The food is a bit cute

Chapter 1

Every morning when Nie Shuang opened her eyes, she could see her fat cat thumping her on the wall.

One short leg propped on the pillow on which she lay.

The cat's eyes were wide open, staring at her with a serious face.

"Meow!"

The emperor stomped on Shuangmei's face with his soft meat pad.

,!
Do you know what heinous crime you have committed?

I have already recorded your name in my little dried fish book, hum.

Sister Nie Shuang's heart was broken.

My mother and the emperor are really in trouble. That's right, her fat yellow cat is called...the emperor.

What should I do if my daughter likes to sleep late?
Close the door and let the cats go!
Mother Nie, a housewife, always has unparalleled wisdom in this regard.

3 minutes later.

Sister Nie Shuang slowly moved out of the room in a fluffy one-piece rabbit pajamas. The emperor's big head was exposed in the big pocket, and she was holding a small dried fish in her left paw.

I specially hid it in the room yesterday for breakfast, um, it tastes better after being marinated.

Sister Shuang sat at the dining table, holding bright red carrots in both hands, which were slightly crispy.

The emperor half squatted beside the chair, holding the small dried fish in his paws.

Mama Nie: ...

She felt as if there was an illusion that her good daughter was a big rabbit in front of her eyes.

Carrot Dafa is good!
This is my daughter's most recent penguin autograph.

Mother Nie was deeply worried, and brought a plate of cold white radish slices with white porridge to her good daughter.

This is Nie's home-cooked dish. The crispy white radish is cut into translucent thin slices, which are as white as ice flakes. Salt, sugar, and the most important white vinegar, you can cook as you eat, and you can use your chopsticks after marinating for two or three hours.

Pale yellow shredded ginger, red peppers, and snow-like radish slices.

This kind of side dish is the most appetizing, the taste is irritating, hot and sour but refreshing, bite a few pieces in the mouth, and the teeth also enjoy the satisfaction of chewing, each bite is crispy, the aftertaste is mixed with a slight astringent feeling, subtly rich taste.

The white porridge is light, and it is perfect with this hot and sour side dish.

The hot porridge is still boiling hot, so I can only take a few mouthfuls from the side of the white porcelain bowl. A thin layer of rice milk has condensed on the thick white porridge. It collapsed limply.The bottom is still solid and thick white porridge, and it falls into the mouth in one bite. It is light and warm, and the internal organs are warmed up.

Served with a few slices of hot and sour white radish.

You can eat two more bowls of porridge!
Sister Shuang Xiligulu swept away the food on the table.

After eating his own chicken-flavored dried fish, the emperor climbed onto Shuangmei's clothes and got into the pockets of her clothes, leaving her round head and two front paws hanging outside, staring coldly at her. she--

Shovel the officer, get up the sedan chair!

Chaochao in the morning!

Sister Shuang: ...

Every x-shoveling officer was an angel with broken wings in his previous life.

"Your Majesty is so attached to you, you should take it with you today." Mother Nie said as she brought out the insulated box with Doge's face stickers on it from the kitchen, "You take these first, and give them to your classmates at school. "

Daughter is going to college and will spend four years with a new roommate in the future.It is essential to leave a good first impression on people. When you meet for the first time, share some delicious food and do a little favor. The little girl's house is easy to get acquainted with.

Nie Shuang obediently nodded and took it. Although she had already prepared food for her new classmates, Mother Nie insisted on cooking a few more hairy crabs to take away after seeing them. There were about a dozen of them.

Even if you want to drop by to visit sister Manman, who is also studying in this university, you don't need to bring so much...

"Maybe Mom is afraid that there are not enough people, right, Your Majesty." Nie Shuang got on the bus, hugged the Emperor with his right hand, and gently scratched its soft chin.

"Meow~"

The emperor sticks out his little pink tongue and babbles silly and sweetly.

The air in the early autumn morning is slightly cool, but the sun is warm on the body, as if drinking a big mouthful of hot osmanthus honey tea, and the whole body feels comfortable.

Really good weather for the start of school.

Especially for the first-year freshmen who came from all over the country to enroll and carry big bags, it is great that it is not a rainy day.

