My cat owner has become a sperm

Chapter 63 Part 65 Adventure in the Deep Mountains
Unexpectedly, Miser and Jiuqianli have already helped her pack up the equipment. The big ones were thrown into the dusty tent under the stairs, and the small ones included daily towels, skin care products, and even toilet water. , Feng Chengcheng went into the room in desperation to pack up the missing things, and finally only bagged a change of underwear and came out.

It seems that Miser and Jiuqianli have already discussed to go to the deep mountains and old forests!
Ye Xiaoji liked to join in the fun and insisted on going with her, but was ruthlessly rejected by Jiuqianli with the following words:

"You, an old woman who raises chickens, follow us to the mountain, and the villagers will think that we kidnapped you and killed you to inherit your inheritance."

"..." Ye Xiaoji almost choked to death, but after thinking for a long time, she couldn't come up with a rebuttal to Master Ninth, and was dragged back by Wu Lin to feed the chickens.

"Why didn't you let Ye Xiaoji go too?" Feng Chengcheng was puzzled, "The two of them are more capable than me, so they should be able to help."

Jiu Qianli glanced at her, "Do you still know you're bad? We're going this time. If it's Xiao Xiami, we can take care of it. If it's a big boss, at least there are Ye Xiaoji and Wu Lin behind, and we will notify Lao Yu." The head, the little mermaid and some spirits will save us, and someone will help us take care of the villa, so that your stupid ostrich and chickens will not starve to death!"

"..." Feng Chengcheng shrank his head in fear, "Jiuqian, we won't be killed by that monk, right? I don't want to throw our corpses into the mountains!"

"Shut up!" Jiu Qianli gave her a hard look, sighed again, and stroked her hair, "With me here, I'll save your life!"

"Take off your stinky paw!" Feng Chengcheng was a little unaccustomed to such condescending and ambiguous movements, so he slapped Jiu Qianli's hand down with a wave of his hand.

At this time, Miser had already come out with luggage on his back, Feng Chengcheng took a bag and put it on his back, and the three of them set off, went around to the back of the villa, and went into the mountain along the path behind the villa.

Jiuqianli also carried a bag, muttering: "It's really troublesome, it would be great if there is a treasure to store things."

Feng Chengcheng's ears were sharp, and when he heard it, he immediately approached and asked, "What is the treasure that stores things?"

"A lot." Jiuqianli said indifferently, "Why did those people conjure things casually in the past? There was a treasure like a Qiankun bag, which was handy to put things in. When going out to practice, just bring a bag. It's not like now. , big and small bags, so troublesome."

"Have you ever seen such a baby?" Feng Chengcheng asked curiously.

"Nonsense, I used to have as many bags as I wanted..." After Jiu Qianli finished speaking, he suddenly stopped, because he almost slipped his mouth.

"Then why are you gone now?" Sure enough, Feng Chengcheng continued to ask after his words.

"I..." Jiu Qianli scratched his head, "I lost it all!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, what a waste!" Feng Chengcheng looked regretful. If she was lucky enough to see such a bag, then she would take it to rob the bank, and run away after grabbing it. A small bag holds a bank's worth. Money, how convenient it is to run!
"What do you know? A lot of money attracts thieves. Now the world of spirit bodies is different from before. The immortals are also sinister and cunning. The spirit bodies are also constantly fighting. All kinds of treasures have either lost their spirituality over time, or Either it will be damaged, or it will be hidden, hey, there are fewer and fewer such useful treasures." Jiuqianli sighed.

"Then my inspection book is considered a treasure. I think Ma Yueban has something like this, so it shouldn't be difficult to get it?" Feng Chengcheng thought of the inspection book hidden in his palm. This thing can be enlarged or reduced or even hidden in his body , That should be considered a great treasure, after all, it is not cumbersome, but it seems that the official civil servants of the underworld have a copy, so it feels very ordinary.

"Inspection inspections only appeared in modern times. They are products of high technology combined with human beings. This kind of thing can also be mass-produced in the underworld, but because of its powerful functions, it cannot be given casually. You see, Niu Honghong has been working in the underworld for so many years. Haven't got the patrol book yet?"

"The function is quite powerful. It doesn't work on the Internet, but it is very useful as a brick. I use it to smash walnuts in the morning, and I can smash three walnuts in one go!" Feng Chengcheng nodded in agreement.

"..."

The corner of Jiuqianli's mouth twitched, the girl from the underworld was used to smash walnuts, if Niu Honghong saw it, he would cry in pain.

The two were noisy, it was already noon and the sun was shining brightly, even though they were in the forest, they were still sweating on the mountain climbing road, Feng Chengcheng rolled up his long sleeves, found a big leaf as a fan, This will still be exhausting enough, gasping for breath and asking for a rest.

Needless to say, Jiuqianli's physique is not out of breath at all, and it doesn't affect the miser. To climb the mountain with these monsters.

