I'm spoiled in primitive society
Chapter 35 Nonsense
Chapter 35 Nonsense
Seeing that she was only focused on eating by herself, Yu pursed her lips unhappily, and kept her face sullen and silent, like a wayward child.
Yuan Xi sighed helplessly, this guy is getting more and more clingy, and if he ignores him for a while, he will throw a temper tantrum.This is not looking for a husband, but more like a son.
He picked a piece of fat and thin meat between the vegetables, and stuffed it into his mouth angrily.
When the food entered his mouth, Yu followed his heart, grinned happily, and chewed happily.
Swallowing what was in his mouth, he elbowed Yuan Xi, opened his mouth for her to see, then turned his gaze to the barbecue, and slapped his eyebrows.
No way, another piece was stuffed in his mouth.
In this way, Yuan Xi ate a piece by herself and fed Yu a piece, busying herself for a whole meal.
She suddenly felt like raising a son.
Finally finished eating, she lowered her two poor arms, drooping the corners of her mouth.
Keep lifting and lowering, lifting and lowering, my arms are sore.
Yu sat behind her and held her in his arms.Yuan Xi was not too polite, she leaned on him with all her weight.
He stretched out two big hands to gently knead her arms, his movements were gentle and pampering.
Yuan Xi raised her head in surprise to see his expression, Yu smiled lightly, as proud as a spring breeze, as if what he was doing was a big deal and he was proud of it.
he knows!
This guy, how can he be so good, so know how to hurt others, he is no worse than many loyal dog boyfriends in later generations.
"In the future, I will pack it for you."
Yu noticed her gaze, lowered his eyelids, and looked at her with tender eyes like spring water, which made her stare intently and her heart beat faster.
It's over, I was teased again!
In the past few days, Yuan Xi felt that she couldn't hold her head up anymore.
why?
The female beasts are okay, they are of the same gender anyway, it doesn't matter whether they wear them or not.
The male beast will not work.
Recently, in order to hide from the rain, all the people of the tribe gathered in the cave.Things like leaves are fragile, and it is difficult to go out during the rainy season. Basically all the leaves of the male beasts are broken.
Walking around in the cave wearing broken leaves all day long, some even hated the burden of leaves and went back and forth naked without any shyness, which made Yuan Xi feel extremely embarrassed.
But that's just her personal feeling.The other female beasts didn't respond to this, and they pretended not to see it when they saw it, and they did whatever they wanted, without delaying anything.
It can't be done on the New Year's Eve. People of later generations will have to go out on the street shirtless for a long time.If someone dares to wear something that looks like a leaf on the street, he will be arrested and locked up for a few days if he is not beaten to death.
For this reason, except for the necessary physiological excretion, she basically sat in the position that belonged to her and stayed there without raising her eyes. The main reason was that she couldn't appreciate the expression techniques similar to body art.
Fortunately, Yu has been wearing the straw pants she wove, and besides her, Yu is the one with the best privacy protection.In this regard, she is quite comforted.She'd be crazy if her husband was being admired by men and women looking at him every moment.
She leaned against the stone wall and closed her eyes to ponder. In order for her eyes to function normally, and for the cervical spine not to become curved because she couldn't raise her head all day, she needed to solve the problem of everyone's clothing as soon as possible.
Even just a pair of Haier underpants is better than naked.
Just do it.
The rain outside did not show any signs of stopping, so I couldn't go out to look for raw materials, and all I could use was animal skins.
She suddenly thought of Monkey King in Journey to the West. Before he became a Buddha, didn't he always wear a tiger skin skirt? He was quite mighty.It wouldn't be a bad idea to make animal skin skirts for every male beast according to that appearance.
After thinking about the whole picture of Sun Wukong's tiger skin skirt several times, and finally decided on the style and decided to show off his skills, he realized that things were not as simple as imagined.
Although there are not many animal skins, it is enough to make a few.However, the animal hide is thick and hard, how to cut it?I tried my best to cut it, but what to sew it with?finger?nonsense.
Shit, one step at a time, why is it so difficult to change the world?
When Yu came over, Yuan Xi was holding a thin bone and studying it over and over again, her eyes were fixed on it as if glued to it, and she didn't even bother to lift her eyelids when he came back.
He bent down and sat beside her, humming softly.
no response.
Then leaned closer to her and hummed softly.
no response.
Yu was particularly dissatisfied with being ignored, and even more dissatisfied because he had repeatedly reminded him that he still hadn't gotten the baby's attention.
