Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 151 [No.163] Meeting two "drunk men" in a row?
After more than ten years of schooling, Xie Wenjun has not participated in several opening ceremonies. It seems that he must be late on the first day of school. Xie Wenjun swallowed the thin-skinned siu mai his mother Cao Yunfang learned to make from TV, and hurried into the school. classroom.

Entering the classroom, Xie Wenjun was dumbfounded again. Another pair of single-seaters was placed in a special place. Could it be that Teacher Qin prepared it for him again? This is a sophomore in high school, so why do you still come here?

This class is not Teacher Qin's class, but standing on the podium is the class teacher Teacher Qin. Teacher Qin borrowed 10 minutes from the teacher to talk about the requirements of the new semester. When I first talked about the problem of students being late, I met Xie Wenjun This kid was late again, Teacher Qin frowned: "Go out."

"Uh...why..." Xie Wenjun nodded, ran out of the classroom quickly, and shouted politely, "Report!"

Xie Wenjun stepped into the classroom after getting a hint from Teacher Qin, took a sneak peek at the special seat, and then walked to the seat he sat in last semester, thinking silently that the special seat is not mine, the special seat is not mine...

The seat placed in a special position was not actually prepared by Mr. Qin for a classmate, but a pair of broken desks and chairs, which were placed in the corner and prepared to be repaired by someone. Although this special seat did not belong to Xie Wenjun, he also I can't find my seat. The place I sat in last semester has been "occupied" by the guy with glasses.

I changed seats again, why do I have to change seats every semester? Xie Wenjun looked at the classroom full of classmates, scratched his head and smiled, "Mr. Qin, where should I sit?"

Teacher Qin smiled, and joked with his favorite student: "You didn't come to clean up, I thought you transferred, I didn't prepare your seat, anyway, you are in good health, why don't you just stand in class Bar."

Hahahaha, the students snickered softly, but Zheng Gang laughed the loudest. Xie Wenjun could see that he was laughing from the bottom of his heart, thinking that this stinky boy would get itchy after not seeing him for a holiday. After school at noon I have to tidy up.

"Mr. Qin, I'm calcium deficient, so I don't have to stand," Xie Wenjun pointed to the broken table and chairs in the corner, "There's a pair of seats, why don't I move them myself?"

"Of course you moved it yourself, why don't you ask someone else to do it for you?" Teacher Qin shook his head, "This seat is broken, if you have the ability to repair it, you can sit on it, if you can't repair it, you can stand in class, uh... Calcium deficiency also has to stand."

Xie Wenjun didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he got the job of repairing tables and chairs after escaping the cleaning, and continued to make excuses: "Mr. Qin, I don't have any tools."

"Go out and borrow it by yourself. If you want to repair it, move out quickly to repair it. If you don't repair it, go to the class and stand in the back. We have to go to class, don't waste time." Teacher Qin just likes to punish Xie Wenjun for his laziness, not "forced" Let him fix the broken desk and chair.

"Fix, I'll fix it." Xie Wenjun reluctantly moved the broken table and chairs out of the classroom, thinking that he had to fix it even if he didn't fix it today, and he couldn't stand up in class.

Xie Wenjun looked at the broken table and chair with missing arms and legs. Xiuxiu could still be used, but he needed tools, so he used all his strength to carry the broken table and chair to the school security room, and followed the old school security Borrow tools to repair tables and chairs.

The old school security man was surprisingly sober today, and he didn't repeat his words. Xie Wenjun wondered if he hadn't drunk today, so he went over to smell it, but he still smelled a lot of alcohol. It seems that the old school security Alcohol is on the rise again.

This is a good thing, the school security old man can "trick" him into repairing tables and chairs if he is not drunk, Xie Wenjun rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "You drank too much today, tsk tsk, your drinking capacity is getting worse and worse .”

The simple school security old man really fell for the trap, and said unconvinced: "Who says I can't drink, I'm very sober, you don't believe in doing arithmetic...Let...Let me do it."

