I'm not a god of wine
Chapter 1 Alcoholic Xu Le
Chapter 1 Alcoholic Xu Le (for collection)
"Master, madam, it's not good! The second young master was fighting with others in the brothel and passed out again."
The voice of the maid yelling came from afar.
"Snapped!"
In the main hall, when he heard the news, Mr. Xu turned pale with anger, and directly smashed the teacup in his hand.
"This villain!"
Master Xu waved his hand, furious: "Tie him up and lock him in the woodshed!"
"Master... Leer, he..."
Mrs. Xu on the side felt sorry for her son, and just about to say a few words, she was glared at by Master Xu, and she didn't dare to say any more.
"A loving mother is a loser, you are not the only one who is used to this evil son!" Master Xu snorted coldly, flung his sleeves, and left angrily.
Only Madam Xu was left with slightly red eyes, weeping silently.
……
In the firewood room, the smell of alcohol was overwhelming.
The young man who was bound by five flowers slowly opened his eyes, only feeling a splitting headache.
Before he could fully wake up, scenes of memories flooded his mind like a flood.
"The Great Zhou Dynasty... the early years of the Empress... the Xu Clan of Jialing... one of the three evils in the south of the Yangtze River, Xu Le, a drunkard and playboy." After a long time, he regained his composure and muttered to himself.
"It's a coincidence, I'm also an alcoholic." A smile appeared on his face.
In his previous life, he was indeed an out-and-out alcoholic. He was addicted to alcohol, and he could not enjoy himself without alcohol.
On the last night, he drank a bottle of Niu Er bought for the last five yuan in his pocket, and walked by the river. While he was drunk, he accidentally slipped and fell down.
When he opened his eyes again, he was already here.
"So, now I should be called Xu Le..."
He took a deep breath, recalled the last memory image in his mind, and said to himself: "Smile for Bomei, and drink ten cups of fairy drunk in succession, young man, you have been tricked by others, and you deserve to die. "
In my memory, Immortal Drunken was one of the top spirits of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Even those martial arts, five big and three rough heroes of the rivers and lakes will blush after drinking three cups.
Ten cups of fairy drunkenness is simply not something Xu Le, a noble man with no strength to restrain a chicken, can bear.
But at that time, Xu Le was competing with others for jealousy, coupled with the drunkenness, he completely lost his mind, drank ten cups without hesitation, and then fell asleep.
He was already dead on the way back when he was brought back by the servants of the Xu Mansion.
The reason why he was not discovered was entirely because the alcohol smell on his body was too strong, which allowed the soul from another world to successfully occupy the magpie's nest.
"Squeak."
The door of the firewood room was suddenly knocked open, interrupting Xu Le's thoughts.
He looked up.
Standing in front of him was a middle-aged woman, looking at him with distressed eyes.
Behind the woman is a maidservant, and on the plate held by the maidservant is a bowl of fragrant soup.
Xu Le's heart skipped a beat, as if realizing something, he opened his mouth.
"fun……"
Before he could speak, the eyes of the woman in front of her were red, she picked up the fragrant soup, then squatted down, and carefully fed it to Xu Le's mouth: "Mother made you a bowl of hangover soup, hurry up, drink it while it's hot gone."
Xu Le was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that in this life, he would still have parents.
In his previous life, he also had parents, but they passed away very early. Therefore, for him, his parents were a memory from a long time ago, and they have long been blurred.
But at this moment, the memory hidden deep in his heart was actually hooked out.
Speaking of which, shouldn't the traversers be all orphans?Why am I an exception?
"Le'er, why don't you drink it? Is this hangover soup made too hot?" Seeing that Xu Le was in a daze, the woman tried the temperature in surprise.
Xu Le came back to his senses, shook his head, opened his mouth, and took a sip of the warm fragrant soup.
A gust of heat flowed down his stomach, warming his limbs.
Seeing Xu Le drink the hangover soup, the woman's eyes showed a hint of joy. After Xu Le drank it, she brought it to her mouth in one gulp, still babbling non-stop.
"Your father is an old man with a sharp mouth, a tofu heart, and Le'er. You must not hate him."
"You shouldn't go to places like brothels that are so smoky and smoky. Speaking of which, you're not young anymore. You're 19 years old this year. It's time to get married. In a few days, my mother will find some suitable girls for you. show you."
"Although our Xu family is a wine-making family, there is no shortage of wine, but drinking can hurt your health, so you have to learn how to stop it."
"..."
Time passed quickly amidst the woman's nagging, and Xu Le drank all of the bowl of hangover soup.
"Okay, your father is still angry at the moment, when his anger subsides, mother will ask him to release you, you can bear it a little longer, you know?"
