The kaleidoscope begins with the shape of the sound

Chapter 49 The Weak God
"Are you a goddess?"

Uchiha Kuya looked at Akua with a silly face suspiciously.

Hearing this, Akuya, who was still crying, puffed out her chest arrogantly, and said affirmatively.

"Of course!"

"The one who is the stupidest, the most useless, and the most mentally retarded?"

Uchiha Kuya stared closely at the blue-haired and blue-eyed Akuya with a delicate face. No matter what, she felt that she was so different from the retarded goddess in the anime in his memory!

"certainly not!"

Akua stared anxiously, and forgot to be afraid of Uchiha Kuya, and just retorted with her small mouth upturned.

"I am the noble goddess of water, Aqua, who combines wisdom and purity!"

"Oh~, I see, you are the mentally handicapped goddess!"

Hearing Akuya's defense again, saying that she is the goddess of water, Uchiha Kuya believed it a little this time.

However, across so many planes, suddenly seeing impressive characters in anime that I have seen before, this feeling is really amazing!
What's more, this Akuya seems to be a little mentally handicapped, maybe it's because of dimensional interference that caused some problems in information transmission, right?

Don’t ask Uchiha Nyuyo what is dimensional interference, in fact he doesn’t know, he just thinks it’s more convenient to call it this way, just like his gate of time and space, sometimes it’s called the gate of planes, and the gate of dimensions is not impossible.

This is different from the names of space teleportation and space displacement, but the effect is the same, anyway, it has no effect, so naturally you can call it whatever you want.

If Uchiha Kuya sees it, this might be a good habit!

You must know that when you were in the ninja world, most of those ninjas in the second grade always had the habit of calling out the name of the ninjutsu they used, so that others would not know that you were going to use fire escape or water escape. of.

I think Uchiha Jiuye doesn't like to call his name when he uses ninjutsu, or he whispers in his heart. Because he called the name of ninjutsu before, he hid him and stabbed him to death with a shuriken. There are no fewer than twenty of them, and this is a lesson learned from others.

When the two sides were fighting, you suddenly yelled the "fire escape · fireball technique", isn't this reminding the other party to rush to attack you with water escape?
What Uchiha Kuya likes to do the most is when he is fighting with other ninjas, he suddenly yells a fire escape, and after watching the opponent use the water escape foolishly, he uses an earth escape to bury him.

That feeling is so beautiful!

It's a pity that he never does this when there are other people around him, because if this matter is spread by others, to that cold woman who can't be a mother at all, maybe he will be despised by her again .

"No! It's really wrong!!!"

Akua suddenly hugged Uchiha Kuya's neck tightly, stood on tiptoes, with a pair of spoiled eyes, shaking desperately.

"It's Aqua, the goddess of water, not the goddess of mental retardation!! I'm really reliable!! You have to trust me!!"

Uchiha Kuya had blue veins popping up on his forehead, and he gritted his teeth tightly.

MD Akuya, this time it's finally right!
Originally, I had hoped for her IQ, but I didn't expect that even the interference of information from another plane would not be able to change her mentally handicapped nature!

"Let me go! I said it was you, and I didn't give you the right to refute!"

"I don't care, I won't let it go, I won't let it go even if I die, I really am the goddess of water, Akuya! The wisest and gentlest goddess of water, Akuya!!"

Akuya was still crying endlessly, hugging Uchiha Kuya's neck, shaking vigorously, while retorting loudly in a crying voice.

Uchiha Kuya clenched his clenched fists tightly, almost unable to restrain the prehistoric power in his body.

He felt that adding a red buff to the head of this unreliable mentally handicapped goddess might brighten up Akuya's IQ, and maybe make some progress!

Just when Uchiha Kuyo was about to make a move, Akua suddenly stopped shaking Uchiha Kuyo's neck, which made Uchiha Kuya neither put his fists nor hit him, and it was very uncomfortable to hold back.

Akuya's face was dazed, and she slowly approached Uchiha Kuya's body, her small head lay on his heart, sniffing carefully like a puppy, her expression became more and more surprised , and then surprise.

"You are my believer!"

Akua's tone was very affirmative, a pair of aqua-blue pupils glisteningly looked at Uchiha Kuya.

Just now, she smelled a little bit of undetectable faith from Uchiha Kuya's body!

And it's still the kind of high-level power of faith that thinks of the quality level of half a priest!
That kind of thing is still such a small amount, if it wasn't because the other party had believed in Aqua, the goddess of water, she wouldn't have noticed it.

But this time, Akuya really misunderstood. The power of faith was just because he had a part-time job as an unreliable priest, and by coincidence, he took out Akuya's statue and gave it to other visitors to the shrine After paying homage, I involuntarily became infected.

If Uchiha Kuya is allowed to believe in Akuya, then it would be better to let him play the game of brave with Kotori Yurokuka!

Don't you see, in the anime, those disciples of Akuya can't be described by a halo of lowering wisdom or middle school!

That is simply a ghost! ! !

"Do not!

Not!
Don't talk nonsense! "

Uchiha Kuya resolutely rejected Aqua's delusion!
"Obviously, you have traces of the power of faith that belongs to my goddess of water, Aqua, although I also know that believers like you will feel a little unbelievable and shy when you meet the gods you believe in by chance. Emotions, but now you really don’t have to do this! Just admire and respect me! I will definitely understand you! I will forgive you!!”

Akuya hugged Uchiha Kuya's neck again, shaking back and forth fiercely!

While shaking, he was eagerly comforting, trying to redeem Uchiha Kuyo's previous denials.

"I've already said it, no, no! I will never believe in gods, let alone you!"

The corner of Uchiha Kuya's mouth twitched, how could this guy's self-hypnosis ability be so strong!
"That's it! You must be my believer, don't be shy, believe in the gods and speak out boldly!!!"

Akua's voice trembled, her delicate face gradually crumbled, she hugged Uchiha Kuya's neck and shook it vigorously, shouting hysterically.

Crack~!

Akuya hugged her head and squatted weakly on the ground, with clear tears flowing silently from the corners of her eyes.

The world has finally returned to its original peace and beauty!
Uchiha Kuya calmly withdrew the sword in his hand.

"Tch, what a weak god!"

(End of this chapter)