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Chapter 44 How Does God Understand People's Hearts?
Chapter 44 How Does God Understand People's Hearts?
In the shrine, Uchiha Kuya looked at the purple-haired girl standing in front of him.
"My lord, then, next I..."
Nozomi Tojo bowed slightly towards Uchiha Kuya, before he could finish speaking, Uchiha Kuya interrupted him.
"Don't talk yet. I'll ask you a few questions. After you give me an answer, I'll start the interview with you."
Uchiha Kuya's expression was very serious.
"Ok!"
Seeing this, Nozomi Tojo's face straightened, being infected by Uchiha Kuya, he also looked at his dark pupils with some seriousness.
"Hmm..., did you pay the money when you visited the shrine just now?"
After pondering for a while, Uchiha Kuya Zhen asked again.
"Ah?"
Nozomi Tojo's expression softened.
She was all ready to hear some secrets about the shrine from Uchiha Kuya, such as the thousand-year-old monster that was sealed in the ground of the shrine.
However, reality slapped her hard.
Uchiha Kuya put on such a heavy expression just to ask this!
"Ahem, don't get me wrong, I'm thinking of you, the beast that collects money, if it knows that you didn't give money, it will become super fierce, don't lie to you (you are the one who lied)~"
"Give..."
Nozomi Tojo's expression was a little dumbfounded.
Super fierce, my future priest, are you talking about the little guy on your shoulder?
Nozomi Tojo couldn't see how fierce a small, soft kitten would be...
"Well, then, let's get down to business. The salary of our shrine is very unstable. Your income has to be divided according to the monthly income of the shrine. If there are too few guests who come to worship, you may not even receive your salary. Maybe, can you accept that too?"
Although Uchiha Nine Nights is a bit wolfish, he still has basic morals. He doesn't want to hide anything from a girl who may be a dedicated shrine maiden at his own shrine in the future.
Uchiha Nine Nights' idea is to use his personality charm to conquer a professional witch to help him, and manage the shrine well when he goes to other planes.
Well, in fact, the food money for a week has already been cheated, and Uchiha Kuya is afraid that people will regret it, so he wants to persuade Nozomi Tojo to leave.
.........
"no problem!"
As soon as Uchiha Kuya finished speaking, Nozomi Tojo immediately agreed without thinking.
Seriously, if she only wants to become a miko for money, it's really impossible for Kuya's shrine to attract anyone.
After all, is it normal that there are migrant workers who have more money than their bosses?
"Uh..., you promise not to count, I have to promise!"
Choked by Tojo Nozomi's answer, Uchiha Kuya continued to increase his own conditions.
"What our shrine needs are professional witches, preferably experienced ones!"
Tojo Nozomi's face became more and more intriguing, she deliberately pretended to be surprised, and made a sound of excitement.
"That's a coincidence. I used to be a priestess in other shrines, and I also taught myself Tarot divination and sacrificial dances."
Uchiha Nine Nights: "..."
This makes me how to deal with it.
The opponent is a little too strong!
Or, keep her and steal a few more meals?
Uchiha Kuya stared at Nozomi Tojo's eyes with sharp eyes.
Tojo Nozomi stared back at Uchiha Kuyo unwilling to show weakness.
After a long time, Uchiha Kuya pursed his lips.
"You've been admitted! Prepare your own uniform, no restrictions on style."
Forget it, just be harsher to her in the future, and just find any reason to fire her.
"Thank you, Lord Priest~"
Tojo Nozomi bowed slightly towards Uchiha Kuya, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, showing a smug smile.
"You can call me Nine Nights from now on!"
Uchiha Kuya pretended not to see Tojo Nozomi's expression, turned around, and turned his back to her.
"Just take a look at the statues in the shrine. Don't worry about them. If you encounter something you can't handle in the future, just bring him to me directly."
"But, Lord Jiuye, isn't the main focus of our shrine is love?"
Tojo Nozomi looked a little puzzled, and in his tone, he did not regard himself as a shrine maiden who had just entered the shrine, an outsider not long ago.
"Who told you that?"
Uchiha Kuya frowned.
"This promotional poster says so."
Nozomi Tojo spread out a promotional poster in his hand, and looked at Uchiha Kuya speechlessly.
The unreliable feeling is even more serious!
"I asked the uncle who printed the advertisement to make it up, including the statues in the shrine, which were basically made according to my own people.
