The food is a bit cute

Chapter 33

Following the sister, the uncle also pretended to be a tiger, and continued to eat mutton skewers calmly.

If the enemy moves, I will not move.

Maintaining the status quo.

Tsk, this little girl's way of doing things is very philosophical.

The uncle thought deeply.

Two people and one cat, maintaining such a weird appearance.Surrounded by gangsters fighting and killing, sticks are flying around, but their corner is peaceful as if they have never heard of anything, the enchantment is automatically opened, the sky and the earth are big, no bigger than a skewer in a bowl.

I don't know what those little bastards are thinking.In short, as if there was a tacit understanding, no one came to disturb them, knocked over the stools and chairs, or drove them away fiercely.

In fact...

A long time ago, a certain little brother, when he caught a glimpse of the shining iron stick inserted on the table between the two of them, he trembled in fright, and silently gave these two, who didn't know their identities, one old and one young, one cat , Silently drew an equal sign in my heart, not to be messed with.

Most people are still winking.

The uncle didn't expect that in such a dangerous environment, he still had an appetite, and he finished five skewers of mutton skewers in one go. He was so happy that he almost called the boss for another can of beer.

After thinking about it, I felt something was wrong.

"Forget it, it's so noisy, even if you call the boss, you can't hear it." The uncle said regretfully.At this moment, he still dislikes the fact that these people fighting here take up too much space and affect his masturbation.

Fortunately, the two gangs fought for a while, and the police came.It should be reported by the masses, and they specially brought a lot of people here, and they came prepared, obviously to bring people back.

"Don't move, stop—" the mighty police uncle yelled. In fact, their clothes alone are enough to shock people. These two gangsters are not a big deal. Seeing that they were caught, they immediately stopped. After seeing the movements in Li, they all turned around and tried to escape.

But the outside has long been surrounded, how can there be a chance for them to escape?

"That, that..." Lao Qi saw that he could not escape even if he escaped, so he turned his head in desperation, pretending to be honest, but was so frightened that he stuttered and didn't know what to say.

Damn!

If I had known that I shouldn't be impulsive today, I would fight with these guys. Look, it must be a good thing, and I even recruited their most... least wanted to see a group of people!

It seems that it is impossible not to go in and squat for a few days this time!
"You are not allowed to leave now."

"Boss, I may need your help to make a record later." The leading man said to the boss who dared to come out of the back kitchen.

"Okay, okay, it's okay, don't bother, don't bother!" The boss was also a little nervous, rubbing his hands and saying.

The police uncle nodded, then turned his head to look at the little girl and the uncle sitting in the corner eating the mutton bed, and a cat. The more he looked, the more confused he became, how could there be people eating in there after the two gangs were fighting?

He just remembered...

When I first came in, I glanced at it and saw that everyone else was fighting and making a mess. Only this table was still calmly eating meat skewers with a drink, and was still an old man dressed as an office worker. With a soft and cute little girl, they look like father and daughter, but not quite.

But he didn't believe it, these two people were accomplices to this gang of gangsters.With such accomplices, these bastards should happily burn incense and worship Buddha!
"Brother Sun, do you want to take these two people back to make notes?" Xiao Li, a subordinate, came over and asked in a low voice.He also couldn't figure out what the identities of these two were. If they were gangsters fighting and eating while sitting, should they be called stupid or honest?
"Those two people, do you know each other?" Sun Ding asked Lao Qi directly.

Lao Qi replied honestly: "I don't know."

Don't say he doesn't know each other, he's really scared.

Lao Qi looked dazed, it didn't look like a fake.He doesn't even know each other. Could it be that those two people are really stupid, and they can still eat in this situation?
"I used to... I thought it was the boss of some bastard who kept his secrets hidden." Lao Qi talked to Sun Ding, with a rare serious expression on his face.

Sun Ding: ...

"Isn't it always written like this in novels?"

"People should not be judged by their appearance. Moreover, women, children and the elderly who are on the road alone should never be messed with." Lao Qi said seriously.

The one who was fighting with them just now had red-eyed eyes with Lao Qi, but now he nodded in agreement with Lao Qi's words, and echoed:

"Yeah, I've been in the rivers and lakes for many years, and I've never seen such a calm person. She must be capable, and this little girl is also carrying a cat. No matter how you look at it, it looks weird. She must not be an ordinary person!"

Sun Ding: ...

You two bastards have read too many novels!

With such eyesight and so mixed up, was they caught?
"Have you read too many novels recently?" Sun Ding asked with disgust.

"Hey, how do you know?" Lao Qi asked with a confused face.

"..." Sun Ding.

"So you avoided their table when you fought, and didn't disturb their meal?" Sun Ding looked embarrassed.They don't really nod.

That's right, Lao Qi and the other boss nodded seriously.

"We think they must be some kind of expert..."

"Don't dare to mess with it!"

Sun Ding: ...You all dare to fight in other people's stores, and you dare not provoke them? !

"Brother Sun, I'm about to be laughed at by these two bastards hahahaha!" Xiao Li hid behind Sun Ding and held back his laughter.

"Why are you laughing? What's so funny? Be serious! We need to be serious!" Sun Ding said helplessly.Although he also felt that this matter was embarrassing in his heart, gangsters always look at people, master?These two girls have read too many cliff novels!
But think about it, here a group of gangsters are fighting in groups, and on a lonely small table next to them, one old and one young are comfortably eating mutton skewers.After all, it would be nice for ordinary people not to be scared away when encountering such a thing, so how can they continue to eat with patience.

