My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 130 Part 136 The Little Mermaid Tears
Finally returned to the human world, and walked through the legendary underworld employee channel teleportation array.

But who will tell her what the hell it is to be sent to the toilet?And it's a men's restroom? !
At this moment, Feng Chengcheng was pinching his nose and staring at the toilet door with disgust.

Jiu Qianli covered Feng Chengcheng's eyes, and kept apologizing to the panicked uncle who had just come out: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! My sister has a problem with her mind, she went to the wrong place, I'll take her back now... "

The miser also followed behind to apologize, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is my niece, she really has a brain problem..."

"..." So Feng Chengcheng was safe and sound with his eyes covered, and then he was pushed out by Jiuqianli and Miser one on the left and one on the right.

"Ahhh!" Feng Chengcheng came out, took a few deep breaths of fresh air outside, and then annoyed, "The teleportation entrance of the staff channel is in the men's toilet?!"

The miser lowered his head and said weakly, "Chengcheng, I'm sorry, someone said that this channel is for men only, I forgot..."

"I'm so pissed off!" Feng Chengcheng sneered, "If you weren't high enough to go through the teleportation channel of senior civil servants, I wouldn't follow you through this kind of teleportation channel! You're still out of your mind! You're out of your mind!"

Feng Chengcheng felt so ashamed, and looked back at the toilet, only to see a signboard with big characters on it: Moling Village West Public Toilet.

"Is this really the public toilet in Moling Village?" Feng Chengcheng lost his temper a little. Fortunately, she didn't see anything she shouldn't see, and fortunately, she was teleported to Moling Village, so she didn't have to walk back.

Just as he was talking, the old man who was frightened just now had already come out. Seeing that Feng Chengcheng and the other three were really waiting at the door, and a certain woman was still looking fierce and angry, he quickly grabbed his waistband and said nervously: "This, This girl...why is she still here? Take her away! Could it be that you really like me..."

When he got excited, before he finished speaking, the dentures popped out of his mouth. The old man quickly picked them up from the ground, wiped them and stuffed them into his mouth again, "I look handsome..."

The three of Feng Chengcheng couldn't laugh or cry.

"Let's go!" Jiu Qianli grabbed Feng Chengcheng with black lines all over his face, and led her to turn around and run away.

The miser ran while threatening the old man, "Old man, be careful what you say to me, nothing happened just now, if you dare to talk nonsense and ruin the reputation of my niece, let me tell you, I beat the old man too... ..."

The few people ran back to the villa, Feng Chengcheng breathed a sigh of relief, approached Jiuqianli speechlessly, and then spit out what he had been holding back just now: "Jiuqian, why do you think that old man is so confident in saying He's handsome..."

"That's right, you still have the guts to say in front of me..." Jiu Qianli helped her straighten her messy clothes.

"Ah..." Feng Chengcheng sighed, feeling the long-lost real sunshine, "This is Moling Village, a magical place!"

After talking about the long legs, he stepped into the protective layer of the villa and entered.

As soon as she took a step in, she suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing towards her, and something was rushing towards her.

She took a closer look, drank, what a big... bird? !
That's right, it's a big ostrich about 1.8 meters. With big strides, it rushed to Feng Chengcheng. Feng Chengcheng just widened his eyes and dodged subconsciously, but he was hit by the big ostrich on the shoulder. , staggering back a few steps.

Although the ostrich bumped into Feng Chengcheng, it still didn't stop. Instead, it flew into the air and followed in. The miser who didn't dodge at all, directly knocked his spirit body five meters away, knocked out of the protective layer, snapped Gotta fall to the ground with a bang!
As for the ostrich, it stopped firmly at a distance of [-] centimeters in front of Jiuqianli, and Jiuqianli's big eyes met with small eyes. When Jiuqianli frowned, a certain conscious guy stepped back a lot Then, she gracefully paced to Feng Chengcheng's side, and started rubbing her long neck against Feng Chengcheng's arm.

Feng Chengcheng stared dumbfounded at the shiny and tall ostrich in front of him, "...My God, is this my ostrich?"

Jiuqianli looked at the miser who was struggling to get up on the ground, and knew that he was fine, so he walked in, glanced at the ostrich who was relying on his girlfriend to act like a baby, and replied, "Look at its IQ is zero, With well-developed limbs and a simple mind, it is most likely your mount that was originally a phoenix but turned into a stupid ostrich."

Feng Chengcheng looked at the ostrich from head to toe in disbelief, "Oh my God, is it one day in the underworld, ten days in the world, right? I'm only away for seven days. Did this guy take growth hormone?"

A certain ostrich found Feng Chengcheng's big backpack, and there was a pleasant aura coming from it. Without even thinking about it, it stretched its neck over, and wanted to stick its head in to steal it, but it was locked with a zipper, and it struggled for a long time. Didn't stick his head in either.