"You guys really don't care about my body that I just stretched out yesterday!" Feng Chengcheng began to miss his previous life of riding in a luxury car when he went out, and the lazy person who wanted to use a balance bike instead of walking at home actually came to the mountains to participate in the "Pervert" Count" came.

"You need to practice more!" Seeing that she was really tired, Jiu Qianli followed her to stop and rest for a while.Several people walked for more than an hour, and climbed half of the mountain, but they started from the mountainside, that is to say, they only walked one-fifth of it.

"Miss, you can't do it. There are still steps on the road we are walking now. When you go up a little bit, there will be no steps. You can only open the road yourself!" Miser floated down, facing the slumped sitting Feng Chengcheng on the steps shook his head.

"No way!" Feng Chengcheng wanted to cry, "Wouldn't it be the kind of place where weeds are overgrown, and you might step on a snake while walking?"

Miser nodded silently.

"I'm not going!" Feng Chengcheng wailed, "I want to go home, I won't take part in pervert tricks, mother, old man, I was wrong, I won't mess around anymore, I won't stop studying, I'll go to school, I Get a scholarship!!"

It's a pity that Feng's father and Feng's mother, who are far away abroad, can't hear their daughter's heartbroken repentance at all.

"Okay, save some energy. We have to sleep on the top of the mountain before dark. If we are in the jungle on the mountainside, something might come out." Jiu Qianli handed over a bottle of mineral water, motioning her not to I'm wasting my energy, I'll go back sooner after exploring.

"Oh..." Feng Chengcheng took a few sips of water boredly. At this time, she began to look at the surrounding environment. Unlike the place where she lived was relatively flat and open, it was more secluded and dark, and there were many plants growing here. The back hill close to her villa is full of bamboos and small shrubs, but here there are more towering trees and countless weeds, which compete with the big trees and are lush and blooming with some small flowers. them.

"Eh...mushroom!" Feng Chengcheng saw a palm-sized red mushroom growing next to the steps he was sitting on. It was so beautiful, big and beautiful, that one couldn't help but want to take it home and cook it to see what it was. smell.

He was about to reach out to pick it, but Jiuqianli stopped him, and he clenched his hands tightly, "Don't touch any good-looking mushrooms, they are all poisonous."

"It's poisonous!" Feng Chengcheng didn't dare to move anymore, she still remembered the feeling of being poisoned last time, and when she heard about the poison, she immediately became obedient.

Looking at her like that, Jiuqianli couldn't help laughing, "Don't touch these messy things in the future, you forget the power of human beings, as long as they are edible and delicious, they will sell them, so I say , Oyster mushrooms, shiitake mushrooms, enoki mushrooms, and pine mushrooms can only be eaten.”

Feng Chengcheng nodded, with a cute look like I'm obedient and I don't touch.

A few people continued on the road, Feng Chengcheng felt bored, and chatted with the miser again, "Miser, how far is that monk you mentioned from us?"

"There are still five mountains." The miser was very calm.

"You...%@:)._(has been harmonized)" Feng Chengcheng couldn't bear it anymore, and opened his mouth to curse a few words.

Five mountains!She has been climbing for so long, and she hasn't turned over a mountain yet!
"Don't you know spells to fly with swords, ride clouds and fog, why don't you use them?" Feng Chengcheng's mind collapsed. This is a great way to lose weight. She has to start losing weight before gaining weight? !
"The Dao of Heaven now has regulations. If you use the flying method in the human world, you will be struck by lightning." Jiu Qianli said calmly.

"How can that miser fly?!" Feng Chengcheng pointed at the miser who was floating without leg pain.

"Miss, I'm flying according to the rules. If ghosts can't fly, what's the nickname Piao Piao! But we also have regulations. When there are people, they can't go more than five meters above the ground, otherwise they will be hit by thunder." For a kid like us who doesn't have much magic power, a light strike from the sky thunder will kill the soul." The miser said helplessly.

"..." Feng Chengcheng began to hate all kinds of rules and regulations, depriving her of life, and making her suffer all kinds of suffering.

Jiuqianli was very calm. He jumped up and stood on a branch seven to eight meters above the ground. Feng Chengcheng was used to all kinds of extraordinary things at this time, so he didn't raise his eyes when he heard Jiuqianli say : "Chengcheng, don't you want to know what's on the other side of the mountain?"

"What else can there be on the other side of the mountain?" Feng Chengcheng said angrily, "There is a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the sea. They are lively and smart, naughty and sensitive, and they live freely in the green They are kind, brave and caring for each other... oh, cute smurfs, cute smurfs..."

He even sang while speaking.

"..." Jiuqianli and Miser fell silent.

Just like this, after Feng Chengcheng's intermittent rolling and messing around, the group of people finally reached the top of the mountain in the evening, and at noon they ate a few leftover rice balls from last night. These rice balls were made by miserly people who wanted to learn how to make sushi. , I didn’t expect it to be incomplete, even the seaweed was wrinkled or scattered, and finally the miser had to knead them into rice balls with crispy radish sandwiched with meat floss and seaweed.

