The kaleidoscope begins with the shape of the sound

Chapter 33 Nine Nights Payment

"Boss, are you still alive?"

Uchiha Kuya looked at the Mediterranean uncle who looked like his dead wife had nothing to think about, and said teasingly.

What this old and unscrupulous person wants to do, with the observation power of Uchiha Kuyojo Ninja and the eternal kaleidoscope Sharingan with his left eye open, it is naturally clear.

It is because of knowing that Uchiha Kuniyo will suddenly become wicked.

Simply put, he did it on purpose.

Life is so beautiful and so depressing, I am obliged to give Uncle Mediterranean a vivid and real ninja class.

Otherwise, when Uncle Mediterranean kisses his paper man wife in the future, what should he do if he doesn't notice and gets hacked by his wife in real life?
This saved the life of Uncle Mediterranean in advance. When I was in the ninja world, I didn't have such kindness~

Ugh……

Uncle Mediterranean's face turned red like a pig's liver, and he was half angry. In the end, everything melted into a long sigh.

From now on, you have to be in sage mode all the time.

"Is there anything this guest needs help with?"

The uncle Mediterranean threw the photo album on the chair with a dull expression, and stood up with a dispirited belly.

"Make a few paper advertisements."

Uchiha Kuya handed the photo of the shrine that Yuzuru Nishinomiya took for him to Uncle Mediterranean.

"Are there any requests and additions?"

Uncle Mediterranean flipped through the photos in his hand and asked without looking up.

"Yes, my shrine has a history of hundreds of years. This must be marked for me. This is a selling point. The rest of the boss, you can make it up. Anyway, how mythical, how romantic, how attractive you are. Just like..."

As soon as Uchiha Kuya finished speaking, Uncle Mediterranean looked at him speechlessly.

With this kind of request, young man, you are afraid that you are trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger... Ah bah, uncle.

I'm just a designer in charge of printing and light, you asked me to make up stories for your shrine, if I have that ability, I will go to live-action battles if I still read any photobooks!

"Boss, work hard, I believe in you, as long as I can see the results, money is not a problem!"

Seeing the eyes of Uncle Mediterranean, Uchiha Kuya felt that he should give him some hope.

After all, if you want the horse to run, you have to feed the horse, right?
Sure enough, as soon as Uchiha Kuyo finished speaking, Uncle Mediterranean's complexion improved a lot in an instant, and even the resentment that he might stay in the sage mode forever was much lighter.

"Since the guest said so, then I will try it!"

The uncle Mediterranean who entered the work mode straightened his face, and put the photo on the scanner. A pair of oily palms moved flexibly on the keyboard.

Tsk tsk, sure enough, people are not judged by appearances. Uncle Mediterranean can be regarded as a specialist in art. After all, he is such an old person who still needs to read photo albums.

In just over two hours, Uchiha Kuya found a small Maza for himself, sat in the store, and lightly bit a piece of cookie from time to time in his mouth.

To be honest, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, Uchiha Kuya would not have believed it. The wretched uncle Mediterranean actually has a little daughter who can make handmade cookies!

After trying to call Uncle Mediterranean a few times to no avail, Uchiha Jiuye resolutely stopped this unwise behavior. Anyway, that little sister also invited herself to eat. If Uncle Mediterranean didn’t want to eat, I will solve it for him It's fine, so why bother others?

"nailed it!"

Uncle Mediterranean, who had been fighting in front of the computer for two hours, yelled loudly and stretched excitedly, which scared Uchiha Nine Nights and almost choked on the cookies.

"how?"

Propaganda posters were spat out from the printer.

"Perfect!"

Uncle Mediterranean's face was flushed, as if he had returned to the glorious years of his youth, with a surge of pride in his chest, and his whole body was in high spirits.

"Perfect……?"

Pulling out a newly printed promotional poster from the printer, Uchiha Nyuyo's face darkened as soon as he saw it.

"Why is my picture on here?"

"Isn't this to attract tourists? According to the address you reported, plus a shrine that has been in disrepair for a long time, there is no selling point at all!

So... If you want to attract customers, you must come up with the selling points of your shrine!
According to the current impetuous era, a shrine that focuses on love, coupled with a young and handsome priest, will definitely deceive those little girls! "

Uncle Mediterranean explained swearingly.

"But, my shrine won't be responsible for marriage!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Kuya nodded thoughtfully, although he felt that [-]% of Uncle Mediterranean's words were fooling, but it is undeniable that there is a little truth in it.

"What's the matter? If I really go to the shrine and pray to the gods, I will send you a perfect match. Then why are there so many single dogs in this world!"

When he said this, Uncle Mediterranean's expression was filled with indescribable hatred!Everyone was gnashing their teeth.

Tsk~, this Mediterranean uncle has a story!
"That's it, I'll go back and try!"

After listening to Uncle Mediterranean's words, Uchiha Kuya thought about it and felt that it was the same.

People go to the shrine to worship, mostly out of a kind of spiritual sustenance or hope for life, it doesn't matter whether it works or not, it doesn't work, the hit is missed, it works, the gods are distracted, that's all.

Holding a large stack of high-quality promotional posters, Uchiha Kuya was about to leave the small shop. Seeing this, the shop owner behind him hurriedly stopped him.

"Wait, guest, did you forget something?"

"Forgot...? Oh, right!"

Uchiha Kuya's face suddenly awakened.

"Boss, I have to ask you to borrow a marker pen again."

Taking out a black marker from the pen holder on the counter, Uchiha Kuya turned around again and walked towards the door of the store under the bewildered eyes of the uncle Mediterranean.

"Wait a second, guest, you may have really forgotten something, such as the cost of making promotional posters!"

Seeing that Uchiha Kyuyo really couldn't remember it, the uncle Mediterranean didn't give any cryptic hints, and just pointed out the way directly.

"Uh, it's this one, I haven't forgotten it!"

"Didn't I say it before, as long as it works, money is not a problem!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Kuya nodded affirmatively.

"Right!"

Uncle Mediterranean was also relieved to see that Uchiha Kuya finally remembered this matter.

"But haven't seen the effect yet? After my shrine opens, if the publicity effect is good enough, I will definitely give the boss a big red envelope!"

"By the way, boss, this is the location of the shrine. You are welcome to bring your daughter to visit the shrine. You can also take a look at the achievements of your works by the way!"

Uchiha Nine Nights took out a promotional poster and handed it to Uncle Mediterranean's arms. While the uncle was in a daze, he performed a teleportation technique, and his figure disappeared in the small shop in an instant.

After a long time, the poor middle-aged uncle finally came to his senses, his lips trembling slightly, his face full of disbelief.

In the world, there are such brazen people!
He actually came to the printing shop for nothing!
And how did he know I had a daughter?
For a moment, Uncle Mediterranean seemed to have aged decades in the blink of an eye, and collapsed tremblingly on the work chair.

He thought of a terrible possibility! !
(End of this chapter)