I am a thousand-year-old giant tree with a system plug-in

Chapter 14 The Law of True Fragrance
Not only Lu Mu was dumbfounded, but all the monsters and Hei brothers present were dumbfounded when they heard this.

Nanny, what a name full of maternal love, it is actually said on a tree. Although the tree does not distinguish between genders, how do you think this name will be a man in human form, right?
Little loli, are you serious?

At this moment, little Lolita faced Hei Ge, the leader, without any fear, but puffed her cheeks and said to Hei Ge:
"I finally found an ideal nurse. You are not allowed to put him in the coffin, it will become dirty and smelly!"

This cute little loli, thank you so much, I am not allowed to be put into the coffin, without you, would I be targeted by Brother Hei?You still call me nanny, where did I get milk?I am a man!

"This...princess, this monster just disrespected you!"

Brother Hei said with a puzzled face, this is the boss's precious daughter, if he finds out that his daughter climbed on top of a tree, he must burn the tree to ashes.

"It's okay, I climbed up by myself. I will tell my father about him. I want to take this tree demon back. He is very important to me."

The little Lolita spoke in a milky voice, but the content of the words made Lu Mu panic, he wanted to take himself back, and called me nanny, what would happen if he was brought back...

Lu Mu began to fantasize about a cute little loli hugging a tree all day long, screaming at each nanny, "Oh my god, I can't even imagine this scene!"

Lu Mu shuddered, he was too frightened, why are there so many nonsense, outrageous and cheating things happening every time he first arrived in a strange environment?

Thinking of this, Lu Mu wondered if he could go offline and return to reality, anyway, he couldn't afford to mess with me, and couldn't hide?
Just when Lu Mu wanted to evacuate his soul consciousness from the Heavenly Soul Realm, Lu Mu found that his soul seemed to be bound by something.

Lu Mu's actions caught the little loli's attention. Just now Lu Mu wanted to dissipate his spirit and return to reality like that brother Kong Yiji, but this not only failed, but also got the little loli's attention.

And the monsters around looked at Lu Mu, and instantly understood that this was a little Mengxin who had just registered for household registration. At this moment, all the monsters cast pitiful eyes on Lu Mu. , he provoked an existence that shouldn't be provoked, and probably didn't read the almanac when he went out.

"Nurse, don't think about escaping. And don't you know that if you want to return to reality in the Heavenly Soul Realm, you can only go back to the teleportation circle unless the soul suffers an accidental self-destruct?"

At this time, the little Lolita turned around and said seriously to Lu Mu.

"Besides, do you think I won't be able to find your whereabouts in reality? Even if you go back, I will look for you."

Wow!too frightening!In the previous life, the plot of "finding you along the network cable" has not come true in another world, but was threatened by a little loli, do I want to lose face?

Patriarch Tianhun, I hate you!Whoooo!Why expose my address!

Lu Mu began to regret that he came to the Heavenly Soul Realm, it was too unlucky.

"Brother Hei, do me a favor, take him up to the fourth floor, let's go back."

"Ah! This, my lord, no, you don't have any objections, do you?"

Although Brother Hei's notoriety had already spread far and wide in the Heavenly Soul Realm, but in front of Little Lolita's father, he was a younger brother, and it was too late to coax him.

"Don't worry, I will take care of the accident, and I will protect you!"

Little Lolita has an expression of a big sister covering you, which makes Brother Hei very uneasy. Why do you feel a little unreliable?

At this time, Lu Mu made a sound, and he felt that if he kept quiet, he probably would have no chance in the future.

"Well, can I say something? I just came to the Heavenly Soul Realm, and my strength is also very poor. I'm only in the middle stage of psychic communication, and my body is just an evergreen tree. Can you please let me go once? I promise I won't come again. The Heavenly Soul Realm! Really!"

It's true if you don't come to the Heavenly Soul Realm, Lu Mu almost ended up worse than Kong Yiji, who would dare to come here!
Anyway, I have a system, without you, the Heavenly Soul Realm, it's not like I'm not powerful anymore.

"Whether you can go or not is not up to me, but to this little princess. I'm just a wage earner, but if you want to go, hehe."

Brother Hei shook his head. In fact, the professional team is also divided into two types: official establishment and reserve, and Brother Hei, who has become the guard team of the son of a big boss like him, is actually a reserve and a wage earner.

To put it bluntly, they are just hanging in the name of the professional team, wearing the same clothes as the professional team, and the attack is just a superficial study. The real professional team can only serve the ancestral temple. It is simply impossible to use it exclusively for its private service.

The professional teams in the official establishment are all elites.

"Eh? Why? Nanny, do you know that I've been looking for you for a long time! I won't dislike your tree blood, so what if your strength is low? My family has many treasures that can help you improve your cultivation. !"

