period, I can be sure that he is the boy I can't forget, so Yu Ting didn't mean to be angry at the beginning, but was a little worried about me.Being called out in front of so many students, no matter how you look at it, I can't bear it. In the end, I simply said, "Student Zhang Bingwei, you are not allowed to read novels in class. I hope you don't do this in the future. Sit down."

"Huh?" So I can sit down with just one sentence, doesn't Yu Ting really recognize me?I thought I was going to punish myself, but now I just let me go.Finally, under the strange eyes of the whole class, I sat in my seat.Uh, in fact, I see those classmates are similar to me, and I am a little surprised that the teacher is so easy to say.

And Tang Xueying, the big beauty at the same table, looked at me incredulously, her eyes were full of incredulity, I didn't expect that she finally caught a handle, and the teacher dismissed it so easily with a casual sentence.

Seeing the inconceivable expression of the beautiful woman next to me, now it's my expression of complacency, imitating her just now, I raised my head and looked at Tang Xueying, but saw her "hum", turned her head to one side, and ignored her I.Seeing that she ignored me, I also saved myself from getting annoyed when I saw her, and looked back at the scenery outside the bed.But all of this was seen by Yu Ting, and she secretly began to wonder if the seat she made up was wrong.

After the first get out of class was over, as Yu Ting walked out of the classroom, the wolf friends in the dormitory dragged me out. Before I completely walked out of the classroom door, the boss Shi Kai said to me in surprise, "I said fourth, you kid It’s not that the green onion is wrong! On the second day of school, you offended the beauty of our class, who is also No.4 in the school flower list?”

"If you offend, you will be offended. What are you afraid of! Isn't she just a beautiful woman? What is there to be afraid of? You look like I offended her, and the sky is about to fall?" Thinking of Tang Xueying's contemptuous eyes, I was astonished. A little upset, I kindly greeted her to build a good relationship, but put on a dirty look.I have seen many beauties, and I have seen many beauties prettier than her, but I have never seen anything like this.

The wolf friends saw me with an expression of fearlessness, as if Tang Xueying didn't have such a thing, and looked at me with monster eyes. The second child Che Yuxiu even said to me with admiration, "The fourth child It's the fourth child, who is not ordinary. Not only is he not moved when he sees such a beautiful beauty, but he even has conflicts with her. He is really my idol. If only I could learn half of how calm and composed you are with beautiful women. "

"What a fart! Fourth, do you know that Tang Xueying is the daughter of the Tang Sect of the Eight Great Aristocratic Families in ancient times. Although the Tang Sect is the weakest among the Eight Great Aristocratic Families, they are all masters of using poison and concealed weapons. If they fail, she will let you Died from poisoning. Uh, to be serious, now is a society ruled by law, not in ancient times, it is impossible to kill people at every turn, but if you fail to make the dick below you die, it is related to your happiness, and it is also related to you The next generation. So I think you should take care of yourself and pray that Tang Xueying is not such a cruel woman." The third child immediately interrupted him when the second child said yes, and said what he was worried about.

"Third brother, are you telling the truth? I originally wanted to be close to the water, and I would dare to chase after Tang Xueying after hearing what you said." After the old sixth son Ling finished speaking, he didn't forget to look at himself, I'm afraid it's really warped.

The third child nodded seriously, "I'm not talking nonsense. I didn't know it very well at first, but I only found out when I went to find information with the seniors after class yesterday. This Tang Xueying is not easy to mess with. Otherwise, think about why The fourth beauty in the school flower list is also the class flower of our class. Why no one approaches her because she is afraid that she will be poisonous. Such a woman must never be married. If you marry her, you can't help but marry her. She has contact with beautiful women, she knows it all, even masters who use poison know it. If you use poison to punish your dick, I believe you will never dare to date other women again, so the seniors say this Women are the most troublesome."

Hearing this, Lao Liuziling dared to have any wrong thoughts about Tang Xueying. Such a terrifying femme fatale can't be messed with. The other wolves also broke out in cold sweat when they heard what the third child said. Now they are all praying for me, let me Take care in the future.When I saw that these wolf friends were so serious, I couldn't help but want to laugh, "Damn, is it so serious that you said that such a woman will not have to marry in the future? People in the Tang Sect will not have to carry on the family line in the future, but why are you still so serious?" Can it be passed down from the past? Besides, why such a femme fatale can still enter the school's flower list, aren't you contradicting each other?"