"What is this?" After waiting for a long time without getting a response, he finally took the initiative to ask.
Yuan Xi glanced at him as if waking up from a dream, her eyes brightened.
She can't help it, but it doesn't mean her man can't help it, right?
She held up the small bone to Yu's face like a baby, "Yu, can you help me grind this very finely, as thin as a grass stalk?"
It was fine to grind finely, but what the grass stalks were, he didn't know.
Yuan Xi ran to the entrance of the cave, picked a thinner section of the vine, and handed it to him, "It's that thin, then one side is pointed and the other side is blunt, and finally a small hole is made on the blunt side."
Yu admitted that he didn't understand.Recently, his mother animal has been saying words he has never heard, so that he often feels a little silly.
There was no other way, Yuan Xi had no choice but to drag him to a place where there was soil, draw the shape of what she wanted on the soil with a branch, then point to the vine in her hand, and tell him that it would be as thin as the vine.
After thinking for a while, Yu picked up the small bone and went to Kan.Although Kan is tall and thick, his craftsmanship is extremely exquisite. The stone tools he excavated are always lighter, more beautiful and more practical than those of others.As long as there is a technical job, it is not Canmo.
The ingenuity of the ancients was really extraordinary.
When the sun was about to sink, Yu came back happily, holding two polished bone needles in his hand.
Yuan Xi took it over and took a look, I'll go, this is too delicate.
Except that it was a little thicker, everything else was exactly as she imagined, and even the small holes for threading were regular ovals.
The admiration for primitive humans arises spontaneously.
In later generations, after thousands of years of civilization evolution, with only a few stones and bones, I am afraid that no one can make needles to such an exquisite level.
Her highly educated modern people have been worrying about it for a long time, but in the hands of the ancients, it took more than an hour to finish the work, both in terms of quality and appearance.
With the needle, next came the scissors.
She's less optimistic about making scissors, though.
After all, it is still in the ancient stone age. Without metal, it is impossible to make scissors out of stone.
She told Yu what she wanted for a long time, but Yu didn't understand.
Yu can't be blamed for this.The evolution of civilization spanning tens of thousands of years directly caused primitive humans to make cross-shaped scissors, which are said to have evolved in the fifth century AD, which is indeed very counterproductive.
But in order to let everyone put on the fig leaf, what should be pulled out has to be pulled out.
(End of this chapter)
Seeing that she was only focused on eating by herself, Yu pursed her lips unhappily, and kept her face sullen and silent, like a wayward child.
Yuan Xi sighed helplessly, this guy is getting more and more clingy, and if he ignores him for a while, he will throw a temper tantrum.This is not looking for a husband, but more like a son.
He picked a piece of fat and thin meat between the vegetables, and stuffed it into his mouth angrily.
When the food entered his mouth, Yu followed his heart, grinned happily, and chewed happily.
Swallowing what was in his mouth, he elbowed Yuan Xi, opened his mouth for her to see, then turned his gaze to the barbecue, and slapped his eyebrows.
No way, another piece was stuffed in his mouth.
In this way, Yuan Xi ate a piece by herself and fed Yu a piece, busying herself for a whole meal.
She suddenly felt like raising a son.
Finally finished eating, she lowered her two poor arms, drooping the corners of her mouth.
Keep lifting and lowering, lifting and lowering, my arms are sore.
Yu sat behind her and held her in his arms.Yuan Xi was not too polite, she leaned on him with all her weight.
He stretched out two big hands to gently knead her arms, his movements were gentle and pampering.
Yuan Xi raised her head in surprise to see his expression, Yu smiled lightly, as proud as a spring breeze, as if what he was doing was a big deal and he was proud of it.
he knows!
This guy, how can he be so good, so know how to hurt others, he is no worse than many loyal dog boyfriends in later generations.
"In the future, I will pack it for you."
Yu noticed her gaze, lowered his eyelids, and looked at her with tender eyes like spring water, which made her stare intently and her heart beat faster.
It's over, I was teased again!
In the past few days, Yuan Xi felt that she couldn't hold her head up anymore.
why?
The female beasts are okay, they are of the same gender anyway, it doesn't matter whether they wear them or not.
The male beast will not work.
Recently, in order to hide from the rain, all the people of the tribe gathered in the cave.Things like leaves are fragile, and it is difficult to go out during the rainy season. Basically all the leaves of the male beasts are broken.
Walking around in the cave wearing broken leaves all day long, some even hated the burden of leaves and went back and forth naked without any shyness, which made Yuan Xi feel extremely embarrassed.
