My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 57 Part 58

Jiu Qianli walked with Feng Chengcheng on his back, the miser also drank a little too much, staggered and floated behind while hiccupping.

Feng Chengcheng took a nap in a daze for a while, then woke up slightly, and was about to quarrel for a drink of water, but felt a gust of wind blowing by, and something came from behind her, before she could yell, Jiuqianli turned her head Glancing from the corner of his eye, he quickly staggered away from her behind his back, but the thing rushing up still bumped into Feng Chengcheng, and immediately grabbed the coat she was wearing.

"Damn, Laozi's Chanel custom-made jacket..." Feng Cheng clarified that he was half awake, cursing, the thing grabbed the clothes and turned over a few times, and stopped on the grass five meters away, grabbed Feng Chengcheng's jacket and looked left and right Look, a very curious and complacent look.

Feng Chengcheng opened his eyes vigorously, only to see that the one who stole the coat was a long-haired animal with long arms and protruding leg muscles. Its small head stuck out and sniffed Feng Chengcheng's coat, and immediately put the coat back in disgust. He lifted his head away, showing a very disgusted expression.

Feng Chengcheng yelled: "You bloody monkey, return my aunt's coat!"

"Hahaha, isn't it a monkey! Hiccup..." Miser hiccupped as if he was talking in his sleep, and opened his closed eyes just now, looked at the monkey, and was shocked: "Huh? It's not an ordinary monkey, it's a charming monkey!"

"The Charming Monkey?" Feng Chengcheng turned his head to look at the miser in a daze, and then at the poor monkey, "The Monkey King?"

"That's the monkey born from the evil spirit of heaven and earth. It is the evil spirit attached to the monkey who just died, making the monkey their carrier, and then they can live in this world according to their own wishes." Jiuqianli naturally recognized the monkey, "Just now If I hadn't been so fast, the monkey would not have just taken your coat, but would have shaken your flesh away with one palm, and you wouldn't be able to bluff here now."

"So scary?" Feng Chengcheng couldn't help feeling a little scared, "Then what should we do? Can you beat it?"

Feeling that his ability was being questioned, Jiuqianli rolled his eyes and put Feng Chengcheng off his back, "You and the miser go back first, this kind of little thing is a dead end if it comes to your door, I'll go and get it for you." Bring back the coat."

After speaking, he turned around and went to catch the monkey.

"Hey——slap the Monkey King so hard!" Feng Chengcheng roared, but unexpectedly, the monkey reacted very quickly. Seeing Jiu Qianli catch up, it squeaked twice, and then jumped out with all its hind legs. A few meters away, he ran ten meters away in two strokes, and Jiuqianli was not far behind. He chanted the spell silently and chased after him. One person and one monkey disappeared in a blink of an eye.

"You have to be careful too..." Feng Chengcheng muttered in a low voice, supporting his soft calf, calling for the miser to come and help him back together.

"Stinger, come and help me..." My head started to hurt a little, and I never drank so much alcohol again—no, I never tried Jiuqianli's punching wine anymore.

Turning around, he saw Miser dazedly, the body of the spirit body was folded in half by him, head to foot floating in the air, extremely weird.

"Damn...this ghost looks scary..." If she was not very familiar with the miser, she would really be frightened by this guy. Just as she was about to pull the miser, she suddenly found a dog three meters away. Charming Monkey was staring at her steadfastly.

This monkey was bigger than the one just now, but obviously much older than that one, with sunken eyes, staring coldly at Feng Chengcheng's every move.

"I'll go, why is there another one!" Feng Chengcheng was a little flustered, eager to drag the miser away, but unexpectedly, the old monkey rushed up quickly, only a little slower than the little monkey just now.

"Miss—" Although the miser was out of shape, he was still conscious. Seeing the charming monkey rushing towards Feng Chengcheng, the miser didn't hesitate at all, and blocked it with his own body.

At the critical moment, Miser closed his eyes. Even though he had died once, he was still very scared when facing the broken spirit body.

Charming Monkey rushed in front of the two of them but stopped. Instead of attacking Feng Chengcheng, he grabbed the miser's arm and ran away with it.

"Damn, it wasn't aimed at me!" Feng Chengcheng realized that he had been tricked, and the miser was floating in the air, so they couldn't touch him, so he deliberately attacked Feng Chengcheng, first luring Jiuqianli away, and then attacking Forced the miser down by himself.

This charming monkey has probably been staring at them for a while.

