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Chapter 170 Lu Bu, Do You Like Men?
Chapter 170 Lu Bu, Do You Like Men?
In just a blink of an eye, Ju Yi's two hundred personal guards were beaten to pieces and almost wiped out.
Then, Guo Jia looked at Ju Yi who was stunned.
Even Guo Jia himself didn't expect that originally he just wanted to besiege Wei and save Zhao and rescue Lv Bu, but now he had a chance to catch a big sheep.
Ju Yi naturally saw malicious intentions in Guo Jia's eyes, and when he looked around, there was not a single soldier left, and he fell into infinite panic all of a sudden.
1000 went to the camp first, and were attacked by Lu Bu and wiped out 2000 people. Less than 3000 people were killed or injured on the frontal battlefield. Guo Jia stoned [-] archers to death, and [-] people were sent to the mountain by Ju Yi. , the remaining more than [-] people are all besieging the Bingzhou Army.
With an army of 1 people, there was not even one left by Ju Yi's side.
"Come on! Come on! Guards!" Ju Yi called for help to the 3000 people while running towards the battle group.If I remember correctly, this was the third time he called for help today. The first two times were forced by Lu Bu, but the third time was forced by Guo Jia.
It's a pity that he had been hit by Lu Bu before, and his body was injured, so he couldn't run at full speed.
And Guo Jia sent Dian Wei, this four-legged super general who can run over a horse with two feet, can Ju Yi still escape?
Snapped--
Snapped--
"Hey." Guo Jiaxie looked at Ju Yi, who was slipped by Dian Weiti, with a smile, and stretched out a hand to pat his left cheek.
"Run! Why don't you run? Aren't you good at running?"
That way, it looks like a senior student humiliating a lower grade student on the ground, like a villain molesting a girl from a good family on the street, but it doesn't look like a well-educated scholar targeting a military general.
Ju Yi, who has always been proud, couldn't bear this kind of humiliation, his face flushed, and he wanted to turn his head away, but the huge Dian Wei made him unable to turn his head at all.
"Huh! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" The helpless Ju Yi could only utter a bold statement, expressing his heart that he would rather die than surrender.
However, Guo Jia ignored him at all, and stretched out his hand to pat his right cheek: "Hey, is he quite character? It's a pity, in front of me, you can't die if you want to die."
Snapped--
Snapped--
"You" felt the hot cheeks on both sides, and Ju Yi knew that there must be a lot of five fingerprints on his face without looking at it, which made Ju Yi, who had a high self-esteem, almost wanted to commit suicide.
But just as Ju Yi thought, he is not even qualified to commit suicide now.
"You bastard, I curse you!" Ju Yi trembled all over, trying to provoke Guo Jia to let him kill himself.
It's just that when he turned his head to look at Guo Jia, he found that the rogue scholar didn't look at him at all, which made the proud Ju Yi stagnate again, feeling a deep humiliation.
That's right, Guo Jia is looking at the frontal battlefield at this moment, and nodded dissatisfied.
Alas, I just wanted to keep a low profile, why did I still cause such a big commotion?Seeing these three or 4000 people all staring at me dumbfounded, what a sin!
"Hmph! Aren't you afraid of lightning strikes from the sky?" Just as Guo Jia was secretly obsessed, an old man in a different dimension said bitterly: "But he looks like me, hahaha! As expected It's mine. Mmm."
At the end, the old man suddenly stopped talking, as if deliberately concealing something.
"Lu Fengxian!" In the Taihang Mountains, Guo Jia looked at Lu Bu: "Why are you still in a daze, why don't you hurry over here!"
"Ah?" Lu Bu was still at a loss. He never imagined that five people who came out of nowhere could do what he couldn't do with the three thousand Bingzhou Army, and it didn't take much effort at all.
"Oh!" But now is not the time to pursue, after all, I and my brothers are exhausted and have no strength to fight anymore.
When Lu Bu led the Bingzhou army out of the encirclement and walked behind Guo Jia, the two thousand soldiers that Ju Yi had sent up the mountain to enter the camp first finally returned.
Five thousand entered the camp first, and it was still a huge team. The Bingzhou Army, who had finally escaped from death and took a breath, became nervous again, and all of them held swords and spears, preparing for a battle.
"Okay, okay, I'm here, you guys rest, don't waste your energy." Guo Jia waved at them and said impatiently.
Guo Jia looked very beating. If it was normal, the Bingzhou Army would not have beaten Guo Jia on his way home from school.
But now, they let go of what they just mentioned.I don't know why, but it is actually more stable than when Lu Bu came back from killing him.
"Old man Ju, how do you train soldiers? How do you train them to look like idiots? Those who go up and down the mountain don't know what they are doing, aren't they tired?" Guo Jia looked at Ju Yi again.
"Hahaha!." All the Bingzhou Army laughed, and even Lu Bu, who had been keeping a cold face, relaxed a little.
