My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 126 Part 132 Giving Pork to Po Meng (2)

Everyone in the underworld knows that apart from Lord Yan's wife, she is the last thing to be messed with, and the second thing to not be messed with is Po Meng.

This is a strange woman who has stayed in the underworld for a long time. Even the kings of Hades in the past have respected her a little bit. She even occupies a mountain by herself and lives on the top of the mountain by herself.

Well, to be precise, it's just a hill.

But the hills are too endless!

After Feng Chengcheng received the third spiritual power blessing, he asked out of breath, "When will it arrive?"

"Didn't you guys choose to walk?" Jiu Qianli looked at her amusedly, "You can't walk now?"

"Who knew it was really as far away as you said!" Feng Chengcheng looked at the time, and he had already walked for two hours, yet he hadn't arrived yet! "What's more, the lady Meng you said loves meat the most. Any small animal is a dish for her, but along the way, there are animals everywhere. The rabbit with long ears and big buttocks has a big front tooth. When you see me, you jump over and nibble on my Adidas, please, this is a limited commemorative edition, okay, there are only triple pairs in the world!"

Feng Chengcheng looked at her shoes distressedly. Originally, after her family's fortunes fell, there were only a few shoes brought from home left. Now asking her to buy these shoes is undoubtedly a dream, so she should cherish these out-of-print shoes even more!
"These shoes are very valuable?" Mu Pai looked at the shoes on the soles of Feng Chengcheng's feet, and felt that they were not worth the price at all, "Chengcheng, to tell you the truth, the straw sandals worn by our ancestors and masters have been auctioned for [-] million yuan. Are your shoes worth more than the straw sandals of our grandparents?"

"Damn!" Feng Chengcheng was taken aback, "Who is your grandparent?"

"Zhuge Liang." Mu Pai said, "The pair of straw sandals were given to him by Liu Bei. He only wore them once, and then they were left unused. A few years ago, a new junior brother found the pair of straw sandals and Zhuge Liangzu. The handwriting of the ancestors and masters, they were stolen and sold!"

Feng Chengcheng opened his mouth wide and didn't calm down for a long time. Finally, he closed his mouth dumbly, then swallowed, and asked Mu Pai, "Is there still a shortage of people in your sect? Do you still have these straw sandals?"

"No more." Mu Pai shook his head, and Feng Chengcheng immediately lost face in disappointment.

"But Liu Bei's straw sandals are in a pile, and no one looks at or cares about them..." Mu Pai continued, almost choking Feng Chengcheng.

"Cough cough cough... Violence! Violence!" Feng Chengcheng wished he could beat his chest and stamp his feet.

"A few pairs of worn-out shoes, we cultivators don't care about these at all." Mu Pai, with pork on his back, spoke in a dignified manner, with his clothes fluttering, and he really had the aura of a cultivator.

"Bah!" Feng Chengcheng sneered, "The cultivator is still thinking of sticking to Sister Meng!"

Just as Feng Chengcheng finished speaking, before turning his head around, he bumped Jiu Qianli's back. It turned out that Jiu Qianli stopped suddenly.

Before Feng Chengcheng could complain while rubbing his nose, Jiu Qianli's voice came over, "Here we are."

Feng Chengcheng raised her head, only to realize that the place Jiuqianli was pointing to was actually in the sky. She looked along and saw that it was not in the sky, but on a tree.

Several big trees are clustered together, with overlapping branches and vines supporting each other. On the thick branches, there are several exquisite wooden houses on top. The wood of this house is dark brown and white alternately. Feng Chengcheng couldn't help but look at it a few more times. Sure enough, this wood is surrounded by spiritual power, and it is a long-standing spiritual wood.

"Luxury!" Feng Chengcheng couldn't help sighing, "I'm afraid this is the number one local tyrant in the underworld. If she builds a house with spiritual wood, she can absorb pure natural spiritual power every day!"

"This dungeon is only as strong as Meng Po's old witch, who can collect so many spiritual trees." Jiu Qianli shrugged. He still recognized Po Meng's strength, after all, it was a monster of thousands of years. If you don't have any skills, how can you occupy such an important position in the underworld.

"Let's go up!" Jiu Qianli grabbed Feng Chengcheng's collar with one hand, and brought her up, standing firmly on the wooden balcony.

Mu Pai also jumped up with the pork on his back, but it was not as smooth as Jiuqianli, but hit an invisible barrier with a bang, and then fell to the ground with all four feet in the sky.Fortunately, there was a pork back for him at the bottom, otherwise he would really have broken his back.

Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli stared wide-eyed in surprise, and at the same time Mu Pai fell to the ground, there was a beautiful female voice from the wooden house: "Who is so bold that he dares to carry stinky things into the house where my aunt and grandma live?"