The woman looked at Xu Le and urged him earnestly.
"Is there any wine?" Seeing that she was leaving, Xu Le moved her lips slightly, and said for a while.
The woman shook her head helplessly and sighed, without answering, she left the woodshed with the maid.
Seeing the door being closed, Xu Le smiled wryly in his heart.
From the beginning to the end, he didn't call out "Mother".
Maybe it's because the barrier from the bottom of his heart is still there, preventing him from shouting out that word naturally.
"Take it easy." Xu Le shook his head, closed his eyes, and not long after, snoring sounded in the woodshed.
"Where does the smell of wine come from?"
After an unknown amount of time, Xu Le moved his nose, opened his eyes, and woke up.
The scent came from in front of him, he looked up, and a servant in a green coat and a hat was standing in front of him holding a food box.
The servant put the food box on the ground, then untied Xu Le, bowed and respectfully said: "Second young master, it's time for dinner. Besides, the master ordered that within seven days, you are not allowed to leave the woodshed. No alcohol, either."
"Got it." Xu Le rubbed his sore wrist and nodded.
"The villain is leaving."
The servant retreated.
Can't drink?The smell of this wine...
Xu Le believed his nose, and he couldn't wait to open the food box. Sure enough, there was a jug of wine hidden in the bottom layer of the food box.
Looking at the pot of wine in front of him, Xu Le quickly figured out the cause and effect, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it really is a loving mother who loses her life.
Sighing in his heart, Xu Le picked up the jug, put it between his nose and smelled it.
The taste of the wine was not very strong, with a little sweetness. He put the jug to his mouth, took a sip, and then frowned quickly.
Can this also be called wine?What a cheat!
It is as light as water, sweet and greasy as sugar, and the entrance is rough. It is no different from sugar water at all. Bad review, bad review, bad review!
"It's just insulting my taste buds!" Xu Le put down the jug, feeling helpless in his heart.
For an alcoholic, a life without alcohol is like hell.
"Xu's liqueur, quality: inferior, the formula is as follows (can be improved), wine tasting rewards: Houtianxia Pinquan method, tiger roar boxing cheat book."
At this moment, a line of small characters appeared in front of Xu Le's eyes. Xu Le couldn't help rubbing his eyes, thinking he was dazzled.
New book for collection!
(End of this chapter)
"Master, madam, it's not good! The second young master was fighting with others in the brothel and passed out again."
The voice of the maid yelling came from afar.
"Snapped!"
In the main hall, when he heard the news, Mr. Xu turned pale with anger, and directly smashed the teacup in his hand.
"This villain!"
Master Xu waved his hand, furious: "Tie him up and lock him in the woodshed!"
"Master... Leer, he..."
Mrs. Xu on the side felt sorry for her son, and just about to say a few words, she was glared at by Master Xu, and she didn't dare to say any more.
"A loving mother is a loser, you are not the only one who is used to this evil son!" Master Xu snorted coldly, flung his sleeves, and left angrily.
Only Madam Xu was left with slightly red eyes, weeping silently.
……
In the firewood room, the smell of alcohol was overwhelming.
The young man who was bound by five flowers slowly opened his eyes, only feeling a splitting headache.
Before he could fully wake up, scenes of memories flooded his mind like a flood.
"The Great Zhou Dynasty... the early years of the Empress... the Xu Clan of Jialing... one of the three evils in the south of the Yangtze River, Xu Le, a drunkard and playboy." After a long time, he regained his composure and muttered to himself.
"It's a coincidence, I'm also an alcoholic." A smile appeared on his face.
In his previous life, he was indeed an out-and-out alcoholic. He was addicted to alcohol, and he could not enjoy himself without alcohol.
On the last night, he drank a bottle of Niu Er bought for the last five yuan in his pocket, and walked by the river. While he was drunk, he accidentally slipped and fell down.
When he opened his eyes again, he was already here.
"So, now I should be called Xu Le..."
He took a deep breath, recalled the last memory image in his mind, and said to himself: "Smile for Bomei, and drink ten cups of fairy drunk in succession, young man, you have been tricked by others, and you deserve to die. "
In my memory, Immortal Drunken was one of the top spirits of the Great Zhou Dynasty.
Even those martial arts, five big and three rough heroes of the rivers and lakes will blush after drinking three cups.
Ten cups of fairy drunkenness is simply not something Xu Le, a noble man with no strength to restrain a chicken, can bear.
But at that time, Xu Le was competing with others for jealousy, coupled with the drunkenness, he completely lost his mind, drank ten cups without hesitation, and then fell asleep.