The female idol next to her is really such a god, but her force value is too low, and she is mentally handicapped, so she is not a big threat, just do whatever you want, don't be afraid of her! "
Uchiha Kuya waved his hand indifferently. From the perspective of his own plane shuttle skills, the mentally handicapped goddess Akuya is indeed a true goddess.
Besides, is there anything wrong with Aqua, the goddess of water, taking part-time job in managing marriages?
That guy in the anime doesn't even have his own believers like other big-breasted goddesses, or encounter trivial matters such as relationship problems, he will try his best to manage it. believer.
Don't ask Uchiha Kuya why he knows Akuya.You know, before crossing over to the Naruto plane, he was also a pseudo-otaku who had watched a little anime.
Saying that, Uchiha Kuya paused.
"Your task is to fool the visiting guests into paying as much as possible."
The purpose is to let Nozomi Tojo leave the shrine voluntarily, and Uchiha Kuya is too lazy to hide something from her.
Anyway, if Nozomi Tojo doesn't leave, then she will be her own, and it's nothing if she knows it, but it will facilitate the development of the organization's work.If Tojo Nozomi left, it would be more in line with Uchiha Kuya.
She is a nice girl, even though her skill tree is a little crooked, she shouldn't spend her time in San Wu Shrine!
Nozomi Tojo grasped the key point in Uchiha's Nine Nights Talk, that there is indeed a god in the shrine that actually exists as a god.
This surprised her. Originally, Tojo Nozomi thought that, except for the priest Kuya, everything else in the shrine was cheating, and it was impossible to involve the mysterious field, but what Tojo Nozomi did not expect was that there was another Exceptions.
"Will this be too disrespectful to the gods?"
"My lord? You are not in the same world. What do you say is respectful or not? Besides, what do you think is a god? Those in the shrine?
Ah!Gods are just a bunch of things made of mud, how can they understand people's hearts! "
When saying this, Uchiha Kuya was full of disdain.
What's the use of asking God, in the end, people still have to rely on themselves!
The reason why gods are called gods and admired by people is only because in the eyes of ordinary people who are ignorant and incompetent, they are powerful enough to be incomprehensible!
One day, when the gods are no longer high above, and human beings no longer bow down to worship, then, the gods can only be called lambs in people's eyes!
The so-called god is a joke!
Uchiha Kuya is more willing to believe in himself. If one day, he will let the gods feared by the world, in front of him, only bow his proud head!
(End of this chapter)
In the shrine, Uchiha Kuya looked at the purple-haired girl standing in front of him.
"My lord, then, next I..."
Nozomi Tojo bowed slightly towards Uchiha Kuya, before he could finish speaking, Uchiha Kuya interrupted him.
"Don't talk yet. I'll ask you a few questions. After you give me an answer, I'll start the interview with you."
Uchiha Kuya's expression was very serious.
"Ok!"
Seeing this, Nozomi Tojo's face straightened, being infected by Uchiha Kuya, he also looked at his dark pupils with some seriousness.
"Hmm..., did you pay the money when you visited the shrine just now?"
After pondering for a while, Uchiha Kuya Zhen asked again.
"Ah?"
Nozomi Tojo's expression softened.
She was all ready to hear some secrets about the shrine from Uchiha Kuya, such as the thousand-year-old monster that was sealed in the ground of the shrine.
However, reality slapped her hard.
Uchiha Kuya put on such a heavy expression just to ask this!
"Ahem, don't get me wrong, I'm thinking of you, the beast that collects money, if it knows that you didn't give money, it will become super fierce, don't lie to you (you are the one who lied)~"
"Give..."
Nozomi Tojo's expression was a little dumbfounded.
Super fierce, my future priest, are you talking about the little guy on your shoulder?
Nozomi Tojo couldn't see how fierce a small, soft kitten would be...
"Well, then, let's get down to business. The salary of our shrine is very unstable. Your income has to be divided according to the monthly income of the shrine. If there are too few guests who come to worship, you may not even receive your salary. Maybe, can you accept that too?"
Although Uchiha Nine Nights is a bit wolfish, he still has basic morals. He doesn't want to hide anything from a girl who may be a dedicated shrine maiden at his own shrine in the future.
Uchiha Nine Nights' idea is to use his personality charm to conquer a professional witch to help him, and manage the shrine well when he goes to other planes.
Well, in fact, the food money for a week has already been cheated, and Uchiha Kuya is afraid that people will regret it, so he wants to persuade Nozomi Tojo to leave.
.........
"no problem!"
As soon as Uchiha Kuya finished speaking, Nozomi Tojo immediately agreed without thinking.
