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Chapter 310 Part 324 Going to Butcher a Pig
Chapter 310 Part 324 Going to Butcher a Pig
Seeing Jiu Qianli's posture and then Feng Chengcheng's aura, the land master instantly understood who the two great gods were in front of him. He quickly put on a smile, changed his previous sense of pride, and said humbly, "Master Ninth, Lord Messenger , Little God, I’m sorry to bother you. It’s a big Chinese New Year, so I won’t bother you any more. Little God still has something to do, let’s go ahead..."
He regretted it a bit, he shouldn't have walked through the gate of the villa, he should have burrowed through the soil!
"Wait!" Feng Chengcheng was so bored, seeing the Lord of the Land would be like seeing some new toy, "It's Chinese New Year, the Lord of the Land will stop saying auspicious words before leaving? Could it be that I and Jiu Do adults see it?"
This stinky old man just picked up a gold ingot from him, and even came to the villa to beg for it with a lick of his face. This time, the land master must spit out some more money to feed the money tree!
Feng Chengcheng smiled maliciously, scaring the land master back again and again, neither running nor not running.
"That... I wish Lord Nine and Lord Messenger a happy new year and all the best!" The Land Lord wiped the sweat off his face. He had heard about what Lord Messenger was doing in this area. It was cleaned up easily, and with the backing of a senior civil servant like Jiuqianli, how could he, a small junior staff member, be able to offend him. The severe winter just made him sweat profusely nervously.
Feng Chengcheng curled his lips into a smirk, "Oh, I've said all the auspicious things, won't you give me a red envelope to save us some happiness?"
As soon as these words came out, the Lord of the Land finally knew what Feng Chengcheng was going to do. With a sad face, he took out a red envelope from his pocket, "Master Messenger, here are all the incense money that the villagers gave to the Temple of the Land today, please accept it with a smile." ..."
Feng Chengcheng took the red envelope, opened it beamingly, and his face darkened immediately, "31 yuan and [-] cents?! Landlord, are you sending beggars away?!"
The land master was about to cry, "Master Messenger, the recent crackdown on superstition and the land has been severely cracked down, we little gods really can't charge much in a day!"
Feng Chengcheng looked at him suspiciously, still not forgetting to stuff the red envelope into his pocket, and then looked back at Jiuqianli, only to see Jiuqianli staring at her with great interest, as if he liked to see her play tricks on him.
Seeing her turn around, Jiuqianli smiled and reminded her, "Last time Chengcheng picked up your lost gold ingot casually on the road, today you only took out this little ingot, could it be that you are Those who don't have gold ingots, hide them in your hill temple?"
As soon as Jiuqianli's words came out, the land master's eyelids jumped, and his heart also thumped wildly.
But I heard Jiuqianli continue to say, "The small pavilion where Chengcheng and I took shelter from the rain last time is your old den. Chengcheng and I have stayed here for so long, and I haven't been to your house before. Well, on such a good day today, why not visit your house..."
The land master fell to his knees all of a sudden, took out five more gold ingots from his arms, and hurriedly stuffed them into Feng Chengcheng's hands, "Master Messenger, please accept a little bit of care, don't dislike me, just let me go!" Bar!"
Feng Chengcheng accepted the five gold ingots dumbstruck, and gave Master Ninth a thumbs up, "That's amazing, Master Ninth! You still have deep tricks. I didn't expect you to be unable to escape even in the countryside!"
Jiuqianli smiled, with a smug look, raised his eyebrows and asked the land master, "Is everything you have on you here?"
The land master was about to cry, his face wrinkled into a ball, "Master Ninth, they are all here! My family is full of the pension money I have worked so hard to save, so please take pity on me and show your hand high!"
Feng Chengcheng was in a good mood, and the New Year's Eve couldn't see the little old man crying at the door of his house, so he waved his hand, "Okay, okay, this little money will be treated as an apology for an ostrich, I'm not taking bribes, and you Do you understand?"
The land master was about to explode in his heart, but he couldn't help expressing his agreement, "Yes, yes, this is an apology for the ostrich fairy beast, and it wasn't received by the messenger..."
Feng Chengcheng nodded in satisfaction, put the gold ingot into his Qiankun bag, and asked the land master, "You said there is something urgent, what is it?"
The land master breathed a sigh of relief, and finally turned over the chapter of auspicious words and auspicious red envelopes, and quickly diverted Feng Chengcheng's attention, "It's like this, Moling Village gathers every year during the Chinese New Year, and kills a farmer who lives in the village. Everyone eats the pigs... They will also offer me a little meat and food, I used to enjoy offerings, every year all year round, this is the only time I can have this kind of treatment!"