When the miser took out the rice balls, both Jiuqianli and Feng Chengcheng were stunned. Feng Chengcheng pointed at the rice balls tremblingly, and asked the miser in an unbelievable tone: "You make a rice ball properly, why do you knead it into a shitty one?" shape?!"

One sentence made the miser, who has always had a good appetite, not eat two rice balls, not to mention Jiu Qianli and Feng Chengcheng, who barely ate three with their eyes closed, and then took out biscuits to fill their stomachs.

So when the few people finally climbed to the top of the mountain, they were almost hungry and crazy.I don’t know if the miser has brought enough to eat. Anyway, the miser is floating, so he carried a particularly exaggerated 80s snakeskin bag on his back. It is 1.4 meters long and 1.1 meters high with red stripes on a white background. , is a fashionable snakeskin bag that was necessary for working and moving in the past, coupled with the dirty and sloppy image of a miser, it is exactly the image of a migrant worker who went out to work in the 90s in the movie.

"Oh my god, I finally climbed up!" Feng Chengcheng took off his shoes and looked at his feet that had become red and swollen from climbing the mountain for a long time. Hey, I miss the foot baths given by the gentle and kind ladies in the foot washing city!
The top of the mountain is an open field with a few big trees growing and scattered rocks. It is basically a piece of grass. Feng Chengcheng is quite satisfied with such a place. Finally, there is a ground with a level of 180°. Sleeping on a sloping hillside, she was afraid of being hyperactive and would roll down the hill with the tent!
"Let's put up the tent before the sun goes down!" Feng Chengcheng said to the miser, Jiu Qianli, who was also sitting opposite him.

"Okay!" The two nodded in agreement.

But 1 minute, 2 minutes passed, the two stared at each other, and no one stood up.

"What are you doing?!" Feng Chengcheng was puzzled and looked at the miser.

"Miss, is the tent the long, round thing in my bag?" The miser has never seen a real tent, and this thing only exists in his hearsay.

Feng Chengcheng looked at Jiuqianli speechlessly, only to see Jiuqianli spread his hands gracefully, "I won't."

"..."

Life is so bleak!
In the end, it was Feng Chengcheng who was cursing while referring to the instruction manual to set up the tent, and Jiu Qianli was on the side to help.In the end, she was too hungry to scold, so she simply stopped being angry with them and concentrated on pitching the tent.

Fortunately, Jiuqianli was smart, and the two of them didn't expend much effort. They set up the tent, tied the rope to the hook and inserted it into the soil, so that they would not be afraid of being blown away by the night wind.

Miser also went to cook noodles wisely, took out the small cooking pot in his huge snakeskin bag, took out some noodles that Ma Cuicui sent over in the morning, sprinkled some salt, and the noodles were cooked when the tent was set up.

Served with the pickled cucumbers that the miser made in his spare time, the three of them sat cross-legged on the grass, enjoying the cool mountain breeze, looking at the sky full of orange-red sunset, and then... gobbled it up voraciously.

"It's really ruining the scenery!" Feng Chengcheng ate a few mouthfuls first, and couldn't help laughing when he heard the sound of Miser and Jiu Qianli sucking noodles.

Now she understands those people who climb up and camp. After climbing up hard, overlooking the mountains, blowing the mountain breeze, and seeing the sky full of red clouds, the feeling of fatigue disappeared.

This kind of psychological and sensory enjoyment really makes people linger.

"There are still stars to see at night. Didn't you always clamor to see the stars before, and you couldn't see the stars because of the smog in the city? You can fulfill your wish tonight." Jiuqianli also admired the evening The scenery is very pleasant.

"That was my wish a long time ago..." Feng Chengcheng did have this wish before, but he was always reluctant to climb mountains, and he never went to the countryside, so he had to buy a bunch of luminous moons and stars and stick them in his room , tonight look at deceiving yourself again. "I don't remember I told you that!"

"...Uh..." Jiuqianli was taken aback for a moment, then laughed dryly, "Hehe... I heard from your mother..."

"She tells you everything!" Feng Chengcheng pouted at the thought of being told to Jiuqianli about all his embarrassing things, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You...how can you be so close to my mother? Could it be... my half-brother?!"

"Get out!" Jiuqianli sprayed the noodles, and couldn't help but slap Feng Chengcheng lightly on the head. "How many times have I said, I am older than you!"

"No way, brother??!" Feng Chengcheng wailed, who is fighting for the family property? ?
"..." The corner of Jiu Qianli's mouth twitched, suddenly he smiled, stared at Feng Chengcheng and said without blinking, "I am the fiancé chosen by your mother for you."

"Pfft—" Feng Chengcheng's face will be sprayed now.

　Now that I've written, I realize that I'm only writing about Feng Chengcheng's growth history, and I forgot to write about the ambiguous relationship with Jiuqianli, hehehe, I will see the opportunity to let the two flirt more in the future.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)