Ju old man?I'm only in my 30s, okay?Not much older than you, do you look that old?
There is also the issue of military training. My soldiers are the strongest army in Jizhou.
As for why my soldiers ran up and down, isn't it your fault?You still have the face to ask me?
Ju Yi wanted to curse Guo Jia when he opened his mouth, but found that Guo Jia waved his hand again.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'm not interested in listening to it. If you are such a stupid general, you will naturally become an idiot after training."
"Hahaha!" Bingzhou Army laughed again, seeming to have forgotten the bloody battlefield and the exhaustion of the whole body.
And Lu Bu also stared at Guo Jia closely, with a strange light in his eyes, who is this!Fortunately, he is not my opponent, otherwise I would rather surrender than fight him.
"Uh"
puff--
Ju Yi spat out a mouthful of old blood, he had no strength to speak, and no heart to speak, the boy opposite was really shameless.
Since you are not interested in listening, why do you ask?
And I'm not stupid at all, if it wasn't for you bastard who ran out, I would have already cleaned up Lu Bu.
Guo Jia felt that someone was staring at him, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Lu Bu, who was half a head taller than him. The difference in height made Guo Jia very unhappy.Is it great to be tall?You actually made me look up at you, making my neck sore.
"Lu Fengxian, why are you staring at me? You probably like men, right? I tell you that even if you like me, I won't want you."
"Uh, cough, cough"
Lu Bu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, his face was flushed, and he was so ashamed that he could hardly speak.
I am a serious straight man who only likes women. Don't think that I will like you because you are white, thin and have a pretty face.
No, even if you are not white and thin, with a pretty face, I will not like you.
No, er, Lu Bu is almost going crazy.Anyway, no matter what you look like, I won't like you.
"Hahaha!."
Seeing that his always majestic general blushed for the first time, Bingzhou Army couldn't believe his eyes. After thinking carefully, he laughed for the third time.
"Feng Xiao, don't tell me you're jealous that someone's parents are taller than you. I said, why don't you let me kill someone? You're jealous of my height." At this moment, Dian Wei interjected inappropriately. talk.
Damn, why do you guess so accurately at a time like this?Guo Jia has a guilty conscience of being seen through.
Grandma, with your face, let alone nine feet, even if it is eighteen feet, I will not be jealous of you.
"Dian Wuji, your salary for this month is gone again."
Guo Jia howled terribly, as for why again, you understand.
ps: Before I know it, there are already two hundred chapters, thank you for your support and encouragement, I will continue to work hard!
(End of this chapter)
In just a blink of an eye, Ju Yi's two hundred personal guards were beaten to pieces and almost wiped out.
Then, Guo Jia looked at Ju Yi who was stunned.
Even Guo Jia himself didn't expect that originally he just wanted to besiege Wei and save Zhao and rescue Lv Bu, but now he had a chance to catch a big sheep.
Ju Yi naturally saw malicious intentions in Guo Jia's eyes, and when he looked around, there was not a single soldier left, and he fell into infinite panic all of a sudden.
1000 went to the camp first, and were attacked by Lu Bu and wiped out 2000 people. Less than 3000 people were killed or injured on the frontal battlefield. Guo Jia stoned [-] archers to death, and [-] people were sent to the mountain by Ju Yi. , the remaining more than [-] people are all besieging the Bingzhou Army.
With an army of 1 people, there was not even one left by Ju Yi's side.
"Come on! Come on! Guards!" Ju Yi called for help to the 3000 people while running towards the battle group.If I remember correctly, this was the third time he called for help today. The first two times were forced by Lu Bu, but the third time was forced by Guo Jia.
It's a pity that he had been hit by Lu Bu before, and his body was injured, so he couldn't run at full speed.
And Guo Jia sent Dian Wei, this four-legged super general who can run over a horse with two feet, can Ju Yi still escape?
Snapped--
Snapped--
"Hey." Guo Jiaxie looked at Ju Yi, who was slipped by Dian Weiti, with a smile, and stretched out a hand to pat his left cheek.
"Run! Why don't you run? Aren't you good at running?"
That way, it looks like a senior student humiliating a lower grade student on the ground, like a villain molesting a girl from a good family on the street, but it doesn't look like a well-educated scholar targeting a military general.
Ju Yi, who has always been proud, couldn't bear this kind of humiliation, his face flushed, and he wanted to turn his head away, but the huge Dian Wei made him unable to turn his head at all.
"Huh! A scholar can be killed but not humiliated!" The helpless Ju Yi could only utter a bold statement, expressing his heart that he would rather die than surrender.
However, Guo Jia ignored him at all, and stretched out his hand to pat his right cheek: "Hey, is he quite character? It's a pity, in front of me, you can't die if you want to die."
Snapped--
Snapped--
"You" felt the hot cheeks on both sides, and Ju Yi knew that there must be a lot of five fingerprints on his face without looking at it, which made Ju Yi, who had a high self-esteem, almost wanted to commit suicide.