Xie Wenjun didn't have the time to come up with any arithmetic problems, so he smiled and said: "Doing arithmetic problems is not a skill, elementary school students can do it, if...you can fix this broken table and chair, I believe you are not drunk."

Xie Wenjun's elementary school-level provocative method won't work for others, but it will work for the head of the old school security who is "pickled" by alcohol every day. However, the old school security is a little sober today, feeling that Xie Wenjun seems to be lying to him, but Unable to figure out what was going on, he hesitated for a long time before saying: "You used it to repair it, why do you want me to repair it?"

Uh?The old school security man was indeed smarter than usual today, and the provocative methods at the elementary school level didn’t work. It seemed that he had to be promoted to the middle school level, so he said: “Because you said you were not drunk, I didn’t believe it, but now you believe it, you You’re really not drunk, your drinking capacity has increased again, it’s powerful, but it’s useless if you increase your capacity for alcohol, you still have no ability to fix this broken table and chair, failed.”

Dare to say that Xie Wenjun's so-called aggressive method at the level of middle school students is still at the level of elementary school students, but it has a little more content than the previous one, which is at the level of two elementary school students.

"Who said I can't repair it? Carpentry is my best job. If you don't believe me, I'll fix it right away." The school security old man is at this level, and the aggressive method of two elementary school students still gives him nailed it.

Xie Wenjun smiled triumphantly, and was about to sit comfortably on the school security old man's throne with Erlang's legs up to listen to his semiconductors, when the school security old man suddenly shouted: "You used it to repair it, why should I fix it? "

thump...

Xie Wenjun fell from the seat of the school security old man, and when he got up, he gave a thumbs up to the school security old man dumbfoundingly, I convinced YOU!

Women don't get drunk, men have no chance, this school keeps the old man from getting drunk, Xie Wenjun still has no chance even if he uses 1 aggressive methods, so he had to smile wryly: "Help me fix it, aren't you the best at carpentry?" , I... don't know how to repair, I'll buy you a drink when it's over."

The old school security patted his chest: "If you want me to help you repair it, you should have told me earlier, and you have to think about what you are doing here for a long time. We have learned to do good deeds since we were young. There is no benefit in helping. You wait, I will help you." help you fix it."

Xie Wenjun looked stunned. Is this old man drunk? I don’t think he is drunk, but he keeps talking drunk. He is a comrade who can learn from ** when he was young?This is too unreliable.

Although the words were exaggerated and outrageous, as long as the old school security man meant it, it would be fine, and he didn't expect anything in return for helping, he was a good old man!

Xie Wenjun sat comfortably on the throne of the school security old man and listened to the semiconductor. The school security old man swung the hammer, smashed the nails, jingled the bell, and the conversation started again: "When we were young, we used to wear red scarves to study everywhere. **Do good deeds, help the cleaners to sweep the road, help the five protectors to chop firewood and cook, and never ask for anything in return, just now you finished talking...what are you doing?"

"What are you doing when it's over?" Xie Wenjun said in his heart that the old man was really drunk and talked a lot. Why did he do these things when he was a child? When he was young, the old man should have helped the Eighth Route Army plant a mine, and it was almost the same to herd sheep with Comrade Wang Erxiao.

The old school security man picked up his small tea mug and took a sip of wine: "It's after you finished talking just now... what, tsk tsk, today's wine is delicious."

"Eh? Oh, yes," Xie Wenjun finally realized, "I said you can fix the tables and chairs for me, and I'll buy you a drink when it's over."

"I said that we learn to do good deeds and never ask for anything in return. What kind of wine should you invite me to?"

thump...

Xie Wenjun fell off the throne of the school security old man again, rubbing his painful buttocks dumbfounded, old man!Are you drunk or not?

Two catties of loose wine, two bottles of pure corn brew, five packs of fish skin peanuts, five packs of fried small fish...

Xie Wenjun went out to the canteen in front of the school and bought a bunch of things and put them on the desk of the school security old man. The school security old man had already repaired the table and chairs. Xie Wenjun tried it and it was quite strong, so he said with a smile: "Thank you thank you ,thank you very much!"

