Chapter 40 That's a Monster (2)

"Hey~~, I also heard that he has to drink some human blood and eat some raw meat every day, so there are people in his palace who prepare these for him."

What the man said was as if he was actually there, Doudou remembered that there were indeed people who cannibalized human flesh in history, and couldn't help but doubt the authenticity.

"Don't make a fuss and listen to me. Didn't you just say that King Wuwei is in good spirits? I have a distant relative who is in charge of delivering food to his palace. I heard that King Wuwei had sex with seven women in one night, but in the end they all failed." The one who survived died in an ugly way, like a mummy, everyone is like this!!
Besides, on his body, I heard that there is a snake-like tail hidden in the hem of his clothes! ! "

The people sitting gasped, and Doudou couldn't help but start to cramp.

"Miss Bao, are you okay?" Shaoqing was a little worried when she saw her twitching.

Doudou clutched her stomach and turned around sadly, her little face was distorted.

"What's the matter, Miss Bao, are you feeling unwell?"

Shaoqing asked with concern, did you know that Doudou laughed out loud all of a sudden, that was a loud...

"Hahahaha... I can't do it anymore, I, I can't bear it... so sad, haha... idiots, hahaha... outside, a group of idiots..."

Doudou laughed non-stop, rolled on the ground, and the door was knocked open by her, and the group of people outside looked at her directly for what she said and the way she smiled.

"Ugly, are you eavesdropping?"

"No, you can't say that." Doudou breathed a sigh of relief: "Your voices are so loud, I don't think I can't hear them."

"Ugly, just listen to it and laugh!"

"Can I not laugh? Let me sum it up for you. King Wuwei has a tooth as sharp and big as a shark, so his mouth must be big to hold it. That's it..."

Get some water and paint on the floor.

"Then his hair can kill people like a knife and gun, and he is as strong as a bear, and he has a big tail. His appearance is probably like this. This is simply, simply a monster, or a monster with four different shapes. The emperor doesn't care. That's how it should be."

Everyone was also frightened by the way she drew.

"Then, what do you think King Wuwei is like?"

Doudou thought for a while and stood up: "If his body is like a bear, then his eyes should be like copper bells, and his stomach should be this big!!"

"Like a watermelon, why?"

"The emperor eats well and doesn't do any work, so he has grown fat."

"rational."

"And the white and tender eyes and small eyes are not good."

"And why?"

"Because the emperor has a lot of servants who don't need to do anything, and the skin care products they use are also the best. They must be white and tender. He only takes seven in one night, and it's 550 five in a year. There are five thousand and eleven beauties in two years, slowly adding up, the beauties who have sex with him, alas, I can't figure it out, where can I find so many beauties, I can't be satisfied if I keep giving birth , So, he must have bad eyesight, or he has special interests."

When everyone heard this, they felt that it was too right, and they nodded one after another.

(End of this chapter)

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