Warlock Notes

Chapter 42 Judge Cui

By the way, Master Zhang heard me say that he was just down to do some business, so he couldn't help but turn his worries into joy. He pulled me around and looked around, saying that I was thinner, and that I was darker, and commented cheerfully.

Although what Zhang Zhenren said was all irrelevant gossip, it made me feel a lot, because these are relatives.

At this moment, the ghost messenger who sent me here smiled and said, "Aisi, please talk to me, and I'll go back to the gate of the city to run an errand."

I said, "Thank you brother this time. I don't know what my name is. When I go up, I will burn some paper money and gold for my brother."

The ghost guard was very frightened, and hurriedly said that this was his job, how could he take advantage of his brothers, and at the end he had a kind of righteous and selfless spirit.

After sending off the ghost messenger, Zhang Zhenren asked me what I was doing here, and I told him everything I had encountered during this period, and told him that I was going to find Judge Cui and asked him if there was anything I could do.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Zhenren said with a relaxed smile: "Fatty Cui, I know him very well as a teacher. I owed me tens of thousands of Ming coins for playing mahjong last time. I just want to urge him to pay back the money. I'll wait for you." I will take you to find him."

"What, playing mahjong? Still owe you money?" I immediately felt that Zhang Zhenren's serious, fairy-like image in my heart was instantly crushed, and his integrity was shattered.I thought, is this unscientific?I have never heard that mahjong is also played in the underworld.

"What's the matter, is it only allowed to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble in the world, and can't play mahjong in the underworld?" Zhenren Zhang said with his eyes rolled.

"No, it's just... why is there mahjong in this underworld?" I asked curiously.

Zhang Zhenren said: "It's been there for a long time. I don't know which kid's wicked relatives actually burned this thing down below, causing all the people below to play it addictively, hehe..."

Fuck me, my whole perspective is ruined, and I really want to ask him if he has a mobile phone down there.But I didn't ask any more questions, because I saw many people burn paper mobile phones to the people below, but we didn't seem to see a signal tower all the way down here.

At this time, Zhang Zhenren looked at Han Duo behind me, looked at me and said with a strange smile: "Is this girl an apprentice daughter-in-law? It's strange for you to find a girl who looks so juicy."

I was stunned by him in an instant, and hurriedly explained that this is just a friend I just met, how could it be your apprentice-in-law.

But how could Master Zhang believe my words, patted my shoulder and said it was only a matter of time, then praised me a few words, and then walked up to Han Duo and started chatting.In the end, he took out a white jade bracelet from his bosom and said that he would give it to Han Duo, his future apprentice-in-law, as a meeting gift.

Han Duo was very happy, and he was about to take the bracelet. I said, aren't you afraid that after returning to the sun, you are wearing a paper bracelet?
This frightened Han Duo so much that he froze for a moment.Zhang Zhenren slapped me on the head, and said angrily: "Will I give that thing away? Let me tell you, this thing will still be the same even in the Yangshi."

After Han Duo accepted the bracelet, his mouth was very sweet, which made Zhenren Zhang very happy.

Soon after, Zhang Zhenren said that we can't wait too long, so after chatting for a while, he took us to find Judge Cui.

By the way, the yamen where Judge Cui is located is not far from Zhang Zhenren's yamen, just a street or two away.

There is no need to report, there is Zhang Zhenren, and he directly led us into the inner hall.There is a high platform in the inner hall, and there is a person sitting on the high platform. Although he is round and fat, he has a fierce face. He is wearing a black robe and an official hat that looks like the Ming Dynasty. One can tell at a glance that he should be in the underworld. It's an official.

Under the high platform, there are two rows of ghost guards, and the two at the top are very familiar.One of them was wearing a white robe, his face was as white as powder, and he was wearing a white top hat. On the top hat was written four words: "The world is peaceful".He is holding a white mourning stick, and his whole body is white except for his long tongue, which is blood-red. He looks extremely terrifying, with his tongue hanging five or six inches long under his chin, which is no different from a hanged ghost; while the other one is like that On the contrary, the men in white are all black.He was holding a dark soul chain in his hand, with a fierce face, and he was also wearing a tall hat, but this hat was the same black as the clothes on his body, and there were four large characters written on the hat—" Get rich at first sight"!
After seeing the faces of the two of them clearly, I was stunned immediately, "Wow, isn't this the black and white impermanence who wanted to arrest me last time?"
You know, last time I played with them once, I lied to them that there was a plane in the sky, and now we meet here, they won't seek revenge from me, right?
Just when I was worried and scared, the fat man on the high platform above said: "Old man Zhang, why did you come to my small temple? I tell you, if you are here to collect debts, you will be in vain. I have nothing on my hands." Not left."