"Oh, thank you so much, yo..." The old school security man looked at the pile of things on the table, "Why did you really invite me to drink and buy so many things, and you all said that I was a student comrade, so I didn't want to help In return, why do you..."

Xie Wenjun quickly interrupted: "I'm drunk, I don't remember what you said."

The old school security man shook his head: "Okay, okay, I bought everything, so why don't we come and have a... two?"

Xie Wenjun shook his head like a rattle: "You are welcome, you drink, you drink, I will stay with you for a while."

"Hehe," the old school security man shook his head and smiled, "You want to be lazy here and not go to class?"

"You drink your wine, don't worry about me. I didn't sleep enough last night. I'm sleepy now. I'll sleep on your bed for a while." After Xie Wenjun finished speaking, he lay down on the wooden bed of the school security old man. Say hello.

It wasn't the first time Xie Wenjun came here to play truant and sleep. The old school security guard didn't bother to take care of him, so he drank the wine on his own.

Xie Wenjun's sleep was awakened by the ringing of the class bell. Xie Wenjun got up and rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said with a smile: "I'm still drinking, I really admire you, by the way, which class is the bell just now?" of?"

The old school security did not return, and said flatly: "The last section."

"What? This... Are you kidding me?" Xie Wenjun looked at his watch, and it was indeed the last class. To repair a desk and chair, you need to take more than three classes and take a break, and you will definitely be punished when you go back. Teacher Qin scolded, because the last class this morning was hers.

Xie Wenjun hurriedly said goodbye to the school security old man, and quickly ran back to the classroom carrying the repaired desks and chairs.

Teacher Qin looked at Xie Wenjun who was sweating profusely, shook his head and said with a smile, "Are you going to class to repair the desks and chairs? Even the rocket should be repaired after such a long time."

Teacher Qin thought that this kid must have found another chance to go out and play before he came back. Seeing that Xie Wenjun was about to argue, he waved his hand to stop him and said, "Okay, okay, no need to explain, is it fixed yet?"

"It's fixed," Xie Wenjun nodded, "it's quite strong, at least it can be used for... 200 years."

Teacher Qin smiled, "Hurry up and sit back and listen to the class."

Xie Wenjun responded, moved the table and chairs and went to Yuan Meili's place. Teacher Qin stopped him and said, "Hey, Xie Wenjun, why do you always like to hang out with girls and sit with boys."

The students snickered again, this time it was Yuan Meimei who laughed the happiest, Xie Wenjun was secretly distressed, I can't sit with you and you still laugh so happily, let's see how I will deal with you later.

Xie Wenjun had no choice but to move the table and chairs to Zheng Gang's side again, the two naughty boys sat together, but Teacher Qin stopped him again: "Xie Wenjun, you can't sit with Zheng Gang, you two together...you... I see, uh...you go to the back and sit with your new classmates."

New students?Is there a new student in our class?Xie Wenjun glanced around the back of the classroom, and finally fixed on an unpretentious face. This person had never seen him before, so he should be a new classmate, so Xie Wenjun moved the table and chair to sit next to the simple classmate, because he didn't bring any Books, so I had to go over and read them with my classmate Pushi.

Xie Wenjun saw Pu Shi's classmate's name inscribed on the corner of the book, and said with a smile, "***? Wow, your name is pretty good, haha."

Xie Wenjun won’t be in a good state in class at the beginning of the school year, and he will not be in a small state until the end of the review, so the class time is not sleeping, but naturally it is used to make small talk, the class teacher Mr. Qin will talk Keep your voice down, as for other classes, you can increase the volume.

Classmate Pu Shi scratched his head: "Who is the ****? Are you... accusing me?"

Xie Wenjun looked baffled, and pointed to the inscription of Pu Shi's classmate's name on the corner of the book.

"Oh," Pu Shi suddenly said, "This is not my name, this is an old book, maybe it belonged to classmate ***, what happened to his name?"

what happened?No. [-] Middle School, a school with a strong football atmosphere, everyone wants to be the No. [-] student. Why does this simple student look so ignorant? He doesn’t even know Hao Guozuo, right? Xie Wenjun smiled and said: “ It’s nothing special, it’s just the same name as a football star in our country, don’t you know?”