"Killing a pig?! Enshrining?" Feng Chengcheng listened with great interest, "Why didn't I receive the notice? How could such a good thing happen to me? This is my first time as a leader, and I haven't tried to be enshrined yet! "
The land master panicked, "Master Messenger, you don't mean to grab the offerings from me, do you? It's unacceptable. An executive like you should be high above you, and you can't just get mortal breath!"
"Nonsense!" Feng Chengcheng interrupted him unceremoniously, "Do you understand any policies? The hell newsletter hosted by Meng Po often promotes the culture of the hell. The last time Lord Yan pointed out in his speech that we should be down-to-earth and understand the world. Life, understand the habits of the spirit body, have you studied hard?!"
The Lord of the Land wept, helplessly, "Master Messenger, I am paid by the Heavenly Court, and I am not allowed to subscribe to the periodicals of the Underworld!"
"Eh..." Feng Chengcheng scratched his head, "I forgot about that..."
Jiuqianli laughed out loud, "Chengcheng, you can go straight to eat, Mao Shuangshuang called you early in the morning to let you go to see the slaughter of pigs together, you were so sleepy, she didn't wake you up Running back again!"
Feng Chengcheng was startled, "What do you mean? I didn't make an offering?"
"Enjoying offerings requires sneaking. You have not been approved to receive offerings now, so you should just eat as a human being. The village chief and the others like you so much, they probably left the best tenderloin for you to eat." !"
"It's great!" Feng Chengcheng slapped his hands beamingly, then turned around and pushed the gourd-sized land master in distaste, "Let's go, you go and eat your offerings, and I'll eat delicious food by myself, eat generously! "
The land master ran away, and while running, he turned his head and shouted unwillingly: "Too bullying the land master!"
Feng Chengcheng didn't respond at all, tidied up, stepped on the back of the ostrich, waved his little hand, and ordered: "Drive! Let's go to see the slaughter of pigs!"
"..." Jiuqianli couldn't laugh or cry, it was the first time he met someone who was so interested in killing pigs, he flew down from the tree, and followed Feng Chengcheng to the village to join in the fun...
Hello everyone, Feng Chengcheng, the first sister of the village tyrant, is online. Please vote for your recommendation to express your support. Friends who voted for the recommendation will soon see the online celebrity village tyrant Feng Chengcheng live broadcast the pig slaughtering scene...
(End of this chapter)
Seeing Jiu Qianli's posture and then Feng Chengcheng's aura, the land master instantly understood who the two great gods were in front of him. He quickly put on a smile, changed his previous sense of pride, and said humbly, "Master Ninth, Lord Messenger , Little God, I’m sorry to bother you. It’s a big Chinese New Year, so I won’t bother you any more. Little God still has something to do, let’s go ahead..."
He regretted it a bit, he shouldn't have walked through the gate of the villa, he should have burrowed through the soil!
"Wait!" Feng Chengcheng was so bored, seeing the Lord of the Land would be like seeing some new toy, "It's Chinese New Year, the Lord of the Land will stop saying auspicious words before leaving? Could it be that I and Jiu Do adults see it?"
This stinky old man just picked up a gold ingot from him, and even came to the villa to beg for it with a lick of his face. This time, the land master must spit out some more money to feed the money tree!
Feng Chengcheng smiled maliciously, scaring the land master back again and again, neither running nor not running.
"That... I wish Lord Nine and Lord Messenger a happy new year and all the best!" The Land Lord wiped the sweat off his face. He had heard about what Lord Messenger was doing in this area. It was cleaned up easily, and with the backing of a senior civil servant like Jiuqianli, how could he, a small junior staff member, be able to offend him. The severe winter just made him sweat profusely nervously.
Feng Chengcheng curled his lips into a smirk, "Oh, I've said all the auspicious things, won't you give me a red envelope to save us some happiness?"
As soon as these words came out, the Lord of the Land finally knew what Feng Chengcheng was going to do. With a sad face, he took out a red envelope from his pocket, "Master Messenger, here are all the incense money that the villagers gave to the Temple of the Land today, please accept it with a smile." ..."
Feng Chengcheng took the red envelope, opened it beamingly, and his face darkened immediately, "31 yuan and [-] cents?! Landlord, are you sending beggars away?!"
The land master was about to cry, "Master Messenger, the recent crackdown on superstition and the land has been severely cracked down, we little gods really can't charge much in a day!"
Feng Chengcheng looked at him suspiciously, still not forgetting to stuff the red envelope into his pocket, and then looked back at Jiuqianli, only to see Jiuqianli staring at her with great interest, as if he liked to see her play tricks on him.