Feng Chengcheng and Jiuqianli knew that it was Meng Po who stopped Mu Pai, so they gloated and looked at the ground.

"Pfft...hahaha..." Feng Chengcheng laughed mercilessly when he saw Mu Pai fell into the pig's arms, with all four legs in the air like a pig.

Suddenly a beautiful figure flashed by, with a fragrance, the peerless beauty of Po Meng appeared in the eyes of Mu Pai who was grinning, Mu Pai quickly adjusted his expression, showing a smile, "Senior Po Meng, you are being rude."

"Oh?" Granny Meng looked familiar, "Aren't you the kid who has always been quiet and cold, why did you come to me with pork on your back?"

Speaking of which, Granny Meng suddenly frowned, "I'm carrying such a smelly thing, throw it away quickly!"

"Hahaha..." Jiuqianli and Feng Chengcheng laughed so hard that they were about to burst into tears.

With a bitter face, Mu Pai asked Jiuqianli suspiciously, "Master Ninth, didn't you say that Senior Po Meng likes to eat wild boar with a thousand-year cultivation?"

"You still believe his bad mouth..." Feng Chengcheng felt that Mu Pai was a little pitiful, and waved his hand to release a trace of spiritual energy to help him stand up.

"Oh? Thousand-year wild boar essence?" Upon hearing that it was a thousand-year-old wild boar, Granny Meng's eyebrows immediately stretched again, "Hey, then bring it here, and throw it in my potion jar, no matter how stinky it is, it will change." Delicious!"

Mu Pai hurriedly flew onto the pig with his back on his back.

"Girl baby." Granny Meng took a few glances at Feng Chengcheng, then at Jiuqianli, "Jiuqian already has a fiancée, it's unbelievable..."

"Hey, Sister Meng Po, I came to see you specially. We and Mu Pai hunted down this wild pork meat specially for you!" Feng Chengcheng smiled, "Jiuqian specially used Feng Lingfu to keep the pork fresh. , it must be delicious!"

Po Meng seemed to know the taste of wild pork, so she swallowed subconsciously.

"I'll clean it up later and make it for you to eat!" Granny Meng accepted the gift, and several people were able to enter her wooden house.

The wooden house was clean and tidy, with a perfect combination of classical and modern. Unexpectedly, Po Meng was also a pottery lover. The shelves in the room were filled with all kinds of ceramic animals, flowers and plants, many of which Feng Chengcheng had never seen before.

"Sit whatever you want." Granny Meng told them to sit down. This is also a perfect combination of sofa and bamboo chair. Feng Chengcheng chose a white elegant sofa to sit on, Mu Pai chose a bamboo chair to sit on, and Jiuqianli chose He picked up a wooden stool and moved it to Feng Chengcheng's side to sit next to her.

Granny Meng was sitting on the beauty couch in the middle of the wooden house. Seeing the actions of several people, she first praised Feng Chengcheng, "Chengcheng girl has good eyesight, and she chose the most expensive crocodile leather sofa in 2000 to sit on."

"What?!" Feng Chengcheng then turned his head to observe the white skin under his butt carefully, "White crocodile?!"

"That's right." Granny Meng nodded with a smile, "It took me half a month to clean up this monster. This guy has a mutant physique, and he seems to have some kind of albinism..."

Feng Chengcheng is a bit messy, as expected, the underworld is an unusual existence, even crocodiles can get albinism...

Before Feng Chengcheng could react, Granny Meng looked at Mu Pai again, "Young man is not bad, I chose the body of a thousand-year-old bamboo spirit to sit down on. The ground becomes extremely hard bamboo shoots to pierce human chrysanthemums..."

Mu Pai had just picked up a glass of water and took a sip, but now it was all sprayed out. He also twisted his buttocks, for fear that the chair under his buttocks would suddenly turn into a sharp bamboo shoot, and then stab him... Uh, that place .

"Sure enough, she is an old witch, she likes to collect these weird things." Jiu Qianli rested her hands on Feng Chengcheng's crocodile sofa, and spoke lightly and sarcastically about Granny Meng.

"Nine thousand, you are the best." Granny Meng smiled, "Choose the most common stool that hasn't even cultivated the essence, and moved it to sit next to my fiancée. Are you acting as a pawn in the world?" Are you used to being a pet cat?"

Jiuqianli choked for a moment, "What do you know, old hag, do you know that I am cultivating a relationship with Chengcheng?"

The two came and went, tit for tat, causing Feng Chengcheng a headache, she hurried out to smooth things over, "Okay, okay... You should have known each other for a long time, haven't you teased each other enough?"

"It's true." Meng Po also likes Feng Chengcheng very much, after all, the person who can transform her own Meng Po soup into spiritual power tonic is a real master! "It's more important to get down to business, let me clean up this fat pork first..."