The Nie family had just moved to the capital recently. It was originally for the restaurant business in the capital, and they didn't plan to live there for a long time, but now it happened to be convenient for their daughter to go to college.They went to school early yesterday to pack their luggage and make their beds. Today, Nie Shuang will just take the emperor and Chi Chiqing to battle.

I came too early yesterday and haven't seen my roommate yet.

But today, apart from meeting new roommates, Miss Shuang also had to stop by to visit Sister Manman, who was also studying in this university and hadn't seen her for a long time.Lu Man's mother and Nie Shuang's mother are good friends. They used to be neighbors, but after Lu Man was admitted to Jiangjing University, the two gradually got together less and separated more.

"Call Sister Manman first..."

Nie Shuang hugged the emperor, held the thermos, and took out the phone with one hand.

But the other end of the phone keeps saying "the number you dialed is temporarily unanswered".

"Sister Manman is still busy?"

Nie Shuang rubbed the emperor's face and muttered to himself.

The emperor slapped it off with a paw, restless hands.

If it could talk, it would probably be—

"presumptuous!"

"Stupid mortals, don't pinch my noble face meow!"

It seems that I can only go to the dormitory to see my roommate first.

Nie Shuang put down her phone, turned around and walked towards the dormitory building. As soon as she took a few steps, a few groups of people rushed over in front of her, saying something like "someone is going to jump off the building, just ahead", "the fire brigade Here we come", "It seems that I broke up with my boyfriend"...

"Sister Manman?"

Nie Shuang was surprised to find that the person she was looking for was among this group of people who joined in the fun.

Lu Man heard someone calling him, turned around and saw Nie Shuang, his eyes lit up, "Xiao Shuang? You're here!"

Nie Shuang: "Sister Manman, I called you just now. Mom asked me to bring you something to eat. Where are you going?"

Lu Man remembered what he was going to do, and immediately grabbed Nie Shuang's arm, "A girl in our class broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to jump off the building. We are rushing over to check the situation. Come with me first."

"Eh?"

"……it is good."

Nie Shuang hugged the ignorant emperor, and was dragged away by the furious Lu Man.

The location where the girl jumped off the building was not far from the dormitory building. Countless people had already surrounded the three floors inside and outside. The teachers of the school were still dispersing some parents and students who joined in the fun.

"Little girl, let's sit down and talk about any difficulties we can't overcome. Don't be impulsive."

"We know you are sad now, and we understand your feelings, but jumping off a building cannot solve the problem."

"Little classmate, we can be regarded as people who have come here..."

But no matter how everyone persuaded, the little girl remained indifferent.

"You don't need to say anything, I know the truth, but I really..."

"Don't stop me..."

Lu Man listened below, frowning fiercely: "Tsk, dying for a man? Forget it, it's important to save people..."

She shook her head suddenly and asked, "Xiaoshuang, did you bring the hairy crabs?"

"Eh?"

Shuangmei hugged the emperor with a dazed expression on her face.

People are going to jump off the building, why do you ask hairy crabs? !
No wonder my mother must let herself cook so much.

It turned out that Sister Manman asked me to bring...

When Shuangmei's brain was still slowing down, Lu Man had already picked up the thermos cup with a painful expression on her face, and suddenly lifted the lid of the cup, as if opening a magical seal——

The sealed white steaming steam came up, and the pure fresh aroma of steamed hairy crab rushed from the nose to the brain, but it didn't have any fishy and salty taste, only fresh and fresh.The huge golden-yellow hard crab shells piled up in the jar are as bright as gems, which makes the index finger move.

And hidden under the huge crab cover is the soft crab roe, which is plump, sweet and golden than gold.Gently lift the slightly hot crab cover with your fingers, and the tearing sound of separation is incomparably beautiful. The ultimate delicacy hidden in the hairy crab finally reveals its true face. The hot air in the room turns into a psychedelic golden color, which is sweet and attractive, which can be said to be priceless.And the snowflake crab meat is incredibly soft, and it is crystal clear when scratched out with chopsticks.