"Damn it!" Seeing the unaggressive miser being dragged away, Feng Chengcheng jumped up anxiously, looked at Jiuqianli but didn't come back, gritted her teeth, and chased after him.

"Stop for me—" Feng Chengcheng concentrated his attention and recited the exercises silently. Four huge "Stop for me" smashed at the monster monkey in front one after another, but the monster monkey was so fast that Feng Chengcheng didn't even have the energy to suck it. Hit one of the monkey's hairs.

"Oh, I'm so pissed off!" Feng Chengcheng still ran with two human legs and a pampered body, and was limp from drinking alcohol. It was dark and he couldn't see the road clearly. Feng Chengcheng looked helplessly at the charming monkey. Dragging the miser along, he ran farther and farther, gradually reaching a distance of more than ten meters.

"Damn monkey, you dare to snatch my aunt's people, you poor monkey, what kind of monkey king, you dare to pretend to be the name of Monkey King, if he knows, the fighting victory will beat you all to pieces... "Feng Chengcheng was tired from running, but she didn't stop talking, she just wanted to vent her boredom, she kept saying these words, this was probably the time she focused on cursing, the words were like machine guns, Popping out, she suddenly found that as she chattered, those words came out of her mouth one by one shining with golden light.

"What the hell!" Feng Chengcheng exclaimed, and after finishing speaking, the words "what the hell" ran out, following up the previous words, forming a circle of golden notes, and then flew towards the charming monkey in front.

Feng Chengcheng quickly ran a few steps, and saw that the string of characters was closely following the charming monkey, and then scattered into one piece, and then they all smashed at the unsuspecting charming monkey, some hit their faces, some got into their ears, some smashed their feet, The painful Monkey made a sharp "squeak".

Feng Chengcheng was overjoyed, and the miser was also stupefied.

"It turns out that Wen Quxing's skills can still track the opponent. If I didn't say it earlier, I would have wasted so much effort before." Feng Chengcheng muttered, but because there was no target to attack, he didn't send out a single word of this sentence.

"Hey——Broken Monkey, I will let you taste the power of the local psychic messenger, and let you know what is called the power of saliva!" Feng Chengcheng continued to use his skills, "Look at you, you look like a monkey, and you are a hairless thing. The miser wants to eat it, right? I told you that the miser is my slave, you took him away, where can I find a coolie, are you too bullying?"

miser:"……"

Feng Chengcheng was talking nonsense, anyway, he was speaking to the old charming monkey, these words were like the size of flies flying around the old charming monkey and then smashing at it.

The old charming monkey struggled wildly, waving its arms to block a lot, but it was still flustered, and its running speed slowed down. Following Feng Chengcheng's terrifying speaking speed and chattering magic voice, the old charming monkey unexpectedly stopped.

"Squeak, squeak!" The old charming monkey slapped away the small golden characters like flies, and yelled a few times.

"Miss, it called you Xiao Wang, Ba, Lamb, Zi..." The miser was pulled, he pointed at the old charming monkey with his finger, and complained.

"You are the one..." Feng Chengcheng was furious, "Why, you can't beat me, so you just use your monkey language to scold me? Let me tell you, the highest state of swearing is to swear without profanity. Believe it or not, I can do it." Scolding you for not repeating or using a dirty word all night?"

Dozens of small characters flew out of this string of words, and they hit the old Meihou head-on, and the old Meihou had no choice but to thump again.

Feng Chengcheng gave the miser a wink, and the miser took the opportunity to break free from the pull of the old charming monkey and float into the air.

"Zhizhizhi!!" The old charming monkey was completely angry, it suddenly slapped two palms, and the palms went towards Feng Chengcheng.

"Oh my god—it hurts—" Feng Chengcheng yelled exaggeratedly, but after two seconds, there was no pain at all, Feng Chengcheng was dumbfounded, and the old Meihou was also a little dazed.

"Silly monkey, the young lady's physique is inherently able to restrain evil things, and your cold palm has no effect on her at all." The miser sneered. "Otherwise, after staying with me for so long, how could there be nothing wrong with it, and beating me is as easy as cutting a cucumber."

To put it simply, when a cold thing hits a young lady, it's like kicking the iron plate.

"Zhizhizhi!!" The old Meihou became even more annoyed and yelled anxiously.

"What did it say?" Feng Chengcheng was puzzled and asked the miser.

"It said that it has long felt that you are not ordinary, so it was thinking of me and did not dare to think of you..." Miser translated helplessly.

"Hahahaha, you are the weakest body!" Feng Chengcheng also laughed at the miser.

