I'm not a gangster

Chapter 242 Please Stop Pretending
Mystique from Hellfire Club: "If the perfect score is one hundred, Yue Lingshan must be at least ninety!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "However, with a disgusting Bala father like you, it immediately becomes zero!"

Mystique of the Hellfire Club: "The members of the group all have a bright future, who will be willing to degenerate and condescend to become your son-in-law?"

Mystique from Hellfire Club: "I have a strong feeling that your precious daughter Yue Linshan will definitely not be able to get married in this life!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "It's impossible to become the trash of the Great Luo Jinxian, you definitely don't like it, and if you can become the potential stock of the Big Luo Jinxian, you definitely don't like you!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "In short, your precious daughter Yue Lingshan will definitely be lonely for the rest of her life!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "Also?"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "This word is used very cleverly!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "It can reflect a certain idiot who chanted feminist slogans, but actually only seeks his own personal gain, is doomed to a tragic fate of not getting love, and a certain idiot who talks about benevolence and morality, but is actually full of male robbers and female prostitutes." , causing the tragic end of her daughter being rejected and unable to get married!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "A simple word expresses the sorrow of the two group members. It's a stroke of genius!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "Heaven reincarnates, karma reincarnates, it's not that there is no report, the time has not yet come!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "You change a batch of beauties every day, and you are simply the most shameless scumbag in the world!"

Mystique of the Hellfire Club: "Are you not afraid, your daughter, of retribution?"

Mystique of the Hellfire Club: "Shall I say a few words of blessing?"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "Shut up!"

Iron Man who has changed his job: "How can you be so vicious?"

Iron Man who has changed his job: "You call yourself a feminist, but you say such things, it's really a honey and a sword!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "Don't think I can't swear, I can use the Internet to search casually, and I can rant for three to five months!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "You are not mentally twisted, you deliberately want to scold me?"

Nalan Yanran who was about to retire: "Stop arguing!"

Nalan Yanran who was about to retire: "Hurry up and watch the sermon video!"

Nalan Yanran, who was about to retire: "Aren't you afraid that quarreling will affect your mood and reduce the effect of the sermon video?"

Nalan Yanran's reminder was not without reason.

The group members immediately stopped the quarrel, adjusted their mentality briefly, and then began to watch the sermon video.

Accompanied by the voice of Wu Ming preaching, the group members were all immersed in the state of enlightenment.

Harry Potter world.

Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Professor Snape's soul slowly floated out of his body.

Professor Snape subconsciously wanted to chant the spell, to test the magic attack in the soul state.

However, as soon as the idea of ​​releasing the spell was born, the spell was completed instantly!
In Professor Snape's heart, a feeling suddenly appeared.

The essence of spells is to use mental power to drive the magic power in the body to build a spell model.

The so-called spell is just a way to guide spiritual power!
A legendary wizard with strong spiritual power can omit spells and achieve the effect of instant spells.

In the state of the soul, without the constraints of the body, using mental power is like moving a finger.

Professor Snape's mental strength obviously did not reach the level of a legendary wizard.

However, through the soul leaving the body, the effect of the instant spell was achieved.

After a while, the sermon video ends.

Professor Snape's soul returned to his body.

Professor Snape couldn't wait to open the chat group and start browsing the chat records.

As time went on, Professor Snape became more and more shocked.

Three days to enter the Tao with martial arts, seven days to cross the catastrophe and become an immortal, one hundred and eight days to prove the Tao and become a saint, open up the world with a wave of your hand, read a book to shape the sun, moon and stars, and move your mouth.
If he hadn't just experienced the effect of the sermon video, Professor Snape would never have believed it!

The group leader's way of observing the sky has reached the level of Daluo Jinxian, and he can observe countless parallel worlds and summarize the main storyline with a high probability, which is also incredible.

Iron Man's nanotechnology has refreshed Professor Snape's understanding of science, and he immediately felt an eye-opener.

In the Star Wars world, the Death Star, a super weapon that can destroy a planet with one blow, made Professor Snape amazed.

Among the group members, there is Thor, the god of thunder in Norse mythology!

The space of the Lord God can invade the heavens and worlds at will, which is simply too shocking!
The descendants of Nuwa are not very powerful, but they can use the divine power of Nuwa to unleash heaven-defying spells to return to the Dreaming Fairy!

The more Professor Snape looked at it, the more he felt that the world of Harry Potter was too small, and the more he felt that he was too humble.

When Professor Snape was looking through the chat records, the group members couldn't hold back their pretentious spirits, and they all jumped out to show off!

Nalan Yanran who was about to retire: "So annoying! So annoying!"

Nalan Yanran, who was about to retire, said, "Not long ago, I just broke through to the realm of Dou Huang, and condensed the wings of Dou Qi!"

Nalan Yanran who was about to retire: "I wanted to be honest and solidify my foundation, but I didn't expect that when the boss was telling the secrets of fighting qi and transforming wings, I accidentally reached the realm of the nine-star fighting emperor!"

Nalan Yanran, who was about to retire, said, "I was unable to control my fighting spirit perfectly because of the three times of evolution to the wings of fighting spirit with eight times the attack. Now watching the sermon video, I accidentally broke through to the realm of Douzong!"

Nalan Yanran, who was about to retire, said, "I'm afraid I have less than 60.00% of my battle qi control. This is really a terrible news!"

The bearded man who lives in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "What kind of bad news is this?"

The bearded man who lives in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "My misfortune is the real bad news!"

The bearded man who lives in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "The Diamond Sutra written by Sakyamuni himself actually hides the Buddhist inheritance!"

The bearded man who lived in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "When my soul was out of my body, I accidentally activated the Diamond Sutra and got the inheritance of Sakyamuni!"

The bearded man who lived in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "The Buddhist essence left by Sakyamuni tempered my body, allowing me to condense the Tathagata's golden body, causing my pill to shatter into a baby!"

The bearded man who lives in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "I originally thought about using the Xuanyuan Sword to temper the extraordinary sword body. I didn't expect the accident to happen so suddenly, and I was forced to embark on the road of Buddhist cultivation!"

The bearded man who lives in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "Although my Tathagata's golden body and ten thousand dharmas are not damaged by Vajra, I don't like it!"

The bearded man who lived in seclusion in Lanruo Temple: "I like the appearance of the sword fairy!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "Please stop pretending!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "I almost spit out my overnight meal!"

Mystique from the Hellfire Club: "What I want to know now is, are there any unlucky people who haven't comprehended soul out of body and soul possession?"

(End of this chapter)