Dip a little crab vinegar, the sour taste stimulates the taste buds, let the tongue fully stretch, and then feel the deliciousness, deliciousness and softness of the crab meat. This is the most beautiful gift of nature. Time, sunshine, water, accumulate over time, and finally gather on the tip of the tongue, Meidi people Fascinated.

The above is Sister Lu Man's self-healing...

I'm sorry she can't help drooling, wipe, wipe.

The emperor still had a ghostly expression on his face, and stretched out his furry pad to touch Lu Man's mouth.

Sister Shuang said solemnly with a little embarrassment: "It is touching you."

Lu Man: ...

The smell of the hairy crabs had already caught the students around them, and they whispered to each other what it was that suddenly smelled so fragrant, it was so delicious.

"Golden silk!"

Lu Man lifted the hairy crab and looked up, calling out the name of the girl who jumped off the building.

Everyone was startled, and then recovered from the drugged hairy crab, and looked at Lu Man standing in the middle of the crowd in amazement, who is so courageous to call the girl who jumped off the building at this time? Can't bear it.

Even Jin Sisi, who was unable to extricate herself from the sadness of being broken up, was stunned for a moment when she heard someone calling her.

She found that the person who called her was still her classmate, but she was not particularly familiar with Lu Man.

and many more……

Miss Jin seemed to smell something out of place.

"Which class does this student belong to? What's the trouble at this time." The teacher who was busy dispersing the students muttered.However, what happened next was completely beyond their imagination...

"Maybe they are friends with a good relationship. It may be useful to help persuade them." Another teacher said hesitantly.

then……

Then the style is wrong.

"Golden silk!"

"Do you eat hairy crabs?!"

"Taihu Lake hairy crabs, steamed, super big, I brought ten, ten!"

classmate:……

teacher:……

Firefighter: ... Ah, little girl, where did you come from, people are going to jump off the building, why do you tell people that hairy crabs are such an unserious thing? !And don't use this kind of slogan like a big sale in a supermarket, it's just a replica of what you don't want to miss when you pass by.

Just when everyone looked at Lu Man with embarrassing expressions, as if they were looking at Lu Man.

Sister Shuang silently covered her face.

The emperor followed suit, covering the cat's ears with his fleshy paws.

In fact, the dishes made by Shuangmei have magical powers.

such as……

This Jin Sisi girl, who was still heartbroken just now, heard the word hairy crab, her eyes lit up, she stopped crying, and she stopped making trouble, and the hot aroma of hairy crab wafted around up.She seems to have tasted the fresh and sweet taste of snow-white crab meat. The seemingly crispy crab roe is dense in the mouth, and the taste spreads rapidly in her mouth, not letting go of every corner. It seems that she has already taken a big mouthful. The delicious smell of the crab penetrates deep into the internal organs, and one is already drunk before one wakes up in time.

For some reason, Jin Sisi felt that the hairy crabs she smelt today were a hundred times more fragrant than the ones she ate in the past, and she almost lost her soul.

Jin Sisi suddenly remembered a very important thing——

Haven't eaten hairy crabs yet this year! ! !
Her crab meat with crab roe and crab paste!

Her Taihu hairy crabs!
How can there be such delicious things as hairy crabs in the world?
Thinking about it this way, life doesn't seem to be so hopeless and dark that it's completely boring...

It's boring to be a human being, even though it's sad to lose a relationship, think about the fact that there are such delicious hairy crabs, I still have to work hard to live!
If you haven't eaten hairy crabs this year...

Let's not jump yet, eh.

Ten steamed hairy crabs from Taihu Lake.

I'm sorry, Jin Sisi can't calm down at all when these words are combined. If I don't eat it, I'm really sorry for myself!
Jin Sisi hurriedly yelled at Lu Man upstairs: "I want to eat! I want to eat! Wait for me, I'll be down right away! Don't finish eating!"

After speaking, Jin Sisi immediately wanted to step back from the balcony awkwardly and anxiously, because the railing was a bit high, so she had to use all her strength to climb back inside and landed safely——

This is a girl who gave up jumping off a building and struggled to climb the railing for hairy crabs!

The teachers, classmates, firefighters and uncles standing upstairs and downstairs were all dumbfounded.

