My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 47 PART 47 Lifespan Trading (1)

At night, Feng Chengcheng, Jiuqianli, and Miser secretly hid in the bushes beside the road in No. 1 People's Hospital in Luguang City.

Jiuqianli didn't know why he hid here so wretchedly, but Feng Chengcheng strongly demanded to act so wretchedly, saying that he was afraid of scaring ordinary people who didn't know why.

But both Jiuqianli and Miser knew that someone was timid.

After hiding for about 20 minutes, Jiu Qianli felt that his feet were slightly numb, and asked Feng Chengcheng impatiently, "How long are we going to hide?"

"Shh—keep your voice down!" Feng Chengcheng lowered his voice, and performed the obscene appearance to the extreme, which made Jiu Qianli want to laugh, and lowered his voice obediently.

"I said, we're not going to hide in this crappy place all night, are we? If you're afraid, just tell me, the miser and I will lead the charge."

"Who's scared!" Feng Chengcheng retorted dissatisfiedly, "I'm a civil servant in the underworld now, and I'm still afraid of those ghosts? I'm just observing the terrain now, what do you know!"

Speaking of which, Feng Chengcheng glanced around again, but saw nothing, let alone ghost shadows, not even a person.

"It's strange. I don't want to go to the hospital when I'm sick. The hospital has the most strange-looking ghosts, but why didn't I see any of them today?" Feng Chengcheng muttered softly. Fortunately, her family has strong financial strength. When the private doctor came to the house, she didn't need to go to the hospital at all, otherwise she would have been scared out of depression by all kinds of ghosts in the hospital.

"Idiot!" Jiu Qianli finally understood what this girl was struggling with, "Last time you recited the Invisibility Art, now you have to recite the Appearance Art to see foreign objects!"

"Oh, that's right!" Feng Chengcheng remembered seeing Ye Xiaoji's original form before, nodded obediently, swept his hand over his eyes and silently recited the Appearance Art, and then saw an old man floating not far away, motionless in the air , with her head lowered, Feng Chengcheng gasped in fright, but she held back and didn't cry out.

Then she turned her head, and saw an old man leaning on a cane appeared on the bench that was empty just now, with a cane in his left hand and an open newspaper in his right hand, sitting on the bench to read the newspaper.

This scene is normal, but it is very weird at this moment-what normal person reads the newspaper in the dark at night!

The corners of Feng Chengcheng's mouth twitched, and he sighed secretly that his infrared eyes could see these things clearly in the dark night.

"Jiuqian, why do you think the underworld chose a coward like me to be a psychic?" Fortunately, there were no other weird souls nearby, Feng Chengcheng was slightly relieved, but still had a sad face.

"...that's what I want to know too." Jiu Qianli was merciless, and had no intention of comforting Feng Chengcheng.

"Because your life is short!" Unexpectedly, the miser stabbed deeply into Feng Chengcheng's heart.

"You...you..." Feng Chengcheng trembled with anger, "I'm helping you fulfill your wish..."

Feng Chengcheng was about to have a fit and give the miser a good lesson, when suddenly an old man with a mustache and braids ran out of nowhere, and knelt down with a plop in front of the short tree where they were hiding, and then kowtowed With a ringing voice, "Please help me, my lord!"

The three people in the short tree were all stunned, and Feng Chengcheng stuttered in surprise, and asked Jiuqianli in a low voice, "This...what's the situation? Is this person a human or a ghost?"

"People." Jiuqianli answered simply, frowning, also very puzzled about the situation at this time.

Feng Chengcheng looked suspiciously at the miser, and the miser shook his head quickly, "It's none of my business."

At this time, the mustache outside was loud again, "The villain Wang Dafa is a Taoist priest. Today he uses his life-saving fortune-telling. The Heavenly Dao instructs to come here at 9 o'clock in the evening to find nobles, and please show up to help."

"This shouldn't be a TV series..." Feng Chengcheng became even more depressed after hearing the words of the mustache Wang Dafa, so he had to stand up.

Only then did I really see Wang Dafa's appearance. This man is thin, with a pointed chin, sunken eye sockets, and a short mustache. He is wearing a dark blue Taoist uniform, which looks like loose pajamas , so it doesn't look very strange, but Wang Dafa looks like he has a kidney deficiency.

"Ahem..." Feng Chengcheng coughed in embarrassment, she really didn't know what to do about this kind of thing.

Seeing Feng Chengcheng stand up, Jiu Qianli also stood up, but Miser cautiously hid his figure and stood silently behind Jiu Qianli.