He was already dead on the way back when he was brought back by the servants of the Xu Mansion.
The reason why he was not discovered was entirely because the alcohol smell on his body was too strong, which allowed the soul from another world to successfully occupy the magpie's nest.
"Squeak."
The door of the firewood room was suddenly knocked open, interrupting Xu Le's thoughts.
He looked up.
Standing in front of him was a middle-aged woman, looking at him with distressed eyes.
Behind the woman is a maidservant, and on the plate held by the maidservant is a bowl of fragrant soup.
Xu Le's heart skipped a beat, as if realizing something, he opened his mouth.
"fun……"
Before he could speak, the eyes of the woman in front of her were red, she picked up the fragrant soup, then squatted down, and carefully fed it to Xu Le's mouth: "Mother made you a bowl of hangover soup, hurry up, drink it while it's hot gone."
Xu Le was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that in this life, he would still have parents.
In his previous life, he also had parents, but they passed away very early. Therefore, for him, his parents were a memory from a long time ago, and they have long been blurred.
But at this moment, the memory hidden deep in his heart was actually hooked out.
Speaking of which, shouldn't the traversers be all orphans?Why am I an exception?
"Le'er, why don't you drink it? Is this hangover soup made too hot?" Seeing that Xu Le was in a daze, the woman tried the temperature in surprise.
Xu Le came back to his senses, shook his head, opened his mouth, and took a sip of the warm fragrant soup.
A gust of heat flowed down his stomach, warming his limbs.
Seeing Xu Le drink the hangover soup, the woman's eyes showed a hint of joy. After Xu Le drank it, she brought it to her mouth in one gulp, still babbling non-stop.
"Your father is an old man with a sharp mouth, a tofu heart, and Le'er. You must not hate him."
"You shouldn't go to places like brothels that are so smoky and smoky. Speaking of which, you're not young anymore. You're 19 years old this year. It's time to get married. In a few days, my mother will find some suitable girls for you. show you."
"Although our Xu family is a wine-making family, there is no shortage of wine, but drinking can hurt your health, so you have to learn how to stop it."
"..."
Time passed quickly amidst the woman's nagging, and Xu Le drank all of the bowl of hangover soup.
"Okay, your father is still angry at the moment, when his anger subsides, mother will ask him to release you, you can bear it a little longer, you know?"
The woman looked at Xu Le and urged him earnestly.
"Is there any wine?" Seeing that she was leaving, Xu Le moved her lips slightly, and said for a while.
The woman shook her head helplessly and sighed, without answering, she left the woodshed with the maid.
Seeing the door being closed, Xu Le smiled wryly in his heart.
From the beginning to the end, he didn't call out "Mother".
Maybe it's because the barrier from the bottom of his heart is still there, preventing him from shouting out that word naturally.
"Take it easy." Xu Le shook his head, closed his eyes, and not long after, snoring sounded in the woodshed.
"Where does the smell of wine come from?"
After an unknown amount of time, Xu Le moved his nose, opened his eyes, and woke up.
The scent came from in front of him, he looked up, and a servant in a green coat and a hat was standing in front of him holding a food box.
The servant put the food box on the ground, then untied Xu Le, bowed and respectfully said: "Second young master, it's time for dinner. Besides, the master ordered that within seven days, you are not allowed to leave the woodshed. No alcohol, either."
"Got it." Xu Le rubbed his sore wrist and nodded.
"The villain is leaving."
The servant retreated.
Can't drink?The smell of this wine...
Xu Le believed his nose, and he couldn't wait to open the food box. Sure enough, there was a jug of wine hidden in the bottom layer of the food box.
Looking at the pot of wine in front of him, Xu Le quickly figured out the cause and effect, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart, it really is a loving mother who loses her life.
Sighing in his heart, Xu Le picked up the jug, put it between his nose and smelled it.
The taste of the wine was not very strong, with a little sweetness. He put the jug to his mouth, took a sip, and then frowned quickly.
Can this also be called wine?What a cheat!
It is as light as water, sweet and greasy as sugar, and the entrance is rough. It is no different from sugar water at all. Bad review, bad review, bad review!
"It's just insulting my taste buds!" Xu Le put down the jug, feeling helpless in his heart.
For an alcoholic, a life without alcohol is like hell.
"Xu's liqueur, quality: inferior, the formula is as follows (can be improved), wine tasting rewards: Houtianxia Pinquan method, tiger roar boxing cheat book."
At this moment, a line of small characters appeared in front of Xu Le's eyes. Xu Le couldn't help rubbing his eyes, thinking he was dazzled.
New book for collection!
(End of this chapter)
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