Seriously, if she only wants to become a miko for money, it's really impossible for Kuya's shrine to attract anyone.
After all, is it normal that there are migrant workers who have more money than their bosses?
"Uh..., you promise not to count, I have to promise!"
Choked by Tojo Nozomi's answer, Uchiha Kuya continued to increase his own conditions.
"What our shrine needs are professional witches, preferably experienced ones!"
Tojo Nozomi's face became more and more intriguing, she deliberately pretended to be surprised, and made a sound of excitement.
"That's a coincidence. I used to be a priestess in other shrines, and I also taught myself Tarot divination and sacrificial dances."
Uchiha Nine Nights: "..."
This makes me how to deal with it.
The opponent is a little too strong!
Or, keep her and steal a few more meals?
Uchiha Kuya stared at Nozomi Tojo's eyes with sharp eyes.
Tojo Nozomi stared back at Uchiha Kuyo unwilling to show weakness.
After a long time, Uchiha Kuya pursed his lips.
"You've been admitted! Prepare your own uniform, no restrictions on style."
Forget it, just be harsher to her in the future, and just find any reason to fire her.
"Thank you, Lord Priest~"
Tojo Nozomi bowed slightly towards Uchiha Kuya, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, showing a smug smile.
"You can call me Nine Nights from now on!"
Uchiha Kuya pretended not to see Tojo Nozomi's expression, turned around, and turned his back to her.
"Just take a look at the statues in the shrine. Don't worry about them. If you encounter something you can't handle in the future, just bring him to me directly."
"But, Lord Jiuye, isn't the main focus of our shrine is love?"
Tojo Nozomi looked a little puzzled, and in his tone, he did not regard himself as a shrine maiden who had just entered the shrine, an outsider not long ago.
"Who told you that?"
Uchiha Kuya frowned.
"This promotional poster says so."
Nozomi Tojo spread out a promotional poster in his hand, and looked at Uchiha Kuya speechlessly.
The unreliable feeling is even more serious!
"I asked the uncle who printed the advertisement to make it up, including the statues in the shrine, which were basically made according to my own people.
The female idol next to her is really such a god, but her force value is too low, and she is mentally handicapped, so she is not a big threat, just do whatever you want, don't be afraid of her! "
Uchiha Kuya waved his hand indifferently. From the perspective of his own plane shuttle skills, the mentally handicapped goddess Akuya is indeed a true goddess.
Besides, is there anything wrong with Aqua, the goddess of water, taking part-time job in managing marriages?
That guy in the anime doesn't even have his own believers like other big-breasted goddesses, or encounter trivial matters such as relationship problems, he will try his best to manage it. believer.
Don't ask Uchiha Kuya why he knows Akuya.You know, before crossing over to the Naruto plane, he was also a pseudo-otaku who had watched a little anime.
Saying that, Uchiha Kuya paused.
"Your task is to fool the visiting guests into paying as much as possible."
The purpose is to let Nozomi Tojo leave the shrine voluntarily, and Uchiha Kuya is too lazy to hide something from her.
Anyway, if Nozomi Tojo doesn't leave, then she will be her own, and it's nothing if she knows it, but it will facilitate the development of the organization's work.If Tojo Nozomi left, it would be more in line with Uchiha Kuya.
She is a nice girl, even though her skill tree is a little crooked, she shouldn't spend her time in San Wu Shrine!
Nozomi Tojo grasped the key point in Uchiha's Nine Nights Talk, that there is indeed a god in the shrine that actually exists as a god.
This surprised her. Originally, Tojo Nozomi thought that, except for the priest Kuya, everything else in the shrine was cheating, and it was impossible to involve the mysterious field, but what Tojo Nozomi did not expect was that there was another Exceptions.
"Will this be too disrespectful to the gods?"
"My lord? You are not in the same world. What do you say is respectful or not? Besides, what do you think is a god? Those in the shrine?
Ah!Gods are just a bunch of things made of mud, how can they understand people's hearts! "
When saying this, Uchiha Kuya was full of disdain.
What's the use of asking God, in the end, people still have to rely on themselves!
The reason why gods are called gods and admired by people is only because in the eyes of ordinary people who are ignorant and incompetent, they are powerful enough to be incomprehensible!
One day, when the gods are no longer high above, and human beings no longer bow down to worship, then, the gods can only be called lambs in people's eyes!
The so-called god is a joke!
Uchiha Kuya is more willing to believe in himself. If one day, he will let the gods feared by the world, in front of him, only bow his proud head!
(End of this chapter)
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