While laughing, he hiccupped violently, and Feng Chengcheng covered his mouth violently.

When Feng Chengcheng finally closed his mouth, Meihou rushed over and opened his mouth, ready to bite Feng Chengcheng.

Miser didn't have the panic he had just now, and he wasn't in any hurry to rescue Feng Chengcheng, he was floating in the air looking like he was watching a good show.

Feng Chengcheng covered his mouth with one hand, and hurriedly picked up a stone from the ground with the other hand. At the moment of his death, the stone was thrown and hit the old Meihou's head hard. The old Meihou was hit 20 centimeters away from Feng Chengcheng's face. , fell straight from mid-air to the ground, grinning in pain.

Miser took a closer look, good guy, the monkey head was directly smashed into a big hole, which shows how much damage Feng Chengcheng's strange power did.

The miser sympathizes with the old Meihou very much, and can fully understand the old Meihou's mood, after all, that's how he was thrown over here.

This is not over yet, when the old charming monkey was enduring the pain and wanted to get up and escape, before he had time to use his strength, Feng Chengcheng bent over and vomited out with a wow, the vomit was so painstaking, earth-shattering, tragic, and fell The old charming monkey who fell on the ground only saw the overwhelming vomit coming towards him with a strong smell. It widened its eyes and couldn't react at all. It was instantly submerged in the vomit.

The miser opened his mouth wide, then clasped his hands together, and silently said "Amituofu"...

Feng Chengcheng didn't care about it, he vomited up everything he ate and drank at night.If she doesn't vomit if she doesn't vomit if she exercises vigorously after a strong push!
The old charming monkey who was submerged in a pile of vomit did not move after 2 minutes. I don’t know if it was a shock or died. The miser felt that if he suffered such a blow, he would not die. He woke up and fainted once, and the cycle was endless. times, until the vomit is blown dry by the wind and rain...

"Miss, your attack method is too powerful!" Miser gave a thumbs up in admiration.

When Jiuqianli killed the little charming monkey with one move, causing it to fly away, he returned to the villa and found that the two of them hadn't come back. After realizing that he had been hit by a trick to divert the tiger away from the mountain, he chased after him, and what he saw was the scene in front of him: the miser Thumbs up in the air, but with an expression of "Miss, you are so cruel" on her face; Feng Chengcheng sat down on the ground and wiped her mouth with her trousers after throwing up in a daze, no longer feeling sorry for her high-end custom-made Chanel trousers of the same style As for the thing on the ground that was covered by vomit and couldn't see its face clearly, it should be a charming monkey judging from its body shape and hair, but it feels like it's about to die from the power fluctuations...

Just thinking about whether to go up and make another move to the old Meihou, Jiuqianli and the others found that the old Meihu had died, turned into a wisp of green smoke, and then only a white monkey bone was left.

"..." The corner of Jiuqianli's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed helplessly.

Walked forward, bent down and hugged Feng Chengcheng.

"Don't be brave in the future, you're lucky to be able to kill it when you're so drunk."

"Hehehe, Jiuqian, you are so strange." Feng Chengcheng, who was extremely tired, leaned against Jiuqianli's generous chest, "Sometimes tell me to quickly become stronger, and then tell me not to be brave..."

"When I'm here, don't be brave..." As if sighing lightly, Jiuqianli looked down at the person in his arms. The little face had been cleaned up. Although there was some peculiar smell, in the gentle moonlight The next pair of eyes sparkled.

"Jiuqian, you won't... fall in love with me..."

"..." Jiuqianli blushed suddenly, but it was not obvious in the darkness.

"I know, you must fall in love with me. After all, I, Feng Chengcheng, are everyone's favorite. Flowers bloom when flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires..." Feng Chengcheng was triumphant, and turned on the nagging mode again.

"I know why Wenquxing chose you to teach the exercises."

"What?"

"Because you talk a lot and are a talker."

"..."

"Stop staring at The Little Mermaid in the future."

"What?"

"You are as narcissistic as her, I'm afraid you will call yourself 'the princess' in the future..."

"..."

Hearing Jiu Qianli's harsh words, Feng Chengcheng felt a little gentle. Tired, she nestled in Jiu Qianli's arms, closed her eyes and fell asleep quietly.

"I like you a little bit..." Jiu Qianli hugged Feng Chengcheng and walked back step by step. The miser slowly floated behind the two, listening to the conversation between the two gradually turning into a whisper...

"It was a long time ago..."

The moonlight elongated the figure of a person, the night was late, and finally it was quiet.

(End of this chapter)