court ladies begging for joy

Chapter 2

Bed climbing is a technical job.

——Don't underestimate this sport. Throughout the ages, anyone who has climbed the bed is not an ordinary person.

Wen Wan is stepping into this rank, and her difficulty is the first one, and she has no experience at all.

When climbing on the eunuch's bed, should you take off your own clothes first or take off the other party's clothes?
Or, it should be more tactful.Let's talk about the stars and the moon first, and talk about the elegant topic of 'long nights and many dreams, I will take off if you take it off'.

Wen Wan sat in front of the bronze mirror and thought wildly. The two little maids who waited on her had already tidied her up. She was exquisitely made up and matched with a neon dress made of silk gauze.

Sure enough, everything that looks as beautiful as a flower is made up.

Speaking of which, the facial features on Wan'er's face are no different from her previous life, only slightly different in face shape.

She had a round face in the previous life, but in this life she has become an orthodox tapered oval face.That standard shape can make you pissed off, like those actresses in the previous life who cut their bones and cheeks for plastic surgery—it's really the size of a palm.

So, by transmigrating into this sloppy book, she only got one benefit: she was ten years younger, and once again youthful and invincible.

The 25 in the previous life has become the [-] in this life, but these ten years of good time were not given to her for nothing.

There is a kind of gentleness: although she is young, she may not live up to the age of her previous life.

The night outside the window was gradually falling, and she couldn't escape this situation with life or death.She didn't need to be urged by her master, Peiying, but only the two little maids who dressed her would be able to monitor her to the original bed-climbing location.

In the middle of the night, when the dew was getting deeper, climbing into the bed in the gazebo, curling her lips gently, it was... just too... too masochistic.

The people who climbed the bed have all changed, so the location will naturally change as well.

Wen Wan racked her brains thinking about the great eunuch who followed Jin'an Emperor Long Yao in the original book, what he likes.I was so tired that my brain cramped, and I didn't think much.

This is not to blame her memory.

In which novel can a eunuch be described in thick ink and color, and carefully introduced to the point of what he likes?Even if there is, it is estimated that it is the real thing like silver.After all, eunuchs are well known to everyone, and nothing else is of any use to him.

According to Wen Xiaowan's guess, in Jin'an country, there is no one who dares to send a wad of jade to the chief eunuch next to the emperor. This is simply courting death.

Thinking of the end, Wen Xiaowan only remembered that the great eunuch was called Nie Jinyan.The book uses four words to describe his appearance, character, temperament, and everything: unique.The author really cherishes words like gold, Wen Xiaowan seriously suspects that this author writes novels as a side job, but in fact the main job is guessing riddles.

These four words are rather vague.Unique can represent everything, such as: unique ugly, unique ugly, unique disobedience, and of course unique beauty.

Wen Xiaowan felt that the possibility of the latter was relatively small.If it was really unique and handsome, her former master would not have succeeded in seducing Jin'an Emperor Longyao.Emperor Jin'an and the eunuch had long been near the water tower, embracing the moon and admiring the chrysanthemum.

So what is unique?Wen Xiaowan doesn't have time to think about it now.No matter what is unique, she has to climb into Nie Jinyan's bed first.

Under the constant urging of the two little maids, Wen Xiaowan stuffed the rolling pin she stole from the small kitchen yesterday into her wide sleeves for emergencies after going to bed.She weighed it when she stole it, and it was definitely thick enough.

From the Yongxiao Palace to the Bodhi Hall where the emperor will pass after the banquet tonight, there is a winding road.

Wen Xiaowan is not only sound-crazy, but also road-crazy. This is a sorrow that she cannot get rid of in her life, no matter where she goes, what identity she changes, and how she lives.

She stroked her forehead while thinking, even if she managed to climb out of bed tonight and survived, would she have to train a guide dog to live in this deep palace?The road repair in this palace, she almost became blind.

"Sister Wan'er, the Furong Pavilion is in front of you," the two young maids who led the way stopped, and one of them pointed to a small man-made rockery not far away, a small pavilion built in the air, and said: "We I can only send it to you, the master is still waiting for us to go back and return, sister Wan'er be careful!"

Before Wen Xiaowan could reply, the two little maids saluted Wen Xiaowan together, turned around together, and left together, the twins couldn't do such a consistent movement.

Looking at the backs of the two fleeing, Wen Xiaowan felt helpless.What are you talking about when you go back and return to your life? Aren't you afraid that if you stay here, if she can't seduce Emperor Jin'an, they will be implicated when she is held accountable?

Well, cherishing life is a traditional virtue of our generation, and she doesn't have to blame others. If she spared her life, would she think of climbing into the eunuch's bed?

Wen Xiaowan took the time to judge, if you erase the dancing, just climb the bed, the height of the gazebo is unnecessary.

She hurriedly found a hole, buried herself first, no, hid in it, and when the emperor came over, the eunuch who was closely accompanying the emperor would naturally follow. That's one-third done.

After the two little maids left completely, Wen Xiaowan found a bush and buried herself in it.