"Chengcheng!" A pleasant and excited voice sounded, and the little mermaid ran out wearing an apron, holding a bowl of brown things in her hand, her little face was flushed, and her big eyes were filled with tears of joy, " you are back!"

"Yes, yes! Hehe..." Feng Chengcheng smiled, and pushed away a stupid ostrich that rubbed its hair off her head.

The Little Mermaid ran up to Feng Chengcheng, threw away the bowl in her hand, and hit the foot of the miser who had just got up and walked in. The miser grinned in pain, but the little mermaid didn't notice at all, and just pulled Feng Chengcheng Jump and jump.

"I miss you so much!" The Little Mermaid laughed and cried, "You didn't come back until the end of summer, and your chickens will lay eggs!"

"Really?!" Feng Chengcheng's eyes lit up, "Is it too much? Is it delicious?"

"Xiaomei, and I'm back too..." Miser limped over and shook the sticky lump on his shoe.

It was good that he didn't speak, but when he spoke, the ostrich noticed him, and the ostrich made a flash and rushed over again with his butt pouted.

The miser was really scared this time, and wanted to run away in a hurry, but who knew that the ostrich stretched out its neck and started...eating at his feet.

Yep, eating that sticky shit like shit...

"By the way, Chengcheng!" The Little Mermaid and Feng Chengcheng were also attracted by the ostrich's movements, and the Little Mermaid hurriedly claimed credit: "This is a nutrition package I specially customized for the little ostrich. I will come to help you feed the little ostrich in three days, look at it, it will grow strong!"

"Oh my God, what did you feed it..." Jiu Qianli never thought that the Little Mermaid could feed a stupid ostrich into such a tall figure. From this point of view, this physique can be used as Feng Chengcheng's mount. is totally enough...

"It's nothing, it's just the freshwater kelp we planted at the bottom of the lake, small fish and shrimp, strawberries, Bailey grass, pig feed, a little bit of mud, a small branch..." The little mermaid counted with her fingers According to her tone, there are probably more than 20 kinds of things that can be mixed into a nutritious meal of that shape and color...

Feng Chengcheng also became more frightened the more he listened, the ones in the front are not bad, but what are the ones in the back, pig feed?Mud?There are even twigs? !

Feng Chengcheng was afraid that he would be shocked and heard some poop, booger, etc. behind him, so he quickly interrupted the Little Mermaid, "Stop, stop, stop... This guy eats so much, does his stomach hurt?!"

Feng Chengcheng looked at the things on the feet of the miser who had finished eating, and the ostrich who was picking up food from the bowl thrown by the Little Mermaid on the floor, the corners of his mouth twitched, my good guy, it seems to be delicious? !

"At first, it seemed a little uncomfortable..." The Little Mermaid rubbed her chin and recalled, "But later, her appetite got bigger and bigger, and her stomach got better and better. Last time, I accidentally ate the toilet seat in the toilet. , it will be pulled out soon!"

"Nani?!" Feng Chengcheng couldn't imagine what the stupid ostrich had experienced during the time he was away.

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Jiuqianli also shook his head, and glanced sympathetically at a certain stupid bird whose IQ may be negative now because he was taught by the little mermaid.

"Oh, let's stop talking!" The little mermaid was completely immersed in her joy, turned around and shouted into the room: "Sister Hongxing, Brother Wutong, Chengcheng is back!"

With this shout, Chun Hongxing, who was cleaning the room on the second floor, and Hao Wutong, who was carrying water and preparing vegetables in the kitchen, immediately stretched out their necks from the window. Seeing that Feng Chengcheng had really returned, they immediately put down their work and ran away come out.

"Oh, oh, it's really Chengcheng and Master Ninth who are back!" Chun Hongxing gave a wink, and Hao Wutong immediately unloaded the bag behind Feng Chengcheng, took the big pig's trotter from Master Ninth's hand, and greeted them happily. people go in.

"There's me too..." Miser hurriedly avoided the ostrich and followed in.

Fortunately, the villa is still the same as before, and there is no sign of missing a piece here or a little bit there. Feng Chengcheng and Jiuqianli nestled comfortably on the sofa, took a sip of the juice brought by Chunhongxing, and the miser also drank it comfortably. Sipping mung bean soup, I feel that my family is better.

"During the time I was away, nothing major happened, right?" Feng Chengcheng asked a few people.

"There are so many great things happening!" The Little Mermaid hurriedly reported excitedly: "The ostrich has grown taller, the chickens have laid eggs, the tomatoes are gone, the corn is frozen in the refrigerator, the potatoes are harvested, and the grapes are sold out... ..."