Seeing her turn around, Jiuqianli smiled and reminded her, "Last time Chengcheng picked up your lost gold ingot casually on the road, today you only took out this little ingot, could it be that you are Those who don't have gold ingots, hide them in your hill temple?"
As soon as Jiuqianli's words came out, the land master's eyelids jumped, and his heart also thumped wildly.
But I heard Jiuqianli continue to say, "The small pavilion where Chengcheng and I took shelter from the rain last time is your old den. Chengcheng and I have stayed here for so long, and I haven't been to your house before. Well, on such a good day today, why not visit your house..."
The land master fell to his knees all of a sudden, took out five more gold ingots from his arms, and hurriedly stuffed them into Feng Chengcheng's hands, "Master Messenger, please accept a little bit of care, don't dislike me, just let me go!" Bar!"
Feng Chengcheng accepted the five gold ingots dumbstruck, and gave Master Ninth a thumbs up, "That's amazing, Master Ninth! You still have deep tricks. I didn't expect you to be unable to escape even in the countryside!"
Jiuqianli smiled, with a smug look, raised his eyebrows and asked the land master, "Is everything you have on you here?"
The land master was about to cry, his face wrinkled into a ball, "Master Ninth, they are all here! My family is full of the pension money I have worked so hard to save, so please take pity on me and show your hand high!"
Feng Chengcheng was in a good mood, and the New Year's Eve couldn't see the little old man crying at the door of his house, so he waved his hand, "Okay, okay, this little money will be treated as an apology for an ostrich, I'm not taking bribes, and you Do you understand?"
The land master was about to explode in his heart, but he couldn't help expressing his agreement, "Yes, yes, this is an apology for the ostrich fairy beast, and it wasn't received by the messenger..."
Feng Chengcheng nodded in satisfaction, put the gold ingot into his Qiankun bag, and asked the land master, "You said there is something urgent, what is it?"
The land master breathed a sigh of relief, and finally turned over the chapter of auspicious words and auspicious red envelopes, and quickly diverted Feng Chengcheng's attention, "It's like this, Moling Village gathers every year during the Chinese New Year, and kills a farmer who lives in the village. Everyone eats the pigs... They will also offer me a little meat and food, I used to enjoy offerings, every year all year round, this is the only time I can have this kind of treatment!"
"Killing a pig?! Enshrining?" Feng Chengcheng listened with great interest, "Why didn't I receive the notice? How could such a good thing happen to me? This is my first time as a leader, and I haven't tried to be enshrined yet! "
The land master panicked, "Master Messenger, you don't mean to grab the offerings from me, do you? It's unacceptable. An executive like you should be high above you, and you can't just get mortal breath!"
"Nonsense!" Feng Chengcheng interrupted him unceremoniously, "Do you understand any policies? The hell newsletter hosted by Meng Po often promotes the culture of the hell. The last time Lord Yan pointed out in his speech that we should be down-to-earth and understand the world. Life, understand the habits of the spirit body, have you studied hard?!"
The Lord of the Land wept, helplessly, "Master Messenger, I am paid by the Heavenly Court, and I am not allowed to subscribe to the periodicals of the Underworld!"
"Eh..." Feng Chengcheng scratched his head, "I forgot about that..."
Jiuqianli laughed out loud, "Chengcheng, you can go straight to eat, Mao Shuangshuang called you early in the morning to let you go to see the slaughter of pigs together, you were so sleepy, she didn't wake you up Running back again!"
Feng Chengcheng was startled, "What do you mean? I didn't make an offering?"
"Enjoying offerings requires sneaking. You have not been approved to receive offerings now, so you should just eat as a human being. The village chief and the others like you so much, they probably left the best tenderloin for you to eat." !"
"It's great!" Feng Chengcheng slapped his hands beamingly, then turned around and pushed the gourd-sized land master in distaste, "Let's go, you go and eat your offerings, and I'll eat delicious food by myself, eat generously! "
The land master ran away, and while running, he turned his head and shouted unwillingly: "Too bullying the land master!"
Feng Chengcheng didn't respond at all, tidied up, stepped on the back of the ostrich, waved his little hand, and ordered: "Drive! Let's go to see the slaughter of pigs!"
"..." Jiuqianli couldn't laugh or cry, it was the first time he met someone who was so interested in killing pigs, he flew down from the tree, and followed Feng Chengcheng to the village to join in the fun...
Hello everyone, Feng Chengcheng, the first sister of the village tyrant, is online. Please vote for your recommendation to express your support. Friends who voted for the recommendation will soon see the online celebrity village tyrant Feng Chengcheng live broadcast the pig slaughtering scene...
(End of this chapter)
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