Modern Urban Cultivation Record

Chapter 311

Yesterday, because I chatted with Wu'er and Simeng a little later, I didn't have enough time to sleep. I came to the class yawning.It has been nearly half a month since the start of the university, and everyone no longer has the sense of novelty that they had just entered the university, and the university is not very strict in management.So now there is often a phenomenon of skipping classes, but not all classes are skipped.Everyone will come to the class of our beautiful head teacher now no matter what.

But it’s here, but you look at the distraught looks of the boys, as if they only have eyes but no ears in class. In fact, I also admire Yu Ting. You said it was nearly one and a half After being stared at by so many boys for so many hours, and still able to talk freely, I really have to admire how much the beautiful teacher's determination is.At least I feel sorry for myself, even when the boys in my class look at me at the same table intentionally or unintentionally, I feel very depressed. For a little girl like Tang Xueying, how many people like to stare at her?

It was another boring class in the morning. After the second class and the third class, I couldn't bear it anymore, and took out the novel book to read again.But I didn't expect Tang Xueying, who was at the same table, to bear such a grudge, and reported to the teacher. I was so angry that I wanted to take her out of the window.He said that women hold grudges the most, and there is nothing wrong with what he said. After such a long time, she still holds grudges.

This time Yu Ting is not so easy to say. She warned me once last time, and now she is warning me for the second time. Of course, it is impossible to just say a few words and make me sit down again. It's on.If she continued to say a few words and let me sit down, then she, the teacher, would not have to continue teaching at Huaxia University. In the end, she had no choice but to let me go to her office after class, and then began to continue lecturing.

And the classmates in the same class began to be silent for me when Tang Xueying gave the report to the teacher, because except for most of each class in the school, they either looked at the teacher from time to time, or looked back at Tang Xueying from time to time.

In addition to reading novels, there are many other things that Tang Xueying pretended not to see. I was the only one who took out the novel book and read it. Before I even opened a few pages, I reported it to the teacher.Of course, there is only one reason for this, and that is that Tang Xueying has her eyes on me. As long as I do other things in class, I will report to the teacher.Except for looking at the scenery, looking left and right, which are impossible to make small reports, I can fight everything.

The wolf friends kept praying for me, and sometimes they would tell me that you won the first prize, fourth child, whoever told you to mess with Tang Xueying, the little witch.What makes me even more depressed is the third child. He even said that the little witch didn't use itching powder for my whole body, and medicines like snot powder that make people runny nose are already considered good, otherwise it would be It made you miserable.

I was also shocked when I heard it, he was tickling powder, snot powder?Thinking of the itching all over my body and the non-stop runny nose, it was as embarrassing as it was.But what the third child said afterwards reassured me a lot, because these medicines are ineffective against people whose cultivation level is one stage higher. In the stage of cultivation, some have to reach the stage of cultivating immortals, but there is one aphrodisiac, which cannot be relieved even in the stage of cultivating gods.When Lao Liuziling heard about aphrodisiacs, he immediately became interested. He once asked the third son why he knew so much, as if there was nothing he didn't know. Finally, he found out that this kid also learned the martial arts secrets of medicine. The name of the cheat book is also called Tang Men Wan Poison Classic.Not only proficient in all kinds of poisons, but also proficient in all kinds of teasing drugs such as itching powder.

Lao Liu Ziling heard that the third child was learning the Tangmen Ten Thousand Poisons Sutra, so he immediately asked the third child to give him some high-grade aphrodisiacs, and was so angry that the third child beat him up again. Fortunately, the third child threatened his son with itching powder. Ziling didn't dare to continue to ask the third child for aphrodisiacs.Joke, what is he doing?The effect of the martial arts series Itching Powder that I have often seen on TV is terrifying. Who can bear it, even people who have practiced iron cloth shirts with golden bells can't resist it.

When Yu Ting asked me to sit down, I whispered to Tang Xueying, "You woman is really unreasonable. Don't think I'm easy to bully. One day I will let you pay back."

I just murmured in a low voice, but I didn't expect Tang Xueying's ears to be so sharp that she could hear such a low voice, and she immediately turned around with a creepy smile on her face.Immediately afterwards, she saw Tang Xueying put her left hand into her pocket, as if she was groping for something, and after a while she put her left hand out of her pocket on the table.Seeing such a change, I have already heard from the third child that if there is such a similar action, let me pay attention, because it is very likely that she is going to use some kind of medicine on me.

Tang Xueying casually put her left hand into her pocket, and then groped for a while to take out her hand. Although this seems to be a simple action, it refers to ordinary people. If it is replaced by a master of medicine, it will definitely not be so simple .Sure enough, what the third child said was correct, Tang Xueying put her left hand in her pocket straightly, but when she withdrew her hand from the pocket and put it back on it, she intentionally swung it towards me.

