I'm spoiled in primitive society

Chapter 37 Wedding
wedding?Be with you for the rest of your life, can't you go back on your word?Sounds good, give it a try.

After some discussion, Yuan Xi waved her hand and set the wedding time for the next evening when the sun was setting. (However, it's still raining, and no one knows when the sun will set. It can only be based on feeling.)
The glow of the sunset indicates a new round of rising sun and the recovery of all things. It is a good time with infinite hope and future.

Although these are not actually visible, they can be arbitrarily similar!

Dan learned how to make animal skin clothes, and hid shyly and sewed them.Looking at that rosy little face, she must be sewing a wedding dress for Xuan.

Yuan Xi was so happy that her eyes lit up, she pulled Yu excitedly, and rushed to make an umbrella overnight.

She originally wanted to get a red hijab, but there was no dye, and she couldn't let the bride marry with a black animal skin hijab.She once had a classmate who was an ethnic minority and wore a red umbrella on her wedding day, so she thought of using an umbrella instead of a red hijab.

I heard that umbrellas in ancient times have rich meanings, one is to drive away evil spirits, and the other is to express awe of the sky.No matter which of these two items is placed, it has far-reaching significance at this time.

Before she came here, she attended a good sister's wedding.The sister is an ethnic minority. When she got married, her in-laws prepared a red umbrella for her, saying it was auspicious.

At Dan's wedding, Yuan Xi boldly adopted this form.Although this move is really forced and helpless, it can be regarded as the same goal by different routes.

It's just that his umbrella is a bright red satin umbrella, while Dan's is a green leaf umbrella.Such a bold use of green umbrellas, in fact, in this era, male beasts do not have a deep understanding of the green color on their heads.Otherwise, she might get beaten.

In any case, I have done my best, and there is no lack of grandeur that should be.This was the first wedding in the primitive society, and it was in the rainy season when you couldn't even leave the house, so it was not bad.

As for the controversy over the color, if she doesn't say it, no one knows.

The life of the savages is monotonous and rough. It has been passed down through generations. It is just a matter of a word for a male beast to find a female beast. There has never been any wedding.

Suddenly hearing the word wedding, the savages are still very interested.

After all, the savages who were not allowed to go out for more than a month and used to running around the mountains all day were going crazy.It is a good thing to find something new and let them dissipate the energy they have accumulated over the past.

Early in the morning, Yuan Xi and the female beasts snatched Dan away from Muma and took him to another cave.

Under Yuan Xi's guidance, Zhi Ze locked Xuan in another cave and prevented the two newcomers from meeting.

Deng chose a relatively small but secluded place for them, laid out animal skins, and used it as the new couple's new house.Not far from the hide, two branches were inserted.

Deng humbly asked Yuan Xi why tree branches should be planted in the wedding.

Yuan Xi said that this is called a wedding candle, which should be lit when the wedding is over, and the bride must blow out the candle before consummating the marriage with the bride.

Deng only got a rough idea of ​​what she said, which meant that the two branches had to be set ablaze and then blown out by the fan, otherwise she would not be allowed to sleep.

As for wedding candles, consummation of the house and so on, it is enough to understand, there is no need to make it too clear.

Just when Yuan Xi waited until the flowers were about to wither, the evening finally came.

God was so kind to face that he actually removed the dark clouds that had filled the sky for more than a month and allowed the sun to come out.

The long-lost multicolored glow illuminates the whole world, and the dark cave is covered with a golden halo.

Yuan Xi made herself and Yu the masters of the marriage, and Dan's mother, father, and Xuan's mother were the witnesses.

She specially moved three big stones, the middle one was for her and Yu to sit on, and the other two were allocated to the family members of the bride and groom.

The savages cheered, and surrounded the newcomers from the left and right sides. Qing stuffed the two ends of the long knotted hair woven with grass leaves into the hands of the two newcomers.

This is done by the female beasts all morning.First weaved two slender belts, Yuan Xi gave full play to her dexterity, and made a huge grass flower, which was tied with the two belts. Except for the wrong color and material, it seemed to be used for weddings in ancient times. hair knot.

Yuan Xi stood up from the stone and acted as the master of ceremonies.Originally, Yu was supposed to go up, but unfortunately Yu resolutely refused, so he had to go up by himself.

"Worship heaven and earth!"

Zhi and Qing pressed one each, making them kneel at the entrance of the cave and kowtow three times to the outside.

"Two thanks to the high hall!"

"Happy husband and wife."

After completing the three prayers, Dan and Xuan are still in a forced state.

They haven't stopped since last night, and they are very tired from being tossed about by the whole tribe.

Xuan didn't understand until now, he just chose the female beast, why it took so much trouble.And Dan just found the male beast, moved to Xuan's wooden house and it was over. What happened to the tossing from head to toe, from black to white.

At that time, they didn't know, and they would never know, that in the history of human civilization, they should be the first couple to get married.

"Drink a cup of soup."

For this link, Yuan Xi was a little upset.But there is no way, there is no wine in the primitive society, and the drinking water is too thin, so the bowl is filled with the broth that has been carefully cooked by the mother, as the name suggests, a cup of soup.

Lin Hedeng held the stone bowl solemnly and handed it to the two of them.

Dan and Xuan raised their bowls and were about to drink.To be honest, it's been a day, and they haven't been allowed to eat and drink well. They are really hungry and thirsty.

"Hey, wait a minute." Seeing that the posture was wrong, Yuan Xi hurriedly spoke to stop it.

Give a cup of soup, you have to pay, what's the matter if you drink your own?
He strode forward, wrapped the arms of the two people together, and then
Then, she found that she couldn't drink anymore.

Although it is called a stone bowl, it is actually not much smaller than a small basin.There are two main reasons for not being able to drink. One is that the bowl is too heavy, and it takes too much effort to hold it in one hand. bowl.

What's wrong with this, three bows and nine kowtows have been passed, only the last trembling is missing, and I have to deal with it no matter what.

Tapping her chin lightly with her fingers was Yuan Xi's standard action when she was thinking, compared to brother Yixiu who circled her head with both hands when she was thinking.

Oh, yes.

I couldn't fit two bowls, so I had to change it to one bowl for two people to drink.

Although the ceremony has been simplified, people who love each other pay attention to the relationship between their hearts, and they will never care about a bowl.

Yuan Xi asked Dan and Xuan to hold out their bowls with one hand, and put them to their mouths to drink together.

"One heart and one mind, a hundred years of good cooperation."

The joyful voice of Yuanxi sounded simultaneously when the two couples drank the cup of soup together.

In fact, the savages don't know what it means to be of one heart and one mind, nor what a hundred years of harmony is.

But whatever, it's a blessing anyway, it's your business if you don't understand.

Who says who is happy!
Just take a sip to express your meaning, don't drink, there is a next step.

Yuan Xi hurried forward to grab the bowls in their hands, but the two husband and wife were united, holding on tightly and refusing to let go, and killed the whole bowl of soup.After drinking, he licked the corner of his lips with satisfaction.

　When writing this episode, I really couldn't hold back, I finished laughing.

　　
　
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