My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 19 PART 19 Room Selection (3)

But rock-paper-scissors is the most suitable method at present, and Feng Chengcheng finally agreed to use this method. Jiu Qianli spent a few minutes teaching miser gestures, and explained that rock beats scissors, scissors cut paper, and paper wraps rock The principle of getting up, the miser was excited like a child, shouting that this is really too smart!

It made Jiuqianli and Feng Chengcheng helplessly look at the sky and roll their eyes.

Finally Feng Chengcheng couldn't bear it anymore, and asked, "I said miser, how many years have you been dead? How come you haven't even heard of things that children know?"

"I can't remember the exact year." Miser scratched his head, "It must have been a hundred years."

"Over a hundred years?" Feng Chengcheng was shocked, isn't this older than his deceased grandma?Wouldn't it be that when my grandma came to this house, the miser was already there? "Then my grandma, came to this house after you?"

"No..." Miser shook his head, "I was brought into this house by your grandma. Later she met your grandpa and left here. It was inconvenient for me to be taken away, so I stayed here. Before your grandma, I was a vagabond for four or fifty years, and now I don’t want to go vagabond anymore.”

"Oh..." My grandma can actually see these strange things?In other words, my grandma is different from ordinary people, so is my innate physique that provokes supernatural beings genetic?

"Okay, okay, let's play rock, paper, scissors!" Miser said excitedly, wanting to try the fun of this game.

"Here we come!" Jiu Qianli was also gearing up, and rolled up his sleeves exaggeratedly, with an air that I couldn't lose.

"Come on, who is afraid of whom!" Naturally, Feng Chengcheng couldn't lose his momentum, poking his palm and thinking about the gesture to make.

"rock-paper-scissors--"

The three made gestures at the same time, Jiuqianli made a rock, Feng Chengcheng made a scissors, Miser made a cloth, the three of them could not tell the winner.

"Come again." Feng Chengcheng was stunned.

"rock-paper-scissors--"

This time the situation changed, Miser produced the scissors alone, Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli produced the cloth.

"Hahaha, I won!" Miser happily flew high, and flew back and forth in the air like crazy.

In the third round, the contestants were Feng Chengcheng and Jiuqianli. Both sides were gearing up. Feng Chengcheng rubbed his hands vigorously, as if I would never lose; Sleeves, looking like a dog if I lose.

"Prepare—" The miser who had retired from his career became the referee, "Rock, paper, scissors—"

Suddenly, the two shot at the same time. To their surprise, Feng Chengcheng shot scissors, and Jiu Qianli also shot a rock again. Feng Chengcheng was defeated!
Feng Chengcheng was dumbfounded, and immediately hugged his head in the next moment, filled with regret.

Jiuqianli, on the other hand, was very excited, and laughed with his waist in his arms, "You are defeated! Hurry up and cook!"

"Cut! Let's fight again next time!" Feng Chengcheng said helplessly with a bitter face, got up and went to the kitchen.

Looking left and right in the tidy kitchen, Feng Chengcheng found himself in trouble.Although the kitchen utensils are complete, and there are induction cookers, there are no dishes!Except for the two fish I left behind and some eggs I brought over, there is nothing!
It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice, which makes her very embarrassed!

Egg boiled fish?

Please, she is the eldest lady, why are you thinking about these messy things here!

However, she still has some common sense, knowing that boiled fish with eggs will not work, so she dismissed the idea.

When she was studying abroad in the past, her family sent a special nanny to take care of her daily life. Fortunately, when she was young, she made up her mind to learn how to cook for her favorite male god from the nanny. Although it is not delicious, it is at least It can cook things without poisoning people to death.

"There's no food!" Feng Chengcheng scratched his head anxiously. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration, and he leaned on the kitchen doorframe and pointed at the miser and Jiuqianli who were discussing their experience in rock-paper-scissors in the living room, "You two, Go out and see if there are any vegetables, you can't boil fish in plain water!"

"Qingcai?" Miser and Jiuqianli were taken aback.

"I'm not vegetarian, I only eat meat." Jiuqianli rejected someone's order neatly.

"I used to have nothing to eat. I ate wild vegetables for a long time, and I don't want to be a vegetarian anymore." Miser also echoed, he was waiting for delicious fish!
"Let you go!" Feng Chengcheng felt that he could be driven crazy by this person and ghost, picked up the spatula in his hand that was cleaned after digging the soil last night, and threw it at the miser's translucent soul. body face, pierced through his weak spiritual body, and went straight through.

"Ah! My spirit body!" As soon as the miser's body was really distorted, the face that was hit by the hit also instantly turned into chaos. in the air.

Feng Chengcheng was also stunned, he didn't expect his spatula to be so powerful that he would smash the miser to death.

But before Feng Chengcheng had time to feel guilty, the miser's spirit body condensed together again in an instant, but the color was much lighter than before being smashed, and it was more transparent than translucent. He quickly stretched his hand into the mouth. He took out a piece of bread from the bag, ate it quickly, and swallowed it whole without having time to chew.

After swallowing, the color of the miser's spirit body became vivid, and after half a minute it was no different from a normal person.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's kind of amazing!" Feng Chengcheng walked over to pick up the spatula on the ground, and poked the miser's spirit body with his hand. It felt soft and real, a bit like cotton, but it was really cold, without a trace of warmth. .

"Eh?!" Feng Chengcheng was shocked, "It's cool, so you can use it as an air conditioner in summer?"

"What air conditioner?" The miser tilted his head, looking puzzled, but Feng Chengcheng changed the subject, and said helplessly, "Miss, don't hit me with anything in the future. In front of you, I will My spirit body is no different from ordinary people, if you add some spells into it, you can beat me out of my wits in no time!"

"The air conditioner is the kind of machine that blows cold air in summer and hot air in winter." Feng Chengcheng tilted her head and thought for a while, ignoring the miser's pleas, but she felt that since she was so capable, she wouldn't have to be afraid of the miser in the future, this guy , I will be my servant in the future! "Don't refuse anymore, you have such ability, I even saved the cost of buying an air conditioner!"

"Don't make up his mind." Jiuqianli interjected, "His spirit body is generally not visible to others. In order to hide himself, the spirit body usually maintains the same temperature as the environment he is in. , so he needs to supplement food to have the strength to maintain these, otherwise his spiritual body will be swallowed by heat or cold air, and his soul will be scattered."

Jiuqianli deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of "Hunfeiposan", and raised his eyes to look at the miser, as if looking at an ant. The miser was so frightened that he quickly averted his gaze and did not dare to look at Jiuqianli.

"It's like this." Feng Chengcheng said disappointedly, but then turned to say to the miser with malicious intentions, "Then you don't need food all the time? If that's the case, why don't you go out and pick vegetables for me!"

(End of this chapter)