"Fourth, you asked a good question. Such a girl can be married, but do you know that a woman who dares to marry such a woman is either a master of detoxification or a man with a super strong cultivation base, so every generation of the Tang Sect will marry it Either a master of detoxification or a person with strong cultivation. As for why she was able to enter the school flower list, it is because Tang Xueying is very beautiful. This is undeniable. The second reason is that Tang Xueying has a special status. Now that you have entered the school's flower list, think about the Huaxia rankings again, have people from the eight major families entered the school's flower list, and are they on the school's draft list?"

I didn't expect that if I just asked a casual question, the third child would be able to talk eloquently, without sloppy words at all.The boss, Shi Kai, is a straight-talking person. After the third child finished speaking, he couldn't help but say, "The third child, I found that you are the most important person in our dormitory 605. You can be described in one sentence, except for being awesome. It's still awesome, you really wasted a talent if you don't become a spy."

"Boss, it's as serious as you said. I just like to collect other people's information. If I don't become a spy, I'm wasting a talent." Seeing the boss sarcasm, the third child couldn't laugh or cry.

In addition to the fifth child, the second child and the sixth child are also talkative masters. Hearing what the boss said, he also agreed very much. The sixth son Ling nodded in agreement and said, "Third brother, what the boss said is true, you are not a spy. The country really wasted a talent, but third brother, since you are so well-informed, introduce me to the most beautiful girl in school, so that I can act immediately, and if I get it early, it will also make you look good."

The third brother, Zhang Jiangxian, and all the wolf friends, including me, fell to the ground when they heard Ziling's words, and they knew that nothing good would happen to this kid if he talked, and he absolutely couldn't do without a woman.Even the third child's hobby of collecting information made him think that it was the best trick of MM, how could he not make everyone depressed.

The most depressed is still the third child, because Ziling is talking about him and has nothing to do with us. His own hobbies are used as clues to his MM. How can he not make him depressed and even a little angry.In the end, the third child turned his head cleverly, since the sixth child likes MM so much, that's good!I am very well-informed, I know who is the ugliest girl in the school, so I will play with him. Thinking of this, the third child said to Ziling, "Ziling, since you like MM so much, I know there is a beautiful girl MM is the best way to handle it. She is the beautiful girl named Ruhua from the Department of Literature in class 7 of the junior year. Although she is not a school girl, she is definitely the most "beautiful" girl in their class. I hope you can get her wish and win honor for our dormitory. .”

Old Liu Ziling didn't know that the third child was playing tricks on him, so he believed it. After the noon class ended, he excitedly ran to the literature department of the junior (7) class to find Miss Ruhua.The third child saw that the sixth child's mausoleum was really running towards the third child, and laughed on the bed while covering his stomach, which made my wolf friends and I wonder if the third child had gone crazy. Laughing while clutching his belly on the bed.

When the old Liu Ziling went to the junior (7) class, he told the senior to look for Ruhua, but the senior was stunned for a minute, and after the senior reacted, he suddenly yelled, "My god, handsome guy, you are really strong. Even the number one "beauty" in our class dares to have sex, I have to admire you." After the senior finished speaking, he yelled at his class again, "Beauty like a flower, there is a handsome guy looking for you!"

"Wow!" The class immediately became agitated, and they all looked at Ziling. When Ziling wondered why they were looking at him like this, suddenly there was a super fat man with peas all over his face, and a super big The mole dinosaur appeared in front of Ziling, and Ziling and the seniors all jumped out of the class door in fright.

And this super dinosaur, the senior who asked Ziling, said, "Which handsome guy do you think is looking for me?" Like a cow, most of the students vomited on the spot. Ziling knew that he had been tricked by the third child, and vowed to seek revenge from the third child!But the most important thing now is to leave here, so without thinking too much, I desperately left this place of right and wrong.

After returning to the 605 dormitory, he saw all the wolf friends laughing on the bed, and they all burst into tears. Ziling was so angry that he ran to the bed of the third child, and the farce gradually started. The curtain is down.

(End of this chapter)