At this time, little Lolita was puzzled. In her perception, if any monster knows that she can take her home, she should be very happy!

At this time, when the monsters around heard that the little loli was going to take the tree demon back and improve the cultivation of the treasure, they were instantly jealous. The original pity had long since turned into anger towards Lu Mu. It was so easy to be adopted!Still unwilling, give it to me!I am willing!
Little Loli took a special look at the expressions of the monsters around her, and found that it was just like what she thought. Sure enough, there are still many monsters who want to go to my house, but why doesn't the nanny refuse?
Maybe that's why he is my nanny, he must be different from other demons.

"So what, little sister..."

Before Lu Mu could finish talking about his little sister, the leading brother Hei directly interrupted Lu Mu's words:

"Don't call her little sister, call her little princess. This is the rule of the Heavenly Soul Realm, please act according to the rule. Talking nonsense, offending people who shouldn't be offended, will only increase the disaster."

Now that Lu Mu is quitting, isn't it right to call him little sister?Still can't afford to offend?The status and background are very powerful!Originally, I wanted to be more peaceful, but since you nigga said so, then even if I die, I won’t cry, shit!It's okay to be fucked once in the previous life, and humiliated to bow your head to be a human being. It's still the same in another world, I can't stand it!

Gan, Laozi's head is so hard!
"Little sister, first, I'm a man, not your nanny, please don't insult me; second, your servants are really not very polite, this is the famous black brother in the legend, right? Hehe, I got it !"

Lu Mu said angrily directly, although he said that he should do as the Romans do, but this custom is too "disgusting", I don't accept it!
"you!"

Brother Hei was about to have a seizure when he was stopped by Little Lolita.

"Don't do this, it's our fault this time. That, Lu... Mu? I want to invite you to my house. I need your help with something very important. I hope you can help me. I will do whatever you want I can give it to you, Heavenly Soul Coin, Heavenly Material and Earthly Treasure, or something, it’s all fine.”

This time, Little Lolita invited Lu Mu very sincerely. One can imagine how important this matter is to Little Lolita.

Facing Little Lolita's sincere invitation, Lu Mu's attitude was a little more relaxed. After all, the little girl spoke so sincerely, so she took a step back and apologized. The fool acted.

The most important thing is that "I can give you whatever you want" attracted Lu Mu.

"I'm sorry, I may have been a bit aggressive when I just said it, but that's just how I am. I'm a person who takes the soft but not the hard. Don't put your methods on me. So what if the world is much stronger than me? I'm a tree , I can't learn to bend down, and I can't learn to bow down to those strong men!"

Lu Mu said these words loudly, even if he was tortured by illness and oppressed by the reality of society in his previous life, why was he ever afraid?Practice yourself?The big deal is death, living like this not only loses the joy of life but also loses dignity, it is meaningless at all.

Apparently, Lu Mu's temper is a little stunned.

"I'm really sorry, but you are really important to me. I hope you can think about it. If you want, how about I give you [-] soul coins every month as a monthly salary?"

Ten thousand? !

The group of monsters is boiling, angry, and envious and jealous!

This damned little white tree is so shameless, he can be so shameless, Her Royal Highness invited you to save face, and you still want the princess to offer you such a sky-high monthly salary, ten thousand!Your Royal Highness, you choose me!Choose me, I don't want [-], I only need [-]!Choose me! ! !
The group of demons were screaming hoarsely, wishing that Her Royal Highness would choose themselves instead of the little white tree that looked very flat.

When Lu Mu heard [-], he was also taken aback.

What is the concept of ten thousand?The newcomer's Sky Soul Coin is only fifty, but it is basically enough to buy some daily necessities.

According to the rookie manual, in the Heaven and Soul Realm, it is normal to earn [-] to [-] a month; Really all-round employees; more than [-] are evildoers.

It is conceivable what the weight of this ten thousand is, this is a sky-high price, is the boring life of the rich so simple and unpretentious?
Lu Mu thought about it, and immediately decided to do it!

What?Didn't I say that it is impossible for me to work part-time all my life?Am I working part-time?I was invited by others!Don't talk nonsense, I know you are very sour now, hahahaha.

Even a head as strong as Lu Mu can't escape the law of Zhenxiang. After all, this is the law discovered by the universe-level philosopher Wang Jingze!

ps: The revision of this chapter is not very to my liking, it’s too sloppy and brain-dead. Looking back now, it still feels a bit poisonous, but the writing is not enough, and it can’t be changed, so it’s the only way.Ugh. . .

　The third watch in the middle of the night, the third watch will be the third watch, even though it is late.There may be one or two more tomorrow, and the university affairs have to be dealt with. . .forgive me

　　
　
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