Seeing two people standing in front of him, Wang Dafa was stunned, not knowing which one was his nobleman.

"Cough, tell me!" Feng Chengcheng had no choice but to act as Wang Dafa's nobleman. He cowered and hid in the bushes at night. They were still a man and a woman. They should not be regarded as such a nobleman. What kind of embarrassing thing...

He was not a serious person anyway, so Feng Chengcheng had no choice but to ask Wang Dafa, "Is there anything you need help with? Since the way of heaven led you to find us, we will definitely do our best to help you!"

Feng Chengcheng said succinctly, feeling that talking like this is really tiring, but it seems that talking like this has the temperament of a nobleman!

"Thank you nobleman!" Wang Dafa thanked excitedly, and kowtowed again.

"Hey! Don't kowtow, don't kneel down, stand up and talk!" Feng Chengcheng saw Wang Dafa, who was over 50 years old, kneeling in front of himself and kowtowing to himself, feeling a little hairy in his heart, only thinking that he was less than three years old. Years of life, it seems that some will be lost.

"The villain Wang Dafa devotes himself to cultivating the Tao, and has never done anything harmful to the world..." Wang Dafa stood up and began to explain, but before he could say a few words, he was interrupted by Feng Chengcheng.

Feng Chengcheng frowned, feeling that it was very tiring to listen to it like this, she was a little girl with no culture, how could she accept this kind of classical Chinese?

"You...Wang Dafa, right! I'll call you Uncle Dafa, and if you have any embarrassing things, just put it in a nutshell!"

I didn't expect Feng Chengcheng to be so simple and rude, so Wang Dafa also put it simply: "I am a good person, my daughter has a difficult delivery, the way of heaven can't do this to me and my daughter."

"..." Feng Chengcheng was stunned for a moment, and Miser and Jiu Qianli were also silent for a while.

"Simple! Rough! I like it!" Feng Chengcheng praised dryly, and cursed inwardly, it doesn't matter how simple and rude this mustache is! "But I don't understand. You are a good person. It has nothing to do with your daughter's difficult delivery!"

Hearing these words, Wang Dafa's face collapsed immediately, his voice trembled, and tears were about to fall. "I knew that the envoys sent by the gods were not so easy to fool! In fact, I am not a good person, at least not before..."

Feng Chengcheng twitched the corners of his mouth, why did the mustache change his face so quickly, while Jiu Qianli folded his arms and looked at Wang Dafa with great interest.

"Hey! Let me tell the truth!" Wang Dafa looked at me with a sinful look on his face, "I grew up in an orphanage. When others learned some skills, I just fooled around all day long. Later, I met a fake Taoist priest and followed him. Became a Taoist priest. Our Taoist priests, if we have some real skills, maybe we can really become immortals..." Wang Dafa pouted his mouth and sighed, "I am very flattering my Taoist master, but he wanders around Sifang is used to it, taught me for two years, then left me and I don’t know where to go.”

"What happened later?" Feng Chengcheng also became interested. In this society, there are no real Taoist priests. Taoist priests are like monks. Just take off your clothes and turn into a beast on earth to live the life of an ordinary person. There have long been no supernatural beings.

As if seeing what Feng Chengcheng was thinking, Wang Dafa said earnestly: "I can meet you here today, and I have learned some skills. I can read Feng Shui, drive away ghosts and bad luck, and resolve the little bad luck. It doesn’t take much effort to say it. So I still have a lot of fame in our area.”

"After the master left, I helped others to look at Fengshui, taught Aunt Wang, who opened the fruit shop, to position the God of Wealth; told Uncle Li that the toilet in his house was not in the right place, so his grandson always fell ill; guided Sister Zhang to find her house and accidentally dropped it. I can earn hundreds of dollars every time I get into the baby dog ​​who suffocated in the pig manure of the big brother next door!" Thinking of his glorious deeds, Wang Dafa couldn't help but feel a little proud, and continued: "Later, I saw that this industry With such money, the remuneration was increased, starting at [-], and many bad guys came to me. There was a profiteer who sold fake medicines, and people who died of the medicine were haunted by ghosts. I taught him to read Taoism, and he Tone gave me [-]. There was also a second-generation official who raped a girl. The girl couldn’t think about jumping off a building. The second-generation official had nightmares all day long. I opened an altar for him to drive away evil spirits, and he gave me ten thousand. Ten thousand……"

Hearing this, both Feng Chengcheng and Jiu Qianli frowned at the same time, and Feng Chengcheng became even more angry, pointing at Wang Dafa and scolding: "You really are not a good person, even if you have some skills, you shouldn't be so sad and mad Things! Helping bad people do things, you deserve retribution!"