But just as Ju Yi thought, he is not even qualified to commit suicide now.
"You bastard, I curse you!" Ju Yi trembled all over, trying to provoke Guo Jia to let him kill himself.
It's just that when he turned his head to look at Guo Jia, he found that the rogue scholar didn't look at him at all, which made the proud Ju Yi stagnate again, feeling a deep humiliation.
That's right, Guo Jia is looking at the frontal battlefield at this moment, and nodded dissatisfied.
Alas, I just wanted to keep a low profile, why did I still cause such a big commotion?Seeing these three or 4000 people all staring at me dumbfounded, what a sin!
"Hmph! Aren't you afraid of lightning strikes from the sky?" Just as Guo Jia was secretly obsessed, an old man in a different dimension said bitterly: "But he looks like me, hahaha! As expected It's mine. Mmm."
At the end, the old man suddenly stopped talking, as if deliberately concealing something.
"Lu Fengxian!" In the Taihang Mountains, Guo Jia looked at Lu Bu: "Why are you still in a daze, why don't you hurry over here!"
"Ah?" Lu Bu was still at a loss. He never imagined that five people who came out of nowhere could do what he couldn't do with the three thousand Bingzhou Army, and it didn't take much effort at all.
"Oh!" But now is not the time to pursue, after all, I and my brothers are exhausted and have no strength to fight anymore.
When Lu Bu led the Bingzhou army out of the encirclement and walked behind Guo Jia, the two thousand soldiers that Ju Yi had sent up the mountain to enter the camp first finally returned.
Five thousand entered the camp first, and it was still a huge team. The Bingzhou Army, who had finally escaped from death and took a breath, became nervous again, and all of them held swords and spears, preparing for a battle.
"Okay, okay, I'm here, you guys rest, don't waste your energy." Guo Jia waved at them and said impatiently.
Guo Jia looked very beating. If it was normal, the Bingzhou Army would not have beaten Guo Jia on his way home from school.
But now, they let go of what they just mentioned.I don't know why, but it is actually more stable than when Lu Bu came back from killing him.
"Old man Ju, how do you train soldiers? How do you train them to look like idiots? Those who go up and down the mountain don't know what they are doing, aren't they tired?" Guo Jia looked at Ju Yi again.
"Hahaha!." All the Bingzhou Army laughed, and even Lu Bu, who had been keeping a cold face, relaxed a little.
Ju old man?I'm only in my 30s, okay?Not much older than you, do you look that old?
There is also the issue of military training. My soldiers are the strongest army in Jizhou.
As for why my soldiers ran up and down, isn't it your fault?You still have the face to ask me?
Ju Yi wanted to curse Guo Jia when he opened his mouth, but found that Guo Jia waved his hand again.
"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, I'm not interested in listening to it. If you are such a stupid general, you will naturally become an idiot after training."
"Hahaha!" Bingzhou Army laughed again, seeming to have forgotten the bloody battlefield and the exhaustion of the whole body.
And Lu Bu also stared at Guo Jia closely, with a strange light in his eyes, who is this!Fortunately, he is not my opponent, otherwise I would rather surrender than fight him.
"Uh"
puff--
Ju Yi spat out a mouthful of old blood, he had no strength to speak, and no heart to speak, the boy opposite was really shameless.
Since you are not interested in listening, why do you ask?
And I'm not stupid at all, if it wasn't for you bastard who ran out, I would have already cleaned up Lu Bu.
Guo Jia felt that someone was staring at him, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Lu Bu, who was half a head taller than him. The difference in height made Guo Jia very unhappy.Is it great to be tall?You actually made me look up at you, making my neck sore.
"Lu Fengxian, why are you staring at me? You probably like men, right? I tell you that even if you like me, I won't want you."
"Uh, cough, cough"
Lu Bu almost spat out a mouthful of blood, his face was flushed, and he was so ashamed that he could hardly speak.
I am a serious straight man who only likes women. Don't think that I will like you because you are white, thin and have a pretty face.
No, even if you are not white and thin, with a pretty face, I will not like you.
No, er, Lu Bu is almost going crazy.Anyway, no matter what you look like, I won't like you.
"Hahaha!."
Seeing that his always majestic general blushed for the first time, Bingzhou Army couldn't believe his eyes. After thinking carefully, he laughed for the third time.
"Feng Xiao, don't tell me you're jealous that someone's parents are taller than you. I said, why don't you let me kill someone? You're jealous of my height." At this moment, Dian Wei interjected inappropriately. talk.
Damn, why do you guess so accurately at a time like this?Guo Jia has a guilty conscience of being seen through.
Grandma, with your face, let alone nine feet, even if it is eighteen feet, I will not be jealous of you.
"Dian Wuji, your salary for this month is gone again."
Guo Jia howled terribly, as for why again, you understand.
ps: Before I know it, there are already two hundred chapters, thank you for your support and encouragement, I will continue to work hard!
(End of this chapter)
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