Speaking of raising his hand, he was about to cast a spell.

"Wait!" Feng Chengcheng yelled and stopped Po Meng, who looked at her in bewilderment.

"how?"

"Hey... Sister Meng Po, we are here to give this pork, and we can't give it away for nothing, right? After all, we spent a lot of effort in beating the pork!" Feng Chengcheng showed a look of bargaining, "Sister Meng, you are so precious! Too much, why don't you just give me some high-quality soup to replenish my strength, your Mengpo soup, or just give me [-] bowls!"

As soon as these words came out, Meng Po almost fell off the beauty's couch, "Good luck, Feng Chengcheng! You want my sister and me to use up all my spiritual energy and die!"

Feng Chengcheng looked a little angry at Po Meng, looked at Jiuqianli, and then at Po Meng, a little at a loss.

She swallowed, a little unsure, that's what Jiuqianli taught her before she came here, did she encounter some taboo of Meng Po? !

Feng Chengcheng caught a glimpse of Jiu Qianli's playful smile, and yelled in his heart that it was not good. As expected, the [-] bowls that Jiu Qianli said was to anger Po Meng, which was beyond what Po Meng could bear.

"One pig demon wants to exchange me for 81 bowls of high-quality soup medicine. Do you know how long I have to practice for a bowl of high-quality soup medicine? I have to practice ninety-nine and [-] days for one bowl. You want me to die of old age in the underworld." !" Granny Meng wanted to jump up and scold Feng Chengcheng, but then she thought about it, Feng Chengcheng just came to the underworld, how could he know any high-quality soup and medicine, and the arrogant ten thousand bowls, this must be Jiuqianli instigated her to make it.

Looking at Jiu Qianli's thoughtful expression again, Po Meng confirmed this idea. It turned out that it was Jiu Qianli's revenge for letting Feng Chengcheng touch his tail in public on the day of revenge!
Cut, stingy man!
Granny Meng realized this, and suddenly shut up, and stopped embarrassing Feng Chengcheng, "Hehe, sister knows Chengcheng, you are joking, come here, sit down, sit down..."

Seeing that Po Meng guessed that Jiu Qianli had instigated her, she breathed a sigh of relief. She didn't want to anger Po Po Meng at all, and she wanted to exchange some treasures here!
"I was almost irritated by you, the hateful second-generation official!" Po Meng frowned at Jiu Qianli, who was watching the show, and returned to her usual enchanting and beautiful appearance. "Don't worry about you juniors, let me see if this is pure thousand-year-old wild boar meat."

Granny Meng came down and began to squat down to inspect the wild pork. Mu Pai also hurried over to tidy up Po Meng's skirt so that the skirt wouldn't get dirty with the pork.

"Hmm..." Granny Meng looked at Mu Pai who had been staring at her since she came in just now, "What's your name, you are very clever."

"Mu Pai." Mu Pai answered honestly.

"I remember you." Granny Meng burst into a charming smile. "You have come ten times, and this time you finally succeeded."

"It's my honor to meet Senior Meng Po." Mu Pai changed his previous indifferent appearance and looked at Po Meng bewilderedly.

"Oh?" Granny Meng saw his eyes and suddenly became interested, "Your eyes still have fire, you are one of the few people who have not been charmed by my skin."

At this time, Mu Pai smiled, "Those who have a heart, don't be afraid of temptation."

Meng Po stared at him for a while, and Mu Pai ran away and was stared at by her. After a long time, Meng Po smiled and said, "Good boy, Lord Yan asked me to organize a propaganda department for a news organization. Give me more manpower, do you think I'm really that idle? You are so clever and caring, so stay here, Jiuqian, and asked your brother for this person for me."

Jiuqianli looked contemptuous, "If you want a man, you need a man. If you want a secretary, you need a secretary. It's not shameful to want a male secretary. Are you tired of talking about ancient Chinese and non-Chinese, and non-baby? Don't worry, this I will give this boy to you, let him do anything, even warm your bed!"

Po Meng choked, Feng Chengcheng snickered, and Mu Pai's face turned half red.

Granny Meng didn't want to discuss this issue anymore. We are all smart people, so there is nothing to hide.

A mortal who has been here ten times, just enters the underworld and rushes to her. How can she, a thousand-year-old monster, not understand?
It's been a long time, and the days have been long, and she really wants to spend some time alone, but this handsome young man in front of her looks like the young man she once dreamed of in her dreams, persistently making her heart move...

Granny Meng concentrated her attention and put away her own thoughts, but a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, she waved her hand, gushing spiritual power, suddenly several little iron men rushed out, bouncing on the ground.

　How to eat this pig... See you tomorrow!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)