But that's just her personal feeling.The other female beasts didn't respond to this, and they pretended not to see it when they saw it, and they did whatever they wanted, without delaying anything.
It can't be done on the New Year's Eve. People of later generations will have to go out on the street shirtless for a long time.If someone dares to wear something that looks like a leaf on the street, he will be arrested and locked up for a few days if he is not beaten to death.
For this reason, except for the necessary physiological excretion, she basically sat in the position that belonged to her and stayed there without raising her eyes. The main reason was that she couldn't appreciate the expression techniques similar to body art.
Fortunately, Yu has been wearing the straw pants she wove, and besides her, Yu is the one with the best privacy protection.In this regard, she is quite comforted.She'd be crazy if her husband was being admired by men and women looking at him every moment.
She leaned against the stone wall and closed her eyes to ponder. In order for her eyes to function normally, and for the cervical spine not to become curved because she couldn't raise her head all day, she needed to solve the problem of everyone's clothing as soon as possible.
Even just a pair of Haier underpants is better than naked.
Just do it.
The rain outside did not show any signs of stopping, so I couldn't go out to look for raw materials, and all I could use was animal skins.
She suddenly thought of Monkey King in Journey to the West. Before he became a Buddha, didn't he always wear a tiger skin skirt? He was quite mighty.It wouldn't be a bad idea to make animal skin skirts for every male beast according to that appearance.
After thinking about the whole picture of Sun Wukong's tiger skin skirt several times, and finally decided on the style and decided to show off his skills, he realized that things were not as simple as imagined.
Although there are not many animal skins, it is enough to make a few.However, the animal hide is thick and hard, how to cut it?I tried my best to cut it, but what to sew it with?finger?nonsense.
Shit, one step at a time, why is it so difficult to change the world?
When Yu came over, Yuan Xi was holding a thin bone and studying it over and over again, her eyes were fixed on it as if glued to it, and she didn't even bother to lift her eyelids when he came back.
He bent down and sat beside her, humming softly.
no response.
Then leaned closer to her and hummed softly.
no response.
Yu was particularly dissatisfied with being ignored, and even more dissatisfied because he had repeatedly reminded him that he still hadn't gotten the baby's attention.
"What is this?" After waiting for a long time without getting a response, he finally took the initiative to ask.
Yuan Xi glanced at him as if waking up from a dream, her eyes brightened.
She can't help it, but it doesn't mean her man can't help it, right?
She held up the small bone to Yu's face like a baby, "Yu, can you help me grind this very finely, as thin as a grass stalk?"
It was fine to grind finely, but what the grass stalks were, he didn't know.
Yuan Xi ran to the entrance of the cave, picked a thinner section of the vine, and handed it to him, "It's that thin, then one side is pointed and the other side is blunt, and finally a small hole is made on the blunt side."
Yu admitted that he didn't understand.Recently, his mother animal has been saying words he has never heard, so that he often feels a little silly.
There was no other way, Yuan Xi had no choice but to drag him to a place where there was soil, draw the shape of what she wanted on the soil with a branch, then point to the vine in her hand, and tell him that it would be as thin as the vine.
After thinking for a while, Yu picked up the small bone and went to Kan.Although Kan is tall and thick, his craftsmanship is extremely exquisite. The stone tools he excavated are always lighter, more beautiful and more practical than those of others.As long as there is a technical job, it is not Canmo.
The ingenuity of the ancients was really extraordinary.
When the sun was about to sink, Yu came back happily, holding two polished bone needles in his hand.
Yuan Xi took it over and took a look, I'll go, this is too delicate.
Except that it was a little thicker, everything else was exactly as she imagined, and even the small holes for threading were regular ovals.
The admiration for primitive humans arises spontaneously.
In later generations, after thousands of years of civilization evolution, with only a few stones and bones, I am afraid that no one can make needles to such an exquisite level.
Her highly educated modern people have been worrying about it for a long time, but in the hands of the ancients, it took more than an hour to finish the work, both in terms of quality and appearance.
With the needle, next came the scissors.
She's less optimistic about making scissors, though.
After all, it is still in the ancient stone age. Without metal, it is impossible to make scissors out of stone.
She told Yu what she wanted for a long time, but Yu didn't understand.
Yu can't be blamed for this.The evolution of civilization spanning tens of thousands of years directly caused primitive humans to make cross-shaped scissors, which are said to have evolved in the fifth century AD, which is indeed very counterproductive.
But in order to let everyone put on the fig leaf, what should be pulled out has to be pulled out.
(End of this chapter)
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