Hearing the word retribution, Wang Da trembled, and continued tremblingly: "You are right, this retribution will come soon!"

"When I had money, I married a wife. My wife is from the country, but she is hardworking, gentle and honest. I really love her and want to lead her to live a good life, so I am even more wanton in collecting money. The poor come to me. Unlucky, I have to talk thousands of times, and take those unconscionable money. She also persuaded me from time to time, but I didn't listen, and beat her!" Wang Dafa was full of guilt, recalling the past, his thin face was full of tears. A few tears fell, and he quickly wiped them away with his sleeve.

Feng Chengcheng looked at Wang Dafa in front of him, and felt a burst of emotion in his heart. He never thought that such people existed in this world, and he wondered whether it was a good thing or a bad thing for people with some supernatural powers to exist in this world!But angrily, she still pointed at Wang Da and cursed: "If you beat women, you deserve to be punished by God!"

At this time, even the miser beside him couldn't listen anymore. He hated the profession of monk all his life and loved his dead wife and daughter deeply. He was a little scared when he heard about Wang Dafa's profession, but now he heard that Wang Dafa beat his wife , felt that this person was too insignificant, and said angrily: "I don't know what to cherish!"

Wang Dafa is a bit capable, but at this moment the miser has not appeared, and he is immersed in memories, so he doesn't know the existence of the miser at all, and naturally he can't hear the miser's curse, and continues to confess: "She lives with me wholeheartedly, She was also pregnant with my child, and after she was pregnant with the child, she said that in order to accumulate blessings for the child, she asked me to do less harmful things. I agreed on the surface, but secretly I was still doing such quick money. "

"I didn't expect that the retribution really came! The second generation of the official I helped once killed another person. He offered me 50 yuan to exorcise ghosts. Where do I have that kind of ability? I can't even see ghosts. I can only rely on I feel that the two or three sentences taught by the master will definitely scare those weak ghosts! But seeing that my child is about to be born, I want to earn more money for her milk powder, so I gritted my teeth and went with a fluke mentality. I didn't expect the other party to be a powerful character with a very deep obsession. I failed to exorcise the ghost and vomited several mouthfuls of blood. While I was recovering from my injuries, this evil spirit rushed to my house and hit my wife who was pregnant for seven months! "

Hearing this, Jiu Qianli frowned even deeper, and he glanced sharply at Wang Dafa, with a trace of pity flashing in his eyes.

"My wife's amniotic fluid broke at that time, and I rushed her to the hospital, but she was frightened, and she bled profusely and had dystocia instantly, but she still gave birth to a beautiful daughter for me!" Wang Dafa was already I couldn't help it, and burst into tears, "This miserable woman didn't have a good life with me for a few days. She is a good person, why did she die early because of me...I...I held the child...standing in the delivery room At the door, I swore that I would never do anything unconscionable again... My poor daughter was born without crying, she just opened her mouth, but she couldn't cry... But the doctor told me that I was born with a deficiency and couldn't cry. For some reason, the child is dumb!"

Wang Dafa squatted down and held his head, as if he was extremely remorseful, "The doctor doesn't know the reason, but I know, it's all because of me, I violated the morals of the world, and this retribution has been reflected on my wife and daughter! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Feng Chengcheng and the others felt uncomfortable when they heard Wang Dafa's three long sighs. Feng Chengcheng even shrank his neck and asked Jiuqianli, "Jiuqian, my existence is incompatible with heaven, right? Is it related to me? Will he be punished too?"

Feng Chengcheng naturally thought of everything that happened to him, a good family, it broke up as soon as it said it was over; his father's good company, it went bankrupt as soon as he said it closed; his good little sister, who owed a loan shark to a usury, owed it; And that hard-fated Tiger King, if you say a dog takes a leash, let the dog take it!

"Don't worry," Jiuqianli gave Feng Chengcheng a contemptuous look, "You are a person who has signed a contract with the underworld, and everything will be taken care of by the underworld for you. You are different from him, he is not allowed, and you , is authorized."

As soon as these words came out, Feng Chengcheng felt a little relieved, and even a little happy, so she cleared her throat and kicked Wang Dafa, "Hey, hey, don't cry! Isn't your daughter having a difficult delivery? You cry like that again Go down, are you going to let your poor dumb daughter go down to see you like this, poor wife?"

(End of this chapter)