Zhang Zhenren said: "Go, play tricks on me, you still have no money, who are you going to lie to. But today I am not here to urge you to pay back the money, but to ask you for help if I have something to do."

Hearing this, Judge Cui was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Help, hehe, yes, but we have to settle our accounts."

"I knew you shameless would do this trick with me!" Zhang Zhenren spat out.

Judge Cui chuckled, and then told the people below to go down first, and there were only four of us in the hall.

Judge Cui walked down the hall, Zhenren Zhang introduced us one by one, and then told him what we asked for.Judge Cui nodded and said that it was a trivial matter, so he went to investigate it for us, and let us drink some tea and wait for a while.

After speaking, he returned to the high hall, picked up a thick book and looked it up.

At this time, a servant brought tea and handed it to us.When I opened it, I almost cried out in fright, because this tea is not tea at all, but blood.

This reminded me of the scene when I met Lao Hu and the others for the first time. At that time, I encountered a weasel who made troubles and cooked those human flesh and the like for us to eat.Seeing this kind of thing again now makes me feel sick.

Han Duo saw that my face was pale with fright, and asked me the reason. I told her, don't open the lid of the teacup, because the tea inside is Dixue tea.

Zhang Zhenren on the side took a sip from the teacup, smacked his mouth, and said: "Don't be afraid, this thing is a good thing, it's called Xuejian Mingquan, and it can be regarded as the best in this underworld. I can’t drink it yet. Just drink it, it won’t ruin your stomach.”

I said, this is all blood, can you still drink it?

Zhang Zhenzhen said: "This tea is made from the blood of those evil spirits' tongues, so it is called Xuejian Mingquan. Like those women who talked twice, lied again and again, and talked a lot in the yang world, these people will be tortured after they go to the underworld. The pain of pulling out the tongue, and the punishment of making trouble out of one's mouth, is exactly the same as the so-called tongue-chewing in life, and the ghost who pulls out his tongue chews back after death, and this is exactly the principle."

Hearing this, Han Duo and I looked at each other, and we couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.Unexpectedly, if you talk in chaos in the Yang world, you will be punished like this when you come to the underworld. It is really terrifying. Who knows who can't say a few insincere words?Perhaps this is the karma of gossiping in the Yang world.

Zhang Zhenren said: "It's okay for Han Duo not to drink it, but you must drink this tea, because after drinking this bowl of blood tea, you will have the yin energy of the underworld, and when you walk in the underworld, there will be no evil spirits." I'm in trouble for you."

Fuck, don’t you have to drink if you don’t drink today?So I picked up the teacup, only to feel that the tentacles were icy cold, and when I lifted the lid of the tea, the stench of blood and gorilla hit me, and it made me sick to my stomach before I could taste it.

But seeing Zhang Zhenren staring at me eagerly, I had no choice but to grit my teeth, close my eyes and drink the blood tea in my hand.Then, I just felt like a stream of ice was flowing down my throat, and I couldn't help shivering all over.

Seeing that I drank the blood tea, Zhang Zhenren smiled happily and said that drinking this tea would help me in the future.

At this time, Judge Cui also found out, and he told me that this man named Fu Wenjian is not dead yet, and he still has a few years to live.

Hearing this, Han Duo and I were stunned, thinking that this guy really didn't die.It seems that either Fang Jiuliu is lying to deceive us, or Fu Wenjian deliberately faked his death to deceive everyone.

I immediately asked Magistrate Cui, why did that Fu Wenjian commit so many evils, why did he live so long?

Judge Cui directly shook his head like a rattle, saying that life and death are destiny, this is a definite number, how can one's soul be arrested casually, this is a big event.However, he told me that originally this Fu Wenjian could live to be a hundred years old, but because he has done too much evil, now the lifespan on the life and death book is decreasing and decreasing, and now he is only in his fifties. A short life.

Although it was impossible for Judge Cui to arrest his soul directly, the mission of coming to the underworld was finally completed. After thanking Judge Cui, Zhenren Zhang told me a few words, mainly asking me to do more good deeds and accumulate virtue. One thing is to tell me that when returning to Yang, if you pass through the gate of hell, you must pay attention, don't look back, just go straight forward.If you turn back halfway, you will not be able to go back.

I nodded, remembering what Zhang Zhenren said in my heart.

(End of this chapter)