When I took a closer look at the breeze that Tang Xueying waved towards me, it was mixed with a trace of powder, which looked like dust, but when I looked closely, I found that it was not gray, but very white.When I saw this, I understood that this chick was very annoyed at what I said just now, and used drugs on me. I wouldn't call her a chick, but I didn't expect her to be so vicious. She drugged me in class. Didn't you make me look ugly!
I don't know what kind of medicine she used, but it is necessary to stop these powders flying towards me. I stretched out my right hand, with a slight palm wind that Tang Xueying could not detect, and flicked in Tang Xueying's direction. It was just a slight palm wind, but the wind it brought was huge, like a gust of wind blowing from outside the window, and the medicine powder flew towards Tang Xueying as fast as it was flying.Flying towards Tang Xueying's side was a trivial matter, but these medicinal powders were useless to Tang Xueying, but some of them were blown directly onto the table on Tang Xueying's right, and two men and two women were all hit by this medicinal powder, who knew what it was called.

The two men and two women seemed to be unaware of being hit by the target, and then a miracle happened. The boy who was hit by the powder first felt his nose itch, and then there was snot running down his nose. In class, just cover your nose and inhale hard (disgusting) but take paper in your pocket with the other hand.Immediately afterwards, the girl in front of the boy who already had a runny nose also started to feel itchy nose. She covered her nose with one hand and reached into her schoolbag to find toilet paper with the other hand.Immediately afterwards, the two people next to them also began to feel their noses itchy, and then the snot just flowed down.

The boy who started the first one finally finished smoking. He thought he was getting better, but the fun had just begun, and his nose became more and more itchy. Finally, he couldn’t stop, and then he covered his nose with both hands, trying to The voice was suppressed to the minimum, but it seemed to be of no use at all. There was a loud sound of "Hah sniffing", which frightened every student.And Yu Ting, who was writing on the blackboard with chalk, was so frightened that the chalk broke and fell to the ground.

The boy who sneezed covered his nose with his hands and lowered his head, as if he didn't dare to look at his classmates, but it didn't seem as simple as they thought. A girl, "Hah sniff" is another loud noise, this loud noise is made by a girl, it is different from the previous one, because the previous one was made by a boy.

The girl's loud noise scared all the classmates again. Yu Ting gave away all the chalk and dropped it on the ground. She never thought that someone would sneeze so loudly in class. In the past, if a man and a woman sneezed one after another, there would be a problem.Looking back at a man and a woman who were bowing their heads, before she could speak, there was another loud noise of "Hah". This time, everyone was prepared and not scared!It actually scared my tablemate Tang Xueying, she was wondering how the snot powder that she clearly remembered flying towards me would fly to other people?
Before she could think about it, another sneezing sound came from "Hah sneezing". After four consecutive loud noises, the four students who had inhaled snot powder got better. Yu Ting and The students felt strange when they saw this, why did the four of them sneeze together?But as a teacher, Yu Ting had to go to ask about such a strange thing in class, so she had to put down the textbook in her hand and walked towards the four students on the table behind.Seeing this change, the third child probably guessed something. It is very likely that someone used snot powder in class.

Before Yu Ting came to the front, the boy who was the first to sneeze started to feel itchy nose again, this time it was worse than last time, "Hah, hah" two loud noises in a row, when he finished sneezing One hand was about to grab toilet paper only to find it was covered in snot.So much so that the classmates sitting next to him, including me, could clearly see that the boy's hands were covered with snot, as disgusting as he could be.The students next to them were so frightened that they immediately stood up and retreated far away.At this moment, even the students were a little unbelievable, they all stood up and looked at them, while Yu Ting continued to walk there.

I saw that hand full of disgusting snot, so I wanted to lean on the side and vomit, but in my heart I scolded Tang Xueying for being a femme fatale. Fortunately, I was prepared and had a high level of cultivation, otherwise I would give it to her as the third child said. Play dead.It's only now that I understand how disgusting the snot powder that the third child is talking about is.When Yu Ting came to that boy, seeing such a disgusting scene, she frowned tightly and wanted to stand aside, but she couldn't. As a teacher, it is necessary to care about her students, so she could only step forward Go ask the boy what's wrong, if he's not feeling well.

But before they could speak, the other three sneezed twice in a row, and the ending was still the same as this boy's. The hands covering their noses were full of snot, which was as disgusting as it was disgusting.But Tang Xueying realized at this time that this matter has become a big deal. She quickly took out a bottle of medicine from her pocket, which may be the antidote, and reached out to touch some medicine powder. The medicine powder quickly flew towards the four people.

Then those four boys and girls really recovered and stopped sneezing, but their hands were still full of dirty snot, so Yu Ting had to ask them to wash it off, and the sneezing case caused by Tang Xueying was also caused by her own The antidote lifted them and the case was over.

(End of this chapter)