"Stop, stop!" Feng Chengcheng was speechless for a while, and sat down with the chattering Little Mermaid, "I'm not asking about this, I'm asking if there's anything unusual... For example, why did you come here alone? Where's your husband Xiaoyu?"

The little mermaid pursed her mouth when she heard Xiao Yu, and immediately fell silent.

"We had a quarrel..." Chun Hongxing had no choice but to help the Little Mermaid.

"Ah?!" Feng Chengcheng was surprised, and Jiu Qianli also glanced at the Little Mermaid.

"With your sticky characters, you still quarrel? Xiaoyu is willing to quarrel with you?" Feng Chengcheng was very surprised. Everyone knows the pine spirit's infatuation with the little mermaid. It is said that he has guarded by the lake for 100 years. It wasn't until the little mermaid came to the ground after cultivating into a human form, why did she just marry and come home, and started quarreling?
The little mermaid's eyes immediately filled with tears again, "Chengcheng, this is the last time I'm here to help you feed the ostriches, since you're back, I'll say goodbye to you, I'm going back to the bottom of the lake for a while..."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned. Feng Chengcheng swallowed and laughed dryly, "What's the matter? Why don't you quarrel and run to your mother's house? Why are you arguing?" ..."

The little mermaid lowered her head, holding two white jade-like fingers, but did not speak.

Feng Chengcheng looked at the miserable appearance of the Little Mermaid, and became anxious, "Did Xiaoyu bully you while I was away? Don't leave, you stay here with me, and I brought a 1000-year-old pig's trotter back to give to you." You guys are eating, and there are stories that happened in the underworld, don’t you want to hear...how about you call Xiaoyu over and say that I invited him to eat pig’s trotters..."

The Little Mermaid quickly shook her head, "Chengcheng, I really want to hear your story, but it's too late, I have to go back... Xiao Yu didn't bully me..."

The Little Mermaid sobbed again, "He just doesn't agree with me going back..."

As he spoke, two tears fell, and the moment they left the little mermaid's chin, they solidified into two crystal clear white pearls. Feng Chengcheng was shocked, and immediately yelled: "That thing catches the pearls for me!" !!"

Jiuqianli, who had been paying attention to Feng Chengcheng all the time, reacted the fastest, grabbed the container on the shelf next to the sofa, and obediently went to catch the little mermaid's tears without even looking at it.

It wasn't until the pearls fell to the bottom of the container that Feng Chengcheng and the others realized that what Jiuqianli was holding was a purple gold bowl planted with money trees!

The moment the pearl fell behind, it immediately melted into powder at the bottom of the bowl, and then... was absorbed by the money tree!
The money tree, which hadn't grown at all since Feng Chengcheng left, has been pulled up ten centimeters in an instant!

Of course, Feng Chengcheng didn't leave any pearl powder for those two beautiful round white pearls.

Feng Chengcheng watched it in surprise, then looked up at the Little Mermaid, but the Little Mermaid had already finished crying, and now she was looking at the money tree that ate her tears expressionlessly...

"Axi!" Feng Chengcheng was annoyed, pointing at the money tree and scolding: "You little guy, you are really fast!! You can eat whatever is worth it! You are a prodigal, prodigal!"

Jiuqianli wiped the sweat from his brow, luckily Feng Chengcheng didn't come at him...

"Chengcheng..." The Little Mermaid pouted, "Stop scolding the little money tree, when I come back from the bottom of the lake, I'll bring him a bunch of pearls to eat, okay?"

Feng Chengcheng was so moved that tears streamed down his face, "Xiaomei is the best, but you don't need to feed it directly, you can just give it to me, I will exchange it for RMB for it to eat..."

The little mermaid nodded seriously, indicating that she had written it down.

"But why do you want to go back?" Jiu Qianli put the purple gold bowl back carefully, perfectly changing the subject so that Feng Chengcheng no longer pays attention to him who took the purple gold bowl by mistake...

"That's right!" Feng Chengcheng returned to the question he really wanted to know, "Could it be... because you and Xiaoyu's sex life is not harmonious?"

Chun Hongxing and Hao Wutong spurted out a mouthful of juice.

"What is sex life?" The Little Mermaid was confused.

"Pfft—" This time it was Jiuqianli and Miser who spat out.

Feng Chengcheng glared dissatisfiedly at the few people who interrupted their conversation, and then gently asked casually, "Are you in trouble, do you need help?"

"Need." The Little Mermaid nodded, her eyes full of expectation.

"Nani?" Feng Chengcheng was taken aback, why did the Little Mermaid feel like she was waiting here on purpose...

　mua!(*╯3╰) Ask for a recommendation ticket every day or something, let me, an old bone author, see the little cuties who raised their little hands~
　　


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