"Football? A star?" Pu Shi thought about it seriously, "Oh, I don't know, I haven't watched a football game. The teacher taught us to play it when I was in school, but I couldn't play it well."

Xie Wenjun is getting more and more inexplicable, what happened this morning, did he meet two "drunk men" in a row?Why is this new classmate also full of drunken talk, what does "playing" mean, is football used for "playing"?
The way to communicate with drunks is that you have to be more drunk than him, so Xie Wenjun said nonsense: "We also often play football, and you can come and play with us in the future. I play well and can teach you. Just hit it. It's in the basket, and I'm best at threes."

Pu Shi smiled sincerely: "Okay, thank you, our teacher said before that we should play more basketball, no, we can grow taller by playing more football, I think if..."

Xie Wenjun frowned, and interrupted in a deep voice: "Wait, wait, hey, I thought you were a fool, and you just came into our class and you've just come to my class and you're trying to make fun of me?"

Classmate Pu Shi looked nervous: "I... I didn't, why are you angry?"

Xie Wenjun saw Pu Pu's expression was very natural, he didn't seem to be making fun of himself, whether he was really stupid or fake stupid, so he asked: "Why did you talk about playing basketball just now? Why are you talking about playing basketball when you are playing basketball? Play football, come on."

"It's playing basketball," Pu Shi said earnestly, "You just said shooting three-pointers, I thought the football you mentioned was the basketball we talked about, so..."

I'm not an alien. Is it so difficult to communicate? Xie Wenjun couldn't laugh or cry: "What football is basketball, football is football, and basketball is basketball."

"The football is... table tennis?"

"Uh?"

"Is it volleyball?"

I guess you are an alien creature. Xie Wenjun's head is as big as a bucket: "I'm talking about kicking, the kind of kicking with your feet... football."

"Oh, that's how it is. I'm sorry. I don't know about football. I haven't seen it before." Pu Shi smiled apologetically. "Our school used to only have basketball and table tennis. Later, we bought volleyball, and many other things. I haven't seen the ball, and I don't know."

Which planet does this alien creature come from? I don’t even know football. It’s too exaggerated. Xie Wenjun felt that he had no common language with this new classmate and couldn’t communicate, so he didn’t bother to talk to him. Dozed off.

As soon as Xie Wenjun closed his eyes, he felt the smell of baked potatoes in his nostrils. The few thin-skinned siu mai made by his mother Cao Yunfang in the morning were not enough to fill his stomach. He had already digested it clean when he woke up. This seductive fragrance immediately moved Xie Wenjun's index finger. When he smelled it carefully, Xie Wenjun discovered that the smell came from the desk of a simple classmate. Xie Wenjun wondered why he didn't smell it just now. Could it be that he was calm and natural Cool, the sense of smell is also very sensitive when the mind calms down?
The aroma of this baked potato is so tempting, Xie Wenjun smacked his lips and couldn't help asking: "Did you bring something to eat?"

"Yes," Pu Shi nodded, "Roasted potatoes."

"It's delicious, it's so delicious," Xie Wenjun sniffled, "Uh... I like roasted potatoes the most. I didn't eat enough this morning, and now I'm really hungry. It's really uncomfortable."

Xie Wenjun's words are so straightforward, even if Pu Shi is an alien creature, he should understand what he means. Pu Shi's face is a bit embarrassed, and after thinking about it, he took out an aluminum lunch box from his desk: "Only... only two."

Xie Wenjun also knew what Pu Shi meant, and wanted him to keep one or two broken potatoes. As for what, Xie Wenjun took the aluminum lunch box with a smile, opened it and smelled the aroma of baked potatoes, and immediately began to tear the skin Let's eat.

"Tsk tsk, delicious, delicious, huh..." Xie Wenjun praised while eating, "The core is still hot inside, so enjoyable!"

Pu Shi looked at his baked potatoes, then at Xie Wenjun, who was eating rather aggressively, and swallowed unconsciously.

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