I'm not a gangster

Chapter 42 China is a Land of Etiquette
Time is like a fleeting moment, always passing quietly inadvertently.

The flat peaches are ripe, and the flat peach event will naturally come.

In the expectant eyes of the gods of Asgard, the nameless sky suddenly descended without warning.

The members of the chat group walked out of the unknown sky one by one and came to the Asgard God Realm.

God King Odin and God Queen Frigga greeted them first.

"Gods of Asgard, waiting for your arrival!" God King Odin showed a kind smile while supporting his weak body.

The gentleman's sword that never cuts chickens: "Fuck!"

The gentleman's sword that never cuts chickens: "The queen is so beautiful!"

The gentleman's sword that never cut chickens: "Such a young and beautiful queen, married to a bad old man, is really a flower stuck in cow dung!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "The Queen of God is so beautiful, why is Thor so ugly!"

Iron Man who has changed jobs: "It must not be my own, it must have been picked up in a trash can!"

Mystique who ran away from home: "Maybe there is an atavism phenomenon, just like among humans, occasionally there will be some children, like apes, with tails or hair all over their bodies."

Nalan Yanran who was about to retire: "Although I don't know what the atavism phenomenon is, I think it seems very reasonable!"

Asgard's Supreme Thunder God Thor: "You are so brave, dare to speak ill of me in the Asgard God Realm!"

Asgard's supreme thunder god Thor: "Have you forgotten that when I stand in Asgard's domain, I am equivalent to a holy man?"

Thor, the supreme god of thunder in Asgard: "You must really want to know how terrifying the sage is."

Asgard's Supreme Thor: "In order to satisfy your curiosity, I decided to show it!"

With a thought in his mind, Thor, the god of thunder, instantly controlled the bodies of the group members.

Thor flicked his fingers for the first time, and Yue Buqun immediately fell to the ground, throwing his ass backwards in a flat sand and falling wild goose style.

Thor snapped his fingers for the second time, and Iron Man immediately fell to the ground and fell into the mud.

Mystique who ran away from home: "Weak, pitiful, trembling!"

Nalan Yanran who was about to divorce: "Don't touch my body, if you dare to destroy my innocence, I will stay in the Asgard God Realm!"

The realization of Thor, the god of thunder, passed by the two female group members, and they didn't dare to teach them a lesson.

To put it nicely, it's called good men don't fight women.

To put it harshly, villains and women are difficult to raise. I would rather offend a group of men than offend a woman!
The cold-faced swordsman who shocked a country: "Is this the way of hospitality in Asgard?"

Ming Emperor Zhu Wushi: "Is this how you prepared the flat peach banquet specially ordered by the boss?"

Supreme Leader of the Jedi Order: "You are strong!"

The Supreme Leader of the Jedi Order: "It's a pity that you are just a fool after all!"

The supreme leader of the Jedi Order: "The Jedi Meditation technique you have just learned is not enough in the face of my 800 years of experience!"

Master Yoda closed his eyes and instantly entered the state of harmony between man and nature.

Thor, the god of thunder, through the state of the unity of heaven and man, linked to the reserve energy of Asgard's domain, instantly suppressing everyone.

Through the state of the unity of man and nature, Master Yoda uses the stored energy of Asgard to attack the shield with his spear.

A strong energy conflict erupted over Asgard, and in an instant, dark clouds covered the sun, lightning flashed and thundered.

Seeing this, God King Odin immediately knew that Thor, the god of thunder, had conflicts with the group members.

"I'm old. If I don't have anyone to help me, I'll have a hard time walking. If there's any disrespect, please forgive me!" When God King Odin was speaking, he pressed Thor on Thor's shoulder, signaling Thor Er helped.

"Honorable God Empress, the most beautiful scenery in the world is not even one ten thousandth of yours. When I saw it for the first time, I felt very kind, as if I met my sister who was lost since childhood. If you don't mind If so, let's sworn brothers and sisters!" Yue Buqun got up in a state of embarrassment, flicked the dust off his clothes, then walked up to God Empress Frigg, and said sincerely.

"Grass, you are such a despicable, shameless and insidious villain. You actually want to be my uncle. Believe it or not, I will hit you with Thor's hammer and beat you to your knees begging for mercy!" Thor's face changed, and his eyes were full of anger.

"Honorable God King, Beautiful God Queen, I'm afraid you don't know that Tuo'er got the nickname of a brainless brat in the chat group. Since we live in the same world, I don't mind eating it." It's a shame, I'll discuss friendship with your peers, and in the chat group, I will take care of Tong'er as an elder to prevent him from being isolated!" Iron Man straightened his hair and showed a bright smile.

"Stop making trouble, if you dare to continue to embarrass yourself, be careful of the ban package!" Zhao Ritian really couldn't stand it anymore, and always felt that they had lost all the face of the chat group, so he stood up aggressively and shook his authority The prestige of the dog.

The people present immediately fell silent.

For the group members, the water group has become a pastime in daily life.

If you can't swim, you will definitely have a heart attack.

Under the threat of the silence package, everyone finally stopped.

God King Odin and God Queen Frigg took this opportunity to say some courteous words, and then led the crowd to the flat peach banquet.

The flat peach banquet carefully prepared by Asgard God Realm is obviously borrowed from the TV series Journey to the West.

Wu Ming's position obviously refers to the Jade Emperor.

The positions of the group members refer to the officials of the heavenly court.

At the scene of the flat peach banquet, condensed energy like substance surged slowly along the ground.

A group of young and beautiful goddesses carefully prepared some dance programs to cheer up the peach banquet.

Although there is no dragon liver and phoenix gallbladder, there are various delicacies.

Although there is no fine wine, there are all kinds of fine wines.

Everyone felt the sincerity of Asgard's domain immediately.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Yue Buqun suddenly stood up.

"Hearding that Goddess Xifu is good at using swords, Yue has specially prepared a copy of Jade Girl Swordsmanship, and I hope Goddess Xifu will accept it!" Yue Buqun took out a cheat book and handed it to the goddess in charge of serving wine.

"Fuck, Jade Girl Swordsmanship, did you take the wrong medicine?" Thor couldn't help but widen his eyes, his eyes were full of disbelief.

"Don't be rude!" God King Odin frowned slightly and reprimanded loudly.

"China is a country of etiquette. I came to the Peach Banquet, of course I can't come empty-handed. This book of jade girl swordsmanship has unlimited growth potential. If you fight Thor every day, you will be able to restrain Thor over time. Fight every day. The wild boar can restrain the wild boar over time, as long as you keep fighting, you will eventually be able to restrain all moves in the world!" When Yue Buqun was speaking, he made a comparison between Thor and the wild boar, obviously with strong malice.

"What a coincidence, I also prepared a book of swordsmanship!" When Wei Zhuang was speaking, he also took out a cheat book and handed it to the goddess who was in charge of serving wine, "The Qijue swordsmanship, the swordsmanship of the congenital perfection realm, comes from South Korea The former Qijuetang, the largest school in Jianghu, will never be able to catch up with the Jade Maiden Swordsmanship for at least 30 years, after all, the initial level of the Jade Maiden Swordsmanship is only the acquired realm!"

"You are just poor, and you still have to send a generous gift. As the emperor of Ming Dynasty, I can't show weakness, so I will give you a piece of Tianxiang cardamom!" You must buy a piece of Tianxiang cardamom to escape from death, and a piece of Tianxiang cardamom will be restored to life. At that time, you can open your mouth and blackmail a huge sum of money.

(End of this chapter)