"Officer Sun, I just checked the surveillance in the store with the boss. The news this time is very worthwhile..." The reporter who heard the news burst into laughter and said to Sun Ding.

Sun Ding was silent for a while, and asked, "How do you plan to write news?"

The reporter burst into laughter again: "Oh, I've already thought of the title! The gang fights in the store, the father and daughter eat mutton skewers calmly, and they are mistaken for the boss. How about it, this title is not bad!"

Sun Ding: ... Comrade reporter, what you are talking about is really not a joke, but a news headline?
I believe that the people who will watch the news tomorrow will laugh to death.

This news is so funny and cute, these two bastards are so stupid, have you read too many novels, etc... Sun Ding believes that the people who will see the news tomorrow must be complaining like this.

"Ahem, this is your business. I'll ask these two people." After speaking, Sun Ding walked over to the table of the little girl and the uncle, tsk, they were still eating, he didn't understand, The skewers here are so delicious.

"Ahem." Sun Ding coughed lightly, intending to attract the two's attention.

Hearing the sound, Nie Shuang and the uncle raised their heads together, frowned, and stared at Sun Ding.

There is also a round cat head.

Sun Ding: ...

Inexplicably feel tired.

"Sorry, we have some questions we want to ask you two." Sun Ding said kindly.

Nie Shuang and the uncle nodded, motioning for him to ask casually.

The emperor gave a proud "meow", human beings, I give you the honor of speaking with me!

"Is such that……"

"Are the two father and daughter?"

"No, we share the table." Nie Shuang replied.

"...Hehehehe." Sun Ding laughed dryly, why do you two have to advance and retreat at the same table, and you don't run away when you fight.
"Just now there were two gangs fighting, why didn't you two leave? Is it too late?" Sun Ding also gave them a step down. In fact, what Sun Ding wanted to ask was why you could still eat.

The uncle replied subconsciously: "She said to continue eating."

Pointing to Nie Shuang.

Sun Ding: Oh, I don't believe it.

You, a big man, may continue to eat, but a soft little girl, if you hadn't encouraged her, she would have been out of danger long ago.

The uncle was very wronged and pouted.

Why don't you believe what he said? Isn't he just a little older, so middle-aged uncles can't be afraid of gangsters? !

Nie Shuang took up the uncle's words and calmly replied to Sun Ding:
"I'm not active in eating, and there are problems with thinking."

Sun Ding: ...I didn't hear what you just said, sister!

Sun Ding thought he had heard wrong.

A little girl's simple world view.

Coupled with the calm and breezy tone, why do you feel that people's awareness is so high.

Ah, I seem to have met a legendary foodie.

I am not afraid of foodies who eat a lot, but I am afraid that foodies are educated.

"That's a good sentence! It can be used as the subtitle of the news!" The reporter suddenly appeared from behind Sun Ding, "Then tomorrow's news headline will be "Rush in the Shop, Father and Daughter Calmly Eating Mutton Skewers, Mistaken for the Boss on the Road—" The person involved personally said: I am not active in eating, and I have problems in my thinking "! What do you think?"

Sun Ding: ... not so much.

Nie Shuang: "Why does the painting style of this news headline sound familiar?"

The uncle leaned over and said: "I think so too, just like what I saw before "A girl who was broken in love wanted to jump off the building, but her classmate passed by with a hairy crab, and the girl gave up jumping decisively" "The old lady who touched porcelain gave up touching for a bowl of roasted chicken with chestnuts" Porcelain, on the justice of food—the old lady personally said: It’s all the fault of the roasted chicken with chestnuts”, isn’t this a style of painting?”

Sun Ding was embarrassed when he heard the words: "I have seen these two news..."

Nie Shuang looked at the uncle with strange eyes, um, why don't you tell them that the protagonist of these two news is her. Now, she has one more news, and every time she reports it, it's because of this kind of weird news, really okay?
Still don't say it.

Nie Shuang remained silent.

"Little girl, why do I think you look familiar?" Sun Ding said suddenly.

"Huh?" Nie Shuang looked like I don't know what you are talking about.

"Suddenly I can't remember..." Sun Ding scratched his hair angrily, "Forget it, but please make a record for us after eating, you are also eyewitnesses."

Can you not witness it?
When people fight, they sit and eat, seeing everything.

When taking notes, Lao Qi even sneaked up to ask, he had seen the little girl's hands with iron sticks in his bare hands, and he was so impressed——

"Girl, your skills are pretty good. Are you short of manpower over there? Can I accept someone like me?"

"Girl, my seventh son, which path are you on?"

Nie Shuang didn't find it annoying, but Sun Ding felt that Lao Qi was annoying to death.

But Nie Shuang really answered him, and sighed decently.

"You still figured it out. In fact...to tell you the truth, what we teach is the mass line. Our followers are spread all over the world, and there are countless people hiding among the people." Nie Shuang turned his head, blinking his big watery eyes. Blink, speak seriously.

Lao Qi was pleasantly surprised: The novel really didn't lie to me!
"Girl! Please be sure to absorb me into your religion!"

"Yes, what name do you teach?"

"Gourmet education."

Nie Shuang grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.

Old Seven: Huh?

Sun Ding: ...It really is a powerful cult!
(End of this chapter)