Chapter 96

"I've already come in. It's earlier than you came in. Is your name Lin Xuan?" The voice came from near the door again.But Lin Xuan only saw two dressing tables, which were himself in the mirror.Never see anyone else again.

"Yes, I'm Lin Xuan. How did you know that? Why can't I see you?" Lin Xuan opened his eyes wide in surprise, and approached the door silently.Is it haunted?

"Of course you can't see me. I'm a master, and I have eyes that penetrate the sky. I can count everything about you, and I'll know everything about you." The voice still faintly appeared near the door.

Lin Xuan was already close to the door, he was not afraid of ghosts.Lin Xuan carefully looked around the door, and finally found the problem.day!There is a bathroom by the door.Lin Xuan grabbed the doorknob, and with a little force, the door swung open!

A fat man with myopia appeared inside, holding a booklet, squatting on the toilet to defecate.There is a squatting pit next to it, and a shower lotus!
"Hello! My name is Chen Jingtong." Seeing Lin Xuan open the door, the fat man blinked and stretched out a hand to shake Lin Xuan's hand.Lin Xuan's eyes widened in surprise, resisting the urge to close the door, reached out to touch Chen Jingtong, and quickly retracted it.

He said embarrassingly: "Why are there still people who are squatting in the pit?" Lin Xuan had nothing to say.Depressed, I thought: "Damn! So the mystery is here. Oh, his penis is so small! Hehe"

"They each have their own needs. Both of them squatted on the toilet and couldn't pull it out. Let me figure it out, um, they will be back soon." Chen Jingtong pinched out an orchid finger on his fat right hand, and his thumb rested on the other four fingers. beat.He stopped suddenly, stared at Lin Xuan and said, "I said you can definitely pull it out with the toilet."

"Uh, hehehehe. That's right, I use the toilet. Oh, you go on, go on. I'll go clean up!" Lin Xuan closed the bathroom door sweating profusely.backed out.

"Tell you, I can tell fortunes. If you have any difficult questions, you can always come to me!" Chen Jingtong's straight tone floated out of the bathroom again.

"Okay. I see." Lin Xuan almost fell on his bed.Fortune telling?Oh my God!After Lin Xuan was shocked, he wiped off his cold sweat before finding his cabinet and putting some simple supplies in it.

Look at your desk, it's just under the bed. This dormitory is very high-end, with four high beds in the corners, and a desk under the bed with a cabinet.At the same time, it has the function of a computer desk.It can be said to be a multifunctional desk.The equipment is extremely luxurious.

The matching chairs are swivel chairs on wheels.Lin Xuan sat on the swivel chair with pulleys, shook it violently a few times, turned around a few times, and then stopped still.

"Tell you, your table and bed are not in harmony with Feng Shui. It is not good for your luck! Look at my bed, it is sunny and well ventilated. Did you see the painting beside my bed? Surrounded by green mountains and green waters, you can feel peaceful My mood and luck will definitely be better than yours. And here you are, the bathroom is on the left, and the sink is diagonally opposite, all of which are dirty and dirty. On the right, there is a sensuality, the walls are pale, and the yang energy is insufficient. , Yin Qi is strong. If you don’t change it, I dare say that your college life will be gloomy!”

Chen Jingtong is tall and fat, with a protruding belly, a double chin, and a pair of small eyes hidden under the thick myopia mirror, staring at Lin Xuan faintly.

Lin Xuan was fooled by him and was covered in goose bumps. Looking around, he felt uncomfortable.After thinking about it carefully, I also felt that what Chen Jingtong said was quite reasonable.But it felt wrong again.I couldn't help chirping and said: "Sexy maniac? What is the sex maniac?"

"It's him! Li Jin! We spent two nights together when you weren't here. That's his laptop. You can open his folders, and you can find hehehe movies anywhere. That's Madoka Ozawa, Ryoko Mitake, Strawberry Milk, Sakura Shiratori, Jun Yuikawa, Naho Ozawa, etc. If you have nothing to do, you have to discuss women's measurements. You shoot yourself on the bed. If you don't believe it, you can also open him There are thick books without covers under them, and they have been torn into dozens. You said he is not a sex maniac. What is he?"

Chen Jingtong listed the glorious deeds of Lin Xuan's roommate on the right, a buddy named Li Jin.Still have a posture that if you don't believe me, I can prove it to you immediately.

Lin Xuan looked at Li Jin's bed in fear, and shouted in his heart: "Oh my god, is it true? Is that buddy so hungry and thirsty?" Turning around, he looked at Chen Jingtong channel strangely: "Then why do you know so clearly? Even such obscure people's names are verbatim?"

Lin Xuan's memory ability is naturally not what a human being should have. It is not surprising that he can remember these things at a glance.But why is this fat buddy in front of him?

"Why? Then why do you say? I don't know why. If you don't believe me, you will suffer sooner or later." Chen Jingtong's eyes flickered a few times, and he stopped pressing Lin Xuan and sold his Feng Shui knowledge.After leaving a sentence, he climbed onto his bed.Taking advantage of Lin Xuan's inattention, he took out a finger-thick book with no front cover and no back cover that was full of black brick letters from under the pillow.

Caught in a magazine, I began to study it seriously, twisting my body a few times, sucking and sucking.Lin Xuan peeked at this from below, and immediately looked away.my god, this me

With a bang, the bedroom door was slammed open, and a buddy rushed in, sweating profusely, wearing the No. 24 Lakers Kobe jersey.Holding a famous Spalding basketball.Sitting opposite Li Xiaoyao panting, staring at Lin Xuan.

"Are you the last freshman to register at the Chinese Academy?" The buddy wearing Kobe's jersey stared at Lin Xuan panting, his hair was wet with sweat and tied into locks.

"Ah. It's so famous. I don't know if it's the last one. Anyway, after they received me, they closed the stall. And I was the only one on the bus. My name is Lin Xuan. What about you?" Lin Xuan pretended to be honest .Sincerely look at the roommate opposite.

Now three roommates, he knows two.The last one left is probably the one in front of me. "I know your name is Lin Xuan. But the name is quite familiar. My name is Zhang Xiaoqiang. I study Western literature. The two of us add up, it is a combination of Chinese and Western! Haha!" Zhang Xiaoqiang laughed loudly.

(End of this chapter)

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