Girl, the promised love will last forever...

It seems that your boyfriend is not as good as a steamed hairy crab.

but--

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations hahahaha, why do I still feel like I can’t laugh at all!
Where is such an unscientific thing worthy of congratulations?

Although thank goodness, sister, you finally stopped jumping off the building.

"I think the headline of tomorrow's Beijing Daily will be, A girl who is broken in love wants to jump off a building. A classmate passes by with hairy crabs. The girl resolutely gives up jumping off the building to eat hairy crabs. Well, I can laugh at this news headline for a whole semester." The expression of the male student downstairs Very embarrassing.

"This news is a bit cute..."

"The tragedy turns into a comedy, and I can't laugh at all, but this hairy crab is poisonous, and my mind is full of delicious hairy crabs. Hurry up, help me to the cafeteria... I think our school will be famous again tomorrow, and even the Penguin News headline push will be the same." our."

"..."

The world of hairy crab maniacs is incomprehensible to ordinary people.

Miss Jin is such a hairy crab madman.

Lu Man had already heard about Jin Sisi's love for hairy crabs. Moreover, with Nie Shuang's good craftsmanship, it was a breeze for Jin Sisi to become addicted to hairy crabs.

The so-called delicious to cry.

It is the best description for the dishes cooked by Shuangmeizi.

Even steamed hairy crabs are the same.

Miss Jin had already eaten the hairy crabs with joy, and she was crying with joy, no, she was crying because it was so delicious. She didn't need anyone to comfort her at all, as long as there were delicious hairy crabs, it was enough to soothe the little girl's heartache.

"People can't generate any anger when thinking about food."

Sister Shuang always remembered this sentence written in the book.

She also believes in the healing power of food.

It's that the dishes she cooks seem to influence people more easily than those made by others.

The result is a bit embarrassing every time I use it.

Jin Sisi was preoccupied with how to chop the hairy crabs into pieces.

Lu Man looked at her, and leaned on Nie Shuang's shoulders, her charming phoenix eyes narrowed, and her red lips slightly raised: "So, there are actually many things better than men in this world. Like clothes—"

Nie Shuang blinked: "Only hairy crabs are eternal."

Lu Man smiled and patted her on the shoulder: "Xiaoshuang and I have the best understanding."

"..."

Is it really okay to tamper with Garfield's famous quotes at will?

People said it was pork rolls, but doing as the Romans do, there is no sense of disobedience, Shuangmei tilted her head thinking.

"Meow~"

The emperor raised his claws, indicating that only the small dried fish is eternal.

"However, at the critical moment, you still have to rely on Xiao Shuang to cook." Lu Man, who was tall and tall like a clothes hanger, brushed her long wine-red curly hair that had just been highlighted, put her left hand on Nie Shuang's shoulder, and patted Nie Shuang lightly. Pat, slightly raised Danfeng eyes with a faint smile, "Why do I have to go home all these years, rain or shine? Just to eat Xiaoshuang's cooking!"

Miss Nie Shuang's good craftsmanship is the biggest motivation for her to fly home every year during the holidays!
"But it's also used to save people..."

It's so weird that Nie Shuang didn't say what happened next.

"Be confident!"

"Shall I count your glorious deeds for you?"

"Senior Shen, who ran away from home in the building next door to our community, heard his parents call and said that you were going to cook and make stewed chicken feet, so he gave up his plan to run away overnight and hurried to visit your house."

"Xiao Liu, an Internet-addicted teenager who lived upstairs from us in high school, came back from the Internet cafe at [-] o'clock every night to eat your midnight snack duck wontons. For three years, rain or shine, his parents even gave you Do you remember the pennant?"

"There is also Xiaojia, the lovelorn girl from back then, and Uncle Li, the gatekeeper..."

"Uncle Li, what's the matter?"

"Oh, Uncle Li, who was lost on the road of life in his later years, after eating the rose honey cake you gave, he was so moved that he cried because it was so delicious, and thus established a new direction in life. He went to New Oriental to study, and successfully found The second spring of life, career and relationship!"

"..."

(End of this chapter)