Wan'er's body is thin and light, which belongs to the standard Zhao Feiyan type.There is a hole for cat ears, which is enough for her to hide for a while.As long as you keep your breath down, you will basically not be discovered.

During the spare time when Emperor Jin'an didn't come, Wen Xiaowan reread the novel she had read in the library.The main thing is to sort out the passage related to her in the palace.

The court system implemented by the Jin'an Dynasty is almost the same as that of the Qing Dynasty, but the Jin'an Dynasty has no distinction between Manchu and Han.In terms of minority policy, compatibility and advancement have been implemented.As long as they are people under the jurisdiction of the Jin'an Dynasty, regardless of their nationality, as long as they are of good origin, men can participate in the imperial examinations of the previous dynasty, and women can participate in the harem draft.

The master Wan'er follows is also the heroine in the original novel. Her surname is Huang, her maiden name is Pei Ying, and she comes from an official family.Her father is the Shaoqing of Dali Temple who is the fourth rank, and her mother's maiden name is Zhang, who is the first daughter of Zhang Dashi, a scholar of the Imperial Academy in Central Beijing.

With such a background, coupled with her boudoir, she is quite famous for her talent and appearance.As soon as Huang Peiying entered the palace, she was named a beauty.After being pregnant with the dragon species, Emperor Jin'an was overjoyed with the dragon heart, and decreed to enter Huang Peiying's concubine, bestowing the word: Jia.

Beauty is one of the ranks of concubines in the harem of Jin'an.Jin An Guoyan followed the ancient calendar, and the concubines in the harem were divided into nine levels and three levels.

The ninth level is one queen, one imperial concubine, two noble concubines, four concubines, six concubines, and eight beauties.

Below this pyramid-like level, there are three classes of jade people, treasure people, and servants, and there is no limit to the number of people.

This is the level of the female masters in the harem. Speaking of which, after Wen Xiaowan gave up climbing the dragon bed, she has little to do with Wen Xiaowan.This is not her path to the promotion.

As a court lady, she is still accompanying her own lady and marrying into the palace as a personal maid.She is completely different from the two little maids who sent her to Furong Pavilion just now.

Because those two little maids were assigned to her master's side after he entered the palace.

One day, her master completely collapsed.Even if the two little maids were implicated, at most they would be assigned to a bad palace and do some rough work.Normally, they would be assigned to other palaces and continue to serve other masters.And she probably has to accompany her master to serve in the cold palace.

If her master doesn't fall, if the situation is reversed this time, the two young maids will probably be able to leave the palace when they reach the age.

According to the rules of the harem of the Jin'an Dynasty, after the age of 25, the court ladies can leave the palace to marry themselves, with the exception of dowry maids, unless the master gives special permission, they can leave the palace.

Just think about it, which master can accompany and raise a caring person who can ask her to go out of the palace?What's more, you still know all the secrets of your master. Even if you promise that you are so strict that you cut off your tongue, your master may not believe it.

Therefore, the general dowry maids either climb the dragon bed, or accompany their master to grow old alone.

In the original novel, the little girl Wan'er climbed onto the dragon bed under the heartbroken understanding of her master, and finally got into a fight with her master and died tragically after fighting with her master.

Wen Xiaowan decided to try another way, which is to accompany her master to laugh proudly in the palace.

She doesn't care if it's called a lonely old man - as a senior house girl, in fact, the most enduring thing is loneliness.

If her master is favored, she, a court lady next to the concubine who is favored, may not have a better life than marrying someone who doesn't know what kind of person she is at the age of 25.

In the background of Jin'anguo, where a 13-year-old girl can talk about marriage, she can basically be a mother at the age of 16, and she can basically be a grandmother at the age of 30. She is a 25-year-old old palace lady. After she goes out, what can she marry? good human?
Either as a stepmother for someone else, or as a house fill for someone else, maybe you will become a concubine.Even if she becomes someone's regular wife, it is estimated that the man's class is not much higher.

It's also a life in the inner house of intrigue, and she has no one to rely on-the little girl Wan'er has no father and no mother. When she was five years old, she was bought into her master's mansion.How could it be easier that day?

It's better to stay in the palace and wait for her master to be the queen mother ten or twenty years later. She is only 20 or 27, just like a wolf at such a good age, she can abduct her master in the palace of compassion Raising noodles and the like.

Her master, Pei Ying, who is now concubine Jia, who is now confined in Yongxiao Palace, is the foundation of her standing in the palace.Her own good or bad is inextricably linked to her master.

Since her master chose the path of promotion as a concubine in the harem, she had to avoid this path.

Wen Xiaowan clenched her fists, determined not to fight with the beauties of the harem, and fight for the only man with a jj.The sword is going to the peak, she wants to let those women know that a man without a penis, if he uses it well, he will also bloom like a chrysanthemum and know himself deeply.

With her ears pricked up, she heard footsteps coming from a distance, and her little heart was beating wildly.Don't get me wrong, she's not nervous, she's excited.

Comrade Wen Xiaowan, you need to prove it with facts: wearing a bad tire, wearing a female partner, or being a low-level court lady is not a big deal.Once you learn to break the jar, you will find that the world suddenly becomes brighter.

(End of this chapter)